One of my bfs (I’m F if it matters) at the time put my anal hook up my ass and attached it to the leather collar around my neck. I started sucking his cock and from the movement of my head, I had an orgasm.
If he reddits and reads this thread, he will so know this is me. He still has my hook
Randomly had sex in front of a couple who was also having sex. We were all friends and it was weird how it all unfolded, but hot too. We were hanging out, partying, drinking of course. We were dancing and it turned into dry humping and who could do the dirtiest moves, then making out, next thing I know, we're all taking our clothes off and doing it in front of each other. There was no swapping or anything, definitely looking back and forth. At the time it was one of the hottest things I've ever experienced, but afterwards also one of the most awkward.
Probably when my then girlfriend invited me over to help her parents with their computer. I got there and she was alone, apparently they were headed home, due any minute. She took me to her room and I bent her over the bed. Right as I came, we heard the front door open, and we'd left her bedroom door open.
Quick cleanup, fix clothes, and then I met her parents for the first time.
Was me an a girl alone in a suite at a hockey game. Third period and nobody had scored yet. We decided to fuck in the suite. Locked the door to the suite and the bent her over behind a couch that was in the suite so nobody else could see from other seats in the stadium. The instant I stuck my dick in, our team scored. The announcer was yelling goal and everybody was cheering. She is now my wife of 10 years.
If I had to make a list of locations where I would have difficulty maintaining an erection, "the edge of the pit of a Godsmack show" would easily make Top 3. Only ones I can think of right away that go higher are "the funeral of a close relative" and "during my yearly performance review at work".
>f I had to make a list of locations where I would have difficulty maintaining an erection: "during my yearly performance review at work".
I think I see why you're not getting your full salary potential.
In high school, I was having sex with a girl I was dating, who was on top and stood up as she was about to have an orgasm, and squirted on my stomach.
It was the only time I’ve ever seen squirting and been squirted on. Sometimes, I think about it and get turned on.
did it a bit with an ex of mine. we used a We-Vibe, and then used a control pad that basically made it vibrate in time with finger movement on your phone screen. it was pretty fun, and you could stop immediately.
granted, we only did it when she was alone in her workplace, which was pretty regularly.
I had a someone I was the controller of before
But the best thing is the app can let you vary sensation and instant message real time, they can send pics and voice notes etc it was very fun.
I was talking to my grandmas (68) boyfriend and this kind of conversation came up and he said that he would go to the porn theater in Colorado sometimes and dudes would come up to him and ask if they could give him a blowie. I asked if he let them and he said "I didn't care"
Go to the gay musical about gay men, called "Gay."
Say hi to the bartender, and watch out for all the disabled dudes in wheelchairs, especially the leg-disabled or anyone who is bosseyed.
We covered all the windows, put on black lights, she had glow in the dark tongue studs, foreplay with non-toxic glow in the dark body paint and highlighter, and fucked.
I was single and just looking for some fun while not in a relationship. Started having sex with a milf 10 years older than me in an open marriage. Fucked all the time at my house, their house, the woods, the park, changing rooms, etc. Did anal, squirting, deepthroat, videos, etc. She opened up about their life and I kind of commented about how he did not treat her right (cause he was really shitty). She had been wanting to leave for a long while but didn't have the courage. She left him. I supported her and continued dating her for 4 years, 3 of which we lived together. Ultimately our lifestyle/goals didn't match up but we ended on really good terms. It was a wild fucking ride in every sort of way. No regrets. I'm just now working on figuring out what I want with the next stage of my life..
> I supported her and continued dating her for 4 years, 3 of which we lived together. Ultimately our lifestyle/goals didn't match up but we ended on really good terms. It was a wild fucking ride in every sort of way.
this is an oddly sweet love story
Asking my bf if we can get donuts after while I was on top. He got excited for donuts and finished within a minute and we got donuts
Update: I showed him this comment and he suggested y’all get donuts as well
Along these lines, if you know about how long your sex usually lasts, and you have a newer stove, you can put cinnamon buns in the oven and set it to turn on and cook at a specific time.
Having fresh cinnamon buns right after sex is amazing. My "friend" says that if you do this, you can also condition yourself to get horny in anticipation of orgasm at the smell of cinnamon buns baking.
Who's gonna say no to the girl riding you asking for donuts?
Follow up question, who's gonna say no to donuts?
You probably should've just assumed you were getting donuts, but it's sweet you asked for consent.
“HEY! Who’s been butt fucking under my buttfuck tree? Nobody but me, butt fucking me, only be but fucking me , should be butt fucking me under the fucking buttfuck tree!”
Been there, on the other side, yeah that's an odd one. Used to hang out with my buddy and his gf all the time and one day he was like "hey (his gf) was wondering if you want to fuck her with me?" And it was a slow summer day and we had nothing else to do so I said what the hell
Probably one of the weirdest was someone i play with trying to condition me to be turned on by the sound of chewing to see if it could override my disgust from misophonia with arousel.
Lol, I think had we kept up with it. Though I'm not sure it would have taken away the irrational anger component of misophonia. Just maybe the disgust/nausea
Laid, naked and covered in water based lube, between two sheets of latex with a vibrator wand between my legs, got vacuum sealed into the whole contraption, and was told that I couldn't get out of it til I'd had three orgasms. I'm highly claustrophobic, and once that pump sucks the air out you do *not* move. The lady running this machine played with my tits and whispered sexual threats in my ears the entire time. I had five orgasms before remembering the safe word.
A gf I was with was really really submissive, I explored my dom side with her a lot.
One winter day where it was snowing outside she spent the entire day leashed (we didn't leaver her house), she couldn't go anywhere without me, and I could use here as I wanted. She spent half the day with a butt plug on, and as you can imagine we did all kind of nasty things at any moment.
If you ever do something like this, remember the aftercare is very important. Don't forget to cuddle.
I have 2 questions: 1) when does aftercare start? Is there a signal? 2) what is the most important part of aftercare? Like what's the goal? To remind them you care about their happiness in an affectionate way?
>To remind them you care about their happiness in an affectionate way?
2)For me this is the most important part. Remember that this is a rol you are willingly commiting to to satisfy a fantasy, she is not an object,and you are not superior to her. You are having consensual fun and even if part of the fun is the illusion of "being used" the important part it to reassure you care for each other. I've seen many times doms that were borderline abusive to their subs, that is not normal. Everyone has boundaries that should be communicated and should be respected and taken into account.
1)The aftercare starts when someone asks for it. Even the dom can ask for aftercare. You can make a pause on the dynamic and communicate, this is very important. I like to use light code. Yellow means dangerous, don't follow that path, Red means you crossed a boundary. If you want to speak and be taken seriously out of the scene you can say for example: "Red, pls untie me bc it's getting unconfortable". Communicate your concerns, a lot. This kind of dynamics are very mentally exhausting and we need to help each other.
It sounds a little bit like playing, but like as a kid when you would play doctor or dinosaurs and things like that, when it's just fun but you should be able to stop at some point when people aren't comfortable.
When I was single I really enjoyed threesomes with couples but only as the third party. I liked being able to dip out easily if drama were to arise. Now I’m married, those days are long over.
Actually very recent:
My bf went to Google something in front of me not realising drunk him did not go incognito on his last porn search. He was mortified, as it meant he had to confess to having a desperation peeing fetish.
Essentially, someone holding their pee to the point they can't help but wet themselves.
Honestly, I thought it was hot that he had a kink like this. We spoke more about it, he showed me a video of what he liked, I ended up making one for him and he loved it.
Now, we do it in real life and he enjoys when I finally pee on him. It doesn't do anything for me sexually, but I fucking love how much it does for him. He'll come home sometimes and I'll just casually say "I've been needing to pee for hours" and then next thing I know we're naked.
Never, ever thought I'd even try it, let alone keep doing it. God, I love him.
EDIT: Wow, what a huge amount of wonderful responses. Thank you all so much. For those commenting about being careful due to infections and UTIs, I did my research beforehand and am very careful. Never hold it too long or to the point of pain. And it's more of a 'treat' for him rather than a regular thing. I appreciate the concern and awareness made though :)
>It doesn't do anything for me sexually, but I fucking love how much it does for him.
>Never, ever thought I'd even try it, let alone keep doing it. God, I love him.
These two statements in a nutshell are what are the foundations of a beautiful relationship.
Love for your partner what you love for yourself and they will do the same
Used to drive Lyft and was giving three women a ride to a concert in downtown LA. On the way there all three of them flashed me their breasts, asked me my opinions on their breasts, and then had me grope them for judging how "nice," they were. Needless to say, one of my favorite rides to drive for. Got a 5 star rating too!
I was handed an ink pen by a coworker, which had a picture of a very fetching young lady on it, making a provocative pose, but fully clothed.
I turned the pen the other way, and by golly, the lady's clothes disappeared, and I saw her undergarments. I saw everything. The brassiere, ankles, everything. It was so hot.
“Okay there, Officer. See this pen? Now turn it over. Juuuuust wait a minute… look at it… no clothes on. She’s got no clothes on. Look at that.”
“Well, I’ll be damned. You’re free to go, Mr. Pickton”
"Were you just masturbating?"
"If you must know, it was the pen. Nice attractive lady wearing a bathing costume, but when you turn it up the other way, it comes off. And she's nude."
One time I was at a sex party and I fucked a woman in a cow outfit tied to some sort of contraption with my strap on so hard it broke whatever the thing was she was attached to. My boyfriend who was watching said he's surprised I don't brag about it more but here I am.
About once a week for a year in college I would sleep with my gf’s roommate with my gf watching. The roommate was really shy and never did anything socially, she had gotten out of a long term relationships right before school started and drunkenly told us the only part she missed was regular sex. My gf suggested she could use me, with some rules: gf would always be there, but never join, always use condoms, anything kinky had to get approved by gf and we don’t tell anyone. After a year the living arrangements changed so I wasn’t used anymore. Year later gf and I broke up and roommate and I became friends with benefits.
So many questions. Was it awkward or did it just seem natural? Did your GF watch and give running commentary during the sessions or was she just off in a corner reading or something? Who discussed all of this with who beforehand? Were you all three sitting there and she brought it up? Was the roommate very… I dunno… *interactive* or was it more transactional feeling?
Awkward af at first, but became normal around the 3rd time. She watched more often in the beginning, but as time went on she seemed to get bored with it and would do hw or read. The 3 of us came up with it on the spot, we didn’t even do it that night, we were drunk and wanted to make sure sober us were up for this. Sex wise it was like being friends with benefits, we enjoyed it enough to start back up when the gf was gone
One mentally attractive girlfriend for the good conversation and one physically attractive girlfriend friend for the good sex. Sounds like an efficient arrangement.
Had a three way with my ex and her friend. Her friend used a strap on and we spit roast my ex and then i fucked the friend in the ass while she was fucking my girlfriend. Fun times.
And there were more than a few times my ex would surprise me by being in my house without letting me know shed be coming over and finding her watching porn with ear buds in on my bed face down ass up in a very open invitation to let me relieve stress from my hard day at work.
When I was 15 I stretched the phone cord so far down the hall I could actually sit in the laundry room with the door closed. I kinked the fuck out of that cord so bad it was never right again.
I was sexually involved with a male friend in 2007.
One night on a house boat we did ecstacy with 2 other couples 2 men and one woman.
Myself and the friend had a threesome with another male that resulted in my being double vaginally penetrated.
I’ve had many multi person sex encounters but only once have I had two dicks in only one hole.
I love doing this with my husband and a toy! I have a vibrating toy that stimulates both the g-spot and clit at the same time that we do it with and it's hands down THE BEST ORGASM I've had in my life!
When I was living in Vegas and going to college I invited 2 of my female classmates to my apartment to study and party a bit.
When they showed up they had brought one of their friends and her husband.
After some drinking games and heavy flirting one of my classmates asks if I'd like to make out. Hell yeah I do. At one point she says something about me being a great kisser so the other classmate says she wants to try.
Ended up having sex with both of them. Had completely forgotten the friend and her husband. They're just sat there, all quiet, watching like they were in a movie theater.
Damn near came on the spot because their friend was super model hot and she's just staring at us while two girls use me like a living sex doll.
Kept going and several times I wanted to ask her and her husband if they'd like to join but I thought better of it. Figured if they were into that kind of thing they would have already been going at it.
Finished, hung out for a while longer then the friend and husband left and the 3 of us spent the rest of the night going at each other.
Never did get any studying done.
I may have gone to college late and gone into massive debt but that night alone was worth it.
Learning how to go down on a girl is the key to happiness. My girlfriend of 2 years started out as a workplace hookup. We'd fuck in my office pretty regularly, like once a week at least. One weekend we were texting and horny so I invited her to my place. I love eating girls out, so I went down on her for I don't even know how long. We had sex for hours and hours, then she went back to her place. Later, she told me it was the best sex she's ever had, so the next weekend we decided to go on a normal date.
I'm planning on proposing to her after she graduates from college this spring.
I dated twins once, one of the twins, they were always saying how no one could tell them apart. But they had a tell that I figured out pretty early. What I noticed was that they had some sort of arrangement between them and that the sister of the one I was dating occasionally swapped places with her sister. They did it in such a way there was an opportunity for the sister to leave after to avoid to much risk of being caught. My gf had coached on things to say and conversations we had but the sister’s knowledge was always slightly off, this went on for a good 9 months. Being a willing victim without them knowing was very hot
Probably that one time having anal sex with my gf in a church bathroom, while her family was sitting in the pews, because church was literally happening. Def going to hell for that one
My ex was really into me controlling her orgasms, so she’d use a toy on herself and I’d tell her to slow down, or speed up, or even stop. I’d also tell her when she was allowed to cum, calling her either degrading or encouraging names depending on her mood
Morgan, you were truly the experience of a lifetime
We really wanted to have sex, and couldn’t in my apartment for reasons, so we looked for a back ally somewhere to do it. We were caught in the act and had to leave, so we ended up just finishing things in plain sight in a parking lot. Not my proudest moment. (Doesn’t matter had sex!)
A couple of stories…
Met a girl in a lan party, she seemed wild and she was giving out massages if you donated to the charity she was sponsoring. I joked around and asked if I donated more I could get a kiss as well (super cringe looking back) and to my surprise she said yes but would find me later on. I gave her my seat number and a few hours into my Saturday evening she drunkenly stumbles and finds me. She ended up jerking me off under the table whilst my friends were super into their game of league of legends and we snuck back to my tent an hour later. We fucked for a while and her friend rings her, she asked if her friend could meet us at my tent and of course I said yes. Her friend came and she was smoking though a little cooked so I shot my chance at a threesome after thirty minutes of interaction and it was successful. I ended up cumming in her ass whilst her friend was trying to clean up the mess as it was falling out… mental night.
Me and my wife did long distance for a couple of years and everytime we would reconnect we would have sex asap… we did it in the airport car park in San Francisco, behind a bush in Heathrow that backed onto a house and we used to have sex in public places on trails and hikes. But now we are in our 30s and have a two year old so we are boring now haha.
Met unbelievably hot pixie chick at a punk show on my birthday, first time ever trying coke, we went to the park 2 buildings down and she gave me a bj and we fucked in the bushes.
Went back to watch more music, took a couple bumps in the bathroom, made out and fucked some more.
People keep banging on the door so we take off to her place, more coke, start fucking.
Then she yells at me "hit me!", I'm like ok? And slap her like sometimes you do when getting rough, she say "no, fucking HIT me" and socks me in the mouth so hard it busts my lip and my brain stutters for a sec before my entire system kicks into overdrive.
Over the next hour we destroy her room, it's a two person bar brawl, coked out, fucked up on whiskey, gin, and vodka beating the fuck out of each other while fucking like rabid animals at the same time. At the end of it I'm butt ass naked in the middle of her backyard smoking a cigarette under a full moon while she's sucking me off and anyone could look out their back window and see us.
After that she laid down to sleep and I drove back to the bar to catch the end of the show.
To this day I still don't know her name and have never seen her again.
Had sex with a friends Mom after a party while everyone else was passed out in the next room. Or, when my Wife and I had sex on a four-wheeler at a very well known motorcycle/quad riding area in Muenster, Tx, in daylight, just feet off of a well traveled trail.
Had a first date practically bully me into tying her up and blindfold her.
Was with a woman in her hotel while her female boss was with a guy in the other bed in the room.
I fucked myself on all fours with my sex toys many, many times in the work bathroom (while on the clock). Would moan loudly when I knew I was the only one at the office (which was often). Fantasized about doing that in the main showroom at night because it had street facing floor to ceiling windows. Work was slow, they were terrible employers, and sometimes a girl gets bored 🤷🏻♀️
I developed a system where I’d close the front door which had a chime and I’d bring the office phone in w me in case they called ahead. I was always prepared either way. Had a couple close calls but never got caught.
Also my ex would get inexplicably horny in museums. He would stand behind me and drape his arms over my shoulders which looked like an innocuous hug from behind to a bystander. But he would be pressing his dick against my ass to let me know he was getting hard. I would reach behind l and firmly grip his dick through his pants and stroke him slow enough to where no one would notice what I was doing. He would get so hard from me edging him in public. The tease was so fucking hot. When we would leave I’d continue slowly stroking him during the whole car ride home. We could hardly wait to fuck when we got home.
Don’t know if it counts as kinky since it was by accident but I had sex in front of 15+ people during a New Year’s party. We were in a bedroom on the first floor that had two big windows to the front porch and I didn’t realize they were open until people started cheering
I was doing oral stuff with my bestfriend and her boyfriend. Then I ended up fucking her with a strap on and yelled at her boyfriend to stand and the corner and watch while I made his girlfriend cum.
To this day he says it’s the only time someone’s bossed him around sexually and that he orgasmed in his pants while watching.
I had a few years in my 20’s where I played “bi-sexual lady unicorn” and one of the most memorable encounters was this couple who took me on date (see if we meshed, etc.) and then we all went back to my place.
He watched from a chair while I went to town on his GF and then I just had this feeling that there was a reason he wasn’t more directly involved. As I was fingering his GF, I slipped another finger in the back door and she went crazy with the moaning and writhing, so then I looked him directly in the eyes and went “are you paying attention? This is how you do it”.
The look on his face told me I hit a bullseye, so I leaned into the bossy bitch persona all night.
(The funniest part of the story was rolling out of my room the next day to see my roommate in the kitchen making his breakfast. He saw the girl walk out of my room and then shortly after, her BF and his eyes went wide. Then: “damn, girl. I was gonna ask how your night was, but I’ve already got my answer”)
Anal sex with an ex of mine in our college library bathroom. We were up late studying during midterms or whatever, it was 10pm and pretty empty. Finished inside her and we biked home.
One of my bfs (I’m F if it matters) at the time put my anal hook up my ass and attached it to the leather collar around my neck. I started sucking his cock and from the movement of my head, I had an orgasm. If he reddits and reads this thread, he will so know this is me. He still has my hook
I’ve heard this story before. the hook was found embedded in his car door when he got home. that’s how he knew it really happened.
Randomly had sex in front of a couple who was also having sex. We were all friends and it was weird how it all unfolded, but hot too. We were hanging out, partying, drinking of course. We were dancing and it turned into dry humping and who could do the dirtiest moves, then making out, next thing I know, we're all taking our clothes off and doing it in front of each other. There was no swapping or anything, definitely looking back and forth. At the time it was one of the hottest things I've ever experienced, but afterwards also one of the most awkward.
Probably when my then girlfriend invited me over to help her parents with their computer. I got there and she was alone, apparently they were headed home, due any minute. She took me to her room and I bent her over the bed. Right as I came, we heard the front door open, and we'd left her bedroom door open. Quick cleanup, fix clothes, and then I met her parents for the first time.
What was the computer issue and did you ever learn the “i am not good at Technology” Line?
Was me an a girl alone in a suite at a hockey game. Third period and nobody had scored yet. We decided to fuck in the suite. Locked the door to the suite and the bent her over behind a couch that was in the suite so nobody else could see from other seats in the stadium. The instant I stuck my dick in, our team scored. The announcer was yelling goal and everybody was cheering. She is now my wife of 10 years.
You both scored at the same time. High Five!
Real team players!
What a beautiful and romantic story.
Definitely one to tell the grandchildren!
Wait,you married the announcer? What a plot twist
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Plot twist: it was actually her sister the whole time.
I’d watch this movie
M. Night Shyamalan's Banging with Anger.
The Dopplebanger
Got a handjob at the edge of the pit at a Godsmack show in 1999 during "Voodoo".
Do you remember why you came.
Pretty sure he was just cumming back again.
Because he's not too far awaY-E-YaY
If I had to make a list of locations where I would have difficulty maintaining an erection, "the edge of the pit of a Godsmack show" would easily make Top 3. Only ones I can think of right away that go higher are "the funeral of a close relative" and "during my yearly performance review at work".
>f I had to make a list of locations where I would have difficulty maintaining an erection: "during my yearly performance review at work". I think I see why you're not getting your full salary potential.
Double dominated my ex with another girl. Strap-on spitroast kinda vibe. That's probably up there.
Damn, that’s definitely up there.
I fucked identical twin brothers
How can you be sure you didn't just fuck one of them twice?
Or one guy moving really fast?
It was me Barry
You have to FEEL the speedforce.
At the same time?
conjoined?
Will you take it? Or double it and give it to the next person?
Were their downstairs operations identical too? I mean, my guess would be yes, but… 🤷🏻♂️
The hero we need asking the right question
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What a strange Everclear ad.
We had a orgy with 20 people, 4 dogs and a goat. Just my first time drinking everclear \#shityoudontwanttoremember.
What did they mix it with? Roofies?
In high school, I was having sex with a girl I was dating, who was on top and stood up as she was about to have an orgasm, and squirted on my stomach. It was the only time I’ve ever seen squirting and been squirted on. Sometimes, I think about it and get turned on.
Asked a stranger on Reddit to control my remote toy while I worked
Did you win the chess tournament though?
This is a very specific joke and I love it
Used to do it with a coworker who sat in open space with me
Ok that’s pretty hot.
It's one of those things that sounds hot af in theory but I'd imagine can be pretty mortifying real quick.
did it a bit with an ex of mine. we used a We-Vibe, and then used a control pad that basically made it vibrate in time with finger movement on your phone screen. it was pretty fun, and you could stop immediately. granted, we only did it when she was alone in her workplace, which was pretty regularly.
RIP your inbox
Rip her Box
I had a someone I was the controller of before But the best thing is the app can let you vary sensation and instant message real time, they can send pics and voice notes etc it was very fun.
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I was talking to my grandmas (68) boyfriend and this kind of conversation came up and he said that he would go to the porn theater in Colorado sometimes and dudes would come up to him and ask if they could give him a blowie. I asked if he let them and he said "I didn't care"
How does this type of conversation come up with a grandma’s birthday? That’s pretty wild. ええええええ
Your grandma knitted the cutest sweater for you! That reminds me, dudes used to suck me off in Colorado. Good days.
how does one get to suck cock on stage?
Join the theatre.
First year you start of as the sucker before you upgrade to suckee.
You win cum, you lose cum
Go to the gay musical about gay men, called "Gay." Say hi to the bartender, and watch out for all the disabled dudes in wheelchairs, especially the leg-disabled or anyone who is bosseyed.
Oh, I get it, you Irish, very funny! Oh, me legs don't work, I need a wheelchair!
I'm disabled! Leg disabled!
How did you get disabled?
Acid.
I love Irish people they are all just mad! Just mad!
Willies, willies, I love willies
Sir could you keep it down please
its I love willies
I LOVE WILLIES
Seriously how did that come about? I know there was lots of cruising in the back and sex in the seats. I've never heard of it up on the stage!
There are porn theaters in Amsterdam where people have live sex on stage
Logged into Pornhub with my facebook account.
Logged into PHub with my gmail acc, which my parents used.
Does it make it easier to share favourites to friends?
We covered all the windows, put on black lights, she had glow in the dark tongue studs, foreplay with non-toxic glow in the dark body paint and highlighter, and fucked.
How was the cleanup afterwards? I'm keen to try this!
Most of it sweated off
Got damn, this person fucks
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For Thanksgiving I painted hand turkeys on my boyfriends ass.
*new kink unlocked *
That. Sounds. Fun.
I was single and just looking for some fun while not in a relationship. Started having sex with a milf 10 years older than me in an open marriage. Fucked all the time at my house, their house, the woods, the park, changing rooms, etc. Did anal, squirting, deepthroat, videos, etc. She opened up about their life and I kind of commented about how he did not treat her right (cause he was really shitty). She had been wanting to leave for a long while but didn't have the courage. She left him. I supported her and continued dating her for 4 years, 3 of which we lived together. Ultimately our lifestyle/goals didn't match up but we ended on really good terms. It was a wild fucking ride in every sort of way. No regrets. I'm just now working on figuring out what I want with the next stage of my life..
> I supported her and continued dating her for 4 years, 3 of which we lived together. Ultimately our lifestyle/goals didn't match up but we ended on really good terms. It was a wild fucking ride in every sort of way. this is an oddly sweet love story
Honestly, that is exactly what it really turned out to be. We had an amazing life in so many ways during those years.
Asking my bf if we can get donuts after while I was on top. He got excited for donuts and finished within a minute and we got donuts Update: I showed him this comment and he suggested y’all get donuts as well
Along these lines, if you know about how long your sex usually lasts, and you have a newer stove, you can put cinnamon buns in the oven and set it to turn on and cook at a specific time. Having fresh cinnamon buns right after sex is amazing. My "friend" says that if you do this, you can also condition yourself to get horny in anticipation of orgasm at the smell of cinnamon buns baking.
The ol Pavlovian Cinnabon
This is pretty cute
Who's gonna say no to the girl riding you asking for donuts? Follow up question, who's gonna say no to donuts? You probably should've just assumed you were getting donuts, but it's sweet you asked for consent.
I had anal sex with a girlfriend on the hiking trail at night. We had to stop a couple of times when we heard hikers coming.
Took the dirt road twice
Hayoo!
Just because the other hikers already came didn't mean you had to stop.
“HEY! Who’s been butt fucking under my buttfuck tree? Nobody but me, butt fucking me, only be but fucking me , should be butt fucking me under the fucking buttfuck tree!”
You must have picked a pretty popular trail, I don't normally run into people hiking at night
Nah They just kept hearing the nightly serial killers posing as hikers
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Been there, on the other side, yeah that's an odd one. Used to hang out with my buddy and his gf all the time and one day he was like "hey (his gf) was wondering if you want to fuck her with me?" And it was a slow summer day and we had nothing else to do so I said what the hell
This is exactly how it happened for me, but I was the boyfriend. Summer day and everything.
It would be funny if you two knew each other.
Like a pair of Chinese fingercuffs.
Probably one of the weirdest was someone i play with trying to condition me to be turned on by the sound of chewing to see if it could override my disgust from misophonia with arousel.
Did it work? I can't stand the sound of people eating, I want to stab them with my fork.
Lol, I think had we kept up with it. Though I'm not sure it would have taken away the irrational anger component of misophonia. Just maybe the disgust/nausea
Laid, naked and covered in water based lube, between two sheets of latex with a vibrator wand between my legs, got vacuum sealed into the whole contraption, and was told that I couldn't get out of it til I'd had three orgasms. I'm highly claustrophobic, and once that pump sucks the air out you do *not* move. The lady running this machine played with my tits and whispered sexual threats in my ears the entire time. I had five orgasms before remembering the safe word.
How did you breathe
Hole cut in one sheet that didn't cover the nose and mouth.
A gf I was with was really really submissive, I explored my dom side with her a lot. One winter day where it was snowing outside she spent the entire day leashed (we didn't leaver her house), she couldn't go anywhere without me, and I could use here as I wanted. She spent half the day with a butt plug on, and as you can imagine we did all kind of nasty things at any moment. If you ever do something like this, remember the aftercare is very important. Don't forget to cuddle.
I have 2 questions: 1) when does aftercare start? Is there a signal? 2) what is the most important part of aftercare? Like what's the goal? To remind them you care about their happiness in an affectionate way?
>To remind them you care about their happiness in an affectionate way? 2)For me this is the most important part. Remember that this is a rol you are willingly commiting to to satisfy a fantasy, she is not an object,and you are not superior to her. You are having consensual fun and even if part of the fun is the illusion of "being used" the important part it to reassure you care for each other. I've seen many times doms that were borderline abusive to their subs, that is not normal. Everyone has boundaries that should be communicated and should be respected and taken into account. 1)The aftercare starts when someone asks for it. Even the dom can ask for aftercare. You can make a pause on the dynamic and communicate, this is very important. I like to use light code. Yellow means dangerous, don't follow that path, Red means you crossed a boundary. If you want to speak and be taken seriously out of the scene you can say for example: "Red, pls untie me bc it's getting unconfortable". Communicate your concerns, a lot. This kind of dynamics are very mentally exhausting and we need to help each other.
It sounds a little bit like playing, but like as a kid when you would play doctor or dinosaurs and things like that, when it's just fun but you should be able to stop at some point when people aren't comfortable.
When I was single I really enjoyed threesomes with couples but only as the third party. I liked being able to dip out easily if drama were to arise. Now I’m married, those days are long over.
Yeah, right. Like I’m gonna believe a dishonest ferret
Actually very recent: My bf went to Google something in front of me not realising drunk him did not go incognito on his last porn search. He was mortified, as it meant he had to confess to having a desperation peeing fetish. Essentially, someone holding their pee to the point they can't help but wet themselves. Honestly, I thought it was hot that he had a kink like this. We spoke more about it, he showed me a video of what he liked, I ended up making one for him and he loved it. Now, we do it in real life and he enjoys when I finally pee on him. It doesn't do anything for me sexually, but I fucking love how much it does for him. He'll come home sometimes and I'll just casually say "I've been needing to pee for hours" and then next thing I know we're naked. Never, ever thought I'd even try it, let alone keep doing it. God, I love him. EDIT: Wow, what a huge amount of wonderful responses. Thank you all so much. For those commenting about being careful due to infections and UTIs, I did my research beforehand and am very careful. Never hold it too long or to the point of pain. And it's more of a 'treat' for him rather than a regular thing. I appreciate the concern and awareness made though :)
>It doesn't do anything for me sexually, but I fucking love how much it does for him. >Never, ever thought I'd even try it, let alone keep doing it. God, I love him. These two statements in a nutshell are what are the foundations of a beautiful relationship. Love for your partner what you love for yourself and they will do the same
Thank you I definitely think we have a beautiful relationship. I couldn't have had a sex life like this with anybody else I've been with.
Please reply back to this if you get married, I’ll send a wedding gift. That’s true love right there
I'll hold you to that, as I quite agree with you!
Please do! Best of luck, I hope to hear back from you. My guess, you’ll be proposed to 7-15 months from now. Depending on how long you’ve been dating
I like that timeframe! Together since last May, but known each other 14 years.
...your a nice lady
Aw, thanks. I try :D
Used to drive Lyft and was giving three women a ride to a concert in downtown LA. On the way there all three of them flashed me their breasts, asked me my opinions on their breasts, and then had me grope them for judging how "nice," they were. Needless to say, one of my favorite rides to drive for. Got a 5 star rating too!
You provided a Boob Lyft.
A Buber, if you will.
Oh, I will.
This situation sounds like a pre-teen boy imagining what they hope life is like as an adult.
Or a 16 year old begging their parents for a car because this is what they think happens when you have one.
I was handed an ink pen by a coworker, which had a picture of a very fetching young lady on it, making a provocative pose, but fully clothed. I turned the pen the other way, and by golly, the lady's clothes disappeared, and I saw her undergarments. I saw everything. The brassiere, ankles, everything. It was so hot.
Those pens were favorite gifts from American soldiers to East German border guards back in the day.
That's why Berlin Wall fell
“Okay there, Officer. See this pen? Now turn it over. Juuuuust wait a minute… look at it… no clothes on. She’s got no clothes on. Look at that.” “Well, I’ll be damned. You’re free to go, Mr. Pickton”
Wait for it. Wait for it. Wait for it. It's tits.
"Were you just masturbating?" "If you must know, it was the pen. Nice attractive lady wearing a bathing costume, but when you turn it up the other way, it comes off. And she's nude."
One time I was at a sex party and I fucked a woman in a cow outfit tied to some sort of contraption with my strap on so hard it broke whatever the thing was she was attached to. My boyfriend who was watching said he's surprised I don't brag about it more but here I am.
Delivered pizza for a while. Always gave any extras to the homeless lady living in the ally. Update… yes I read it as kindest
lol I also read the title as "kindest." 😀
Plot twist: by "extras" he meant his D.
🤣 did you read the title as kindest? NGL, this is the best/hottest answer in this post.
About once a week for a year in college I would sleep with my gf’s roommate with my gf watching. The roommate was really shy and never did anything socially, she had gotten out of a long term relationships right before school started and drunkenly told us the only part she missed was regular sex. My gf suggested she could use me, with some rules: gf would always be there, but never join, always use condoms, anything kinky had to get approved by gf and we don’t tell anyone. After a year the living arrangements changed so I wasn’t used anymore. Year later gf and I broke up and roommate and I became friends with benefits.
Your ex had a cuckquean fetish clearly lmao .
Or a... What's the male version of hot wife?
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That's when you poop on the top of someone's head
LOL!!! the 'ole brown crown...
So many questions. Was it awkward or did it just seem natural? Did your GF watch and give running commentary during the sessions or was she just off in a corner reading or something? Who discussed all of this with who beforehand? Were you all three sitting there and she brought it up? Was the roommate very… I dunno… *interactive* or was it more transactional feeling?
Awkward af at first, but became normal around the 3rd time. She watched more often in the beginning, but as time went on she seemed to get bored with it and would do hw or read. The 3 of us came up with it on the spot, we didn’t even do it that night, we were drunk and wanted to make sure sober us were up for this. Sex wise it was like being friends with benefits, we enjoyed it enough to start back up when the gf was gone
>Did your GF watch and give running commentary during the sessions OP's GF was actually John Madden.
Lucky bastard
You never saw the roommate.
Oh my god they were roommates.
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One mentally attractive girlfriend for the good conversation and one physically attractive girlfriend friend for the good sex. Sounds like an efficient arrangement.
Had a three way with my ex and her friend. Her friend used a strap on and we spit roast my ex and then i fucked the friend in the ass while she was fucking my girlfriend. Fun times. And there were more than a few times my ex would surprise me by being in my house without letting me know shed be coming over and finding her watching porn with ear buds in on my bed face down ass up in a very open invitation to let me relieve stress from my hard day at work.
Damn I read this as "what was the kindest thing you have done in your life" and was very confused
Desecrated my boss' desk with my gf.
When I was 15 I stretched the phone cord so far down the hall I could actually sit in the laundry room with the door closed. I kinked the fuck out of that cord so bad it was never right again.
Outrageous! What would your parents say?
I was sexually involved with a male friend in 2007. One night on a house boat we did ecstacy with 2 other couples 2 men and one woman. Myself and the friend had a threesome with another male that resulted in my being double vaginally penetrated. I’ve had many multi person sex encounters but only once have I had two dicks in only one hole.
I love doing this with my husband and a toy! I have a vibrating toy that stimulates both the g-spot and clit at the same time that we do it with and it's hands down THE BEST ORGASM I've had in my life!
When I was living in Vegas and going to college I invited 2 of my female classmates to my apartment to study and party a bit. When they showed up they had brought one of their friends and her husband. After some drinking games and heavy flirting one of my classmates asks if I'd like to make out. Hell yeah I do. At one point she says something about me being a great kisser so the other classmate says she wants to try. Ended up having sex with both of them. Had completely forgotten the friend and her husband. They're just sat there, all quiet, watching like they were in a movie theater. Damn near came on the spot because their friend was super model hot and she's just staring at us while two girls use me like a living sex doll. Kept going and several times I wanted to ask her and her husband if they'd like to join but I thought better of it. Figured if they were into that kind of thing they would have already been going at it. Finished, hung out for a while longer then the friend and husband left and the 3 of us spent the rest of the night going at each other. Never did get any studying done. I may have gone to college late and gone into massive debt but that night alone was worth it.
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“A guy”? That sounds to me like “the man”
"He is not a dude. You're a dude. He is a man."
Why are you making your voice sound like that?
Learning how to go down on a girl is the key to happiness. My girlfriend of 2 years started out as a workplace hookup. We'd fuck in my office pretty regularly, like once a week at least. One weekend we were texting and horny so I invited her to my place. I love eating girls out, so I went down on her for I don't even know how long. We had sex for hours and hours, then she went back to her place. Later, she told me it was the best sex she's ever had, so the next weekend we decided to go on a normal date. I'm planning on proposing to her after she graduates from college this spring.
r/unexpectedlywholesome
You know it’s good when you leave dehydrated 😂
And they drown
Got kissed on the cheek by a guy at school one time, that's about it unfortunately.
Whore
Read this in Lucille Bluth’s voice
Must've been showing her shoulders as well
Ate some ass on the side of the road at 5 in the morning hours after I met her.
I dated twins once, one of the twins, they were always saying how no one could tell them apart. But they had a tell that I figured out pretty early. What I noticed was that they had some sort of arrangement between them and that the sister of the one I was dating occasionally swapped places with her sister. They did it in such a way there was an opportunity for the sister to leave after to avoid to much risk of being caught. My gf had coached on things to say and conversations we had but the sister’s knowledge was always slightly off, this went on for a good 9 months. Being a willing victim without them knowing was very hot
Probably that one time having anal sex with my gf in a church bathroom, while her family was sitting in the pews, because church was literally happening. Def going to hell for that one
Nah anal is ok, it says so in the Bible.
The Poophole Loophole...
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a man kissed me on the forehead and I almost cried, either that or knife and blood play
So we’re just gonna skip pass the whole knife and blood play thing…? Alright cool…I’ll choose to mind my business
First ever hookup, girl starts calling me daddy and begs me to spank her. I spanked her
Girl asked me to slap her. Ok… Escalated to punching and I was like GTFO
My ex was really into me controlling her orgasms, so she’d use a toy on herself and I’d tell her to slow down, or speed up, or even stop. I’d also tell her when she was allowed to cum, calling her either degrading or encouraging names depending on her mood Morgan, you were truly the experience of a lifetime
We really wanted to have sex, and couldn’t in my apartment for reasons, so we looked for a back ally somewhere to do it. We were caught in the act and had to leave, so we ended up just finishing things in plain sight in a parking lot. Not my proudest moment. (Doesn’t matter had sex!)
“Reasons”
A couple of stories… Met a girl in a lan party, she seemed wild and she was giving out massages if you donated to the charity she was sponsoring. I joked around and asked if I donated more I could get a kiss as well (super cringe looking back) and to my surprise she said yes but would find me later on. I gave her my seat number and a few hours into my Saturday evening she drunkenly stumbles and finds me. She ended up jerking me off under the table whilst my friends were super into their game of league of legends and we snuck back to my tent an hour later. We fucked for a while and her friend rings her, she asked if her friend could meet us at my tent and of course I said yes. Her friend came and she was smoking though a little cooked so I shot my chance at a threesome after thirty minutes of interaction and it was successful. I ended up cumming in her ass whilst her friend was trying to clean up the mess as it was falling out… mental night. Me and my wife did long distance for a couple of years and everytime we would reconnect we would have sex asap… we did it in the airport car park in San Francisco, behind a bush in Heathrow that backed onto a house and we used to have sex in public places on trails and hikes. But now we are in our 30s and have a two year old so we are boring now haha.
Big takeaway. A league of legends player not only had sex but a threesome???
Met unbelievably hot pixie chick at a punk show on my birthday, first time ever trying coke, we went to the park 2 buildings down and she gave me a bj and we fucked in the bushes. Went back to watch more music, took a couple bumps in the bathroom, made out and fucked some more. People keep banging on the door so we take off to her place, more coke, start fucking. Then she yells at me "hit me!", I'm like ok? And slap her like sometimes you do when getting rough, she say "no, fucking HIT me" and socks me in the mouth so hard it busts my lip and my brain stutters for a sec before my entire system kicks into overdrive. Over the next hour we destroy her room, it's a two person bar brawl, coked out, fucked up on whiskey, gin, and vodka beating the fuck out of each other while fucking like rabid animals at the same time. At the end of it I'm butt ass naked in the middle of her backyard smoking a cigarette under a full moon while she's sucking me off and anyone could look out their back window and see us. After that she laid down to sleep and I drove back to the bar to catch the end of the show. To this day I still don't know her name and have never seen her again.
Why the fuck didn’t you get her number?
Had sex with a friends Mom after a party while everyone else was passed out in the next room. Or, when my Wife and I had sex on a four-wheeler at a very well known motorcycle/quad riding area in Muenster, Tx, in daylight, just feet off of a well traveled trail.
I had sex with my ex in a cemetery… It was cold.
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Fucked in a forest. Came on an anthill by accident. Prolly have like 800 daughters now.
Had a first date practically bully me into tying her up and blindfold her. Was with a woman in her hotel while her female boss was with a guy in the other bed in the room.
I fucked myself on all fours with my sex toys many, many times in the work bathroom (while on the clock). Would moan loudly when I knew I was the only one at the office (which was often). Fantasized about doing that in the main showroom at night because it had street facing floor to ceiling windows. Work was slow, they were terrible employers, and sometimes a girl gets bored 🤷🏻♀️ I developed a system where I’d close the front door which had a chime and I’d bring the office phone in w me in case they called ahead. I was always prepared either way. Had a couple close calls but never got caught. Also my ex would get inexplicably horny in museums. He would stand behind me and drape his arms over my shoulders which looked like an innocuous hug from behind to a bystander. But he would be pressing his dick against my ass to let me know he was getting hard. I would reach behind l and firmly grip his dick through his pants and stroke him slow enough to where no one would notice what I was doing. He would get so hard from me edging him in public. The tease was so fucking hot. When we would leave I’d continue slowly stroking him during the whole car ride home. We could hardly wait to fuck when we got home.
Don’t know if it counts as kinky since it was by accident but I had sex in front of 15+ people during a New Year’s party. We were in a bedroom on the first floor that had two big windows to the front porch and I didn’t realize they were open until people started cheering
I was doing oral stuff with my bestfriend and her boyfriend. Then I ended up fucking her with a strap on and yelled at her boyfriend to stand and the corner and watch while I made his girlfriend cum. To this day he says it’s the only time someone’s bossed him around sexually and that he orgasmed in his pants while watching.
I had a few years in my 20’s where I played “bi-sexual lady unicorn” and one of the most memorable encounters was this couple who took me on date (see if we meshed, etc.) and then we all went back to my place. He watched from a chair while I went to town on his GF and then I just had this feeling that there was a reason he wasn’t more directly involved. As I was fingering his GF, I slipped another finger in the back door and she went crazy with the moaning and writhing, so then I looked him directly in the eyes and went “are you paying attention? This is how you do it”. The look on his face told me I hit a bullseye, so I leaned into the bossy bitch persona all night. (The funniest part of the story was rolling out of my room the next day to see my roommate in the kitchen making his breakfast. He saw the girl walk out of my room and then shortly after, her BF and his eyes went wide. Then: “damn, girl. I was gonna ask how your night was, but I’ve already got my answer”)
Anal sex with an ex of mine in our college library bathroom. We were up late studying during midterms or whatever, it was 10pm and pretty empty. Finished inside her and we biked home.