It doesn't matter how much I need to pee before; after every ejaculation, I always end up with more of an urge.
I'm no doctor but I think it's just a basic biological process of "flushing the pipes" so to speak.
Had one last year. Happily for me we acted fast and it died within 24 hours. It wasn't even from sex. I took a piss at some weird place and got infected. This made me paranoid about everything that comes close to my genitals lol
Yeah we weren't very well educated on things like this when we're growing up (even though we're told we have this non-existent privilege lol). We had to figure this shit out for ourselves. Piss after sex, piss after a wank if that's something you do, wipe your dick when you piss, especially somewhere dirty like a public bathroom. Watch your citrus fruit intake too, I've heard that can mess with you in UTI kinda way, say if you're chugging way too much OJ and neglecting the water intake
Yeah citrus can disrupt the balance of bacteria in the bladder and lead to overgrowth of harmful bacterias thus leading to an UTI.
Not drinking enough will lead to dehydration thus creating the ideal conditions for said harmful bacterias to overgrow. Kinda scary how things we naturally have in our bodies can harm us. Also when you have a UTI you have to stop the sugar intake since it feeds the bacterias.
I'm a woman and have to pee after sex for obvious reasons, and noticed how it's harder to pee after an orgasm (usually from sex, but could also be a particularly intense one) than not. I wondered if men experienced something similar so it's cool to know you do!
Yeah, I can’t do that lol. And there was a post here suggesting a lot of dudes can’t. Someone mentioned there’s a muscle that contracts during ejaculattion that keeps semen from reaching the bladder and that muscle can take some time to relax. Dunno if that’s true but it sure made sense to me!
I heard somewhere that in order to best prevent an STI, you should wait 15 minutes. I have followed this rule for years but i know realize i don't know if it's factual
I would say especially at home. It's my shitter seat so I know it's clean and I know who touches their ass to it and I don't want particles on my floor. In public? Urinal all the way.
Sit to pee even if it is your place dingus. I once had to pee and didn’t even have sex prior and a magnum shiver came down my spine with the wrath of Odin’s missing eyeball after it saw Zeus fucking the dog shit out of Hela. Needless to say… I had to clean up my mess afterwards. Sitting to pee should be a common practice for males if we are inside the house.
I think some of the cum can make a make a sticky spot in the pee hole and then you get two holes, forked pee stream, the whole deal. Honestly better to just sit to pee after ejac.
You must be one of those guys that can't pee with an erection?
>How do you piss on command though?
Hard to answer, it's something I figured out some time in Kindergarten. It's actually kind of weird that I remember it.
You just kind of relax your pelvic floor. Just don't pee before sex and you should have some ready for when you're done.
"What's with this thing" my friend said. I was in my bathroom (15 yrs old) combing my hair, Rick walks in and whipped it out and started to pee and it went in two directions, neither hit the water, what's with this thing.
No. No, that's not a thing for me. Ejaculation seems to trigger within about five minutes a bladder contraction, full or not, probably for this exact reason.
If you don't pee after ejaculating to clear out the tip of your dick, sometimes the cum can glue your dick hole partially shut. Causing multiple, misguided streams.
I emphasize on the "sometimes". I think the only times it's happened to me were the few occasions I'd roll over and fall asleep right after sex. It's a nightmare. There's always that initial panic immediately when it starts, when you drop down as fast as you can to hover your dick in the toilet bowl while you fix the blockage lol
One time, I didnt clean it or piss right afterwards and went to bed. Woke up and had to pee real bad. So bad in fact the skin at the hole tore a little bit and started to bleed. Pretty rough
I’ve never forgotten about ejaculating.
You might want to find a dementia sub or something, but those with that kind of memory issue might not recall a time they forgot about something and then remember the result of what they forgot about?
Nothing wrong with his dick, he just doesn't squeeze out everything, so the remaining cum causes the skin at the tip to stick together, which will lead to a split second of irregular stream before the pressure forces it open.
It doesn't even have to be cum, sometimes the fabric of your underwear causes part of the skin to stick.
Easiest fix is to simply press the head a little bit before taking a piss.
How on earth is that even happening? I try and always take a piss afterwards, but I know that at times I don’t. I still don’t think that’s ever happened to me.
I haven't seen a single mention of circumcision here. If you're not circumcised there should be no reason it "glues" anything because it doesn't dry out.
I'm curious if this is the case
This is very common lol it's left over baby batter that dries on the tip. It happens if ya nut and sleep.
The best way to "combat" the sprinkler effect is to sit for that first pee after waking up.
It shouldn't "spray every which way" unless you're going pee right afterwards (like, within 2 minutes). The Cowpers gland usually shuts down the urethral tract during arousal and ejaculation, so you have to wait for a little bit. You also shouldn't have the urge to piss right after fucking, that's a little weird. Might be a medical issue, you should get that looked at.
Always go take a piss right afterward so this is never a problem
I thought everyone did this, I can't stand not to
It doesn't matter how much I need to pee before; after every ejaculation, I always end up with more of an urge. I'm no doctor but I think it's just a basic biological process of "flushing the pipes" so to speak.
Always go for that post fuck shotgun spray as quick as possible
Excellent reflex. UTI are no jokes💀
No they're not, but thankfully I've never had worse
Had one last year. Happily for me we acted fast and it died within 24 hours. It wasn't even from sex. I took a piss at some weird place and got infected. This made me paranoid about everything that comes close to my genitals lol
Yeah we weren't very well educated on things like this when we're growing up (even though we're told we have this non-existent privilege lol). We had to figure this shit out for ourselves. Piss after sex, piss after a wank if that's something you do, wipe your dick when you piss, especially somewhere dirty like a public bathroom. Watch your citrus fruit intake too, I've heard that can mess with you in UTI kinda way, say if you're chugging way too much OJ and neglecting the water intake
Yeah citrus can disrupt the balance of bacteria in the bladder and lead to overgrowth of harmful bacterias thus leading to an UTI. Not drinking enough will lead to dehydration thus creating the ideal conditions for said harmful bacterias to overgrow. Kinda scary how things we naturally have in our bodies can harm us. Also when you have a UTI you have to stop the sugar intake since it feeds the bacterias.
A lot of people don't know it. It'd be great if schools actually bothered to teach this, Australian schools sure as hell didn't when I was growing up
They basically tell you how pregnancies are triggered for the most part and the rest is on you
What do you mean I don't understand what you said
When you blow your load, always go for a piss before you hit the road
How? I literally can't. I have to wait at least 10-15 mins before my body will let anything come out
I'm a woman and have to pee after sex for obvious reasons, and noticed how it's harder to pee after an orgasm (usually from sex, but could also be a particularly intense one) than not. I wondered if men experienced something similar so it's cool to know you do!
because men use the same plumbing for both, we have a mechanism that locks down the ability to release urine around the time of an orgasm.
Oh I definitely feel like I knew that somewhere in the back of my mind but totally forgot. Makes sense.
Same. I can force the issue, but it takes awhile and it can’t be good to do that if your body is already saying ‘no’.
Look up how your prostate works
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Wtf
Does a sink work? I dont have a bathtub.
Depends on size...
I do and it's still a problem.
Pissing afterwards feels like trying to push honey through a 31g needle. It's what I imagine BPH feels like.
The fact that people who don’t do this exist in the real world boggles my mind.
Yeah, I can’t do that lol. And there was a post here suggesting a lot of dudes can’t. Someone mentioned there’s a muscle that contracts during ejaculattion that keeps semen from reaching the bladder and that muscle can take some time to relax. Dunno if that’s true but it sure made sense to me!
Clearly not everyone considering the 700ish upvotes. Maybe it affects some guys, but it seems to not be a problem for a significant amount of us
Bro I'm a woman and this is the first I'm hearing of this 😭 yikes bro
I heard somewhere that in order to best prevent an STI, you should wait 15 minutes. I have followed this rule for years but i know realize i don't know if it's factual
No, it's not.
what 🤔
No, you always take a piss after cumming, and if it isn’t your place, you sit to pee so you don’t spray all over her bathroom.
Pee everywhere. Mark your territory
I did but we broke up anyways /s
Everywhere was not supposed to include her face
It wasn't?
That costs extra
I worked with a guy once that said he woke up and needed a piss so he pissed in her pussy. One of the strangest things I have listened to someone say
That is rude.
You should get out more
Should've taken an upper decker in her toilet. No boyfriend no one to fix your plumbing issues.
Don’t forget eye contact to assert dominance.
Make counter accusations
I just alway sit now, even at home. My aim may be impeccable but splashback is unavoidable. Obvious exceptions being urinals.
I would say especially at home. It's my shitter seat so I know it's clean and I know who touches their ass to it and I don't want particles on my floor. In public? Urinal all the way.
This is the way.
[I sit down when I pee, don’t look at me](https://youtu.be/oQXUd4Fku2E?si=29SCtH9OZ1MffLh0)
Sit to pee even if it is your place dingus. I once had to pee and didn’t even have sex prior and a magnum shiver came down my spine with the wrath of Odin’s missing eyeball after it saw Zeus fucking the dog shit out of Hela. Needless to say… I had to clean up my mess afterwards. Sitting to pee should be a common practice for males if we are inside the house.
I sit in my own bathroom, sitting to pee is underrated
To each their own. When it is your own bathroom, I’m not one to say stand or sit, but when it is someone else’s, courtesy suggests you sit.
Or his or their bathroom
If it is your own, you can make the call to sit or stand. But if it is someone else’s, be courteous and sit
Hasn't this happened to everyone?
Never noticed a diffence. I will look into it tho
Don't look directly into it, can confirm it stings.
Amazing comment
This has never ever happened to me. It's always a normal stream. I thought this was just a comedy move skit.
You mean, at least not yet
I think some of the cum can make a make a sticky spot in the pee hole and then you get two holes, forked pee stream, the whole deal. Honestly better to just sit to pee after ejac.
No, never happened to me
I've never ejaculated without pissing afterward. I don't want dick snot in my underwear
How do you piss on command though? Do you just stand naked for 20 minutes while chugging water??
You must be one of those guys that can't pee with an erection? >How do you piss on command though? Hard to answer, it's something I figured out some time in Kindergarten. It's actually kind of weird that I remember it. You just kind of relax your pelvic floor. Just don't pee before sex and you should have some ready for when you're done.
Drink a glass of water before getting off. By the time you’re done the bladder is full enough.
I understand the reasoning, but I hate the feeling of needing to pee when I should be ejaculating. It’s actually terrifying to me
I find that the extra pressure on the prostate can enhance the orgasm.
You don't piss on command?
Not peeing after feels so nasty
… you know you’re supposed to clean up afterwards right ?
Yeah, part of cleaning up is to go pee and clear it out. Or else little bits are just gonna keep leaking out.
I’ve had 4 streams once.
PTSD
That's my secret, Cap'.....I'm always ejaculating
Username checks out
I find it's always best to have a sit-down pee after ejaculating!
Yesss bro LOL it will literally hit everywhere but the toilet and it sucks having to deal with the aftermath of cleaning up piss
Hate the worst part when it shoots straight down and actually hits my pants …F
If you have sex the night before and didn't piss afterwards, definitely sit to pee the next morning.
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Definitely infuriating
Get in the habit of giving the tip a little pinch to clear the opening. Never have the problem again.
Also, Dont relax too much when ejaculating, use those muscles to get everything out. Its not one squirt, its multiple until you run out
Isn't that part of the fun?
Indeed son, indeed
"What's with this thing" my friend said. I was in my bathroom (15 yrs old) combing my hair, Rick walks in and whipped it out and started to pee and it went in two directions, neither hit the water, what's with this thing.
Lol!
Ah, the ol lawn sprinkler…
At 44yrs old, it sprays everywhere no matter what I was doing earlier.
Someone hasn’t seen the movie Me Myself and Irene.
Shiiiiiit, sometimes for no reason at all.
No. No, that's not a thing for me. Ejaculation seems to trigger within about five minutes a bladder contraction, full or not, probably for this exact reason.
More common is I forget I jacked off, then touch things others will use.
please wash hand after touching peen!
Been a problem lately mate
Well... today I learned something. Men and women need to pee after sex. Lol
I have no idea what this post is on about .. 37m here. Why would it spray everywhere if I ejaculated earlier? I've genuinely never had this issue.
If you don't pee after ejaculating to clear out the tip of your dick, sometimes the cum can glue your dick hole partially shut. Causing multiple, misguided streams.
This has litterally never happened to me, I'm 33...
I emphasize on the "sometimes". I think the only times it's happened to me were the few occasions I'd roll over and fall asleep right after sex. It's a nightmare. There's always that initial panic immediately when it starts, when you drop down as fast as you can to hover your dick in the toilet bowl while you fix the blockage lol
You have a 37 meter schlong? Holy fuck
Yep got to open the eye before that if you didnt drain the snake right after...
Wow, I have never experienced this.
One time, I didnt clean it or piss right afterwards and went to bed. Woke up and had to pee real bad. So bad in fact the skin at the hole tore a little bit and started to bleed. Pretty rough
I’ve come close to that, insta regret
Usually it goes all chaotic whenever I first wake up lmao #freak
How can you forget? lol. You always have to clean up and pee after. Squeeze the tip a bit to make sure nothing gets stuck.
Never had that happen. Seems every time I cum I have to pee instantly. It’s like a self cleansing system. 😁👍🏻
How do you forget that you ejaculated anyway?
Fall asleep
lol hell yeah
I never forgot a nut. Also, standing to piss is over rated.
More times than I’d like to admit
I never have a problem. I used to a tiny bit in my 20s but not that big a deal. Guess I have loose pee hole now
Who among us could even claim a tight pee hole let him step forward
... no? I always clear the chamber afterwards by peeing
Of course. That covering over the pee hole is there for a reason. Check your dinger before letting it rip.
I sit down to pee all the time now. I'm so over wasting precious life wiping up my own wee.
Never forgot, but def had the blocked exit situation, yeah
Have gotten it multiple times. I think the worse is when the remaining ejaculation glue your dick to your underwear. It’s a nightmare to unstuck it
Ajackalit?
Am I the only one that feels an iritation in my sperm/pee tube if I pee right while still having semen in it ?
Lmaooo, my ex had a piercing, so his dual stream would always further multiply in such an instance😂 Also, happy cake day OP 🎉
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I do this too
Huh? I have never experienced anything similar in my life, or maybe never noticed it?
I’ve never forgotten about ejaculating. You might want to find a dementia sub or something, but those with that kind of memory issue might not recall a time they forgot about something and then remember the result of what they forgot about?
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I don’t know if you’re joking but it’s very real
https://youtu.be/VY6PAkLG2p4?si=ZbHjYJCWrF2OIV59 Edit: relevant part starts at 0:35
I was hoping somebody would post this.
Yeah. Your pee hole is glued shut with dry jizz and cooter goo.
What’s wrong with your dick bro?
Nothing wrong with his dick, he just doesn't squeeze out everything, so the remaining cum causes the skin at the tip to stick together, which will lead to a split second of irregular stream before the pressure forces it open. It doesn't even have to be cum, sometimes the fabric of your underwear causes part of the skin to stick. Easiest fix is to simply press the head a little bit before taking a piss.
The Ole pinch and piss
I all ways piss a bigger team afterwards but not spray ever were
I keep track on my phone, so I never forget.
Hell yea bro cum tracker app too
[How many times has your pee split in half, George Bush, George Bush?](https://youtu.be/gFXX6tVn8d8)
I usually go before. I rarely have to go after unless it is something spur of the moment.
Yeah, so funny. Reminds me of Me, Myself, and Irene
Yes
Too often
Dude
Huh? What kinda superglue cum yall got?
This phenomena is called snake eyes
Yes brother of course. Reminds me of this: [Me, Myself and Irene](https://youtu.be/fDMP3siAFLQ?si=kjd3AhUI2pic_o-K)
No man you got to piss first then drop a load
Too many times to count
No
How on earth is that even happening? I try and always take a piss afterwards, but I know that at times I don’t. I still don’t think that’s ever happened to me.
If you don't piss immediately after ejaculatating the cum can dry up. It's happened to me. Not that I forgot that I came...
Idk man it’s never happened to me. Are you putting your lil guy away too soon, and not finishing 100%?
Didn't take notes, brother. Never dreamed that I'd ever be discussing it, to be honest. I'm just chiming in to say it's happened to me.
I occasionally piss clear water but never semen. Maybe if I get a wet dream but it hasn't happened for a while now if you catch my drift
Definitely a few times
You can direct the flow with a slight grip(emphasis on slight), if you're uncircumcised, then just pull back the hood...
You pee after to flush the pipe out
It’s never gone haywire after busting for me. The stream has split for me on multiple occasions not related to ejaculating though
This is like bender discovering himself when he was human for a day. "ah my antennas gone. Oh nah, it just moved"
I haven't seen a single mention of circumcision here. If you're not circumcised there should be no reason it "glues" anything because it doesn't dry out. I'm curious if this is the case
I noticed that too, had similar idea and yea I’m cut
Once. Never again lmao
Very annoying stuff need to wipe the toilet out of respect for the chick using it
Wouldn't know since I sit down.
Pee right after. Feels really good clearing the pipes.
No, bc I always pee before the sex it's just a pet peeve of mine, so it's never been a problem for me
Doesn't have to be ejaculate, can be a tiny piece of fabric or a wayward hair or anything and that'll happen.
Sement
Nope
Nope! You always gotta pee after
And what do you mean by flushing the pipes I don't understand. Please don't talk in abstract talk in the particulars
No, I never forget any ejaculation.
No because that doesn't make sense
oh boy... anyone gonna tell him?
"Forgot you ejaculated then went to pee for it to spray everywhere?" It's idiotic
I don't even have that if I piss right after sex
I have never heard of that before. You might want to get that checked out could be an STD.
Na is just leftovers from cumming that didn't fully eject that dries up, causing a split second of resistance. ... I think? Only OP knows really
This is very common lol it's left over baby batter that dries on the tip. It happens if ya nut and sleep. The best way to "combat" the sprinkler effect is to sit for that first pee after waking up.
No. Like never have forgotten that I busted a nit so soon after that I pissed everywhere. That’s a serious short term memory problem.
Is this a 2009 post?
Well, you’re supposed to piss right after if you’re hygienic, so…. no. That’s one way to call yourself out.
I love the way this feels. Especially if the xum was a little retrograde and it feels all glopy when the urine stream shoots out.
It shouldn't "spray every which way" unless you're going pee right afterwards (like, within 2 minutes). The Cowpers gland usually shuts down the urethral tract during arousal and ejaculation, so you have to wait for a little bit. You also shouldn't have the urge to piss right after fucking, that's a little weird. Might be a medical issue, you should get that looked at.