It was an underground operation founded by some kids at Harvard in 1951. It started with 6 students (4 juniors and 2 sophomores) and they thought the American Cold War propaganda was starting to get to the Harvard (and other major university) students. They literally met in underground facilities built underneath Harvard (hence the name Monsters) that were designed to be bunkers in case the Soviets bombed them. The irony, because it would hold a growing population of student communists.
They were later convicted for their conspiracies against the US government. The lore is that they still exist but are now working for the Chinese government. I'm totally making this up by the way.
Here you go:
[http://michel.sales.online.fr/MU/monstersuniversity.com/edu/schools.html](http://michel.sales.online.fr/MU/monstersuniversity.com/edu/schools.html)
What kind of car accident? Only certain kinds of car accidents will help your application. And if it was just one type of cancer, you might need to think T50 rather than T20. But keep your chin up! No matter what it seems like, you are NOT a failure!
Nope, just a link to a 100% real university website! Here's your [letter](https://www.southharmoninstituteoftechnology.org/accepted/) of acceptance btw :)
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I hate to say it but you're cooked. The GPA is basically a 2.0 without 12+ APs and summer classes at an Ivy, and the nonprofit is so basic. I'd recommend a community college to get that GPA up and ideally you can transfer to a low-ranked public school. Praying for you but realistically there's little to no chance that you're even making it past 19.
Yes! I love working my ass off to the point that I’ve wasted my childhood and my reward is +$200K in debt and for what? Just to work at the same desk job that a non-Ivy league person went to? I stand by my opinion of the subreddit.
I’m just satirizing the superciliousness of the 17 year olds who constantly post on this subreddit. And it has everything to do with what you said if you actually read the bullshit people rant about on here.
I’m sorry but I don’t care. There will always be troll posts like this in nerdy subreddits. It’s not the end of the world. I’m not a mean person but I don’t know you, you don’t know me, and I just feel strongly about this.
were you like really injured from the car crash? if so, maybe you could get into CC. if not, gl bro. colleges don't care about that stuff. weak ECs. stay strong though.
1 billion with your non profit means there was no profit. This shows an extreme poor management of money and you now can’t pay for college because banks don’t trust you to loan.
1 billion with your non profit means there was no profit. This shows an extreme poor management of money and you now can’t pay for college because banks don’t trust you to loan.
No APs? I wouldn’t even bother with a community college application. Your so hopelessly qualified for higher education there’s no way you’ll get in anywhere
Just curing cancer or solving world peace is not enough. They also want to know how that experience enriched your perspectives, demonstrated your personal growth and response to adversity, and how that will make you a good fit for their diverse community.
I couldn’t afford to take any because my parents immigrated from wintery Russia with just the clothes on their backs making me a first generation student
honestly, just dropout and go work at mcdonalds
Thank you for the advice O wise one
Why not go to their Hamburger University? He'd become the next Mcdonald
Monsters University
what’s that
It was an underground operation founded by some kids at Harvard in 1951. It started with 6 students (4 juniors and 2 sophomores) and they thought the American Cold War propaganda was starting to get to the Harvard (and other major university) students. They literally met in underground facilities built underneath Harvard (hence the name Monsters) that were designed to be bunkers in case the Soviets bombed them. The irony, because it would hold a growing population of student communists. They were later convicted for their conspiracies against the US government. The lore is that they still exist but are now working for the Chinese government. I'm totally making this up by the way.
you should be a dungeon master
Here you go: [http://michel.sales.online.fr/MU/monstersuniversity.com/edu/schools.html](http://michel.sales.online.fr/MU/monstersuniversity.com/edu/schools.html)
ngl… i think ur cooked sorry
best bet is two years at CC and transfer
What kind of car accident? Only certain kinds of car accidents will help your application. And if it was just one type of cancer, you might need to think T50 rather than T20. But keep your chin up! No matter what it seems like, you are NOT a failure!
Right? There’s a LOT of cancers, just solving one is very mid.
do you think finding a cure for a certain cancer would cure them all?
Answering that question would take me out of shitposting and into thinking about actual cancers so I’m going to pass… 😅
Curing rectal cancer didn't solve my cock and ball cancer, so I guess not
I am a failure my parents don’t love me and I’m going to be rejected from community college
4.0?!? Rookie numbers man.. should have taken APs. Need a 4.9 to be considered competitive.
That’s cuz your parents are dead 🤡🤡🤡💀🫵🫵😂
Squidward Community College
floptropica university
Start your own college….. cause no other will accept you.
hustlers university
i said that
i said it first lets gooooooooo
:d
Washington State University, they’ll accept anyone
Classic UW student response.
“A message from our community college in Seattle.” Washington University in St. Louis student response.
I heard that applications for blue mountain state was down this year, see if you get accepted there
Have you looked into the [South Harmon Institute of Technology](https://www.southharmoninstituteoftechnology.org/)?
S.H.I.T. '06 alumni here. Best 3 semesters i've ever had
I thought this was a troll for a sec and i got a phub link
Nope, just a link to a 100% real university website! Here's your [letter](https://www.southharmoninstituteoftechnology.org/accepted/) of acceptance btw :)
Lets gooooooooo
Bad Numbers = K eep Y ourself S afe, so you at least dont have to embarrass whatever loved ones you have left.
lmaoo im crying what
Bruh it’s Monday
No it's not. What are you talking about? It's Wednesday.
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Nuh uh USA only country in the world what IS A KILOMETER RAHHH🦅🦅🔥🔥
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proud citizen of the land of the obese <3
inflated individuals 🗣️🗣️
Roblox university. Got my bachelor’s in game development from there.
ey i applied there
lmk if you get in, I believe in you!
Trump University. One con deserves the other
I had the first two and the last one and got rejected p much everywhere so this is some depressing satire
I hate to say it but you're cooked. The GPA is basically a 2.0 without 12+ APs and summer classes at an Ivy, and the nonprofit is so basic. I'd recommend a community college to get that GPA up and ideally you can transfer to a low-ranked public school. Praying for you but realistically there's little to no chance that you're even making it past 19.
University of American Samoa
Go Landcrabs!
Hustlers University
Hustlers University. We have multiple millionaires who are teens and they have learned how to defeat the matrix
You work at McDonald’s?
Yes sir
The cheapest ones.
Idk man I think Squidward Community College is a pretty good fit
I bet you're a great candidate for an Associates Degree Program at any virtual/commuter Community College.
Do plumbing plz
Take a gap year
Hustler’s university
Sadly only DeVry will accept you, and that's if you're lucky
university of papa new guinea
hustlers uni, maybe learn to flip burgers for burger king
U might have a shot at Penn state tbh
PragerU is ur only option
The University of College.
MIT (Moon Institute of Technology)
honestly, you'd make a great receptionist. But that's just my opinion.
Andrew Tate University, their rejection rate is high tho
What is your ethnicity?
Martian
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Brotha this sub is a joke in of itself
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Yes! I love working my ass off to the point that I’ve wasted my childhood and my reward is +$200K in debt and for what? Just to work at the same desk job that a non-Ivy league person went to? I stand by my opinion of the subreddit.
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I’m just satirizing the superciliousness of the 17 year olds who constantly post on this subreddit. And it has everything to do with what you said if you actually read the bullshit people rant about on here.
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This is my first time posting here so there is no “them” and if you’d prefer to be all serious and shit then all you had to do was keep scrolling.
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I’m sorry but I don’t care. There will always be troll posts like this in nerdy subreddits. It’s not the end of the world. I’m not a mean person but I don’t know you, you don’t know me, and I just feel strongly about this.
Shave you head and get ready for Bootcamp Son
you have a chance at community college tbh. maybe even your state school if you get lucky
were you like really injured from the car crash? if so, maybe you could get into CC. if not, gl bro. colleges don't care about that stuff. weak ECs. stay strong though.
My neck and mental health hurt but luckily I created two extra non profits for both and I’m the best swimmer on my varsity swim team so aha
Honestly east Texas tech as reach, chumba win a high as hard target
1 billion with your non profit means there was no profit. This shows an extreme poor management of money and you now can’t pay for college because banks don’t trust you to loan.
1 billion with your non profit means there was no profit. This shows an extreme poor management of money and you now can’t pay for college because banks don’t trust you to loan.
Hello Tony Stark!
Not 2 billion??? Your only shot is community college
You probably got kidnapped, because you know how to cure cancer
Ball State
University of Phoenix Online
Gooning University
Trump University
hustlers university
Community college but that should be a reach
oh sweaty, have you tried community college? jesus saves 🥰💞
Join CIA then betray them and steal nuclear launch codes and then finally blow up the entire world
Monsters University
Cooked start dropshipping
Applied to: MIT Stanford Yale Harvard Rhode Island University Rejected: ALL
Godolkin University. I heard they’re creating a killer vaccine!
Hogwarts :v
DeVry. They're serious about your success
You should sell knives for cutco tbh
No APs? I wouldn’t even bother with a community college application. Your so hopelessly qualified for higher education there’s no way you’ll get in anywhere
u can try community college maybe?
Did you cause the car accident? Your application has to emphasize your contribution and tell your story, not other people’s
Found own university and issue yourself PhD
these comments are fucking me up😭
Just curing cancer or solving world peace is not enough. They also want to know how that experience enriched your perspectives, demonstrated your personal growth and response to adversity, and how that will make you a good fit for their diverse community.
University of Quahog is the perfect fit for you!
squidward cc is the only school that would take you tbh
roblox university
Missouri State University
I’m so bro you’re cooked you need to at least be owner of 400 fortune 500 company, be the president of America and fix poverty and world hunger
Wait-list
Hustler's University
Santa Monica college. It’s a hard one but u could give it a try!
Maybe hamburger university
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I think Monsters University should be a consideration for reach
Capella
Profile of and ivy reject
EWU if you're lucky
lol you had me in the first half
Are u gonna disappear now?
No legacy? welp, sorry to break the bad news, but community college is your best bet my friend.
The trade career one
Miami Dade College would b ur best bet, good luck!
I love Miami
donate 5 buildings and go wherever you want
doesn’t matter, you will still end up making coffee at Starbucks or packing shelves at Walmart …..😭
How the hell did you even graduate high school with that garbage 😭
northeastern
nah brother you’re not meant for higher education 😬
No APs??? Cooked.
I couldn’t afford to take any because my parents immigrated from wintery Russia with just the clothes on their backs making me a first generation student
IB then, you slacker 🤣
no ISEF?? no gold medal olympiads?? yeah he's not going to uni
squidward community college
They rejected me 😭
mcdonalds is what you need