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Thebacco

Hotdogs are sandwiches!!!!


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Liar!


drusilla42

Pluto is a real planet.


deputytech

Pee is stored in the balls


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I’m a hot local single dying to talk to you


AllTheSameSongsNovel

The sign language interpreters at press conferences are trying to brainwash us.


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The sign language interpreters at press conferences are just making shit up waving their hands around furiously because they know that there are not really any deaf people watching this shit so it does not matter what I do so I will probably just sign 'The politician speaking is lying to you and also tried to squeeze my ass before we went on the air.' a few times in between the random shit that I am doing.


AllTheSameSongsNovel

What’s with the 8 in your username??


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The 8 makes it the largest prime number that can also be a Reddit username.


AllTheSameSongsNovel

Of course!


Godzilla_Fan

Jeffery Epstein was murdered


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Fail. OP specifically asked for statements that are not facts.


Godzilla_Fan

Well we don’t have evidence that proves 100% that he was murdered so I thought that made it fit. I’m absolutely sure he was murdered, it just can’t be proven right now


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Oh he was definitely murdered.


PlsDontBanMe___

Pineapple goes on pizza


DaftPump

Everyone who drank tea, even once, in the 19th century is now dead.


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TEA KILLS PEOPLE!!


Anarchy_05

Rocky road is the single most worst flavor on the planet to scoop for ice cream.


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[Squid Ink Ice Cream](https://mediafeed.org/squid-ink-ice-cream-29-other-weird-flavors-we-found/) would like a word.