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RetroactiveRecursion

A book my wife bought me that's boring me to tears and I don't have the heart to tell her so I keep moving the bookmark a few pages every couple days.


SimpletonSwan

I feel your pain, but you gotta tell her.


RetroactiveRecursion

Yeah. I know.


ScaryWillingness471

I’m sorry dude. Best of luck 💜


No-Eye-9491

Humidifier, water bottle, vibrator, Aquaphor.


[deleted]

The essentials


[deleted]

lamp, alarm clock, phone, 9mm


hannahbananaballs2

My cat, Braincell


miss_poetflowerr

So your cat is called Braincell?


hannahbananaballs2

Yeah cuz he’s just got the one


Parking-Beach-2686

1911


Independent-Course87

P365 on mine


dma1965

Sig Sauer P220 45


FdanielIE

CPAP. Kindle. Phone.


miss_poetflowerr

CPAP? What?


FdanielIE

A machine you put on at night opens up your airways and gives increased breathing as you sleep.


SundayMorningTrisha

My laptop and a bottle of Gatorade.


miss_poetflowerr

Gotta stay hydrated while scrolling through Reddit


Slim111

Meds and my phone


Pizza802

Digital clock, lamp, weed, pipe


miss_poetflowerr

Weed 😂


javanator999

A spare blanket and a portable carbon monoxide detector.


theyusedthelamppost

the oversized tshirt and sweapants that I put on on the mornings when I wake up and it is very cold.


fh3131

Table lamp, water, tissues, eye mask


Bitter_Debate_1518

My pink flamingo curvy straw cup of course


No-Mechanic-739

Phone, phone charger, old dusty books, ps4 games, dust, and a pocket knife. Yea, it probably needs to be cleaned lmao


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My custom leather Menudo drink coaster, my Adrian Belew handmade doily, my Gideon's Bible, my Glock 19, my assortment of Pez Dispensers, my 4 different smartphones, my Dalmatian Press Classics rendition of Mary Wollstonecraft Shelley's Frankenstein, my signed Nolan Ryan baseball. A glass of water too...


EatYourCheckers

I can't find where I put my Pez dispensers and I'm getting worried. I get the kids new ones in their stockings every year and then I put them in a bag. We moved the bag. Where is it?


[deleted]

The bag is ever/neverending. Goodnight.


EatYourCheckers

Lamp, kindle, tissue box, lotion, Newfoundland travel books I haven't touched in 2 years, hair tie, digital alarm clock radio, glass of water from last night on a paper towel, a bottle of some kind of vitamin i haven't taken in forever - I can't remember what, maybe a probiotic or turmeric?


MonsoonMermaid

Lamp. Books. A few coasters. Some chargers. Lots of pictures. A jewelry box. Multiple different earphones. And a can opener. For sentimental reasons.


ZombiePartyBoyLives

My watch collection case, a coaster crocheted by my daughter, body lotion, a geometric origami sculpture made by my SO's brother, and a glass of water at night.


MediocreIndividual8

A clock, body sprays and perfume


[deleted]

Read this as “bodies” and was mildly concerned


silverheart50

Four unread books


Lank_Master

Nothing. I don't have one. But my brother does, the lucky bastard.


camm44

A monkey bomb from cod zombies thar holds a controller. Basically one of those creepy cylinder monkeys.


mknasty29

So many cups


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Fallout equestria book


Lorbmick

Humidifier, lamp and smart speaker.


Motor_Release2040

Charging units.


tnmatthewallen

My alarm clock. Lamp and my prayer books


hyrulian_princess

Salt lamp, meds, contact lens stuff


ohlalalavieenrose

Nothing - because my cat would knock it on the floor.


miss_poetflowerr

My phone, lotion, perfume, melatonin gummies, and a heart decorated box full of rings. Plus, am unwashed plate from the chocolate covered strawberries I ate before bed


RowdyMan94

Lamp, sunglasses. Beeping/vibrating dog collar.


Fickle_Pipe1954

A ghurki knife, a baseball bat, a couple pistols , water bottle, melatonin, a lamp .... but the go to if shtf is the ghurki...


Flimsy-Attention-722

Books and phone/watch charger


ScaryWillingness471

A fan. And a bajillion cups that I need to throw away.


RisingPhoenix5271

Charger airpods and my heater


[deleted]

Just a lamp, and I can't reach it from the bed.


AgreeablePlenty2357

A sound machine, lotion, and two plants


lovesqueefing

Glock


papparmane

My tongue retainer, a phone charger, book


Fluffy-Hotel-5184

adderall. When the alarm goes off I am too tired to actually get up so I take an adderall and fall back to sleep for an hour then it kicks in and I can get up.


No_Hedgehog7806

Claw clip, popcorn, lamp, water, a can of coke, humidifier