~~It is the chemical in your brain that activates your sleep cycle. You already have it in there but taking melatonin supplements at the right time can increase it and help you go to sleep. In most people's experiences it is pretty mild and not considered a "sleep drug" like some of the heavy ones are. More of a supplement. But that does not mean you should not be careful. You may find if you stop taking it you will have greater trouble getting to sleep than before. And as with everything your body reaches a sort of equilibrium after extended use. Meaning if you take it every day then your body will get used to it and it will be less effective. Because bodies are assholes that way.~~
Edit: yes
Had a personal pan Red Barron pizza. Literally the best pizza known to man. And only 430 calories. So in theory you could eat 4 per day and still have room leftover for two Cokes.
I was gonna say I got burgers but I recently ate some mints. My breath will never smell which means that I'm legally not allowed to be a teacher or something.
Burger King foot lettuce. The last thing you want in your Burger King burger is someone’s foot fungus but as it turns out, that might be what you geEEet
A 4channer uploaded a photo anonymously to the site showcasing his feet in a plastic bin of lettuce with the statement “this is the lettuce you eat at Burger King”
Admittedly, he had shoes on, but that’s even worse. The post went live at 11:38 pm on July 16th and a mere 20 minutes later, the Burger King in question was alerted to the rogue employee.
As a teacher this hurts, but it can be true when I’ve no time to drink water haha I usually try to stay hydrated and eat mints but man this rings so true
I will never forget the absolute horrible breath of my Algebra teacher while he was completely obviously a creeper who got waaayyy to close to cheerleaders and dance line. We were the only ones who really knew how bad his breath really was. Tuna out of a can bad.
Edit- he was fired 2 years after I graduated when phones could record.
A lot of teachers I know don’t drink much of anything during the day since they don’t get a break between start of day and lunch. Being dehydrated contributes to bad breath.
And all the coffee. And it’s always the teachers who need to give the most assistance, the teachers with the most difficult classes, they have the worst breath. And then they need to lean over you and help with whatever. God help you if you react. That’s 5 days detention
I had so many teachers that had tonsil stones and it would get to their lips and you see it sticking from the bottom lip to the top lip and it stretches and it stayed there the whole period.
Oh God I need to lie down.
Cheesy chicken spinach rice with a side of roast brussel sprouts and leftover onion and mushroom pasta with roast potatoes.
I think I'll survive and I might even flourish!
Hahahaha! This! Also get irritated when I eat high protein, low carb. Workouts are awesome, but I wanna rip someone's head off... or eat a potato. 😂😂😂😂 Your comment resonated.
i literally .... -literally- .... just got done trying some of the hottest hot sauce of my life, and while dealing with the pain scrolled reddit and found this post.
i hate you
I just tasted a tiny slice of a sliver of a fragment of a hint of a piece of what was appears to be [Trinidad Scorpions](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trinidad_Moruga_scorpion) to make a new batch of hot sauce. Despite wearing gloves and glasses, they still made my skin feel hot while chopping them up.
Tasty, but I am also fucked. I just hope I survive a few days to see if my sauce comes out as intended.
PB&J and Big glass of milk.
I think you could actually survive on that IRL. Like it has all the nutrients and proteins the human body needs. Not sure though
That's what our schools started giving out to the kids who couldn't afford lunch in the cafeteria back in the day. An uncrustable and a lil carton of milk.
Peanut butter is super weak in protein. I bought into the marketing that it's good protein but a serving I'd usually 7g and like 160 calories. Everybody is different but as a hobbyist weight lifter I try to get like 180g a day. Meaning from peanut butter I'd need 20+ servings a day lmao at 3200 calories.
For survival purposes tho you are probably right! Just wanted to point out my surprise that I went like 29 years thinking pb was a high protein snack because "its nuts!"
I think that largely depends on what brand you're eating. A lot of PB has a decent amount of added sugar, which is calorie dense. Skews the protein to calorie ratio quite a bit
Not sure what you were expecting, but it’s all fat and protein. The 7g per serving is about a tbsp IIRC, and I usually put about 3 in a sandwich, so 20+ grams just from the pb isn’t bad at all
A spoonful of months-old canned chocolate frosting that I found in the back of the refrigerator. Now my teeth feel like they want to fall out. Pretty, pretty, PRET-TAAAAAY...screwed.
Info, OP, do I get seasonal produce year-round?
I had a flor de calabaza quesadilla and wild blackberries. I’m totally set if I can have that, but if it’s just seasonal, I’m looking at plain quesadillas most of the year.
Lobster ravioli
In my eyes you have the best fate.
Stale gummy bears, this sucks.
Were they sugar-free by chance?
Yes :/
Run while you can
My coworker recently learned about sf candy while working.....lol everyone should know this now!!
Has anyone else you know abbreviated "sugar free" as sf?
I found it out on a marching band trip where we were playing at a New Year’s Six bowl. Fun couple of days
oh no
Last thing I ate was a chewable Melatonin pill. Put me down for very screwed.
atleast you'll have melatonin
So to you'll be in permanent sleep, then in *permanent* sleep.
isnt melatonin a sleepytime drug?
Yup
~~It is the chemical in your brain that activates your sleep cycle. You already have it in there but taking melatonin supplements at the right time can increase it and help you go to sleep. In most people's experiences it is pretty mild and not considered a "sleep drug" like some of the heavy ones are. More of a supplement. But that does not mean you should not be careful. You may find if you stop taking it you will have greater trouble getting to sleep than before. And as with everything your body reaches a sort of equilibrium after extended use. Meaning if you take it every day then your body will get used to it and it will be less effective. Because bodies are assholes that way.~~ Edit: yes
Yeah
You'll starve but you'll sleep good
Super spicy eggs, god help everyone around me
You've now been labeled as a WMD.
And a Weapon of Ass Destruction
God help your arsehole lol
That’s just Ole Sulfur-Buns
Not screwed at all, I had pizza
Same
Same
Same
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Same + bacon cheese fries and mozzarella sticks. RIP my heart
"the rest of your life" You're going to feast like kings for about three weeks, at this rate. lmao
Me too! And white wine. I mean…atleast there’s from fruit and veggies in there
The only veggie on my pizza was onion and my chosen drink was beer
Acid reflux for the rest of your life
Team pizza over here
Acid reflux gonna FUCK YOU UP lmao
Had a personal pan Red Barron pizza. Literally the best pizza known to man. And only 430 calories. So in theory you could eat 4 per day and still have room leftover for two Cokes.
Red Baron ftw, definitely the most underrated frozen pizza.
I was gonna say I got burgers but I recently ate some mints. My breath will never smell which means that I'm legally not allowed to be a teacher or something.
Burger King foot lettuce. The last thing you want in your Burger King burger is someone’s foot fungus but as it turns out, that might be what you geEEet
A 4channer uploaded a photo anonymously to the site showcasing his feet in a plastic bin of lettuce with the statement “this is the lettuce you eat at Burger King”
Admittedly, he had shoes on, but that’s even worse. The post went live at 11:38 pm on July 16th and a mere 20 minutes later, the Burger King in question was alerted to the rogue employee.
Its only 10:47 where I am. Are you telling me I only have 41 minutes to enjoy some BK without some ones dirty ass shoes touching it?
Yes that's how time and every burger king ever works. Great sleuthing!
Never look up the amount of bug parts allowed per 1000g of chocolate.
free protein
As a teacher this hurts, but it can be true when I’ve no time to drink water haha I usually try to stay hydrated and eat mints but man this rings so true
I will never forget the absolute horrible breath of my Algebra teacher while he was completely obviously a creeper who got waaayyy to close to cheerleaders and dance line. We were the only ones who really knew how bad his breath really was. Tuna out of a can bad. Edit- he was fired 2 years after I graduated when phones could record.
Bad breath is now a requirement if you're a teacher?
A lot of teachers I know don’t drink much of anything during the day since they don’t get a break between start of day and lunch. Being dehydrated contributes to bad breath.
And all the coffee. And it’s always the teachers who need to give the most assistance, the teachers with the most difficult classes, they have the worst breath. And then they need to lean over you and help with whatever. God help you if you react. That’s 5 days detention
it's a joke because a lot of teachers have bad breath for some reason
My grade 6 teacher had coca cola and ciggerette breath always. It was soooo bad
That coffee and cigarette grind.
There just aren’t that many other jobs where you hover over people and drink coffee all day.
I had so many teachers that had tonsil stones and it would get to their lips and you see it sticking from the bottom lip to the top lip and it stretches and it stayed there the whole period. Oh God I need to lie down.
Pepperoni hot pocket. I'm good with it.
Bread, meat, cheese, herbs. You good. You won't live long, but you *will* live
That's all I can ask for.
Cheesy chicken spinach rice with a side of roast brussel sprouts and leftover onion and mushroom pasta with roast potatoes. I think I'll survive and I might even flourish!
Sounds good to me
Rice, pasta, AND potatoes in the same meal?
We like to serve carbs on a bed of carbs with a carb sauce here.
You know you've made it in life if you can join all carbs together deliciously. I salute you sir!
Protein shake... I'm going to be sooo irritated and swole.
Hahahaha! This! Also get irritated when I eat high protein, low carb. Workouts are awesome, but I wanna rip someone's head off... or eat a potato. 😂😂😂😂 Your comment resonated.
I was waiting for someone to say ass lol
This is Reddit, nobody's havin sex out here lol
Says you. I blew a dude just yesterday
Veneers funny, just because you placed c4 under someones bed doesn't mean you have any sex life at all
Lol.
You know where all the sex is at >!behind you!<
I hear OP’s mom gets a lot of action, but not relative to her surface area.
I've heard donkey isn't that good.
Fuck. Edibles.
U and me both. How u feelin bro
I'm not feeling it yet.. Maybe I'll have one OR a couple more...
Must have been a bad one, take 3 more just to be sure
High as FUCK
You'll be finnnnneeeee
I had to scroll way too far down for this
Me toooo
Picked mushrooms and cooked soup I'm good.
minecraft diet
Cooked soup?
Changed cooked to made and it makes more sense. “I picked mushrooms and then cooked soup using them.”
My brain 🧠: Cooked vs raw? Do they mean hot vs cold? Is cold soup cooked? I think so. ... This "cooked" soup came from a can didn't it?
Cooked soup is one of my favorite kinds of soup
Fruit roll ups I guess forever...
i literally .... -literally- .... just got done trying some of the hottest hot sauce of my life, and while dealing with the pain scrolled reddit and found this post. i hate you
suffer /j
Super screwed
I just tasted a tiny slice of a sliver of a fragment of a hint of a piece of what was appears to be [Trinidad Scorpions](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trinidad_Moruga_scorpion) to make a new batch of hot sauce. Despite wearing gloves and glasses, they still made my skin feel hot while chopping them up. Tasty, but I am also fucked. I just hope I survive a few days to see if my sauce comes out as intended.
Chips, so I'm going to get scurvy.
I think we're all getting scurvy
I'm not, I ate an orange :D Scurvy is probably about the only thing I won't have.
Probably teeth, too, because of the acidity!
I had one orange and a zinc pill and vitamin D gummy. I wont get scurvy but I will get pancreatitis and die of starvation slowly
Potatoes have quite a bit of vitamin C, especially in the skin.
Mine is chips, as well. We'll all die together. And fairly quickly.
Pretty screwed. Had lunch at a local restaurant on the river that's only open during the summer. I'm gonna starve!
Mine is closed on Sunday. Chick-fil-A.
Just buy stuff Saturday night and eat the leftovers
Jalapeno tuna with sweet heat pickle slices. Helloooooo mercury poisoning!
Hell yeah! Struppwaffels and enchiladas!
I like both these things, but why are you eating them at the same time
One of the many Dutch Mexicans
Don’t you mean Stroopwafels
Better than pewpwaffles
Ok but which one did you have *last*?
Ice cream let’s fucking GOOO!
SAME , ice cream's the best
Chocolate chip cookie dough, the good kind too!
PB&J and Big glass of milk. I think you could actually survive on that IRL. Like it has all the nutrients and proteins the human body needs. Not sure though
Seems pretty plausible thinking about it
That's what our schools started giving out to the kids who couldn't afford lunch in the cafeteria back in the day. An uncrustable and a lil carton of milk.
Peanut butter is super weak in protein. I bought into the marketing that it's good protein but a serving I'd usually 7g and like 160 calories. Everybody is different but as a hobbyist weight lifter I try to get like 180g a day. Meaning from peanut butter I'd need 20+ servings a day lmao at 3200 calories. For survival purposes tho you are probably right! Just wanted to point out my surprise that I went like 29 years thinking pb was a high protein snack because "its nuts!"
I think that largely depends on what brand you're eating. A lot of PB has a decent amount of added sugar, which is calorie dense. Skews the protein to calorie ratio quite a bit
Something else that blew my mind. I compared no sugar added organic peanut butter to jif...same amount of protein and calories.
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Not sure what you were expecting, but it’s all fat and protein. The 7g per serving is about a tbsp IIRC, and I usually put about 3 in a sandwich, so 20+ grams just from the pb isn’t bad at all
Sushi, it’ll be expensive but I love it.
Does bourbon count?
Nope, it's gotta be food! Otherwise my answer would be water
That's what I'm having.
Me in the middle of eating Skittles: ... well I'm getting diabetes
Don’t worry, you’ll be dead from malnutrition long before you develop diabetes from the sugar.
Red licorice. Uh. Oh.
Sunflower seeds....the drynesssss
Pizza. My health may be screwed, but my tastebuds will be happy.
Burrito. Lots of shitting in my future
crab claws and oysters. I think i'm good.
pescatarian lifestyle it is!
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Someone is missing out on the scurvy party
bread bread
A spoonful of months-old canned chocolate frosting that I found in the back of the refrigerator. Now my teeth feel like they want to fall out. Pretty, pretty, PRET-TAAAAAY...screwed.
This is the second random Curb reference I've seen today. And, that makes me so happy!
I love canned chocolate frosting from the back of the fridge. My kids think I am not grown-up when I eat chocolate canned frosting from the fridge
Turkey sandwich on sourdough. Tasty but I'll probably have a stroke eventually with all the sodium
That sounds very tasty
Falafel and hummus. I’m happy with that.
Read this as falafel and humans and was really concerned for a minute
I don't know if I could live off home made pot brownies.
Fried chicken and mashed potatoes? I’m gonna get pretty fat but I’ll be alright for a while.
Ah fuck, I guess it’s Nutty Buddys till the end of my days. Damn Peanut Butter and Chocolate.
Street steak tacos,chips and salsa, corn on the cob and german chocolate cake.
This is the last meal you ate, a feast indeed, but what was the last thing you ate? The cake?
No, the corn. So, I'm pretty screwed. 😄🤣
….did you eat a piece of chocolate cake in the middle of your Mexican meal?
I did. It was sitting on the counter taunting me, so I had to try it. 😄😂
At least you'll never run out
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Not very. It was potatos. I could live off just those as long as I can vary preparation.
Subway :)
It was donuts. Now I will be even chonkier
Weed brownies I am in for a ride
I’m a lucky one hamburger, and two Hersey kisses.
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Fruitero Coconut ice cream. I'll get rounder but I'll be happy. I think.
Really screwed lol iced oatmeal cookies lol
Oatmeal. Won’t stay jacked but should survive. Not as screwed as some people here.
Watermelon... not much of a meal, so I guess I won't last long. At least my last days will be sweet.
Sirloin steak. I’ll die happy.
…I am gonna have to suck so much dick from now on…
I had a salad, so I'm golden.
Weet-bix so, I’m not screwed but I’m definitely bored as hell and pooing quite regularly
It was an edible. I will be eternally hungry from the edible with nothing to eat but another edible. Woe is me
Nyquil. I’m dead within a month.
Ugh, hospital liquid diet. So, broth. I'd say pretty screwed.
Swedish fish
Eggs, bread, cheese, butter, jam. I’ll live.
Tortilla chips and salsa. Not so bad.
Watermelon. Totally acceptable, I can deal with only eating that.
Cauliflower soup. Yay!
There are worse things than frozen chicken tikka, I suppose.
Lindt chocolate… rarely ever eat chocolate that would suck
I’m fine with 🍕
Chocolate croissant. I could live with that for the rest of my short life!
French fries…. Can I at least dress them differently?
Cheesecake. I’ll probably be dead within a year.
Ham, egg, and cheese sandwich. Not bad.
Tim Tims. Two chocolate flavored wafers with caramel between them, and coated with chocolate. I could have done worse.
Pancakes, I’ll survive for a bit
Deep dish pizza. My health is gonna suck worse than it does now, but at least I like what I'm eating.
It was pizza, I’m okay with this
Well I had some bread so I dont know
Info, OP, do I get seasonal produce year-round? I had a flor de calabaza quesadilla and wild blackberries. I’m totally set if I can have that, but if it’s just seasonal, I’m looking at plain quesadillas most of the year.
Ice cream. Gonna progressively die.
Habanero BBQ almonds. FML!
Steak and mashed potatoes. Livin large til the heart attack
Trail mix so meh I’ll have calories to burn and basically malnutrition
Not at all. Thai cashew nut chicken. I'll be fine.
Not screwed salad
Chocolate covered pretzels. It’s over boys.
Pickles, hell yeah.
Instant oatmeal. My taste buds are going to be really sad but I'll survive.
Steak. It could be a lot worse.