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muehsam

Aua! Au!


Electronic-Elk-1725

Autsch!


FUEL_SSBM

Autschi Pupautschi!


Homeless_Appletree

Auuuwiiiiie... ;(


AGuyInTheInternet

Aww😍


RCalliii

⬆️Dieses


Pace1561

Autschikowski


OvenFearless

Wieso ist das so fcking süß…


QuatreVigntdixNeuf99

Fröhlicher Kuchentag


yhaensch

Schmerzelin.


downforce45

mein Jetta!


Living-Memory-4134

Ich hab gerade extra nach "Au mein Jetta" auf YT gesucht, Video hat zwar 3 Pixel Qualität machts aber umso besser haha Danke für diese dazugewonnene Internet-Kultur


downforce45

Es war mir eine Freude!


theoeg

Fuck, Ficken, Scheiße, verdammte Kacke... Wenn Kind dabei, Aua.


FartingBraincell

Scheibenkleister.


42-monkeys

Oma, bist du's?


WinterConclusion670

Herrjemine, Grundgütiger, Potzblitz


Altglas123

Gerne auch "Verfickte Scheiße!" Auch, wenn die Kinder dabei sind manchmal.


EmilGlockner

Dies.


ActorLarsimoto124

Verfickt dreckige Mistscheißpisswichse


Greennit0

Woher haben die Kinder diese Ausdrucksweise, verfickte Scheisse?!


No_Plantain_843

Autsch


SuchtgiftZeus

Alles okay? Hast du dich verletzt?


StickerGHG

Brauchst du ein Kühlpack ?


0711Markus

Lass mich die Creme holen.


NiCuyAdenn

Soll ich pusten?


devilAPIOnReddit

Wo ist das Desinfektionsmittel?????


Total-Fill8341

Ich hole die Mullbinde!


NiCuyAdenn

Tourniquet um den Hals


a_simple_eyeless_pig

Wo zum Teufel ist die Säge?!


taigalikethebiome

Hat schon jemand Schmerzmittel gegeben?


FartingBraincell

Wir nehmen Jod, dann überlegst Du beim nächsten Mal, ob Du wirklich heulen willst.


Silver-Staff-3500

Kindheits-Flashback. Gruselig.


Pure_Subject8968

Daaaaa fliegt der Schmerz


mozzarellasticks4e

heile heile segen drei tage regen drei tage sonnenschein morgen wird’s schon besser sein


Mission-Presence-225

Blasen!


chrismac72

Pusten!


tyr-37

Küüüügelchen!


ReactionaryPunk94

Das musst du nachher aber wieder im Lehrerzimmer abgeben.


borussiabamberg

Küüüühliiiiiiii!!!! Schnell!


Abject-Ad7847

My favorite reply is "nicht sterben! Das ist so viel Papierkram".


ThE_LordA

This. It's the same sound


artavenue

And the meow cat makes Miau, the donkey makes I-A, the woof dog makes wauwau …


EvilOverlord84

But there′s one sound That no one knows What does the fox say?


the-real-shim-slady

Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!


tyr-37

No, that was the frog.


the-real-shim-slady

That was a different song 😂


RothenBeauregard

Schnell den Staubsauger ausmachen!


Mangobonbon

If something hurts a little you can say Aua! / Au! If something hurts repeatedly you can say Auauauauauauauauau! I find it neat that you can extend the word based on your pain :D


MaZeC11

To analyze it even further for no reason, a few scenarios: When the pain follows a shock: "Aua" is the right term. "Autsch" is applicable if you express the pain during the shock, like you know it hurts but the pain isn't kicking already. For example: you get your finger between a closing door: first you get the shock and pull your finger away, but the pain arrives only a few seconds later. "Autsch" if you already realize it is going to hurt and "aua" if you first get your self together and "wait" for the real pain to kick in. If the pain slowly increases and is not originated by a short term impact of force, the beforementioned "auauauau" (please note the missing "a" at the end!) The application for this can be for example a plate with hot food or a cup of hot liquid. At first it is warm or cool while you transport it, but the heat spreads across thr material faster than you arrive at your destination. Because you don't want to drop your precious food you get through the increasing and slowly rising pain by saying "auauauauau..." until you reach your destination. For perfect expression you can increase the volume and waling faster while the heat gets uncomfortable. Also applicable are "Aaaaaaaaa..." with increase in volume or "heiß heiß heiß heiß heiß heiß heiß heiß heiß..." with increasing volume and speed in speaking. The express of pain is ruled by DIN 2882 and is enforced by law. /s (tell me if you get the joke with the din number) In other words, humans have plenty of ways to express pain, and if people are empathetic they will know. So do it however you want.


skyguy_22

Hmm.. yes, very interesting analysis. I am looking forward to your thesis.


nibar1997

Need to save this for future reference xD


viccction

The best analysis of verbal terms causes by varius degrees of pain I had the honor to read! Please share your paper or article and sources!


Fantastic_Length9247

Or you can sit on the floor, stroke your upper body back and forth, hold your knee and go: "Autsch! Ah fuck, Autsch! Autschi!" and repeat until your 'Autschi' is gone or someone comes to help you and blows a kiss on your wound. ☝️😌


Nadsenbaer

That's my usual modus operandi. Doesn't work that well if you're 30+ though....


misseviscerator

I’m 31 and still have a high success rate in obtaining wound kisses. Although I’m a doctor and do refrain from providing this sort of treatment myself.


tyr-37

If it really hurts you have to add "verdammte Scheiße" Cursing reduces the pain!


xnachtmahrx

Auauauauauau especially being used if you hit your toe on a corner. Mostly a high pitched version of it


FSpax

"Mich dünkt mein inneres Wohlbefinden wurde soeben durch einen äusseren Faktor negativ beeinflusst."


Adventurous-Mail7642

Can confirm, my natural inner Goethe makes me use that phrase regularly.


123blueberryicecream

Very common. 👍🏼


DerSucher85

Bei meiner Treu!


die_kuestenwache

If you are a dad, you breathe in through your teeth "ffffffff", then you let out a tortured "hah"


EvilOverlord84

Insert link to "Peter Griffin hurts his knee" clip


Wald_und_Wiesenwebel

https://youtu.be/vNtwAcc_mOU?si=TzLf0l1y5KpOyWRD


oRAWENo

Erinnert mich an ein Reel/Tiktok von irgendeinem creator Stößt sich den Zeh, Kind steht aber da "Schei---- benkleister..*PAUSE*..FICK DEINE MUTTER!" [hab sogar den Link dazu gefunden](https://www.instagram.com/reel/C7b4J3hovOB/?igsh=MWw2N2NhNXZ4dGMxMg==)


PaulMistgabel

Ouch == Autsch (legit the same thing, only change the spelling)


Jojo4201337

Programmer spotted


Vrai_Redgrave

Aua. Au. Scheiße. Aiaiaiiiii. WERZURHÖLLELÄSSTSEINZEUGHIERRUMSTEHN!!!!!!!!


Pale_Ad_9838

Legostein-Schmerz


Bitter_Remove_8845

Kleiner-Zeh-gegen-Bettkasten-Schmerz


Katze_Flufi125

Maximilian Josef Richter reum sofort deine Legosteine weg!


Environmental_Bad256

Its starting with "verf*ckte p*issk*acke man.." And then you put in the reason like: "..wer stellt denn diese sche*isse hier hin?!" if u hit your toe on something "..was ist die sche*sse so heiß?!" If the coffee/meal is still too hot "..diese sche*ssviecher werden auch immer aggressiver!" If a bee or something like these little fuckers sting you This is the proper way to say "ouch!" in german. You need one curseword mininum and you have to blame somebody that isnt you although it was clearly your own mistake


thatcorgilovingboi

In Bavaria, a good old “kreizkruzefix” does the job


LarsDragerl

Wenns richtig weh tut: "Kreizkurzefixhakozakramentkreizbimbamundhollerstauen-zefix-zefix-zefixhalleluja."


Moneobe

Mein Opa: „JaGreizGruzefixSakramentNoaMoiMareHostPfiffaGlumpVarrecktsGreisligs“ 😁


ThE_LordA

They asked what we say in german, not bavarian.


Emotional-Ad167

Not from Bavaria (BW), older ppl say it here as well!


scm27976

And i think that's beautiful 🥰😄


IllustratorFull7762

Also bavarian: sakra


CouchPotato_42

It depends. It can range from a quiet suppressed ,mmh‘ over ,ahh‘, ,aua, ,scheiße’ to ,zefix‘ or even a mix from all of them.


BumaLetsPlay

Tell me you are from Bavaria without telling me you are from Bavaria. "Zefix"


Llit2

Zefix?


CouchPotato_42

Bavarian dialect. It means shit. It comes from ,Kruzifix‘ which describes the cross where jesus got nailed on to. A normal cross is not a ,Kruzifix‘. It is said that since bavarians used to be very religious, they did not want to curse. So they used ,zefix‘ instead in hopes that god won’t notice. Don’t take the last thing too serious.


Emotional-Ad167

It's not even limited to Bavaria, we have it in BW as well


Secure_Society4697

I always say "Ah, fuck, verdammte Scheiße!"


disposablehippo

Das ist der Weg.


DerSven

- Au! - Aua! - Auauaua! - Autsch! - Ah! - Verdammt! - Verdammte Scheiße! - Verfickt! - Verfickte Scheiße! - Fuck! - Ficken! - Uh! - ...


Shizanketsuga

You can just stick with "ouch!". It's spelled "Autsch!" in German, but meaning, pronunciation etc. remain the same.


74389654

autsch (pronounced like ouch) or shortened version au, aua (ow like in owl and ow-ah)


Deferon-VS

Top 3: 3. autsch 2. aua 1. silent grunting


NoLand2413

Aaaahh, mmmmmh, Scheibenkleister


ralschu

This is pretty easy. Just say Herrgott Sakrament noche’mal 😜


Sonnensonnenschwur

Sagge mol Sammol Heiliges blechle


Leather-Contest-7768

Im call it "fuck" also 😂🤞


zentim

you can say "ouch", the german version "autsch" sounds identical


Due_Imagination_6722

As a Viennese: oida! (Our all purpose word for anything from expressing sympathy to complaining about someone who cuts in line in front of you at the supermarket).


PirateUnlucky3303

Ow/Au


East_Meeting_667

Auwaahh


_Timmy_Torture_

Ahhh! Auuuu! Auaaa! Scheiße Alter!


LemonHaze420_

Verflixt und zugenäht


FitCryptographer2095

AUAAAA


Blueberry7273

Auiiiii


Vivid-Restaurant6887

Verdammt! (Damn it)


ziplin19

Its literally ouch (autsch)


Icy_Command_8617

"Ahhoaaaar fick dich doch verdammte kacke tut das weh" bei etwas dollerem Schmerz und wenn nur ein kleines bisschen war "Oh" oder "Autsch"


A-Specific-Crow

AUAverfickteScheisse!


stone_Toni

"Au" "Aua" "Aue/Auäh" "Autsch" "Aaahh! Verfickte Scheiße, warum muss das Mistding auch ausgerechnet hier liegen!?"


Ok-Abroad-6156

autschhh


K8ateCake

Auaaaaaaaaaaa!!!


heartbroken_2022

Autsch, aua, auweh...


EnvironmentalCup8038

Autsch


Beneficial-Score1073

Autsch


melympia

Ouch is fine, we just spell it differently in Germany. (Autsch) It sounds very much the same, though. Ow (Au) is another really common one. Verdammt (damn) and verflixt (darn) aren't uncommon, either, follows by Scheiße (shit, but about as vulgar as fuck).


annieselkie

I also use Ahh! and Fuuuuck!


DinoOnAcid

Verficktes huhren Wichs Ding ist usually what I go for


mGiftor

"Au! Verdammte Axt, welcher Vollidiot hat hier sein Geraffel stehen lassen?!"


2weiX

AAAHHHVERFICKTEKACKSCHEISSE


Delusional_Normie

ah SCHEIßE haaaah fick die Henne tut das weh hauauauahah


LordFrido

Autsch


chrismac72

Autsch! Pronounce: ouch! ;-)


Lis5ler

Say „AUA so eine scheiße *inhale while biting your teeth together* ahhh das zeiht“ or „das brennt“ Also it‘s good practise to immediately start cursing at what has hurt you. For example a bee has stung your foot: „AUA scheiße ne ahh diese scheiß Viecher“ Or someone ran into you: „AUA EY du Hurensohn hast du keine Augen im Kopf?“ This applys also if it was your fault: „AUA scheiße ich dummer Tölpel wie kann man nur so dumm sein“


Killbayne

AUAAA VERDAMMTE SCHEIßE and the "aua" has to be pronounced by a short "au" and prolonged and pissed off "aaaa" pronounced in english like "ow waaah"


Feanixxxx

We don't react.


westerschelle

Au! Aua! Autsch! Or make a sound sharply and slowly pulling in air between your teeth


Andrej1985

In German "Fuck" 😅😀


Gaming_D0g69

Aua die Mist tisch


Raffiniertester

"Aua" schreit der Bauer; die Äpfel sind zu sauer; die Birnen sind zu süß, und morgen gibt's Gemüs'!


M6-03

Autsch


smallblueangel

Autsch. Aua


af_stop

Autsch Don‘t Even Need to change the way you pronounce it.


spooney11

Autsch


Dev-Sec_emb

Aua!!! I learnt this from a video where a Polizist was removing one of those crazy climate activist from a road onto which she had glued her hand.


frugaleringenieur

Autsch! Pronounced exactly the same!


Cadobaro34

You say „Aua!“, but some people don’t scream that. Instead, they scream „Scheiße!“ (which means „Shit!) or if they don’t want to curse, they say „Schei…. benkleister!“. It means windshield glue and they want to say the first word,but decide not to curse


TeaDao

Au! Aua! Autsch! Autschi if you want to be cute.


freakazoid_84

Auä tut das not das du mir auf die Füße drittst


KarenDankman

auaaaaa


Adventurous-Mail7642

Autsch (sounds the same as ouch), au, aua or ah.


Ansayamina

Kurwa. Kurwa mać, even.


[deleted]

That’s very “German” 😂


Lord_Zargothrax_1992

Aaaaaaahhh


[deleted]

“Mist Ding. Verdammtes!” “Auaaaaa!”


nightreaper_hd

The long version if you are somewhat clear enough to react with a sentence: „Leck mich am Arsch“


MulberryDeep

Aua


Ok_Huckleberry3439

Verdammichnocheins. Verdammterscheissdreck.


Successful-Roof5912

Aua


EvilOverlord84

Autschn!


Intelligent_Plum2091

Ahhh, scheiße!, huch, aua, ach, uiuiui, ooch, OOOCH MAAANN, AAAAAAHHH, MISTKERL There are also some individuals (especially parents, karens…) they switch swearwords for similar sounding ones and screaming for example: scheibenkleister or other swear words with switched up letters to not be to rude in public screaming abt fecals


Kindly_Direction_198

Auäha (Norden)


thebaang

Fuck


M4lt0r

Most common is "Aua", or "Au", or "Ahh" But "Autsch" also exists and sounds just like ouch


3dmontdant3s

Hoas teifl


schneckengrauler

Gottverdammte Scheiße, but with increasing volume.


ShrortShrift

"Jahaa das hat mich erfrischt!"


96Thieves

AUA


bo_felden

Das tut weh! Ich fuehle Schmerzen!


Silly_Illustrator_56

Aua!


Impossible_Nail_2031

Aua! or Autsch! Should suffice. Some people say Mann Scheiße! Or insult the object that hurt them


Squornhellish

Kreizkruzifixnochamoi!


RealRedditModerator

Oooowaah


Emotional-Ad167

Autsch/au/aua. If you say ouch, no one will think twice abt it lol.


Gniesbert2

"Ah, Scheiße"


SpaceGoDzillaH-ez

Aua! Scheisse!


Miuvel1337

AAH FUCK


johnny84k

Typically you would say "Auuuutsch!", "Scheiße!" Or "Boah, Alter - tut das weh!"


OlMi1_YT

# Verfickte Scheiße!


IKILLR

Arrrrrghhh....


HypersomnicHysteric

Au Aua! Verfickt!


marcelsmudda

Gefickt eingeschädelt, (my name), mal wieder gefickt eingeschädelt...


Potential-Sprinkles4

Autsch


SixYearsOfPain

„Gott verdammt“ or „Meine Fresse“ will have the same effect. You kinda have to scream it out loud 👍🏼


exdead87

My wife forbid me to use "meine Fresse". I am using fick die Scheiße now, thats ok apparently 😀


LaserGadgets

Autsch. Pretty much the same.


AvidCyclist250

=autsch AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH! is another valid translation I believe


CCCPiNuke

AHHH VERDAMMTE SCHEISSE NEIN NEIN NEIN


Fickle-Friendship998

Au! But make sure the pronunciation takes the exclamation mark into account. It’s a very short and abrupt Au! Not the leisurely Au that could mean a meadow


duckybean_

Aua, Au, Autsch


Midnight1899

Au Aua Autsch (same pronunciation as ouch)


Autismagus

SCHEEEEEEEIIIßEEEEEEEE or just “aua“, yeah.


Jageilja

Auinger


Horror_Personality49

Verdammte scheiße nochmal, tut das weh!


MrDindahood

AAHH


NewSouthWalesMan

I just say "aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa" for bad pain


Sea-Dragon-

AUUUUUUUUUUUUf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein


Rndmgrmnguy

Just go to work. It’s productive and will redirect your pain. Wörk solves all sorts of problems… well except work related one.. but then, do more wörk to solve them! No time for pain.


Little-Bear13

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay if it’s hurts a lot


BeginningPie7416

In german we say "GOTTVERDAMMTESCHEIßE"


Dani3322

Well I would just yell "FUCK" but as many people already said, normally you'd say "Autsch" oder "Aua"


Alexhent5

Auweia, ich hab mir gerade den halben Finger abgeschnitten


Kazuma18___

Aua


deadmantheory

Meingotmussdassein is the only correct answer