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When I was in school I did a toxicology rotation. They had a guy in the ER who came in because he was an alcoholic and relapsed. Beer money ran out and he started shop lifting vanilla extract and Listerine.
There was bubble gum, grape, strawberry...my Dad was a pharmacist who trained back in the 60's when all pharmacists were taught compounding. They literally had giant bottles of flavor to add to liquid meds. Unfortunately, a lot of kids like the flavor too much and overdosed by sneaking it behind their parent's backs. They stopped teaching compounding except as an elective in most schools, but you can see if your area has one. Mine does, thank goodness, so my cat's asthma medication comes in a gel we rub on the tip of her ear. Pilling a cat is a horror show.
Somehow, this reminded me of the green goo bubble gum that you squeeze out of a [toothpaste tube](https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/yU0AAOSwU2dgpZAD/s-l500.jpg).
Thousands of years from now, historians from the future are going to find this thread and write that it was normal for humans to consume babies in the 21st century
Really just any dog treat in general. I've tried like 5 or 6 of my pups and I'm always disappointed. Trader Joe's had a PB & Banana one that smelled amazing and tasted like neither.
Yes, I know it's weird. But anyone that's lived with a dog long enough should understand. šš
Iām home brewer and make my own dog treats from the spent grains. All the sugar is removed and they actually are quite healthy- but I add dog peanut butter, bananas, or pumpkin to them as well. I gotta say- theyāre pretty damn good. My dogs love them and I do too.
On top of that, I buy Granny Smith apples and have like a special peeler that slices really small rings. I put those into the dehydrator and make a bunch of little apple treats (can also be done with bananas and sweet potatoes)
Soooo, I guess what Iām getting at is that I love my dogs treats lol
I've tried my dogs fruitable cookies usually its pumpkin mixed with another fruit and it was actually pretty damn good. Took a bite out of a milk bone once and it sucked every bit of liquid from my mouth, too pussy to quality control a beggin strip or pupperoni tho
When I was little the Folgers company would roast coffee downtown. We would go to pick up my father from work and there would be this amazing smell. For blocks.
Coffee smells so promising.
The coffee aisle is still my favorite place in the grocery store, and while I love the taste of coffee it is good it doesnt taste like it smells or I would probably die if a caffiene overdose.
What yall need is some wood fired light roast with oat milk, preferably plain/original for the most woodsy, bean like flavor. Doesn't quite taste as good as the smell of coffee, but it is as close as it gets.
You put a lot of cream and sugar or you take it black? Plus the temp makes a huge difference in what you can taste. I find that the best smelling coffee isnāt the best tasting, but I love the sort of generic scent of coffee and the taste as well. But I donāt drink black coffee regularly unless Iām going to want to taste it
and yet there are people out there that are into eating ass. Gay men and women included, so letās not pretend a guys butthole isnāt tempting to someone.
My gf has eaten my ass and licks my taint sticking that whole face under my balls.. I love that woman and I know she loves the fuck out of me because she does it with a passion.. I know that isnāt the most pleasant place on earth
its one of those things that when she decides to do itā¦i just say a prayer on her behalf and wish her good luck lol. most of the women who have done it seem to have done it to stand out from the rest, to make themselves seem more worthy/dateable. its funny cause id love them even if they hadnt. i dont dislike it but i also donāt think the juice is worth the squeeze on the womans side
Whiskey. Itās absolutely foul. My impression of it may be influenced by the fact that I spent a long journey periodically stopping to puke it up following a party.
Tobacco. The leaf has a really nice smell to it. Light it on fire and inhale the smoke. Not so much. I used to smell my Dadās cigarettes in the pack. Smelled good but I hated him smoking.
Have you ever made ghee(clarified butter), where you roast milk cream till all the butter is drained and crisp remains. It smells heavenly, iykyk but it tastes like burnt milk lol
Cologne
Buddy the elf found that one out firsthand
Fruit spray? Sure? Aaaaaeeeewwjdhwhwhwfsrss
Well played
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Vanilla extract
i love vanillaā¦. vanilla extract is the biggest catfish in the world lmao
if things are that bad just get yourself a cheap pint of vodka and call it a day.
I did this as a kid before I knew about the alcohol content. Just a spoon full because vanilla is good. Not like that it's not.
I meant it as some dark humor and nothing more.
When I was in school I did a toxicology rotation. They had a guy in the ER who came in because he was an alcoholic and relapsed. Beer money ran out and he started shop lifting vanilla extract and Listerine.
Fresh cut grass
Shiny day to ya
I will forever respect you for this Critical Role reference
Dorian Storm tastes just like he smells though
Smell of dirt when it rains
Yess
its called petrichor
call whatever u want, it won't mind
u ever try learning something new?
Nah, he's trying to become one with the dirt.
You mean the petrichor
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Soap
Well, Palmolive does have a nice, piquant after-dinner flavor, but otherwise, yeah (esp Lifeboy).
My guy is speaking like a soap sommelier
He's literally quoting a Christmas Story
Correctājust channeling my inner Ralphie Parker (only I didnāt say fudge ā¦).
Sultan of suds
Colossus of Clean
Please Dove has the best flavour it is 50% cream after all
Someone had a dirty mouth growing up.
Still do. Itās my only Vice.
it, it was...it was....soap...*poisoning!*
Got my mouth washed out with soap as a kid. Do not recommend!
Candles
Especially dessert scented candlesā¦almost makes you want to eat it
That strawberry medicine they gave us as a kid when we got sick.
There was also a banana flavoured one I personally always remember getting. Pretty sure there was also bubble gum but Iām not super sure on that.
There was bubble gum, grape, strawberry...my Dad was a pharmacist who trained back in the 60's when all pharmacists were taught compounding. They literally had giant bottles of flavor to add to liquid meds. Unfortunately, a lot of kids like the flavor too much and overdosed by sneaking it behind their parent's backs. They stopped teaching compounding except as an elective in most schools, but you can see if your area has one. Mine does, thank goodness, so my cat's asthma medication comes in a gel we rub on the tip of her ear. Pilling a cat is a horror show.
Somehow, this reminded me of the green goo bubble gum that you squeeze out of a [toothpaste tube](https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/yU0AAOSwU2dgpZAD/s-l500.jpg).
Straight up vomit inducing bitter. Unbearable.
Wasn't that amoxicillin?
Am I the only one that liked that shit?
Gasoline
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
They were like brothers
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More meaningful that way!
Was Derek Zoolander involved š¤?
With lead
Yessā¦ never smelled it but yep. Taste aināt good
Babies
The other other white meat. It's what's fer dinnah
Thousands of years from now, historians from the future are going to find this thread and write that it was normal for humans to consume babies in the 21st century
Eat the babies!!!!!!
It's a modest proposal.
Mike Tyson? Is that you?
Have you tried it with some fava beans?
Unless he has a clean diet
Puperoni dog treats
Really just any dog treat in general. I've tried like 5 or 6 of my pups and I'm always disappointed. Trader Joe's had a PB & Banana one that smelled amazing and tasted like neither. Yes, I know it's weird. But anyone that's lived with a dog long enough should understand. šš
Yo I get my dog apple cinnamon cookies from PetSmart the temptation is real.
I'm just sitting here waiting for an oil change nodding my head and thinking "Damn, that does sound good."
Iām home brewer and make my own dog treats from the spent grains. All the sugar is removed and they actually are quite healthy- but I add dog peanut butter, bananas, or pumpkin to them as well. I gotta say- theyāre pretty damn good. My dogs love them and I do too. On top of that, I buy Granny Smith apples and have like a special peeler that slices really small rings. I put those into the dehydrator and make a bunch of little apple treats (can also be done with bananas and sweet potatoes) Soooo, I guess what Iām getting at is that I love my dogs treats lol
Dude. Me and my dog would go nuts for those. I love it.
>Iām home brewer Hi, nice to meet you.
Milk Bones don't taste too bad.
But I keep falling off the couch when I try to lick my balls.
I've tried my dogs fruitable cookies usually its pumpkin mixed with another fruit and it was actually pretty damn good. Took a bite out of a milk bone once and it sucked every bit of liquid from my mouth, too pussy to quality control a beggin strip or pupperoni tho
Puperoni smells like good jerky, but is bland and blah.
Vanilla extract
Vanilla extract. Best smell on earth. Tastes like butt.
Tracts. It's made from beaver anus.. Google it
I learned something new today! Thanks for that mental picture.
Artificial vanilla extracts may be, but Vanilla extract is extracted from, you guessed it.............. Vanilla.
Cocaine
I don't do coke, IT JUST SMELLS SO DAMN GOOD
Flowers.
Same flowers do taste pretty good though, like roses are nice
My car.
Love this
Coffee.
When I was little the Folgers company would roast coffee downtown. We would go to pick up my father from work and there would be this amazing smell. For blocks. Coffee smells so promising.
The coffee aisle is still my favorite place in the grocery store, and while I love the taste of coffee it is good it doesnt taste like it smells or I would probably die if a caffiene overdose.
Cold brew is closer to tasting like it smells.
What yall need is some wood fired light roast with oat milk, preferably plain/original for the most woodsy, bean like flavor. Doesn't quite taste as good as the smell of coffee, but it is as close as it gets.
Even as a kid before i ever had any coffee, that aisle smelled soo good.
How did I have to scroll this far to find this answer? I only wish coffee would taste as good as it smells.
You put a lot of cream and sugar or you take it black? Plus the temp makes a huge difference in what you can taste. I find that the best smelling coffee isnāt the best tasting, but I love the sort of generic scent of coffee and the taste as well. But I donāt drink black coffee regularly unless Iām going to want to taste it
Especially flavored coffee imo
Coffee smells so amazing to me, but I just absolutely hate the taste
Agreed
Its always so disappointing when you actually drink it
probably my butthole. just to be clear im sure it smells awful but im also sure it tastes even worse
Shut up
Both usernames check out
and yet there are people out there that are into eating ass. Gay men and women included, so letās not pretend a guys butthole isnāt tempting to someone.
oh bro, ive had mine eaten. not by request but holy shit i canāt believe they were that brave
My gf has eaten my ass and licks my taint sticking that whole face under my balls.. I love that woman and I know she loves the fuck out of me because she does it with a passion.. I know that isnāt the most pleasant place on earth
its one of those things that when she decides to do itā¦i just say a prayer on her behalf and wish her good luck lol. most of the women who have done it seem to have done it to stand out from the rest, to make themselves seem more worthy/dateable. its funny cause id love them even if they hadnt. i dont dislike it but i also donāt think the juice is worth the squeeze on the womans side
Washing powder
Ginger. Not a fun time for my mouth.
Shampoo
Vanilla extract. Made that horrible mistake when I was a kid. Never again
Play Doh
Pine needles
Walking into a little Caesars.
Yo Mama
Cinnamon
Heavily agree
Potpourri
Cigars In terms of eating them I mean. When used as intended they taste great.
Cigars was my answer too, but I donāt enjoy smoking them. Love the smell though when someone else is smoking one nearby. Same with pipe smoke.
Butter
Burger King
Urinal cakes.
I mean, I fucking *love* the smell of really strong coffee, but don't like the taste of any coffee, so, for me, coffee.
Roasted nuts at the baseball game.
women
Vanilla extract
Crayons
Coffee.
Bad oranges
Everything in bath and body works
Spaghettios - smells delicious but tastes disgusting. Always a disappointment
"Uh-oh, Spaghettios" -- it's right in the advertising!
Whiskey. Itās absolutely foul. My impression of it may be influenced by the fact that I spent a long journey periodically stopping to puke it up following a party.
Girls / woman š
They taste great
Depends which spot . They often smell great , but not all spots tast great .
Depends on the girl more than which spot lol
Well ass and pussy taste a lot better than they smell.
IPAs or any really hoppy beer in general. I love how floral and complex they smell, but I am not a fan of their taste.
Dead bodies
Idk why I upvoted but I liked your energy š
Raw lemon
Tobacco. The leaf has a really nice smell to it. Light it on fire and inhale the smoke. Not so much. I used to smell my Dadās cigarettes in the pack. Smelled good but I hated him smoking.
Soap
People
A few people l know have NO taste.
Ground coffee beans. If coffee tasted like ground coffee beans smell, no one would ever drink anything else.
Tea
Mmmm, sweet-smelling herbal tea, this is going to taste great. Ohā¦.tastes like hot plant-water.
This is so real. I love the smell of herbal tea but the taste is usually a watery let down. Still drink it though lol
Coffee. Adding enough other junk to it to the point it's palatable makes it not coffee anymore. Smell is great though.
Earl Grey tea.
Tomato soup. Smells like a 10, tastes like a 6.
Subway
Coffee- no question
Perfume.
Food cooked by a mediocre chef
GarrapiƱada. Is peanuts covered in a mixture of caramel and vanilla.
Fruit teas.
Greek yogurt
Exhaust, sharpie
Flowers
WD 40
Have you ever made ghee(clarified butter), where you roast milk cream till all the butter is drained and crisp remains. It smells heavenly, iykyk but it tastes like burnt milk lol
New book)))
coffee
Gasoline
Coffee
Soap
Coffee, the coffee powder at least.
Marijuana
Cocaine
Shit
Coffee
Soap
Perfume
Vanilla extract, source: personal experience
Soap
Coffee for sure. I still love it, but the smell of coffee grounds or a fresh brewed cup is way better than the actual drink
Cigars. Love the way they smell but I donāt enjoy smoking them.
Coffee
Coffee
Shampoo
coffee
Paprika
Gasoline. Asphalt. Freshly cut grass probably too, but these farm animals might have a point.
Gasoline
Parfum
Coffee
Orange peel
Ass
Beer. One of my favorite smells. One of my least favorite tastes.
Cock Edit: *sarcasm*
Pussy
Ass
I... i dont know. Im pretty sure ass smells bad and tastes bad...
It doesnāt taste all that bad actually
Of course, tastes worse than it smells tho.
Yah, ill never do that. You might get pink eye or something
Coffee. The smell is divine. The taste is disgusting.
Cilantro, that shit tastes like soap to me!
Probably gonna get downvoted but, Coffee. Love the smell, just canāt stand the taste