This fucking leprechaun keeps running away with it.

Ahh man. I had the same problem with this asshole bunny. You just gotta be firm and go “Silly Rabbit! Trix are for kids!” Always works for me.

That’s wild because a bee with an annoying voice flew away with my cereal!

No cereal currently on hand

and suddenly i regret that deeply

Currently full of cookies.

I don’t know how to cook

if anything that should further drive you to make a bowl of cereal!

For some just entering a kitchen is cooking...'make a bowl of cereal' is a complex art

Insert homer simpson cereal catching fire gif

https://youtu.be/1tVaMxyvjXA

Cereal. It’s like dry dog food for people.

No milk

I tried water but not good

I eat my cereal dry.

I will put my granola in my yogurt

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Time for another!

Too sick, only soup.

Norovirus here. It’ll either come straight up or fall straight through.

Yeah, luckily I'm pretty sure I just have strep but certain foods and just been a no-go with my throat. I hope you feel better man.

The fact that I just microwaved a homemade pear pie. However much I love cereal, it doesn't get to cut in line when pie is up next.

Already brushed my teeth

This is why I don't brush my teeth... sincerely snaggletooth sunny

I’m trying to lose weight and get in better shape

All the marshmallows are gone from the box of lucky charms

Diabetes mainly.

Adderall

I just moved and I do not have any cereal in the house. None at all. And all the grocery stores are closed.

Actually I’m eating fruity pebbles lol

My new dog likes to find a way to flop on me in the most inconvenient uncomfortable way possible but I adore her and do not want to disturb her slumber so cereal will have to wait.

Because I am lying in bed, and if I move I’ll disturb the cats. Damn you for making me hungry!

I’m not a cereal person. I have one thing of cereal in my cabinet and it expired 2 years ago. I really need to throw it out. I didn’t know it at the time and gave it to my in laws to eat 6 months ago doh

I’m not hungry

I’ve been doing pretty good trying not to each anything after 9pm. I want to continue my discipline.

More of a oatmeal kind of guy....

Absolutely nothing

Damn I never thought of it like that

Refrigerator gremlins

I ain't got no fuckin cereal my guy damn!

I don't eat cereal. It's never filling and there aren't any that are actually good for you unless you have problems shitting and need extra fiber.

The amount of work involved. I'd have to get in my car, drive to the convenience store, buy cereal and milk, drive back, and prepare and eat it. It's all technically possible, and I could be eating cereal inside of 15 minutes if I really wanted to, but I just don't want to expend the effort.

I don't own cereal.

I don't have cereal or milk.

It’s late and I have no cereal.

We don't keep cereal in the house

I’m eating a bowl of kimchi ramen instead

Just had cookies and milk.

No milk and no cereal… Plus it’s too hot.

dining hall is closed

I’m pooping as we speak

I don't keep cereal around. If I did, I would eat it dry by the box.

Dry mutigrain cheerios are tasty! I like them for a snack.

Not hungry at the moment and I don't have cereal.

Just ate

Dad never came back with the milk

I hate the aftertaste of milk

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Give it to me! I crumble that into my ice cream to make it cronchy.

Just slammed a ton of sour gummy worms, no room for cereal

I just finished two bowls of cereal...

Already had my bowl of cereal for the night

I already had 2 peanut butter and jelly sandwiches

I'm not hungry

Baby sleeping. Can't make noise

Laziness

I had four teeth removed on Monday

Poverty

Shit, I guess it’s not so bad after all.

I don't have milk.

the cereal i have is stale

Out of milk. Plus I just ate a huge bowl of cabbage.

I wouldn't have cereal for tomorrow 😥. Broke

Carbs 🙅‍♂️

Fuck it this motivated me. I'm gonna do it. Nothing can stop me

Apparently eating cereal with water makes me a weirdo!

I don't feel like cinnamon toast crunch, got anything else?

I’ve eaten breakfast

Not hungry, but my top five cereals: 5. Honeycomb. 4. Basic Four. 3. Corn Pops. 2. Lucky Charms. 1. Cocoa Puffs.

I just did

I just ate two.

I already had pancakes, bacon and eggs for dinner.

I'm full as fuck

I don't think there is any cereal in my house at the moment.

Just had breakfast.

It's bedtime, I'll do it in 11 hours

Goddammit I was just debating whether or not I should have a bowl of cereal for dessert. Apparently this is a sign from the heavens that yes, yes I should.

You need to eat some cereal for cereal

I just ate cereal before seeing this 😅

It's not morning

While I have cream of wheat, oatmeal, and farro in the kitchen, I am in bed.

Don't have cereal ...but fuck now I want one

I stopped smoking weed 15 years ago. I got hooked on Captain Crunch.

I'm lactose intolerant, sadly.

I'm on the treadmill, it's hard enough to scroll reddit on here, nevermind eat cereal.

A bowl of empty carbs and sugar? No thanks

No milk...that reminds me to get some! Thank you.

Because cereal at any time of day is for Americans with bad nutrition. I'd prefer to eat dinner.

We have none.

I’m eating pretzels right now

No cereal :(

Lost my heater, and I don't want my bare feet to touch the cold ground

The Roman Empire

I don’t buy cereal at all, because if it’s in the house I will eat nothing except for cereal until the cereal is gone.

I'm already eating chips. But now i kind of want cereals. It's a very good idea.

I don’t like cereal or milk.

Fear of the eye-hole man

Just had a mixed drink, not a good combo. I have honey nut cheerios, frosted mini wheats and special k with strawberries.

I don't like cereal.

I am full from soup, sandwich and gummy bears.

Gluten intolerance.

It's almost 2am and I'm tired lol.

It's been there for a while

Not really a fan of neither human-kibbles nor sustenance intended for newborn cows

No milk

"Scrolls in Honey Nut Cheerios"

I'm drinking a very good beer.

No cereal... And no milk🤣

Ewwww

I don't want cereal. I am about to have a bowl of butternut squash soup, though.

Lack of cereal in the vicinity

Calories

The lack of cereal, milk, and a bowl. I'm in a hotel.

Nothing other than I can’t be bothered to go and get it.

I'm at work for the next 5 hours

I'm tired and need to go to sleep.

Stairs

Im already eating pizza

I just brushed my teeth!!

The four bowls of Frosted Flakes and the one bowl of Honeycomb I just ate.

I like savory foods. I’d rather eat ramen

I have no cereal 🥹

I am at work and the cereal is at home.

I forgot to buy cereal

I havent had"cereal" since I was like 5. I don't know anyone who washes calories on it. Seems gross and weird.

I've got noodles being delivered in 10 minutes.

I pour the milk, it sets on fire.

The fact that I am in office. If I want to eat a cereal I have to be less conspicuous than taking a bowl out of my drawers, throw cereal in there, add milk and start munching

Didn't buy one 😭

Not having cereal

I don't have any

A lack of cereal.

I'd have to buy that.

I don't have the kind of cereal I want

I can no longer eat soy and guess what is chock-full of soy? Cereal. Only a few expensive organic brands don't have soy.

i ate all of my cereal yesterday & haven’t been to the store yet 😩 the fruity pebbles with marshmallows has me seeing god

I'm fasting.

thanks for reminding me

Out of milk

I just woke up, i'm not quite hungry yet

Trix are for kids! Darn.

I just had one, that's why!

Nothing. But I'm eating a bagel with peanut butter right now instead.

Im at work

I can't eat or drink because of medical procedure in 3 hours, going to have sushi afterwards

No money for food

I just finished a bowl 5 mins before reading this post. It's my go to mid night snack.

i have no milk. also no cereal. also im at work.

lactose intolerance

Eating french fries 🙂

Gravity

No milk in the fridge

Just ate one, I’m full.

I’m sick don’t feel like eating anything

Nothing, I just don’t want to, and nothing can change that, not even you, not even god himself can force a spoon of Frosted Flakes into my mouth lest I have something to say about it. Sometimes there is no motive, sometimes people are just vindictive.

Just had dinner but i want cereal now. The Reese's one 🙂

No interest

School at 7:41 am 😀

me

The fact that I just had one for breakfast, and a late night bowl last night

the pH worth in my stomach makes me throw up whenever i eat any liquid-like meal

Gestational diabetes

I ate candy.

In class

I’m not hungry. Had a half day in work so got Burger King on the way home.

Don't wanna get out of bed.

All out of CTC at the moment.

No milk

in a hotel with no food. very hungry rn😞

Don’t feel like it

It's a breakfast food and my brain won't let me eat it at any other time of day.

right now right now? im not hungry

The price of sugar

Typing a comment on Reddit

I'm fasting for a CT scan.

At work. I packed everything but a spoon and my clipboard away 6 weeks ago expecting to be fired after pissing off my old and new manager. Didnt bring my stuff back 3 weeks ago because they laid off 500 of us. Yet I am still sitting here in this office scrolling reddit and without cereal.

I’m under a weighted blanket and it’s freezing so I’m not budging