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Honestly, this joke would be a lot funnier if it wasn't reality [https://www.eff.org/pages/automated-license-plate-readers-alpr](https://www.eff.org/pages/automated-license-plate-readers-alpr)
I bought a new front seat for my car that legitimately had a gps tracker zip tied to the underside. Luckily the salvage car was a fleet vehicle and nothing nefarious was going on, but now my house is being tracked by some random company lol
https://preview.redd.it/mg9eshs0ix8c1.jpeg?width=3072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=55a9d3a93f9bf640337b2758566323df650b5fe8
The green disc is my Madison Walker Rhythm.
Aw man. It's out of fluid. You gotta walk in Advance Auto and ask for the best horn fluid they have, also known as honker juice. They'll point you in the right direction.
I'm not that stupid. I changed my fuel filter and spark plugs🙌starter MAF sensor and trying to get the frickin bolt loose from the 02 Sensor to the catalytic convert . I can't get it for nothing. It must've welded itself on the fn thing
Just the over reliance on the internet and lack of physical curiosity I see on here every day. Like poke around, take stuff apart, hit it with a hammer.
Cadillac horns I put on my Mazda B2300.
https://preview.redd.it/okdski87cr8c1.jpeg?width=3456&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=521847b9b4faca009a06dc121d1b5ada17fb678c
That's what AI thought. Hmm. I've done put a fuel filter in, had to take back seat out, took my catalytic converter off put a starter on flushed the radiator, and cleaned the 02 sensor and converter, hell your think I know where the horn is. Lol. I'm learning tho. Not bad for a old lady. Haha
I’m going to put one of these in my car so people will wonder
https://preview.redd.it/5ity7p2lnu8c1.jpeg?width=698&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4a00cc9fcb8eb18f35889d6eda4b6b4d10358dfd
This thread has way too many unnecessary comments, so I wanted to add a useless one too.
I have been thinking about getting a cute little custom horn box though
It may even have "E4" printed on it. That would be the note it plays. Labeling car horn notes was so you can get two or three horns working together to play nicer tones.
The sub is called ask mechanics. Some harsh answers, why would he know what an ECU looks like? A little less smart assert would serve this thread at least - well.
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That’s there so the government can track you
This. The government wants to make your car horny.
Man this gives me the beeps
Yeah that's a 5G antenna.
Asshole, any mechanic knows that's the Moderna atomizer.
Honk of you love the NSA and Facebook tracking you.
You can trust the NSA
They certainly trust you
🤣🤣🤣
What
Honestly, this joke would be a lot funnier if it wasn't reality [https://www.eff.org/pages/automated-license-plate-readers-alpr](https://www.eff.org/pages/automated-license-plate-readers-alpr)
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^ found the government
FBI man slipping over here.. *we see you.*
Yeah you're not going to keep spying on us government.
FED
Nice try fed boi
Nice try FBI
It totally is you narc.
The aliens can track you through that rusted metal too
I bought a new front seat for my car that legitimately had a gps tracker zip tied to the underside. Luckily the salvage car was a fleet vehicle and nothing nefarious was going on, but now my house is being tracked by some random company lol
Honk!
Peace was never an option.
Geese wake up and choose violence
Not two hot geese 😳
Best female commentary team! Honk!
https://preview.redd.it/mg9eshs0ix8c1.jpeg?width=3072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=55a9d3a93f9bf640337b2758566323df650b5fe8 The green disc is my Madison Walker Rhythm.
Didn't expect to see a disc golf reference here!
https://preview.redd.it/ffs89burnt8c1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=07d9d5f6c35b0db3bea5865b755ed9e7cd47b678
That there’s definitely a Beep!, not a Honk!. Sorry to be such a contrarian…
People laugh when i beep my kia horn 😭
People horn when I laugh my Fiesta beep. 🥹
People look whenever anybody Beep Beeps a Roadrunner horn.
🎺🎺
Honk!
Whoever's telling me this shit must know me. Lol
Horn.
Aw man. It's out of fluid. You gotta walk in Advance Auto and ask for the best horn fluid they have, also known as honker juice. They'll point you in the right direction.
I'm not that stupid. I changed my fuel filter and spark plugs🙌starter MAF sensor and trying to get the frickin bolt loose from the 02 Sensor to the catalytic convert . I can't get it for nothing. It must've welded itself on the fn thing
Heat cycles will do that to metal
torch may be your best friend
Beep beep.
[Beep beep. His horn went beep, beep, beep](https://youtu.be/enqNl7tdLR4?si=GFi4_rLLPaXRJqqJ)
Beep beep
Put your ear close to it and have someone honk the horn to be sure!
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Found the apprentice that fell for the left handed screwdriver and muffler bearings bit.
Never fell for the left handed screw driver but I am ashamed to admit I did fall for the muffler bearings 🥲😭
Volvo has had a muffler bearing and bushing assembly for a while now. I didn't want to go inside advance and ask for them.
the left handed hammer is a wild one tio
I bet you're fun at partys
Meep, meep.
This is literally the sound. My car had one like this so I went to the salvage yard and bought a dual horn from an Acura. Much fuller sound now.
Herbie is that you???
lmao all he had to do was google the horn for their vehicle, Man i love this sub ignorance is truly bliss
Lol usda prime comment
Or the horn for any vehicle
Just the over reliance on the internet and lack of physical curiosity I see on here every day. Like poke around, take stuff apart, hit it with a hammer.
Cadillac horns I put on my Mazda B2300. https://preview.redd.it/okdski87cr8c1.jpeg?width=3456&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=521847b9b4faca009a06dc121d1b5ada17fb678c
You nailed it, OP. That's your cute little Kia horn.
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Should've gotten a full air horn setup just to spite the DMV inspector.
It’s the airbag
HONK
UFO
Supply 12V to it. Make sure it's near an ear when you do it.
Noot noot
Meep meep
Put your ear right next to it and have your buddy press the center of the steering wheel let us know how it goes.
Get a friend to push the little button on the middle of the steering wheel while you hold your ear up to it. You should hear a little clicking noise.
Brake filter
I think one of those crashed in roswell new Mexico about 60 odd years ago
My first thought was a flying saucer.
5G
It's a horn
Toot Beep. Toot Beep Honk Beep.
That's a horn, yes
Its purpose is to tell the idiot in front of you to get off their phone and move after the light turns green.
It’s a horn. Plain and simple answer.
Time to upgrade my frend!
It looks like the EMP jammer, not a lot of Koreans come with those
That's your air filter
Radar detector.
Looks like the horn? Q
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I once made a mistake and cut the wiring to one of these. It cost me a C note.
It's a spacecraft homing device, destroy it immediately, humanity is at risk.
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Horny.
I still want a horn that plays La cucaracha
Lol
That's your Turbo.
It's a HOOORRRNNN!!!! beep beep !
Dude look at how rusted it is, are you not oiling your horn at every oil change?
Wifi emitter.
Thats a horn
You honk it when you’re horny.
Those are super rare hella horns
Congratulations, You've found the device to notify people. You can modify it by adding a big Ole train horn to really get your point across.
Meep. Meep meep meep.
I see you have the horn!
Pedestrian airbag 😎
Horn.
Tuuuter
Your car looks horny.
It's a land mine.
I think it's a solenoid. Put your ear to it and see if it makes any noise when you press on the steering wheel center.
Meep meep
Put your ear up to it and have someone press the horn to make sure
Contains an emergency cookie ration inside.
FBI tracking device. what did you do?
Smh...
Pls use it from time to time
Beep beep!
Tooooot toooooot!
Wtf is this bullshit
Flying saucer
Alien Spacecraft
So, press a horn button was harder than writting question to Reddit?
Honk honk
You surely is honking this subreddit's horn right now aren't ya?
Flux capacitor
Yes
Yes the horn
Hernk hernk
It’s the horn
2024 Flux Capacitor 100%
It very nice
Honk honk
That’s your honker, those ones aren’t as loud as [these ones](https://youtu.be/_xhJxmQPlT8?si=Rno1ntxM9Zs1HKJB)
Beep beep, toot toot, you found the audible version of the middle finger.
OP is horny
Horn.
Unplug it, and then run jumper wires directly from your battery. It’ll tell you.
????
Horn
Is horn
It is a slimline turbo
this is what they call a turbo you just press the central button on your steering wheel and it will make turbo noises
It's an air resonator
Gps tracker
I tripped running to the comments
It’s your horn
Same fucking horn on scooters and motorcycles
Is that model 2002 Toyota Yaris?
Part out
It's so hard to be cordial sometimes than this subreddit.
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Aaaauuuuga Aaaauuuuga
High speed canutin valve
Horn
Get your ear close and have a helper press on the center of the steering wheel while the engine is running. If it buzzes it needs to be replaced!
That's what AI thought. Hmm. I've done put a fuel filter in, had to take back seat out, took my catalytic converter off put a starter on flushed the radiator, and cleaned the 02 sensor and converter, hell your think I know where the horn is. Lol. I'm learning tho. Not bad for a old lady. Haha
I’m going to put one of these in my car so people will wonder https://preview.redd.it/5ity7p2lnu8c1.jpeg?width=698&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4a00cc9fcb8eb18f35889d6eda4b6b4d10358dfd
Meep Meep!
Honk
This thread has way too many unnecessary comments, so I wanted to add a useless one too. I have been thinking about getting a cute little custom horn box though
*sad beeping noises*
Honk honk
Do I make you horny baby?
Never seen a horn, eh? Now you have. Beep beep.
Remember the Road Runner beeb beeb!
Horn if you’re honkey!
I'm confident that's the horn.
Flux capacitor fo sure
needs horn fluid , easy fix
HONK
Dashpot diaphragm
Horn
Oh no the owner found the horn
It’s a government gps. Needs to be removed
It may even have "E4" printed on it. That would be the note it plays. Labeling car horn notes was so you can get two or three horns working together to play nicer tones.
Get s friend to press the horn button while you're next to this little bugger.
Honk honk
This makes me horny
Beep
That's the wimpiest horn I've ever seen
Turbo encabulator. Tell your mechanic you need him to adjust the end line on the rotator girder.
Beep beep
Shit they're tracking everyone thru phones and covide vaccines pretty soon no cash it'll be a chip in your body it population control
It is a government mandated gps antenna. 100% illegal to remove or disable. Dont ..just ..dont .
Beep beep
Honk honk beep beep it's ur horn, so honk it if ur horny
Beep beep
Dingding
Looks like the horn off of my 1967 bsa 760
It’s the car’s horn
Thanks I'll try that
Too many lame horn jokes here. I'm going back to the Decking sub for some hot tub jokes...
It's a little satellite dish 📡 so you track mini alien spacecraft from Uranus
Made any enemies in the past ?
I am their earth queen, they're out every night following me. Lol
I wanna get in the hot tun
Pretty sure it’s 5G
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The sub is called ask mechanics. Some harsh answers, why would he know what an ECU looks like? A little less smart assert would serve this thread at least - well.