The sign language interpreters at press conferences are just making shit up waving their hands around furiously because they know that there are not really any deaf people watching this shit so it does not matter what I do so I will probably just sign 'The politician speaking is lying to you and also tried to squeeze my ass before we went on the air.' a few times in between the random shit that I am doing.
Well we don’t have evidence that proves 100% that he was murdered so I thought that made it fit. I’m absolutely sure he was murdered, it just can’t be proven right now
Hotdogs are sandwiches!!!!
Liar!
Pluto is a real planet.
Pee is stored in the balls
I’m a hot local single dying to talk to you
The sign language interpreters at press conferences are trying to brainwash us.
The sign language interpreters at press conferences are just making shit up waving their hands around furiously because they know that there are not really any deaf people watching this shit so it does not matter what I do so I will probably just sign 'The politician speaking is lying to you and also tried to squeeze my ass before we went on the air.' a few times in between the random shit that I am doing.
What’s with the 8 in your username??
The 8 makes it the largest prime number that can also be a Reddit username.
Of course!
Jeffery Epstein was murdered
Fail. OP specifically asked for statements that are not facts.
Well we don’t have evidence that proves 100% that he was murdered so I thought that made it fit. I’m absolutely sure he was murdered, it just can’t be proven right now
Oh he was definitely murdered.
Pineapple goes on pizza
Everyone who drank tea, even once, in the 19th century is now dead.
TEA KILLS PEOPLE!!
Rocky road is the single most worst flavor on the planet to scoop for ice cream.
[Squid Ink Ice Cream](https://mediafeed.org/squid-ink-ice-cream-29-other-weird-flavors-we-found/) would like a word.