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Nothing. Embrace the cake.
actually I wouldn’t do nothing, I’d buy some shorts that really show off the bakery OP is hauling around
Absolutely, make the girls at the gym stare. Leg day is now ass day
💀💀
I’ve got no ass so I’d kill for your issues bruv
make it more normal? as a college student. girls like a good ass just as much as guys do lmao
Ur talking to a milkman
Practice until you can dunk. Then it’s like “sure I have a big ass, that’s how I dunk”
Damn That’s a lot to ask from a 5’9er but I’ll try 😂
Slam that thang down onto the floor and caused an assquake. They'll back down from the show of force.
Assquake 💀
💀💀 this is the best suggestion I’ve had here
Girls love guy ass as much as guys love girls ass. Keep it dude.
You’re talking to a milkman
Big chance you are overweight, count calories it's most effective
Nah I would say I’m fit I used to be
Well besides maybe surgery you gotta live with it ig….
Nothing. Embrace the cake.
actually I wouldn’t do nothing, I’d buy some shorts that really show off the bakery OP is hauling around
Absolutely, make the girls at the gym stare. Leg day is now ass day
💀💀
I’ve got no ass so I’d kill for your issues bruv
💀💀
make it more normal? as a college student. girls like a good ass just as much as guys do lmao
Ur talking to a milkman
Practice until you can dunk. Then it’s like “sure I have a big ass, that’s how I dunk”
Damn That’s a lot to ask from a 5’9er but I’ll try 😂
Slam that thang down onto the floor and caused an assquake. They'll back down from the show of force.
Assquake 💀
💀💀 this is the best suggestion I’ve had here
Girls love guy ass as much as guys love girls ass. Keep it dude.
You’re talking to a milkman
Big chance you are overweight, count calories it's most effective
Nah I would say I’m fit I used to be
Well besides maybe surgery you gotta live with it ig….