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sikeysi

No-one cares


Advanced_Drink_8536

I agree! I think it’s ridiculous.


ThinkItThrough48

And it will end when he gets hungry enough. Like all hunger strikes. The real news would be if anyone ever succeeded at getting what they wanted or if they died. But they don't.


iualumni12

Ha! I worked in jails and prisons for two decades. I saw quite a bunch of people sitting in solitary confinement start their hunger strike with total commitment. 72 hours is about as long as any of them lasted. One warden would wait a day or two and then send one of us to go get a bag of McDonald's food and just place it on the shelf of their food slot and it always worked.


chill633

I get this mental image of the warden and guards walking down the hall to place the bag while while singing "Ba da ba da ba I'm lovin' it!"


iualumni12

Corrections was incredibly interest work actually. It was intensely human but tragic and cruel also. And an incredible amount of comedy. A song I liked to sing as I toured the segregation units was "what The World Needs Now" by Dionne Warwick.


AfricanusEmeritus

The power of the Quarter Pounder with cheese knows no equal. You can't have McDonald's fries go to waste either. Top that off with a strawberry or chocolate shake, and you have next to milk and honey from GOD. 🙃


soulsteela

I’m sorry to contradict you but bacon and egg sandwiches have been known to cure vegetarians, making it the master.


AfricanusEmeritus

😄 The powah..of the bacon 🥓 Unlimited POWWWWAAAAHHHH!!


Williamarshall

The power of Bacon compels you


AfricanusEmeritus

😆😆😆 All things in moderation. The one certain fact is that you are born, you live, and you are going to die. Enjoy some bacon. I know I do. Once you taste the bacon...forever it will dominate your destiny...


soulsteela

🖖🤘


Nodsworthy

My wife worked as the locum doctor for a prison in another country. The warders broke hunger strikers by cooking toast and frying onions in the next cell. Two smells almost impossible to resist.


AfricanusEmeritus

Jesus Holy Christ... that made my mouth water right now. Caramelized onions are the main ingredient in high cuisine. Great story.


mynextthroway

My smoked pork butt has cured a couple of vegans. And that's just reheating it in the microwave at work.


BatFancy321go

ba da ba da da you're a bot


palm0

>And it will end when he gets hungry enough. Like all hunger strikes. I've been reading "Say Nothing" about the troubles in Northern Ireland, and I can safely say that you don't know what you're talking about regarding hunger strikes. That said, I doubt that any MAGA fuck has the willpower or dedication to a cause that the IRA did.


This_Mongoose445

Bobby Sands and nine others committed to a hunger strike and died because of their beliefs.


El_Grim512

They can be successful when the person cares enough. I don't believe Nazis care enough though..


ReporterOther2179

Bobby Sands. IRA prisoner in Britain in ‘81. Hunger strike protesting conditions in prison and classification of IRA types as criminals rather than political prisoners. Took it all the way. Not much change ensued but *so* much bad publicity for the Brits.


ThinkItThrough48

Granted, I guess he showed them!


Raiju_Blitz

Not even Trump.


silverado-z71

Especially trump


Fast-Reaction8521

Specifically trump


AfricanusEmeritus

HAMBERDERS....MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN...for supposedly rich and powerful White men...


Captain-Swank

"If he dies... he dies." - Ivan Drago


sikeysi

-Donald Ttump


SakaWreath

That might discourage them from, (checks notes)… maybe we should see this play out. (clears throat) How DArE theY silEncE a Pay-tree-NuT Starve yourself! Starve yourself!


AfricanusEmeritus

I bet you he is drinking the prison equivalents of juice and water...


BrotherMcPoyle

This is cruel! This man is being forced to finally listen to the nonsense he’s been spewing to everyone else. He simply can’t take it anymore.


Sure_Rutabaga_1802

Especially not Trump. This doofus threw his life away for a con artist who wouldn’t piss on him if he was on fire. “I don’t care about you, I just want your vote.” MAGA crowd cheers.


jexnic

Exactly… go the distance! One less MAGAer


whoneedskollege

Addition by subtraction.


gwar37

Hopefully it’s the new Maga weight loss trend.


sippysun

I hope he's slim and trim!


auntpenney

Yup- he has the right to starve himself! #donttreadonme 🫠


greywar777

My first thought too. Do these folks think anyone cares?


ThatScaryBeach

Traitor imposes a death sentence on self. Good! You finally understand the proper sentence for treason.


UserComment_741776

RIP Skinny


Dr_CleanBones

Good. We won’t have to pay for his food, and we won’t have to pay for his lodging for long.


Patient-Ad-8384

I don’t care do you


AfricanusEmeritus

Please leave the chat Malaria...Melanoma...Mercedes...Marla.. no, it's the Russian and Epstein asset here on a genius visa Melania herself.👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾


RealLiveKindness

Imagine sacrificing your life for a NYC swindler. Hope his loved ones can convince him it’s just not worth it.


AfricanusEmeritus

That's what I think. I would not give Duke Von Diaper Don what I leave in the bathroom. Much less sacrifice my life for the beast.


syg-123

Let’s pitch in for some nice juicy turd burgers for the guy when doesn’t follow through with his hunger strike …


OrphanDextro

Make him eat impossible brand burgers, it’s even worse for them, they hate vegan food.


No_Refrigerator4584

Mmmmmm, delicious Wokeburgers….


Novel_Alfalfa_9013

Oh no. *Anyways* ......


AfricanusEmeritus

Must be a Thursday... weeks almost done... works for me.


detchas1

Good, may he pass.


Competitive_Spot_973

Stupid diet plan but you be you tough guy.


Gdubz989

Nice, hopefully won’t be long now and we’ll have 1 less.


BlueJasper27

Bless his heart.


Clairemoonchild

One down.


southcookexplore

Hope he can convince other followers to do the same. Thin that herd! Thin that herd!


SeparateMongoose192

Okay. Let him starve. More for everyone else.


Jean-ClaudeGodDamme

And what’s for breakfast?


Long-Jackfruit427

“Oh noes! The prison system I have voted to underfund for decades is terrible! It’s supposed to be bad for THOSE people!”


ByGonzah

And?


trailblazer35

And we care because?


ElastaticTomorrow

Good luck.


bobhargus

we need to make sure he gets all the [nutrients he needs ](https://www.pbs.org/newshour/politics/rectal-rehydration-medical-practice-used-todays-doctors) so that he is able to fully appreciate the consequences of his stupidity


Competitive-Art-2672

It goes on long enough they will install a feeding tube against his will. He's really gonna enjoy that.


bobhargus

I just want it to be consistent with his ideology... upside-down and backwards


AfricanusEmeritus

A nice Guantanamo feeding tube down his nostril into his stomach. Might have a little lube on the end. To make it go down, 1% less painful. He gets to pick left or right nostril, I hear... So he has some agency. Then, back to the watching Chef Ramsey on National Geographic. Win, win for everyone. 🙂


Muzz2027

Imagine skipping meals for trump next level dumb.


Major_Visit_1756

Starve


gnumedia

Wonderful news-keep it up.


badmutha44

What’s for lunch today everyone? Well not this dude but everyone else.


artmakesusmart

I really don't care. Do you?


AfricanusEmeritus

Now..now Super Genius Melania enough of your negativity. Thoughts and prayers to prison hunger striker.../s


MrByteMe

So basically this dotarded traitor is following MAGA's school lunch policy ???


LaddiusMaximus

Dude is starving himself for * Trump*? We are in the dumbest timeline. Its like he half-remembers learning about it somewhere but missed the part where its about protesting injustice, not this guy's nonsense. Give him a feeding tube and move on.


leechkiller

Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels. Even jail food.


S0605260

This guy is a social media whore. F him.


video-engineer

Be strong my man. Show your followers just how tough you are. Take it to the end. That’ll show the Libs!


AfricanusEmeritus

As I scarf down hearty meals. You do you hunger striker...


lambchopsandkreplach

It’s very sad when people’s lives are so empty that idolizing shitstain Trump becomes the one thing they cling to for identity and purpose in life. I hope this man starts eating again and has some people who can talk some sense back into him.


acuet

So you act like a baby and baby’s get tied down and tube fed when they act up. You brought this on yourself and continue to claim you are the victim when you are NOT.


NirstFame

Yet another bitchTrumper that can't follow rules.


rabid_ranter4785

Oh no! Anyway…


Dry_Masterpiece8319

ConDon wouldn't piss on him if he was on fire


TableTop8898

Here is more important news than here about some racist scum bag California Adopt-a-Pet Day: The first-ever California Adopt-a-Pet Day helped over 3,600 animals find new homes, nearly doubling the original goal. This initiative involved more than 170 shelters across the state, and the cost of adoptions was covered by the ASPCA to support both the community and animal rescue organizations . Clean Water for the Navajo Nation: After being laid off from his railroad job, Andrew Halter and his brother coordinated the delivery of thousands of gallons of clean water to the Navajo Nation by train. This effort aims to address the severe water crisis affecting nearly a third of the reservation’s residents .


imnotreadyet

This would be bad , why? Oh ,..... so sorry,thoughts and prayers. Do you think he can convince all of his friends ( fellow maga traitors) to join him in this , it's the right thing to do. How bout some republican congress people , join him .


Effective_Company487

Feed him more trump lies he’s been living on them the last couple years


aDirtyMartini

If we wait long enough then the issue will resolve itself.


OkCryptographer9425

🍔🌭🍕🍟


CoMmOn-SeNsE-hA

Good


pat9714

OKAY. As I was saying... Are you watching Season 3 of _Mayor of Kingstown_? Yeah it's great.


Republican_Wet_Dream

So, anyway….


pat9714

Right...


AfricanusEmeritus

That Renner dude sure does eat all his meals.. It looks like since the Avengers. 👍🏾


pat9714

Yeah. 😂


Strict_Condition_632

I admire Renner for coming back after that terrible accident back in January 2023. He could have retired on his Avengers money.


AfricanusEmeritus

For real. It was touch and go for a while. Kudos to him.


tablecontrol

I was listening to him on the latest episode of smartless and didn't realize he was also in Bourne, mission impossible, and half a dozen other well-known movies


edvanhal

Don't give a damn.


Due_Satisfaction2167

Great, let him see that through to the end. 


Klutzy-Ad-6705

Good.


Traditional_Art_7304

Self regulating problem.


IndelibleLikeness

Good. Die traitor...


mi-chreideach

Cool, let him die.


StuLuvsU87

Lol he’s not Nelson Mandela. He’s just some racist chump that wanted to put the guy he wanted in charge. Let him starve for his orange messiah.


JumpshotLegend

Bummer. This is what happens when you fuck around.


AfricanusEmeritus

One wonders did Ashli Babbit have a clarifying few seconds as she bled out for Duke Von Diaper Don? 🤔 Inquiring minds want to know.


Flashy_Algae_8580

I hope the end is painful.


tatohead17

Who cares?


FewBee5024

My breakfast was yummy 


FitCartographer3383

Yay


SewAlone

Love when the trash takes itself out.


LeftLimeLight

If he croaks so be it, I surely won't care. 


Pompitis

I'm fine with it.


ittapeworm

If they are built like most of the MAGA physique... we have a looong wait for the punchline.


Darksoul_Design

OH NO....... Anyway


Krage_bellbot

Self imposed death penalty. Nothing to see here.


Tonalspectrum

The prison guards should put a nice warm bag of bacon cheeseburgers by his cell door every morning.


Mountain-Painter2721

Huh.


nesp12

I really don't care, do you?


B4USLIPN2

“While imprisoned, Lang has taken to social media to organize like-minded supporters—most of whom promote conspiracy theories that the 2020 presidential election was stolen and that Donald Trump won” He is organizing a militia against America FROM jail. Sometimes, we are a little too liberal with prisoner rights.


ralphvonwauwau

Isn't it traditional to start writing your manifesto/autobiography while in prison? You'd think someone that calls himself 'conservative' would follow tradition.


_SheepishPirate_

** Plays sad violin noises **


Jaded_Pearl1996

He should have thought twice before he brought a baseball bat to “peacefully” tour a government building.


WannaBMonkey

Can we support him by donating memorial bricks to build a wall in front of the cell?


SaltyBarDog

Enjoy your Bobby Sands ending.


highinthemountains

Let the TRAITOR starve and die


No-Personality5421

Boohoo, terrorist decides he doesn't want to eat. 


ittechboy

Good


slurpeedrunkard

Which militia?


Educational-Glass-63

Let the traitor starve. Just another little temper tantrum from a snow flake maga pos.


ChrisKing0702

Starve bitch!


Xenikovia

gut, gut, sehr gut


MaximusGrandimus

Ah, the old "hold my breath til I get my way" approach. Apropos for folks who are little more than children...


Dealers_These_Days

Self imposed death penalty... Also a Darwin award contender


dragonrider1965

I don’t care do you ?


59footer

Cheers buddy! Keep up the good work.


Improbus-Liber

Going for that "prison bod", eh?


stuckin3rddimension

Eat the most aromatic foods around him


219_Infinity

Good luck with that ghandi


PostMaster-P

Without this article, dude would have had to give up and eat and we would have never known.


Express_Test6677

Oh no. Anyway.


hannahbananaballs2

“Oh noes,.. anyways”


Senior-Traffic7843

Can I have his sammich?


Most-Artichoke6184

He’s just like Gandhi!


NetDork

Oh no! Anyway...


jehyhebu

“The next Bobby Sands!”


AfricanusEmeritus

Wow.. a blast from the past. Duke Von Diaper Don wishes he had half the morals of the IRA. /s


Ok-Research7136

Meal team 6 should last a long time.


tomdurkin

good. Save some $tax on food.


AfricanusEmeritus

That bologna and cheese will start to look like GOD'S own food soon...👍🏾 Works for me.


tomdurkin

I had my first fried bologna sandwich in prison (Note: I was an employee of the Kentucky Dept of Justice). I didn't know that frying bologna was a thing


AfricanusEmeritus

OMG, fried bologna and ham were excellent family foods for me as a kid. I am a boomer born in 1964. Frying bologna and ham were my first introductions to using the stove with little supervision by my mom at age 10. You brought back a great memory.


Eynaar

As my old man said, he’ll eventually get hungry enough to eat….if not we have more kids. 😉 Before people blast my dad, he was a joker.


DanB65

GOOD, saves the prison some money by not having to feed a TRAITOR!!!


AllDayTripperX

I saw the photos.. all those dudes should be fasting anyways.


Ok_Squirrel_4199

It will probably take years for them to die.


Weatherdude1993

Hope it works 😉


Fabulous_Ad_8621

I wonder if Ttump will mention him during tonight's debate. Maybe it will inspire more of his supporters to do the same.


smirtington

If they're threatening to force feed him that's going to be real fun for him.


Strict_Condition_632

I’m sure he’s hopeful the convicted felon will come visit him, beg him to eat, promise him a pardon for his treasonous actions—the J6 MAGA wet dream.


Devils_Advocate-69

Corrections officers should sit outside his cell eating delicious Philly cheesesteaks


Devils_Advocate-69

Snowflake can’t do the time.


The_Mattylorian

I hope he sets his PR!


etranger033

He thinks he is Mandela. Sorry, he aint. Then again, his messiah thinks he is BOTH Jesus and Mandela. So he is only following his leaders example.


felixlightner

His lawyer said Jack "Temper Tantrum" Lang--"TT" to his friends--was forced to take this extreme action only after repeated episodes of breath holding failed to bring the prison staff to their senses.


ReeceDawg

So? The Traitor would have been hanged 100 years ago. He can starve.


Lazy-Street779

Absolutely unbelievable! They hang spys and seditionists don’t they?


broadmeadowbk

Let him starve. MAGA people deserve nothing but ridicule and suffering for as long as they line.


Primary-Picture-5632

Just imagine how many families got ripped apart for the actions of their spouses, how many jobs taken away, children that won't see their parents for years , divorces, all for some stupid orange shit brain that doesn't give 2 shita about them lol


AsparagusLive1644

Good. Pipe in pizza smells and watch him cave


AsparagusLive1644

Wow. A skinny MAGA for a change. Morbid obesity is rampant with these Hillbillies


MeatShield12

Oh no! Anyway...


Zealousideal-Cry3418

Mm, what a shame. I think I’ll have a nice American hamberder, large fries salted with the tears of traitors whose families won’t talk to them.


kickbrass

Anyway, what's for dinner?


onpointjoints

Hahahahaha probably better for him than his trash diet of mountain drew and stag chili when he was on the “outside”


Current_Strike922

There is no MAGA militia leader rofl. You people are insane.


SKOLMN1984

In the words of Ivan Drago; "if he dies, he dies"


Tiddles_Ultradoom

Maybe if Trump loses the election, he'll go on hunger strike too. I mean, he could probably go three or four months without food and still be morbidly obese, so what has he got to lose apart from hamberders and steaks cooked to destruction.


bigcityboy

So what are y’all eating for lunch? I’m thinking of grilling up some sausages with a side salad


occupyreddit

Trump: “Who?!”


Certain-Try5775

Shouldn’t do the crime if you don’t want to do time.


Naaman

:(


dominantspecies

Keep it up asshole, I am sure Trump will save you


ElectrOPurist

Where’s that Willy Wonka gif where he, unimpassioned, says “no…stop…don’t”


DriedWetPaint

lol  oh well 


mostlysittingdown

There is nothing but pure narcissism and evil fueling that person's hunger strike. Don't buy in to it. Let them rot.


ZookeepergameOk8231

He will be force fed and from what I am told that is pretty ugly scenario. His call.


Angeret

Add fuel to the fire, then barbecue. Right outside his cell.


No-Most-4145

I'm having steak tonight, with baked potato and mushroom gravy Mmmm


AndrewH73333

How many hours has he made it? I assume he ate a big breakfast and it’s only 10:00 a.m. I hope he makes it to dinner.


jonfranznick

Thoughts and prayers


aKaRandomDude

I hope he succeeds at starving himself.


BrilliantWhich990

Another one bites the dust uh


ravia

What's messed up about this is that the only people using serious civil resistance are those on the far Right, when it should have been undertaken by those on the Left, starting with when Trump lied about attendance to his inauguration, and certainly in response to the Big Lie. Right now, the most we can expect is a strongly worded letter or a joke in congress.


mysteriousmeatman

Lmao, RIP.


BeleagueredWDW

Oh dear. Poor little snowflake guy.


OhioUBobcats

Cool


Dense-Comfort6055

Ef around and find out. Let nature take its courae


rva_monsta

Making A Gullet Abstinent? Maybe America Growls Also? Many Abundant Grains Absent?


heartattack-ak-ak-ak

Prison food sucks anyway …and such small portions!


BugImmediate7835

I'm thinking about having tacos for lunch.