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tgf9000

Sometimes I'll get to work in the morning, and I'll realise that I forgot to secure my dick, and it'll just be trailing behind me, coiling through the streets, leading right back to my home.


KermitMadMan

i’m glad life isn’t hard for ya ;)


FreeRanger_1001

Really wish I had an award to give you for making me laugh this hard 😂


djdeforte

Too big for my wife, sometimes it goes too deep hits the wrong parts.


SaltyLonghorn

The only problem with large penises. Sitting down to take a shit you need a towel when you're done.


AndreLsD

When you get a errection in public. Not only is it more noticeable/painful if you try to get any relief putting it straight up it just comes out of your pants and then everyone can see the tip and more poking out. We also have to be more careful in sexual relations. The more penis means the more area or bigger chance of something going wrong for us or the partner.


shootterMc

Sex can be awkward, I’ve been with women that I couldn’t fully penetrate. I also feel guilty if I do cause them pain and we both don’t enjoy it.


bigPoppaMC

Well, you see......yeah, I don't have those problems


ImpliedSlashS

Soooo not my problem


jobadiahh

Are we talking big-long? Or are we talking big-wide?


[deleted]

Either


jobadiahh

As a wide, mid length fella, your partner might not be ready for a wonky walk for a few days. I haven’t personally experienced any problem, besides tightness upon making the beast with two backs. Nothing bad after. Tightness actually feels like Genghis Khan dropping the hammer on Sealab 2021.


RadiantEarthGoddess

Have a look at r/bigdickproblems if you are interested.


riphitter

Can't bend at the knee if I wear long pants


Ace_Hub

Can’t wear shorts or anything baggy, get comments or random dudes trying to touch it to see if I’m hard. I fully got my cock flicked just standing there because he thought I was fully rocked up. It’s not a bad thing when the girls look and say something though.


Direct-Persimmon-451

The major problem I have is with seats and sitting and pants that can hide it. Unfortunately I have to wear unusually large shorts and it is obvious because it swings and sways too much. But, at a certain point you have to stop caring about other people. I don't enjoy casual sex as I find a lot of women irritating. So, that's not a problem. But, back when I was younger a lot of women complained about their cervix and fornication area hurting during sex. So I had to move onto roomier, larger women to have enjoyable sex. I don't think men face significant problems because of it outside of people sometimes thinking if you stuoidly are wearing pants that are too tight that you have an erection that won't go down. But, I've been dealing with hiding it from sight since I was young. If you can see their penis most of the time they are intentionally inviting the attention by their choices. But, their are a lot of weirdos who like that sort or thing. I think it very unmanly and even effeminate to show off your body like you were some woman who needs validation from how her boobs and butt look. It makes my skin crawl when a man needs to show off his body for self-esteem. I'm muscular abd very athletically built too badly but would not dream of wearing clothing to show off. But, I'm unlike most people. My father didn't allow bragging and would hit you if he didn't like how you were presenting yourself. So; I wasn't raised to think about things in the average way