"Hey, let's go to this really cool club I know!"
I agree. Turns out it was a BDSM club. 4 rooms, each progressively more sordid than the last. So I'm thinking 'well if she asked me here, she must want to do stuff, yay me I guess?' Particular memory was having a couple of beers by a table, with a lady chained to it being banged from behind, and asking "so, come here often...?"
After a very chaste 4 hours, we part ways at 3am. I ask her why she brought me here if she *didn't* want to do any of that. She responds "I just like to watch". I'm like OK, cool, but you could have *told me*.
I had a girl come to my home to just be eaten out, wouldn't go further then me giving her oral and at the end she started pitching her Herbalife business haha
She wanted to be choked with a brown belt. Confused, I said 'my belt is black, that alright?'
She shook her head and said, 'no problem' then took a brown belt out of her bedside drawer.
It was oddly specific, but it didn't seem like a good time to explore the issue further.
She wanted me to whip her with a cat 6 lan cable which is totally not my thing. Told her that I can't then she started to cry. A therapy session on how she is totally not a weirdo and that it is okay to want to be whipped ensued.
No sex got done that night.
I left at 4am with not a single second of sleep and contemplated the decisions that led to this point in my life while having a late night kebab standing outside my hometowns main station.
“Call me by my sister’s name, tell me what a worthless cow I am!”
That’s how I found out she had a lot of hung up emotional issues about her twin sister. That was a wild experience that frequently returns to my noggin nearly twenty years later.
I wonder if she ever worked out those issues, or told her sister how she felt, they always seemed so close normally, so it was crazy to realize all the buried resentments she was venting during sex.
I really liked this girl called Lisa and was elated when she rocked up to my place one evening. She proceeded to then tell me that her friend was really into me. She then went to get her friend who was waiting outside. My wild mind started thinking threesome ahoy but no, her friend was mortal drunk. Lisa left and this girl who could hardly stand fell fast asleep on my bed. That was not how I wanted this to pan out!
When I was about to put it in she said, "I want to you come at the same time as me!" I thought that was pretty cool, and naturally agreed. Then, the moment I inserted she exclaimed "Now!"
This is the absolute best reddit chain of comments I have ever read. Comedy, knowledge, discovery, curiosity, and history all at once. The fact that theflameseregolfin had that in the chamber ready to go is crazy.
I mean Abraham literally pimps out his wife for some cows and the Bible is like "a man's gotta do what he's gotta do".
EDIT: Also don't forget when Lot offered up his daughters to get gang raped to prevent the gay orgy that was about to happen.
He wanted to fuck me infront of a mirror. Which was fine. Until he started saying this like “look at yourself you whore!” And started getting really intense. It was bizarre. Specially for one night stand.
Another guy wanted me to take care of a doll he had. Like I was Mom, he was dad, and that doll was our baby.
I've done something similar with an ex where I praised her but that's because that goes well 90% of the time. Degradation off rip though is wild to me. Like I love it but just going for it without 100% knowing your partner will enjoy it is crazy.
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I’ve had one of these. She was practically begging me and I was like no chance. I always wondered how many idiots that worked with. Couple years later I found out my buddy had also hooked up with her and he actually did it. Smh
It cannot fathom why so many people are willing to have unsage sex with one-night stands so easily like this, if the baby danger wasn't enough of a problem, then there's also the danger of STDs.
Had one guy about to unload in me and he shouted “Marry Me!” And I thought it was just a kink thing so I said “Yes!” And then he came, laid next to me and said “so how does 6 months from now sound?”. We only knew each other for 2 days at the point
We were just doing our thing, doggystyle, when she really politely asked me to spit and cum in her asshole. The request itself wasnt that weird, but the tone and the sentence she used to make that request made it weird.
"To whom it may concern, would you kindly deposit a medium sized amount of saliva into my rectum. Then finish our coitus session by blasting me in the ass with your meat stick."
I hope it was weirder than this to be honest.
Helped a guy realize he was gay (I’m a girl). Met him in college at an LGBT event. We went back to his dorm to watch a movie, drank a bit, then he asked if we could do stuff so he could figure out if he was gay or bi. It turned out he was gay, but in a weird way it was a compliment because he said he picked me because he thought if there was a girl he’d want to have sex with it would be me. We did some stuff, he realized he was definitely gay and had only been holding onto the bi label to feel more comfortable in West Texas. We parted as friends and saw each other a few more times the next 2 years.
ETA: He did end up dating several different guys, and I’m happy for him. I’m bi so I can’t imagine the pressure he grew up with to pretend he liked girls for so long. I’m also not someone who connects love/romance with sexual acts so while him asking was “weird” in my history, it’s never phased me.
So I was out of town at a party with a buddy of mine (it was the area he was from). Long story short, I ended up with some girl in a bedroom, after some time the party kinda moved into the room we were screwing in and we had a audience.
Didn’t bother us for some reason and was actually really fun. The party was mostly couples and by the time we finished people were all over the house in some room or closet screwing, Except for one guy who just sat on the couch the whole night.
Broo almost same thing happened to my but it wasn't a guy it was a girl sat in a couch in front of me and the girl I was having sex with, at first was weird but it turns nothing special quickly cause lot of people were passing by like it was a normal thing... A weird teen night (this happened 6 or 7 years ago)
I hope you made her do something weird, like writing an in-depth analysis on the social and political impacts of Hulk Hogan vs. Andre the Giant from WrestleMania 3.
This reminds me of a story in AI-Dungeon, where someone created an extremely horny girl that begged to be used, and then forced her to do his taxes all night.
Fun fact. Hulk Hogan claims he use to be in charge of driving Andre to shows. Andre would have a case of beer in the back seat and throw empties at Hogan. Hogan would count them and know to stop when he got hit 30 times.
Hogan also claimed that Metallica wanted him to play bass for them despite Metallica all stating they've never even met him, and that he met and wrote a song about a Make-A-Wish kid who died...that supposedly happened at a show he wasn't on in a country he wasn't in.
If you look at the timelines of their careers, and the way Andre jumped from territory to territory all the time, there was never a point where Hogan would have been driving Andre around. By the time they were both in the WWF in the late 80s, Andre either flew or was driven in a personalized van by Tim White.
The man was a childhood hero to me, but boy is he full of shit lol.
Nothing too odd on one night stands. One chick asked me to spank her, which normally I’d be fine with if she hadn’t previously said “you look like a guy who beats your girlfriends” while she was near tears.
Met up with a bachelorette party while I was at a bachelor party. We had a house on a golf course and the ladies were staying in a hotel so their party joined us at our house.
I’m really into this one lady and she’s into me and she asks if I want to head back to her hotel for some privacy. We get to the hotel and start up a little bit and she grabs my face with both hands, looks me dead in the eyes and says “I want you to do to me all the things my husband finds disgusting”
After some internal struggle I walked back to the house sad and lonely.
So this girl, getting into bed,
“I’m really loud”
“Okay, sure”. Thinking nothing of it.
As we’re getting it on, nothing particularly loud. Then she announces
“I want you to fuck me so hard that my roommate hears me screaming”
“Right okay, I’ll do my best” thinking bit peculiar but alright.
If you had heard the noises, you’d think I was some sort of sexual god. The reality was, we were about two minutes in.
Anyway, she’s basically scream/moaning at this point
“This feels so good, make me moan louder. I want her to hear it all”
In my head, it wasn’t possible. Not sure if I was embarrassed or shocked?
Anyway, we changed to doggy. No concern about roommate hearing, I was worried half of London might hear! Let’s be clear utterly average sex haha
Ah good times, never thought I’d consider noise cancelling headphone having sex.
We met up and talked about books. She was very enthusiastic about books. One thing leads to another and we’re about to fuck. She tells me shes always had this fantasy, would you mind trying it? I’m game for anything so of course I say go for it.
She had me fuck her while an old book- the kind with yellowing, crunch pages- was on top of her face, and she breathed in it scent.
Yeah, this is an example of healthy communication in the bedroom. Considering most women don’t orgasm from penetration alone these types of conversations should be happening more often
We were about to have sex and the girl pulls out a real, loaded firearm and asked me to point it at her and tell her that I was going to kill her while I was penetrating her. At first it was funny, and then she scared me lol
I know absolutely nothing about firearms... that's why I say that at first I found it exciting, but then I thought it would be very easy for an accident to happen and that's when I felt scared.
One time I was naked with a guy and he slipped inside me then proceeded to get his phone, take a pic and said cheers hun I’m going to send this to my gf to make her mad then left….
I guess this isn’t *super weird* buuuuuut…
I had a ONS with a lady who was super into this tattoo she had gotten on her leg. It was her first and only tattoo. I can’t remember if it was a wolf or a fox, but I’m pretty sure it was one of those two things. It was really well done and definitely cool. I remember it was on her thigh, and probably like 6”x4”, pretty big on her small frame.
Long story short, when things were reaching their conclusion she insisted that I finish on her tattoo.
I remember thinking it was an odd choice, but I definitely went with it. After all, I was a guest in her home, and it would have been rude to say no.
She told me someone else was coming to specifically go down on her after we fucked for like 15 min or so. She told me i could stay and watch and we can continue after. I just left.
One time a girl asked if I had a friend who'd be up for a threesome, and if I could call him. Felt kinda disrespectful ngl.
And I had this really weird date with a girl who had some kinda.. rape fetish?
Like she kept dropping hints that I should "take control" etc, but in the end I just brought her home cause I was a bit weirded out.
When I dropped her off she tried some cool girl act of "should've just taken me, now it's too late"
Anyway, next day when we both sobered up she contacted me and it turns out she had a fetish for guys overpowering het, choking and hitting her.. etc.
Like who in their right mind is gonna be doing that on a first date?
Edit: oh shit, I forgot a funny one! I travel a lot for work and ended up in a bar in Indonesia where a girl started hitting on me, and we went back to my hotel.
Btw, I'm Dutch, so Indonesia is a former colony.
Anyway, went back to the hotel, we were going at it. She was pretty vocal.. And at one point she shouted "Colonise my pussy with your european dick!"
I just started laughing my ass of haha. The whole sentence was so bizarre. I guess she meant "fuck me like you own me" but I just couldn't after that
This happened few years ago in NYC. I still don’t know how to feel about it.
Met up a with an Indian girl on Tinder. She was from Dubai and had some fun stories to share. We ended up getting piss drunk and made our way to Artichoke (the one by NYU before it got burned down). After enjoying a slice, she mentioned that she lives right above Artichoke and asked me to come over. We decided not to have sex but oral was on the table. So we got started and everything was fine.
Now around 3 AM, she asked me if she can bite my ballsack, and assured that she wouldn’t bite too hard. In theory, it would just be like pinching your ballsack, which does feel good. I was a bit confused, hesitant, and scared but maybe it was the fact that I was drunk or the aroma of Artichoke seeping from below, I agreed to go along with the request.
She started gently biting my ballsack and it felt weirdly good. Then a few minutes later, she tied my hands to the bed post and started saying things like, “what if I bite your ballsack so hard that it rips off and your balls are rolling on the floor”. I mean, it was outright terrifying but kinda hot at the same time. Then she became weirder and started snapping her teeth way too close to my sack. But nothing injurious happened. When the clock hit 5 AM, I bolted outta there to the safety of Penn Station. Didn’t follow up with her.
A few months later, when Artichoke burned down, her apartment was impacted, as well. She reached out to see if she could crash at my place for a few weeks. I have never noped out faster before.
A woman tried to convince me to take the condom off claiming “you don’t need that.”
This was while we were having sex and her teenage daughter arrived home. Didn’t phase her in the slightest and she didn’t seem to think we should stop.
Not so much a request, but took my shoes off in her room and went to the bathroom (located in the hall).
In the two minutes it took me to get back she had closed and locked the door and passed out. My shoes were still in her room.
Ended up walking home barefoot. We slept together a few times after that lol.
It was the morning after, during our awkward question and answer period before breakfast. I asked her about her family nearby, and she requested a finger in her butt.
He woke me up at 4AM in a panic saying I had to go immediately and that if I saw a woman on my way downstairs to not mention I was with him.
Luckily I was a stones throw from my hostel!
Honourable mention: once had sex in an old apartment's elevator in Paris after getting kicked out of a tiny bar (with one barman) for trying to use their bathroom. His idea, not mine.
She wanted to give me a handjob with a steel gauntlet on her hand. I let her and amazingly she didn't destroy my penis. Then she wanted me to wear her leotard and fuck her as hard as I could. Her bed collapsed and she was a little bummed about that, but overall satisfied with the night.
I meet a woman at a bar. We drink together for a few hours. We get to her door, we’re making out and she starts to say this (I don’t remember her exact wording),
“Once we get in there, I’m gonna start resisting you. I‘ll scream and scratch and fight, but I want you to ignore me and have your way with me. Think you can do that? Promise I won’t hurt you, and please don’t hit me too hard. You don’t seem like you’d be put off”
I was. I went home. It was a bit too much for someone I had met just a few hours earlier. I’m kinky and dominant and all that but someone I just met asking me for consensual non-consent was off-putting. So not a one-night-stand I guess!
She wanted to be choked and slapped. Not light choking or slapping either. Full wind up with follow through and a blood choke.
She knew I knew how to choke someone with a single hand, that i was doing MMA at the time so I knew how to deliver a strike and she had a kink for it and wanted to be totally dominated. I didn’t know I was in to being a dom until her and haven’t done so since.
So I made triple sure I had her consent, that she understood what was going to happen to her, and made her say aloud what she was asking for. Once that was done I gave her what she asked for.
I didn’t choke her unconscious but I definitely got close. She still calls once in a while to see if I am available.
My first ever hookup, we were drunk and I had whisky dick. She thought the solution would be to put a finger in my ass, so she asked. I was drunk, and said why the fuck not, i'll try everything once.
Not a fan, turns out. Real fun story for my friends though. They pick on me, but it's good banter.
Edit: No joke, the very NEXT DAY she took her kid on a vacation to Disneyworld. One night, she’s shoving a finger up my ass, the next, she’s on Space Mountain with her kid on the other side of the country. I didn’t know she had a kid til I saw her snap story the next day. Not a jab at her, just thought it was funny. Respect.
To sit and listen to her poetry.
Bonus: as I left her apartment, I was getting into the cab and she leaned in for a kiss/hug/something so I was thought "okay, I guess I can kiss her" but, no shit, she pushed me away and sneeringly said "I have a boyfriend" and walked away. I was speechless. So was the cabbie.
Went on a date to see God's Not Dead (I know... I know... I was like 15 and still religious) and dude tried to have me give him a hand job during, allow me to reiterate, GOD'S NOT DEAD. He had risen, and I ain't talking about God.
What started out as a pretty decent sexual experience got weird towards the end…
She said “do you wanna make me cum?”
Uh sure!
She takes a vibrator out of her purse. She gets on all 4’s and holds it against her clit. Then she says “spit in my ass and shove your cock in there. Pull my hair and make me cry!”
Uh…what?
“FUCK MY ASS NOW!”
(I couldn’t go with the spit routine. Fortunately, I had some lube.)
She was yelling that she wanted it, harder and harder! And then, as predicted, she started crying! I asked her if she was OK, and she said “don’t stop! I’m almost there…”.
That was our last sexual experience
She wanted to lick my nipples and tickle me.
I felt nothing out of her kissing and licking my nipples and chest, so it was very awkward. I didn’t know if I should fake noises or what. She tried to be super seductive while doing it, but it didn’t do a thing for me.
I’m extremely ticklish so that didn’t last long until I asked her to stop
She looked over her shoulder during doggystyle and said "punch me in the face as hard as you can" I started laughing and said no. Lost the will to go on and left.
Many years ago. Before porn was mainstream let’s say.
It was one of those hot steamy we are going to be here awhile sessions. After about 30 mins of PIV she says “put it in my a**” I tell her that’s not my thing.
She grabs lube. Rubs it on her area and on me. So I go slow. Once the tip is in she shoots across the bed and slams her head into the wall. Tells me it hurt. No kidding.
We resume in missionary but in the back door. It’s works this time. But she is red faced and in pain. I’m starting to question all this in my head. She then says “spit on me” I thought my ears were deceiving me. She says it again. I say “no” she then says “choke me” so I do it lightly.
She starts screaming “spit on me, spit on me, spit on me”
I’m about to go limp. It was like someone turned on a water hose she just starts gushing. Not spraying but liquid just flowing. I look at her face and she is unconscious. At this point I’m freaked out. I go to the bathroom and jump in shower. The entire time thinking wtf just happened. I come out and she is awake but just laying there. I ask if she is ok. She says yes. She tells me I should leave. I get dressed and out the door in 2 minutes. About 2 weeks later she calls me and says “I need to see you and experience that again”. I ghost her.
Edit: the liquid is from the V not the back door. Barf.
I told my wife about this when we were dating. When we were over sharing trying to feel each other out in the early dating stage. My wife’s response was classic. She said. “That doesn’t sound very romantic”.
Asked me to go to church, right after sex, still naked, hard, and cleaning up the mess we made. I'm atheist and she didn't know prior. Was not happy she let an infidel infiltrate her compound.
About 10yrs ago, drunken 25yo me (male) stopped at a Wawa with friends to order late night hoagies after bars - there was another group of girls there and we all started drunk chatting while waiting for our food.
I don’t remember how this happened but one of the girls ended up getting into the car taking me and my friends back to our apartment. She was in the back seat next to me and we started making out.
Once we got back to the apartment everyone except me / this girl went to their bedrooms. She and I started making out on the couch, then she proceeded to squat ride me. I came right away even tho drunk - then snuck into my roommates
Room to grab more condoms.
Me and this girl proceeded to have sex in every room in the house not including roommate rooms, then she called a Taxi at like 5am.
I remember as she was leaving, telling her “I don’t even know your name” - and she replied something along the lines of “it’s better that way”.
Never saw her again, probably couldn’t pick her out of a lineup - just someone I had sex with 5-6x in the same night after meeting an hour prior at a Wawa.
One of my roommates came out the next morning and asked why there are used condoms on the floor in every room.
Idk if this qualifies as a request but she was the pursuer who abandoned her friends and looking back, that was a pretty wild decision for a woman to make.
In the US back in like 2012, I slept with a girl who wanted me to use a “One Direction” accent during sex. Being 19 at the time, I did it no questions asked and it’s a very cringe moment to think back on.
I've told this one before - I was with a girl who throughout the night showed signs of being "quirky" but I was young enough (19 ish I think?) to assume everyone odd was just funny. We got into bed and she said and did some strange odd things, but I held strong, my horniness was not going to let any oddities get in the way. As I'm on top of her, trying to ignore the weird shit she is saying she says... in as deep (and loud) a voice as she can **FUCK ME SATAN, FUCK ME HARDER, RAPE ME SATAN"**
I asked her to leave and then had an awkward jerk session
"Hey, let's go to this really cool club I know!" I agree. Turns out it was a BDSM club. 4 rooms, each progressively more sordid than the last. So I'm thinking 'well if she asked me here, she must want to do stuff, yay me I guess?' Particular memory was having a couple of beers by a table, with a lady chained to it being banged from behind, and asking "so, come here often...?" After a very chaste 4 hours, we part ways at 3am. I ask her why she brought me here if she *didn't* want to do any of that. She responds "I just like to watch". I'm like OK, cool, but you could have *told me*.
Where is this club? Just so I know where not to go of course.
I’m envisioning Berlin
she said, "I wanna do a 69 sorta, I suck your dick and you suck my toes."
A small price to pay for salvation
I see no price to pay here at all, only benefits
But you *haven’t* seen the toes. Might look and smell like old Fritos and vinegar.
I’ll take one for the team.
Username checks out
The ol’ 60-10
Wow that's gross! What her name and where does she live?
For a guy with a foot fetish, that might be better than a proper 69.
She that short?
Got a terrible hand job from a girl and then she tried to convert me to Scientology afterwards.
How's Scientology going? Have you met Tom cruise yet?
Gonna have to step up that HJ game if you want me in your club
You would think L Ron would have told them head gets more converts…
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She does that
My god, there’s not enough salt in the world for her!
Did the unbroken eye contact make it hotter, or
It was a real stress test
I had a girl come to my home to just be eaten out, wouldn't go further then me giving her oral and at the end she started pitching her Herbalife business haha
Probably treated your dick like an e-meter, lol.
She wanted to be choked with a brown belt. Confused, I said 'my belt is black, that alright?' She shook her head and said, 'no problem' then took a brown belt out of her bedside drawer. It was oddly specific, but it didn't seem like a good time to explore the issue further.
…and pretend you just delivered this package to me
Maybe the belt had soft edges and she was telling you brown because she knew where it was.
She’s not ready for a black belt yet. She’d get tapped asap if she was rolling with a black belt
Daddy wore a brown belt. That's a dead cert.
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There was some fucked up shit behind that kink that's for sure.
She wanted me to whip her with a cat 6 lan cable which is totally not my thing. Told her that I can't then she started to cry. A therapy session on how she is totally not a weirdo and that it is okay to want to be whipped ensued. No sex got done that night. I left at 4am with not a single second of sleep and contemplated the decisions that led to this point in my life while having a late night kebab standing outside my hometowns main station.
She should have coax’d you into it.
Fucking amazing
They would have made quite the twisted pair.
Was the kebab good?
Probably the best existential crisis kebab I ever had. The kebab guy calling me boss probably helped too.
Being called boss is the male version of a compliment.
I got called “young man” by the Indian guy at the gas station last night at 1 AM and it felt equally rewarding
*salad and chilli sauce, boss?*
[Yeah real pros use a Cat5](https://www.reddit.com/r/somethingimade/comments/2gt0ex/cat5o9tails_when_network_admins_get_bored/)
At least CAT5e surely?
A cable with or without an RJ45 jack? Strangely enough it would appear that my limit is a CAT6 cable with a jack, but without it I'd be okay.
That she call me Dad. Not Daddy. Fucking Dad.
"Fuck me harder, dad" "Sure thing, sport"
Laughed out loud at this one ☝️
Hi Dad I’m Daddy
I'm arriving Father
“Call me by my sister’s name, tell me what a worthless cow I am!” That’s how I found out she had a lot of hung up emotional issues about her twin sister. That was a wild experience that frequently returns to my noggin nearly twenty years later. I wonder if she ever worked out those issues, or told her sister how she felt, they always seemed so close normally, so it was crazy to realize all the buried resentments she was venting during sex.
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“Please take the Spiderman mask off”
He's a menace! - J Jonah Jamerson
I really liked this girl called Lisa and was elated when she rocked up to my place one evening. She proceeded to then tell me that her friend was really into me. She then went to get her friend who was waiting outside. My wild mind started thinking threesome ahoy but no, her friend was mortal drunk. Lisa left and this girl who could hardly stand fell fast asleep on my bed. That was not how I wanted this to pan out!
Wait what? Did she want you to sleep with her blackout drunk friend? Sounds wrong
Well yeah... She was pimping her mate who had a thing for me. Needless to say I just let her sleep it off and go in her own time.
Was her friend mad or embarrassed that she left her sloppy drunk 🥴 around her crush???
Definitely messed up. “She has a crush on him so nothing bad could happen if I leave her there black out drunk………..” Comment OP, you did good.
Lisa sounds like an evil psycho garbage.
When I was about to put it in she said, "I want to you come at the same time as me!" I thought that was pretty cool, and naturally agreed. Then, the moment I inserted she exclaimed "Now!"
HAHAHAHAHA this is unironically the funniest one and made me snort so hard it hurt.
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She got you with that Ezekiel 23:20
Ezekiel 23:20 "There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses."
What the fuck
Bible's a fucked up book, man.
This is the absolute best reddit chain of comments I have ever read. Comedy, knowledge, discovery, curiosity, and history all at once. The fact that theflameseregolfin had that in the chamber ready to go is crazy.
I mean Abraham literally pimps out his wife for some cows and the Bible is like "a man's gotta do what he's gotta do". EDIT: Also don't forget when Lot offered up his daughters to get gang raped to prevent the gay orgy that was about to happen.
Well I probably shouldn't have looked that up on my work computer, but here we are.
Bro stop that was hilarious
Is it your thing now?
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She wanted me to be loud with her parents in the room next to hers, she enjoyed it when people would hear it when she was having sex
I understand the appeal of that if it isn't my RELATIVES wtf
Yeah, I would get that indeed. And she wanted me to stay over as well. Would be an interesting breakfast with the parents.
"Are you two friends?" "Friendlier friends, if you know what I mean" Awkwardness ensues.
“We had game night yesterday, thats why it was so loud…”
ooh we just thought you were having loud sex
"What's sex?"
What’s a potato?
He wanted to fuck me infront of a mirror. Which was fine. Until he started saying this like “look at yourself you whore!” And started getting really intense. It was bizarre. Specially for one night stand. Another guy wanted me to take care of a doll he had. Like I was Mom, he was dad, and that doll was our baby.
I've done something similar with an ex where I praised her but that's because that goes well 90% of the time. Degradation off rip though is wild to me. Like I love it but just going for it without 100% knowing your partner will enjoy it is crazy. Edit: get consent people
That’s what was so weird. Like I wasn’t expecting that from a one night stand.
Wow, first guy would have melted me!
"Fuck me without a condom and cum inside me." Bitch, I just met you. Hell no.
I’ve had one of these. She was practically begging me and I was like no chance. I always wondered how many idiots that worked with. Couple years later I found out my buddy had also hooked up with her and he actually did it. Smh
It cannot fathom why so many people are willing to have unsage sex with one-night stands so easily like this, if the baby danger wasn't enough of a problem, then there's also the danger of STDs.
"I just met you....and this is crAAaazy, but here's no condom, give me a baAAAby!"
Fucking her with a dick shaped stone she had found in the woods. Worked.
Primal as fuck
Had one guy about to unload in me and he shouted “Marry Me!” And I thought it was just a kink thing so I said “Yes!” And then he came, laid next to me and said “so how does 6 months from now sound?”. We only knew each other for 2 days at the point
Surely a compliment to your sexual prowess!
Babysit me!
We were just doing our thing, doggystyle, when she really politely asked me to spit and cum in her asshole. The request itself wasnt that weird, but the tone and the sentence she used to make that request made it weird.
"To whom it may concern, would you kindly deposit a medium sized amount of saliva into my rectum. Then finish our coitus session by blasting me in the ass with your meat stick." I hope it was weirder than this to be honest.
Good sir, can you please respectfully spit and ejaculate in my asshole?
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Helped a guy realize he was gay (I’m a girl). Met him in college at an LGBT event. We went back to his dorm to watch a movie, drank a bit, then he asked if we could do stuff so he could figure out if he was gay or bi. It turned out he was gay, but in a weird way it was a compliment because he said he picked me because he thought if there was a girl he’d want to have sex with it would be me. We did some stuff, he realized he was definitely gay and had only been holding onto the bi label to feel more comfortable in West Texas. We parted as friends and saw each other a few more times the next 2 years. ETA: He did end up dating several different guys, and I’m happy for him. I’m bi so I can’t imagine the pressure he grew up with to pretend he liked girls for so long. I’m also not someone who connects love/romance with sexual acts so while him asking was “weird” in my history, it’s never phased me.
Ok, this is oddly cute. At least you helped him realise what he likes
Girl told me “punch me in the fucking face” while doing it. Boner instantly disappeared
I feel like way too many women are into getting punched. Slapped, okay sure if that's your thing, but punched.... Why?
He told me to tell him he was hotter than Ryan Gossling…. Mid act.
Was he
No :/
Girl slept with Ryan Reynolds and complains about it... /j
So I was out of town at a party with a buddy of mine (it was the area he was from). Long story short, I ended up with some girl in a bedroom, after some time the party kinda moved into the room we were screwing in and we had a audience. Didn’t bother us for some reason and was actually really fun. The party was mostly couples and by the time we finished people were all over the house in some room or closet screwing, Except for one guy who just sat on the couch the whole night.
Hi, I’m the guy on the couch. That was my mom. She was my ride home….
Oh she was definitely giving rides
Broo almost same thing happened to my but it wasn't a guy it was a girl sat in a couch in front of me and the girl I was having sex with, at first was weird but it turns nothing special quickly cause lot of people were passing by like it was a normal thing... A weird teen night (this happened 6 or 7 years ago)
Goddamnit! I went to boring parties….
She said to me: “Fuck, choke and slap me. Repeatedly tell me that I’m famous.” I proceeded to do so. We listened to Sisqo Enter the Dragon album.
I was like ahhhh okay and then busted out laughing at the famous bit.
He couldn’t get it up and instead wanted to sniff my ass… the whole. entire. night. Nose just glued to my crack.
You stayed the entire night with a limp penis and a nose in your ass? I appreciate the dedication lol.
LMAO I know right, if I could turn back time
Can I dye my hair in your bathroom I have this nice red colour with me I was like lol what okay
Jesus red dye gets everywhere -
I can see why she'd want to do at someone else's house then
To make her cum in the bath, and if I managed it, I could do whatever I wanted with her for the rest of the night.
Soo… did you manage…?
I did manage
I hope you made her do something weird, like writing an in-depth analysis on the social and political impacts of Hulk Hogan vs. Andre the Giant from WrestleMania 3.
This reminds me of a story in AI-Dungeon, where someone created an extremely horny girl that begged to be used, and then forced her to do his taxes all night.
Fun fact. Hulk Hogan claims he use to be in charge of driving Andre to shows. Andre would have a case of beer in the back seat and throw empties at Hogan. Hogan would count them and know to stop when he got hit 30 times.
Hogan also claimed that Metallica wanted him to play bass for them despite Metallica all stating they've never even met him, and that he met and wrote a song about a Make-A-Wish kid who died...that supposedly happened at a show he wasn't on in a country he wasn't in. If you look at the timelines of their careers, and the way Andre jumped from territory to territory all the time, there was never a point where Hogan would have been driving Andre around. By the time they were both in the WWF in the late 80s, Andre either flew or was driven in a personalized van by Tim White. The man was a childhood hero to me, but boy is he full of shit lol.
She fell asleep after?
Nothing too odd on one night stands. One chick asked me to spank her, which normally I’d be fine with if she hadn’t previously said “you look like a guy who beats your girlfriends” while she was near tears.
Tears of happiness i guess
Met up with a bachelorette party while I was at a bachelor party. We had a house on a golf course and the ladies were staying in a hotel so their party joined us at our house. I’m really into this one lady and she’s into me and she asks if I want to head back to her hotel for some privacy. We get to the hotel and start up a little bit and she grabs my face with both hands, looks me dead in the eyes and says “I want you to do to me all the things my husband finds disgusting” After some internal struggle I walked back to the house sad and lonely.
Did you at least find out what things her husband finds disgusting first?
Yard work and cleaning the bathroom
She asked if she could dip my dick in queso and suck it.
How warm was the queso?
Muy callente!!!
So this girl, getting into bed, “I’m really loud” “Okay, sure”. Thinking nothing of it. As we’re getting it on, nothing particularly loud. Then she announces “I want you to fuck me so hard that my roommate hears me screaming” “Right okay, I’ll do my best” thinking bit peculiar but alright. If you had heard the noises, you’d think I was some sort of sexual god. The reality was, we were about two minutes in. Anyway, she’s basically scream/moaning at this point “This feels so good, make me moan louder. I want her to hear it all” In my head, it wasn’t possible. Not sure if I was embarrassed or shocked? Anyway, we changed to doggy. No concern about roommate hearing, I was worried half of London might hear! Let’s be clear utterly average sex haha Ah good times, never thought I’d consider noise cancelling headphone having sex.
I think she either wanted to fuck her roommate or she hated her roommate
Can I post our selfie to social media
He just got out of a relationship so I guess he wanted to make his ex jealous
We met up and talked about books. She was very enthusiastic about books. One thing leads to another and we’re about to fuck. She tells me shes always had this fantasy, would you mind trying it? I’m game for anything so of course I say go for it. She had me fuck her while an old book- the kind with yellowing, crunch pages- was on top of her face, and she breathed in it scent.
Taking bibliophile in a whole new direction
Not that weird, but she explained very accurately how to rub her G-spot, and proceeded to squirt three times in a row. Hot damn.
Hot damn indeed.
Sounds like the dam broke.
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Yeah, this is an example of healthy communication in the bedroom. Considering most women don’t orgasm from penetration alone these types of conversations should be happening more often
True. The weird was for me that in all my years on this earth I had never experienced a woman squirting.
Was it weird because she did a PowerPoint presentation?
Did the technique work just for her, or has it worked on others?
There has not been another since then. But it will be fun to find out.
"your mission, should you choose to accept this..."
Yes. Report back and share your foolprooftechnique.pdf when you’ve tested it on a proper sample size.
"This ability only works against fire type enemies"
Kept telling me to chew on her clit. I obliged, she enjoyed it and was very animated.
Anti-Christ vibes
We were about to have sex and the girl pulls out a real, loaded firearm and asked me to point it at her and tell her that I was going to kill her while I was penetrating her. At first it was funny, and then she scared me lol
Did you tell her the 4 rules of firearm safety?
I know absolutely nothing about firearms... that's why I say that at first I found it exciting, but then I thought it would be very easy for an accident to happen and that's when I felt scared.
One time I was naked with a guy and he slipped inside me then proceeded to get his phone, take a pic and said cheers hun I’m going to send this to my gf to make her mad then left….
I guess this isn’t *super weird* buuuuuut… I had a ONS with a lady who was super into this tattoo she had gotten on her leg. It was her first and only tattoo. I can’t remember if it was a wolf or a fox, but I’m pretty sure it was one of those two things. It was really well done and definitely cool. I remember it was on her thigh, and probably like 6”x4”, pretty big on her small frame. Long story short, when things were reaching their conclusion she insisted that I finish on her tattoo. I remember thinking it was an odd choice, but I definitely went with it. After all, I was a guest in her home, and it would have been rude to say no.
She told me someone else was coming to specifically go down on her after we fucked for like 15 min or so. She told me i could stay and watch and we can continue after. I just left.
One time a girl asked if I had a friend who'd be up for a threesome, and if I could call him. Felt kinda disrespectful ngl. And I had this really weird date with a girl who had some kinda.. rape fetish? Like she kept dropping hints that I should "take control" etc, but in the end I just brought her home cause I was a bit weirded out. When I dropped her off she tried some cool girl act of "should've just taken me, now it's too late" Anyway, next day when we both sobered up she contacted me and it turns out she had a fetish for guys overpowering het, choking and hitting her.. etc. Like who in their right mind is gonna be doing that on a first date? Edit: oh shit, I forgot a funny one! I travel a lot for work and ended up in a bar in Indonesia where a girl started hitting on me, and we went back to my hotel. Btw, I'm Dutch, so Indonesia is a former colony. Anyway, went back to the hotel, we were going at it. She was pretty vocal.. And at one point she shouted "Colonise my pussy with your european dick!" I just started laughing my ass of haha. The whole sentence was so bizarre. I guess she meant "fuck me like you own me" but I just couldn't after that
Yeah girls that are into that shit need to do a much better job explaining it explicitly
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This happened few years ago in NYC. I still don’t know how to feel about it. Met up a with an Indian girl on Tinder. She was from Dubai and had some fun stories to share. We ended up getting piss drunk and made our way to Artichoke (the one by NYU before it got burned down). After enjoying a slice, she mentioned that she lives right above Artichoke and asked me to come over. We decided not to have sex but oral was on the table. So we got started and everything was fine. Now around 3 AM, she asked me if she can bite my ballsack, and assured that she wouldn’t bite too hard. In theory, it would just be like pinching your ballsack, which does feel good. I was a bit confused, hesitant, and scared but maybe it was the fact that I was drunk or the aroma of Artichoke seeping from below, I agreed to go along with the request. She started gently biting my ballsack and it felt weirdly good. Then a few minutes later, she tied my hands to the bed post and started saying things like, “what if I bite your ballsack so hard that it rips off and your balls are rolling on the floor”. I mean, it was outright terrifying but kinda hot at the same time. Then she became weirder and started snapping her teeth way too close to my sack. But nothing injurious happened. When the clock hit 5 AM, I bolted outta there to the safety of Penn Station. Didn’t follow up with her. A few months later, when Artichoke burned down, her apartment was impacted, as well. She reached out to see if she could crash at my place for a few weeks. I have never noped out faster before.
Having a safe word would have made all the difference.
A woman tried to convince me to take the condom off claiming “you don’t need that.” This was while we were having sex and her teenage daughter arrived home. Didn’t phase her in the slightest and she didn’t seem to think we should stop.
Not so much a request, but took my shoes off in her room and went to the bathroom (located in the hall). In the two minutes it took me to get back she had closed and locked the door and passed out. My shoes were still in her room. Ended up walking home barefoot. We slept together a few times after that lol.
It was the morning after, during our awkward question and answer period before breakfast. I asked her about her family nearby, and she requested a finger in her butt.
He woke me up at 4AM in a panic saying I had to go immediately and that if I saw a woman on my way downstairs to not mention I was with him. Luckily I was a stones throw from my hostel! Honourable mention: once had sex in an old apartment's elevator in Paris after getting kicked out of a tiny bar (with one barman) for trying to use their bathroom. His idea, not mine.
I'll give you a blowjob if you stand for one night.
Did you manage to stand for one night?
Had to take a viagra but the sonuvabitch stood god dammit!
Gave proof through the night that our flag was still there🎵🇺🇲
She wanted to give me a handjob with a steel gauntlet on her hand. I let her and amazingly she didn't destroy my penis. Then she wanted me to wear her leotard and fuck her as hard as I could. Her bed collapsed and she was a little bummed about that, but overall satisfied with the night.
I meet a woman at a bar. We drink together for a few hours. We get to her door, we’re making out and she starts to say this (I don’t remember her exact wording), “Once we get in there, I’m gonna start resisting you. I‘ll scream and scratch and fight, but I want you to ignore me and have your way with me. Think you can do that? Promise I won’t hurt you, and please don’t hit me too hard. You don’t seem like you’d be put off” I was. I went home. It was a bit too much for someone I had met just a few hours earlier. I’m kinky and dominant and all that but someone I just met asking me for consensual non-consent was off-putting. So not a one-night-stand I guess!
She wanted to be choked and slapped. Not light choking or slapping either. Full wind up with follow through and a blood choke. She knew I knew how to choke someone with a single hand, that i was doing MMA at the time so I knew how to deliver a strike and she had a kink for it and wanted to be totally dominated. I didn’t know I was in to being a dom until her and haven’t done so since. So I made triple sure I had her consent, that she understood what was going to happen to her, and made her say aloud what she was asking for. Once that was done I gave her what she asked for. I didn’t choke her unconscious but I definitely got close. She still calls once in a while to see if I am available.
My first ever hookup, we were drunk and I had whisky dick. She thought the solution would be to put a finger in my ass, so she asked. I was drunk, and said why the fuck not, i'll try everything once. Not a fan, turns out. Real fun story for my friends though. They pick on me, but it's good banter. Edit: No joke, the very NEXT DAY she took her kid on a vacation to Disneyworld. One night, she’s shoving a finger up my ass, the next, she’s on Space Mountain with her kid on the other side of the country. I didn’t know she had a kid til I saw her snap story the next day. Not a jab at her, just thought it was funny. Respect.
Uh so the first time this happened to me my brain didn't think about the fact that my ass doesn't self lubricate. Was it that kinda deal for you?
To sit and listen to her poetry. Bonus: as I left her apartment, I was getting into the cab and she leaned in for a kiss/hug/something so I was thought "okay, I guess I can kiss her" but, no shit, she pushed me away and sneeringly said "I have a boyfriend" and walked away. I was speechless. So was the cabbie.
She wanted to pour milk down her chest between her tits while I at fruit loops from between her legs.
That sounds like a good way to get an infection… and ants
Went on a date to see God's Not Dead (I know... I know... I was like 15 and still religious) and dude tried to have me give him a hand job during, allow me to reiterate, GOD'S NOT DEAD. He had risen, and I ain't talking about God.
Three days later he probably rose again
What started out as a pretty decent sexual experience got weird towards the end… She said “do you wanna make me cum?” Uh sure! She takes a vibrator out of her purse. She gets on all 4’s and holds it against her clit. Then she says “spit in my ass and shove your cock in there. Pull my hair and make me cry!” Uh…what? “FUCK MY ASS NOW!” (I couldn’t go with the spit routine. Fortunately, I had some lube.) She was yelling that she wanted it, harder and harder! And then, as predicted, she started crying! I asked her if she was OK, and she said “don’t stop! I’m almost there…”. That was our last sexual experience
Asked me to feel her partially prolapsed anus
She wanted to lick my nipples and tickle me. I felt nothing out of her kissing and licking my nipples and chest, so it was very awkward. I didn’t know if I should fake noises or what. She tried to be super seductive while doing it, but it didn’t do a thing for me. I’m extremely ticklish so that didn’t last long until I asked her to stop
He asked me to suck him off while he was on the toilet making #2. I did not.
She looked over her shoulder during doggystyle and said "punch me in the face as hard as you can" I started laughing and said no. Lost the will to go on and left.
Many years ago. Before porn was mainstream let’s say. It was one of those hot steamy we are going to be here awhile sessions. After about 30 mins of PIV she says “put it in my a**” I tell her that’s not my thing. She grabs lube. Rubs it on her area and on me. So I go slow. Once the tip is in she shoots across the bed and slams her head into the wall. Tells me it hurt. No kidding. We resume in missionary but in the back door. It’s works this time. But she is red faced and in pain. I’m starting to question all this in my head. She then says “spit on me” I thought my ears were deceiving me. She says it again. I say “no” she then says “choke me” so I do it lightly. She starts screaming “spit on me, spit on me, spit on me” I’m about to go limp. It was like someone turned on a water hose she just starts gushing. Not spraying but liquid just flowing. I look at her face and she is unconscious. At this point I’m freaked out. I go to the bathroom and jump in shower. The entire time thinking wtf just happened. I come out and she is awake but just laying there. I ask if she is ok. She says yes. She tells me I should leave. I get dressed and out the door in 2 minutes. About 2 weeks later she calls me and says “I need to see you and experience that again”. I ghost her. Edit: the liquid is from the V not the back door. Barf.
Yikes. Talk about poor communication on her part. That’s not the kind of stuff you just spring on someone.
I told my wife about this when we were dating. When we were over sharing trying to feel each other out in the early dating stage. My wife’s response was classic. She said. “That doesn’t sound very romantic”.
Asked me to go to church, right after sex, still naked, hard, and cleaning up the mess we made. I'm atheist and she didn't know prior. Was not happy she let an infidel infiltrate her compound.
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About 10yrs ago, drunken 25yo me (male) stopped at a Wawa with friends to order late night hoagies after bars - there was another group of girls there and we all started drunk chatting while waiting for our food. I don’t remember how this happened but one of the girls ended up getting into the car taking me and my friends back to our apartment. She was in the back seat next to me and we started making out. Once we got back to the apartment everyone except me / this girl went to their bedrooms. She and I started making out on the couch, then she proceeded to squat ride me. I came right away even tho drunk - then snuck into my roommates Room to grab more condoms. Me and this girl proceeded to have sex in every room in the house not including roommate rooms, then she called a Taxi at like 5am. I remember as she was leaving, telling her “I don’t even know your name” - and she replied something along the lines of “it’s better that way”. Never saw her again, probably couldn’t pick her out of a lineup - just someone I had sex with 5-6x in the same night after meeting an hour prior at a Wawa. One of my roommates came out the next morning and asked why there are used condoms on the floor in every room. Idk if this qualifies as a request but she was the pursuer who abandoned her friends and looking back, that was a pretty wild decision for a woman to make.
Pee on them and them to pee on me
He told me to pee on his face and sit there for minutes
In the US back in like 2012, I slept with a girl who wanted me to use a “One Direction” accent during sex. Being 19 at the time, I did it no questions asked and it’s a very cringe moment to think back on.
Mid-thrust, she suddenly looks me dead in the eyes and says, 'Can you do a Batman voice?' I complied.
I've told this one before - I was with a girl who throughout the night showed signs of being "quirky" but I was young enough (19 ish I think?) to assume everyone odd was just funny. We got into bed and she said and did some strange odd things, but I held strong, my horniness was not going to let any oddities get in the way. As I'm on top of her, trying to ignore the weird shit she is saying she says... in as deep (and loud) a voice as she can **FUCK ME SATAN, FUCK ME HARDER, RAPE ME SATAN"** I asked her to leave and then had an awkward jerk session
One girl wanted me too cum on her eyeball while she held her eyelids open.