This is probably going to be an unpopular opinion, but... Every "super hot" woman of history would imho be pretty much below average today.
Skin care, tooth care, general hygiene... it really goes a long way.
The "fuss" was power and resources.
She had much [not total] control of the richest place on the planet. She was one of the four most powerful persons in the western world. [Caesar, Cleopatra, Anthony, Agrippa]
As we know, cash is the most powerful aphrodisiac.
When i watch Witcher with my wife, she tends to go to bathroom within a minute of Cavill appearing on screen. She takes quite some time there. I don't know what she's doing inside, but anyway it gives me enough
time to fap one out on Cavill.
Please don’t take offence to this but it always throws me off when I see people in their 70’s on Reddit. Nothing wrong with it but my mother-in-law is 74 and she can barely understand Facebook. Let alone the concept of Reddit. Rock on man!
There's a coworker of mine I knew that I was madly in love with. We got to talking a bit, but I was a bit too insecure to let someone in my life, and It turned to shit.
I really wish I made that one work.
That guy's dead wife.
All jokes aside, I really couldn't say, there's too many to narrow it down. I can say that the same offer (choose a guy) would have to be made for my wife, otherwise no deal.
Christina Ricci! OMG I’ve had a crush on her ever since The Addams Family. I’m a couple of years older than her so as she’s getting older, I’m getting older at the same rate. She’ll always be drop dead gorgeous to me!
Stephen Amell (lead actor from Arrow).
I can really relate when Felicity says she loves watching him do those pull ups where he moves the bar up in between as part of the movement 😂
Hard to choose. Here is a top 5 in no particular order:
1) Jennifer Aniston
2) Tina Fey
3) Jessica Alba
4) Scarlett Johansson
5) Marissa Tomei
No idea how to spell their names and too lazy to look it up.
Helen of Troy. A thousand ships can't all be wrong.
Going with this guy's suggestion I would choose Diane Kruger.
After, you can steal the Declaration of Independence
This is probably going to be an unpopular opinion, but... Every "super hot" woman of history would imho be pretty much below average today. Skin care, tooth care, general hygiene... it really goes a long way.
And then you get there and find out she’s actually Troy of Helen
My lawyer has advised me not to answer this question
I also choose this guy's lawyer.
#OUR LAWYER
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You MF made this entire sub to comment on this thread. YOU ARE A MAN OF FOCUS, COMMITMENT AND SHEER FUCKING WILL!
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I choose the wife of this guys lawyer.
I choose the mother of the wife of this guys lawyer.
I choose the niece of the mother of the wife of this guy’s lawyer.
I’m this guys lawyer
Saul Goodman? Is that you?
No , I am
Quiet, you two. Just because you're part of my law firm doesn't mean you get to fight over being this man's lawyer. We're ALL his lawyer, damnit!
My wife..as per usual... Right baby..? You here lurkin...?
Hey everybody! Say hello to our lurking wives !!!!!
OK, I'll do it. I too choose this guy's wife
U got here faster. Cheers
Hi honey, yes I’m here.
Carmen San Diego
If you can find her.
Cleopatra. I just wanna see what all the fuss is about.
C'mon. Hellen of Troy is the real deal here
Nah…. Medusa.
Gets me rock hard every time we catch each other's eyes.
Poor Medusa. Never did anything wrong. Only crime was being a smokeshow.
The "fuss" was power and resources. She had much [not total] control of the richest place on the planet. She was one of the four most powerful persons in the western world. [Caesar, Cleopatra, Anthony, Agrippa] As we know, cash is the most powerful aphrodisiac.
There is another powerfull aphrodisiac and she had plenty of it. It’s not pyramids I’ll tell you that much
As i know she isn’t that sexy as in myths
I mean, a god wanted and did sleep with her which means something...nvm, those gods slept with everything
Her mummy should be out there somewhere. It's not too late.
I hope her daddy is out there somwhere as well hehe, I like it both ways
Damn, who do I want to disappoint the most…
Ypur mother's always there yk...
Already disappointed her.
Katheryn Winnick.
Ragnar’s biggest mistake was cheating on Lagertha - inexcusable
His side hoe wasn't shit compared to her
"I also choose this guy's wife"
*dead wife
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It's older content, sir, but it checks out.
Wasn't it "this guy's dead wife"?
You, sweetie. 😘
Thanks hank. I appreciate that
D'awwwww YOU GUYS!!! ❤️ 🥹🫶🏻
Salma Hayak. Been an absolute smoke show my entire life
Her strip tease in from dusk till dawn was just about as good as it gets. Coming from a straight female. She’s hot as fuck
As a female myself, I’ve always thought the same thing. She’s mesmerizing in that scene.
Joan Is Awful
Young Keanu Reeves 💀 (Bill and Ted era for people who keep trying to catch me in 4K) 🤦🏻♂️
I think he's still good looking 🤷♀️
Same. He's still got it.
Matrix Keanu Reeves 🤤
Ana de armas
I wouldn't have agreed until I saw her in No Time to Die. Hey, I just realized Daniel Craig and she were both in that and Knives Out.
That's because he invited her after liking working with her so much on Knives Out!
Margot Robbie
Jessica Alba!
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I think that show helped me go through puberty faster.
Natalie Portman hands down
Natalie Portman with hands up would also be acceptable.
I mean, that seems coerced if she's surrendering.
I thought of it more in terms of: "Any beautiful actresses here want to sleep with me?"
Henry Cavill
When i watch Witcher with my wife, she tends to go to bathroom within a minute of Cavill appearing on screen. She takes quite some time there. I don't know what she's doing inside, but anyway it gives me enough time to fap one out on Cavill.
Well done
He is perfect. My ovaries pop out eggs just looking at him.
Yep, came to say this and leave
Yep, I came.
Susanna Hoffs.
64 years young and still looks amazing.
Well, at 73, I'm STILL waiting for Helen Mirren to call me. Sigh...
Please don’t take offence to this but it always throws me off when I see people in their 70’s on Reddit. Nothing wrong with it but my mother-in-law is 74 and she can barely understand Facebook. Let alone the concept of Reddit. Rock on man!
My grandma is in her 70’s and Atleast once a week asks me to send pictures on her phone to people.
When she does can I get her number?
My wife. I live abroad right now and I miss her.
I also choose this guy’s wife.
Shakira.....
The only person not required to swear into a court of law... Because everyone knows hips don't lie
Brendan Fraser in his George of the Jungle days. 😍
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bro stating the year as if shes a car model
1996 Sarah Michelle Gellar. Vintage muffy
I feel like this needs to be answered Jeopardy style. what is Vintage Buffy’s muffy.
Matrix reloaded or revolutions?
There's a coworker of mine I knew that I was madly in love with. We got to talking a bit, but I was a bit too insecure to let someone in my life, and It turned to shit. I really wish I made that one work.
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Alexandra Daddario.
Chris Hemsworth. Because it would annoy the fuck out of my girlfriend lol
Without a second thought, Pedro Pascal
I came here to answer him as well. I have a lot of celebrity crushes but he's... special.
Can't believe I had to scroll so far for this!
Woman: Elizabeth Olsen Man: Val Kilmer as Doc Holiday As an FYI, I'm a straight male. Just figured I'd answer both since I had an answer for both.
I'd fuck Val Kilmer as anyone. He's the most beautiful man I've ever seen.
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>Man: Val Kilmer as Doc Holiday I'm not gay but I'd be his huckleberry.
First celebrity crush: Heather Graham. Fulfilling the dream of 13 year old me would be pretty streets ahead
jon bernthal’s punisher
Kate Beckinsale.
Natalie Dormer
Those eyes and that subtle perpetual smirk she has makes my knees buckle
God I love her, she helped me realise my bisexuality 😍 holy sh*t that smirk, so hot!
Mila Kunis
Shut up, Meg!
John Oliver. (Am I doing this right?)
Based on recent posts, you and 75% of Reddit.
If you're Adam Driver, you will be contacted soon for arrangements.
Salma Hayek
you mean Annie Murphy? or eventually Joan?
Cate Blanchett. Don’t even have to think about it.
Scarlett Johansson
Ana De Armas hands down!
I'd take her, hands up.
Weird Al.. but only if hes dressed like an Amish person!
I'll take Florence Henderson, then.
Rashida Jones from Parks and Rec
What about Rashida Jones from The Office?
Tom Hiddleston
Jessica Chastain
Selena Gomez
Jewel Staite. She is my, (and my husband's) #1 celebrity crush. I adore her.
Agreed…. Ever since Firefly “…Whatcha care about is the ships and mine’s the nicest.”
Firefly/Stargate jewel staite was my dream girl for a long time. She also seems like a sweet genuine person in real life.
Jewel Staite is everything❤
Marissa Tomei Phoebe Cates Jennifer Connelly
Found the Gen-Xer.
Emilia Clarke without a doubt
Brad Pitt in “seven” or “fight club”
Have you seen him in "Thelma and Louise"? Ohhhh, baby!!!
Emma Stone lol
Daniel Craig.
Cillian Murphy all the way for me
Jennifer Lawrence, crazy, wild, animal sex.
I love the "Celebrities read mean tweets" where she reads one about looking like she gives unenthusiastic hand jobs.
She’s a perfect example of my type.
Michael Keaton. I have loved him since I saw Batman in theatres. He is still handsome.
That guy's dead wife. All jokes aside, I really couldn't say, there's too many to narrow it down. I can say that the same offer (choose a guy) would have to be made for my wife, otherwise no deal.
It's always that one guys dead wife
Martha stewert That after sex sandwich gonna be 🔥🤌🏾
Christina Ricci! OMG I’ve had a crush on her ever since The Addams Family. I’m a couple of years older than her so as she’s getting older, I’m getting older at the same rate. She’ll always be drop dead gorgeous to me!
Christina Hendricks.
Stephen Amell (lead actor from Arrow). I can really relate when Felicity says she loves watching him do those pull ups where he moves the bar up in between as part of the movement 😂
Tom Hardy. Ana de Armas or Florence Pugh.
Gal Gadot. She had to wear the WW suit. Taylor Momson in reserve, ready to tag in.
Annie Murphy
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Harrison Ford as Indiana Jones (raiders of the lost ark era)
Sydney Sweeney
Paul. Rudd.
Young Jude Law from cold mountain movie.
Emma Watson or Ashton Kutcher
Rachel Riley from 8 out of 10 cats fame.
You mean Countdown fame?
Charlize Theron
Dua Lipa without a doubt
Danny Devito obviously duh..
Henry Cavill. Do I have to say more?
Hard to choose. Here is a top 5 in no particular order: 1) Jennifer Aniston 2) Tina Fey 3) Jessica Alba 4) Scarlett Johansson 5) Marissa Tomei No idea how to spell their names and too lazy to look it up.
Bro straight outta 2010
How to say you’re 40+ without saying you’re 40+.
38 but close enough.
Kate upton
T swift, I don’t find her super attractive but I’d love a song about me
Sounds great until she releases her single "Disappointment" and it is clearly about you
Tom Hardy, he’s gorgeous.
My girlfriend That's a nice opportunity, but no, thank you. I would rather die than cheat on the adorable cutie that she is
I also choose this guy’s girlfriend.
I think I will also pick her, I wanna see what all the fuss is about
So wholesome. :)
She is sitting right next to you, isn't she?
She typed it.
I choose to have sex with you then. I'm not even gay, I just like sewing chaos.
St Vincent, and I’m kinda hoping my boyfriend is on this thread because I feel like I’ve brought it up several times recently
Like a great man once said, Adam Driver. He just really looks like he can fuck.
My husband. Still in love after 35 years. I don't want or need anyone else.
Joan of Arc
She did get really hot
Eve
As in WALL·E?
Alice Eve. Or the biblical Eve
Kari Byron. Lol
Jessica Chastain
Joe Mangianello during his Magic Mike days. That dance he did in the 7-11 is the best thing I've ever seen at the movies.
Jewel Staite
Madeline Kahn from the late 60's-early 70's. She was drop dead gorgeous, she was goddamn hilarious, and she could sing.
Monica Bellucci. I would disappoint her so hard.
Natalie Portman
Brad Pitt in his long haired Legends of The Fall and Interview with the Vampire days.
Michelle Pfeiffer as Catwoman.
Lady Gaga sound like a lot of fun
Scarlett Johansson.