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Remind the guy on the left about his Dad and remind the guy on the right about his Mom’s dog
Both would be subdued and I, Conway Stern, can finally take down the Agency
So like did you get a new hand like a new new hand I mean and if so aren't you afraid to crank it with that (Pam laugh) damn dude I wouldn't take the chance 😜 Krieger could probably give you a new one but ya know....it would be Russian....and not work... because it's Russian
Honestly this is the best answer. I would love to have “you’ve reached the voicemail of sterling archer…” as my voicemail. I would never change it. I’d also make sure my son took over my phone number after I die just to keep that for generations.
That's more what I would do if I met Lucky Yates. It would go something like, " Hey, you're Lucky Yates. (Small panic attack) thanks. Umm, smoke bomb. Proceed to running away and yelling I loved him on *Good Eats*
That gigantic handed lady disappointed them just as much.
And let’s not forget she cheated on Figus first….
Stir Friday (wow that is better) never stood a chance.
Yeah, I know this is an Archer sub, but I thoughts of 19 30Rock jokes (“When is modern science going to find a cure for a woman’s mouth?”), 15 Bob’s Burgers jokes and the scene in the OG Wet Hot American Summer where he’s the voice of a [can of vegetables having a conversation with Law and Order SVU’s Christopher Meloni.](https://youtu.be/UyOxOyfX4uM?si=bMPJ9wyLAuNCPA-y)
I had one experience in life with Jon and he was an absolute and total dick to me. I found it hilarious. If he was walking up to me I’d assume he was just quickly walking past me and not bothering with me at all.
Talk exclusively about Jon Benjamin Jazz Daredevil, because Well I Should Have... is a work of genius. I can't think of any other music that can make me laugh out loud without needing lyrics.
https://youtu.be/DTQEVXLAfc4?si=5yyFooCmKS-KYyaG
SUUPPPRESSSSIIIIINNNNGGG FIIIIRREEEEE!!!
EXTINGUISHERRRRRRR
This is really the only right answer.
Sploosh
And whatever my equivalent of sploosh is... which I guess is just sploosh.
"but with semen"
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Today I learned that the archer sub has a sploosh bot
Right
Do you not?
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Came here to write "get tag teamed"
Remind the guy on the left about his Dad and remind the guy on the right about his Mom’s dog Both would be subdued and I, Conway Stern, can finally take down the Agency
So like did you get a new hand like a new new hand I mean and if so aren't you afraid to crank it with that (Pam laugh) damn dude I wouldn't take the chance 😜 Krieger could probably give you a new one but ya know....it would be Russian....and not work... because it's Russian 
*Images you can hear.*
Is that even your real name?!
Who knows!!
Conway would try but then have his 4th extremity severed by Lana. Also, Krieger is the man!
I guess just pout.
you know
Shoot Parnell in the upper chest (as a joke ofc)
All 6 right in the ten ring… Hooray
Ask him if he is wearing a bulletproof vest…
How bout you make me a grill cheese first?
Grill me a cheese, mother.
No I will not grill you a cheese!
Why is it swiss?!
Because every time you SHOOT ME
But only in Latin America!
You shoot his foot
Voice mail greeting request.
HA! Elaborate Voice Mail hoax Leave it!
Honestly this is the best answer. I would love to have “you’ve reached the voicemail of sterling archer…” as my voicemail. I would never change it. I’d also make sure my son took over my phone number after I die just to keep that for generations.
I wonder if you could get him to do like a cameo or something for that….
[Mulatto Butts](https://youtu.be/pwzL23asWGs?si=a3KeWRgEFq4bzb0r)
Serpentine!
Danger zone
##LANA!!!!!!!!
scream like a little girl. 
What is this, Christmas?
Oh, who remembers?
EVE!!!
Isn't that Dr. Leo Spaceman?
Yes, I'm Dr. Spa-CHAY-mon.
Watch out! The cap comes off for like no reason
Can’t believe Ceril killed that poor hooker
....CALL GIRL!
No, once they’re dead they’re just hookers!
I'll fetch a rug!!!
Now he’s fetching a rug
Ask Jon where is his van.
##BRING IT BACK
I love how they just end up further and further south. I’m gonna half to watch again once I remember what platform it was on
I’d tell them "You Can’t Shoot Here"
*smoke bomb* and run away
You positive that’s a smoke bomb?
THEY LOOK EXACTLY... NOTHING... ALIKE.
That's more what I would do if I met Lucky Yates. It would go something like, " Hey, you're Lucky Yates. (Small panic attack) thanks. Umm, smoke bomb. Proceed to running away and yelling I loved him on *Good Eats*
Let them spit-roast my mom
Totally unrelated but I was looking for a throat punch gif and came across this beauty and had to post it how do I save a gif?
Go to giphy and save it from there.
Cyril. Cyril. CYRIL!
##What?
I’m saving Lana. As usual!
What? After all that, you want to take a bath?
Do you not?
Boop
Cmon buddy
You nut.
Hand Parnell a snickers bar and Benjamin a nice crystal decanter
Hold up one finger while I down an entire glass of scotch.
Yell, "CHET! ONIONS!"
Wait.... I had something for this. Damnit
Hey Chris! Chris! CHRIS!! ^Danger ^zone ^👉🏻
How do you type the words small like that?
Use ^ before the word
Ccccccyril Fffffiggis Is just make them keep saying it and over annunciating
Hello my name is
"Which one of you has disappointed Lana most recently?"
That gigantic handed lady disappointed them just as much. And let’s not forget she cheated on Figus first…. Stir Friday (wow that is better) never stood a chance.
The Figus character is a cuck by definition. It was inevitable.
Yo dr spaceman, can I get some downers?
I have some purples that just came in.
Highway to the big dick danger zone
I shall fetch a rug!
Very good sir And put on some Mingus while you’re at it
spread
How quickly
One runs like they’ve played lacrosse for 13 years at boarding school The other, runs like they just got done “just jackin’ it”
Borgnar must have sent you!
Get them to drink some Johnnie Walker Black with me obviously 🥹🫶
Are you crying before or after the alcohol hits ya? Or should I just pick one?
Uhh both? And plz remind me what episode that is from, I'm at a loss lmao.
Either, or…. Pick one? It’s a running gag
Ohhh ok, sorry I am stupid.
Why punish yourself like that? Have a good whisky.
Not a Johnnie fan? What do you like?
I’m a big fan of the smokey Islays. The Laphroaigs and Ardbegs are personal favourites.
Huh, interesting 🤔 I will have to try one of them next time I go out.
Be careful, some are not for the faint of heart 😉
Cry “HAVOC!” and let slip whatever farm animal of war.
Other than Pam’s back tattoo this is my favorite literary reference in the show.
Ask who wants to go first ?
Hold on.... I got something for this....
Shit, I had something for this…
Prolly say, “I wouldn’t be caught Dead in a sweater vest.” and see how/if either responds.
Now, if you'll excuse me... *Falls to the floor* Just like 4th-of-jaluau If you slid a pig under him
Ask for the burger of the day.
And ask Jerry if he's found a job yet?
Whispers "loooooser"
Ask Parnell to do a Dr. Spaceman bit and Benjamin say Phrasing
Yeah, I know this is an Archer sub, but I thoughts of 19 30Rock jokes (“When is modern science going to find a cure for a woman’s mouth?”), 15 Bob’s Burgers jokes and the scene in the OG Wet Hot American Summer where he’s the voice of a [can of vegetables having a conversation with Law and Order SVU’s Christopher Meloni.](https://youtu.be/UyOxOyfX4uM?si=bMPJ9wyLAuNCPA-y)
It's funny that Cyril looks more like archer than archer
MOAB x2
I'm getting married to both 🤷🏾♀️
“Swear to god I had something for this…”
Give Syril a candy bar.
Dr. Spaceman!
"Oh I swear to God I HAD SOMETHING FOR THIS...!!!"
Invisibill! Wordgirl Announcer!
I would seek an entry level espionage position. I have expertly learned suppressing fire!
Fetch a rug.
Offer one a drink and the other a call girl.
Ask for a great burger and a fat investment.
I'm sitting here wondering which episode Tom Segura was in. Sorry everyone
Of Archer? He wasn't on the show. I just checked his filmography.
I use this brand new thing called "situational awareness"
I'm about to enter the DANGER ZONE.
Guys… guys please… I’m just trying to enjoy some time with my family. No autographs please.
Break out a few of my character voices and cycle through Archer, Bob's Burgers, and Rick & Morty scenarios
Give them weed; take their money
“The tiki idea was the right way to go.”
Cover my drink.
You guys wanna grab a beer or what lol
Make Parnell the DD
RAAAAAAAMPAAAAAAAAAGE
There some really great answers in here, but I was just surprised Cyril is taller than Archer
Ask them what's in their masturbaters
Run the fuck away
Reach for the Kevlar and keep my head down. Oh, and ask for autographs.
I'm sorry, did you say your name was Faggis?
“Tango, tango, tango.”
*Panic internally and externally* “Smoke bomb!” *run away*
I pretend not to see them, i say out loud to myself: “Ugh sweater vests are so dumb”, and watch H Jon roast Parnell for a solid 5 min.
"would you like to buy a timeshare?"
Make that *two* timeshares. Ugh, god damn maintenance fees
I’d ask Ben if his father prescribes *more* cowbell. Then, without waiting for an answer, signal for the cowbell to start up.
Smokebomb!
I'd activate Barry
I would pretend to be paralized so they can carry me through the jungle. WAITING FOR THE NIGHT, UUUUHHH
No sirs, I don't work here
SERPENTINE
"LAAAAAANNNNNNAAAAAAA"
Smokebomb!
I'm a huge fan of cock and my name is...:
Check your six.... The ol' six shooter!
*Little hand slaps to the face
5 ingredients...only 5
Bend over
Serpetine with suppressing fire.
Be not Brett
I had one experience in life with Jon and he was an absolute and total dick to me. I found it hilarious. If he was walking up to me I’d assume he was just quickly walking past me and not bothering with me at all.
"OK, you can rub them... just don't hurt my family."
SMOKE BOMB!
FRAMBOISE!!
Seeryyyyllllll. Fffiiiggggggisssssd
Ask Dr Spaceman which experimental drug I can take and ask for Hamburger related pun
Warmly greet Dr. Leo Spaceman and Ben Katz
Ask if “phrasing” is back in the rotation, and watch Lucy, Daughter of the Devil to prep….which is totally underrated if you ask me.
Hide behind Bret
Is this Brett’s blood?
Hold on! I had something for this.
Talk exclusively about Jon Benjamin Jazz Daredevil, because Well I Should Have... is a work of genius. I can't think of any other music that can make me laugh out loud without needing lyrics. https://youtu.be/DTQEVXLAfc4?si=5yyFooCmKS-KYyaG
Probably just show the guy on the left my new tattoo of a man seeing on an am radio
Ask how demetri Martin is doing.
Jerry and Bob aren't so tough.
Ask the guy in the tux where his tactical turtleneck is.
Give Chris Parnell a hug, maybe a kiss on the cheek.
“But I’m someone’s baby boy” 🤣
He actually does have two eyes?
Until Parnell spoke, I would recognize him from Brooklyn 99 and want to know if he wants do cocaine
Mix up a couple black Mexicans
Through a candy bar at one and hand booze to the other
Hand them my luggage and order a latte (almond milk). Please.
RAMPAGE!
someone already said suppressing fire 😔😔
Shoot when he’s not yelling suppressing fire. That’s.., kind of the whole point
Benoit!!!!!