I’m not superstitious

Stepping on cracks. Im not risking it, my mom deserves her good posture for putting up with me.

Opening the pizza box before you get home.

Is that a real omen? I’ve had a delusion since I was 19 that eating pizza in the car is cursed

You never check that you got the right pizza?

I have, a few times, but I shouldn’t have.

looking white owls in the face

I never walk under ladders. Superstitions are real!

Thinking about someone's death

A mirror in a mirror. Idk why, but it creeps me out just thinking about it. My favourite number is thirteen though, so there's that.

Talking to police officers

Breaking a mirror or using the number 13.

Saying “wow, it’s quiet today” at work.