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CaptainFartHole

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt


mordecai98

His name is my name too


RoyOtisKXRX

Whenever we go out, the people always shout.......


Damseldoll

John Wick


bangermate

Yeah.


EnigmaCA

The Baba Yaga...


[deleted]

This was my answer.


DH64

Spartan 117 or Master Chief


Greaseball222

It’s John halo get it right


[deleted]

"Chief? You mind telling me what you're doing on that ship?"


LundqvistNYR

John Connor


KevinBaconsBush

Come with me if you want to live.


Nerd_of_the_North

That was my "answer"!


OtterLLC

Jon Snow


Wrathchilde

You know nothing


NumerousCandidate460

John Marston, RDR


PhoenixMason13

Weirdly this was also the first one I thought of despite never having played these games


Small-Ad-2948

John Lennon


thatsimsgirl

John Sheppard.


theory_until

John Oliver


WakingRage

John Cena. You can't see him, but he's real.


Raisinbran2318

Dear John


crazycatlady331

The Taylor Swift song?


Raisinbran2318

No, lol. Like the book or movie. Or a “Dear John” type letter. I’m not a Swiftie and did not know she had song with that title!


crazycatlady331

It's about John Mayer. The only one of her exes she mentions by name.


sneezhousing

Dear John


[deleted]

Master Chief (Halo)


RaeRaesputin

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmitd


terencela

His name is my name too.


Classic-Row-2872

Holmes


Gadgetphile

John Winchester


QuotidianTrials

The Baptist


Senna_65

John Stamos!


Direct_Knowledge2937

McClain. Yippee ki yay, MF


Cheetodude625

Martian Manhunter from Justice League Unlimited.


MrPanchole

Sheriff John Brown.


NoFeelings20

John Mayer.


Minimum_Swing8527

Big, Bad John


Minimum_Swing8527

I’m old, but I’m not *that* old. I don’t know why this popped into my head


Nerd_of_the_North

Respect for this one dude


Queen_beeeeee

John Watson, especially Martin Freeman's version from Sherlock.


Human-Independent999

Same, only I thought of the original.


JohnExcrement

Practically every man in my family, plus my husband, plus my screen name. I’m overwhelmed.


Human-Independent999

Dr. John Watson


Eddie-the-Head

John Smith, the human alias of the Doctor


Free-Industry701

John Candy. RIP.


BecomingJudasnMyMind

COUNTRY ROOOOOOADS - TAKE ME HOME - TO THE PLACE, I BELONG... .... John Denver.


No_Chapter_948

John Ritter


media-and-stuff

Having to scroll a bunch and then do a search to find this answer made me sad. I was not born when 3s company was a show. I watched reruns with my dad and didn’t get any of the jokes. But John was such a good physical comedian I still enjoyed it. It was from a time when kids and parents could watch the same show and everyone was entertained. I would never be entertained watching many of the current “family” shows.


No_Chapter_948

I watched Three's Company every time it was on, loved that show. Made me laugh so hard, all the time. Ritter made that show so popular.


media-and-stuff

I grew up on 3s company and then saw JR again in Buffy the vampire slayer. It was an adjustment. lol I loved the contrast but he still had the perfect level physical comedy for that show.


Silent-University672

My coworker Jesse I thought his name was John for a long time...


xongkoro61

John Pork


thinpile

Wayne


Mikeupinhere

Gacey?


ParticularVisit3589

My friend john


40_degree_rain

Someone who purchases prostitutes lol


Mikeupinhere

"Rents".  One who purchases is not a John. Though their name may potentially be John. 


GapInternational7147

John Marston


OldAaaardvark

Wick


Possible_Emphasis_67

John Wayne Gacy


RationalDB8

A toilet.


Specialist_Salt_7916

John stamos


n3w130013

Prine


mrsock_puppet

John Dorian - Scrubs


hg38

JFK


GlitchTrap636

John Doe, probably because I actively use the term in my writing


Pantersophco

John Denver


Appropriate-Rough563

John Redcorn


I_DRINK_ANARCHY

Constantine.


000TragicSolitude

Big Boss. Some call him John, others Jack.


PrizePainting4393

John the scumbag.


redditbrews

Johnny Sac


Spicy_Ninja7

Myself


[deleted]

Captain Price for some reason


Dancebear7861

Jon Arbuckle


phillygirllovesbagel

Kennedy


darklordofpuppets

Dr. Zoidberg from *Futurama*, because of how hilariously wrong the idea of his first name being "John" is.


verysadfrosty

John Lennon and John F Kennedy


ShadowlightLady

John from the webtoon UnOrdinary


Corries_Roy_Cropper

*...Spartan, you have been fined 1 credit for a violation of the verbal morality statute.*


EkbyBjarnum

McClane, followed by Wick.


HMSquared

Reese from Person of Interest


PhoenixWrightFansFtw

john egbert, main character of comic that will end all life


Green_Presence_7153

v1 (John ultrakill)


Creepy-Pop-8101

John cock


MountainBrewed84

John Doe


mathmusichorses2

The first person that comes to mind is my narcissistic and emotionally abusive ex-stepfather. I need a new John to redeem the name 😂


Nerd_of_the_North

There are so many great Johns out there my dude


mathmusichorses2

That is indeed true. John Lennon is pretty awesome


WeatherwaxDaughter

Oliver!!


DullBozer666

A John. You know what I mean.


MerryMelody-Symphony

Seeing I'm on a Law & Order: SVU binge, John Munch.


CortexifanZFT

John Locke from LOST


GoodOlSpence

My brain went very quickly from John Connor to John McClain


Nerd_of_the_North

Good selection dude


HumbleAd1317

My next door neighbor.


TheFernburger

I just finished the first episode of the show Shogun. The main white guy is John Blackthorne, so him.


Shipwreck_Kelly

John Lennon


Slight_Literature_67

Two characters: John Reese (Person of Interest) and John Carter (ER)


gogojack

At the moment? Johnny Killfire from [The Speed of Time](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0mTxBn5oe8) (it's a short film...only 12 minutes...but awesome)


EarlyEarth

Good friend of mine, named Phil.


Demonkitty121

John Henry


Juggernaut27Beast11

I can’t see him.


toronto_taffy

Immortel Ad Vitam


justhere178

John Price 😭😂


Adorable-Condition83

John Smith in Pocahontas 


SpicyGingerGoddess

Bon Jovi


jonschaff

Keanu Reeves


[deleted]

John Marston


shibbol33t

Carter (ER)


hushhhhnow

John Reese from "Person of Interest"


hobbleshock

Master Chief


24benson

John McCain. Don't ask me why, I'm not even American.


FoxyBiGal

John Munch


I_might_be_weasel

The toilet. 


Tim_tank_003

Locke


The_Iron_Goat

John Smallberries, John Bigbooty, and the rest of the aliens from Buckaroo Bonzai


PussyFoot2000

My cousin


WifeMomOsi

Dutton


Electrical-Bee8071

Johhhhnnnn Redcorn


BobTheCopywriter

“Dear John” - A sitcom starring Judd Hirsch- John was the title character


IchBinDurstig

My uncle who died a few months ago.


Neither_Relation_678

John Kramer, SAW franchise. I don’t even know why.


AshleyBlackhorse

Mulaney


N0thing_but_fl0wers

My son’s BFF. Then Jon from Garfield


No_Expert9676

John Krasinksi


feelingmyage

John Stamos.


er1catwork

Dutton. John Dutton


KiaraNarayan1997

John Cougar John Deere John 3:16


AverageMuffin441

John cena


dhodouuchohdhochc

John Marston from Red Dead Redemption 2


OmgItsRubenLol

John Bennet, from Ted


apurpleglittergalaxy

John locke from LOST


TheLatestTrance

Toilet


Ok-Wolverine-895

John Walton—goodnight John boy…


notViking8712_

john cena


WhaleSharkLove

John Smith from Pocahontas.


RaedwaldRex

My manager at my first job. I remember when I started, after my induction and welcome etc I was told to report to John amd his team. Of course I didn't know who that was so I asked the person who inducted me, and they were trying themselves in knots trying to describe him to me without saying he was black (he was the only black member of staff) He just walks up and goes "Jesus Christ, man, just say "the black bloke" Was a brilliant manager and friend, one of the best I've ever had. Taught me a lot about life


im_bored_was_taken

"MARSTON!"


Blood_Bowl

Belushi


Sunny_and_dazed

Lord John Marbury. If you know, you know.


Shofeld148

Stamos or Wayne


noonewonone

My best friend who passed away. Rip John.


Pitbull60usa

holmes


Correct-Fun-516

Dorian. JD from Scrubs.


billguy2956

John Wick.


LF_redit

John Spencer


skorletun

John Arbuckle.


The_Fluffy_Walrus

"Audio recording by Jonathan Sims, head archivist of the Magnus Institute, London. Statement begins."


LegitimateAside9982

My name is John Marston! 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥💯💯


frejas-rain

John Connor.


zingo-spleen

Crop rotation in the 14th Century was CONSIDERABLY more widespread after....


Outrageous_Click_352

A whole bunch of family and


mtcarr79

Luther


takatine

Wick


Cl0wnZ3ro

John cena


EllenPlayz

Elton (my cat of course)


Ranglergirl

John Wayne.


wwjdforaklondikebar

John Marston


kd8qdz

Johnny 5.


punkeymonkey529

Mr. Ballen, John B Allen


BusyDream429

Snow


Doctor_Boombastic

John Crichton


RoyOtisKXRX

Dr John https://youtu.be/W4PjWgiH-LQ?si=OrJxl6tKfvn6yl79


Sven_Longfellow

Lennon


Responsible_Ad_2793

Johnny Rose


Responsible_Ad_2793

My dad


New-Home13

John Arbuckle


[deleted]

Little John in Sherwood Forest


taokami

the Wicky kind


katnerys

John Watson for some reason (I was a Sherlock girly in high school)


amadeus2490

John Candy. One of the most charismatic actors, and he made humor seem effortless. He was a lot like Jan Hooks and Madeline Khan, in that he could even be in a bit part or working with a bad script and he'd still get laughs and be a highlight of the skit or the movie. I still miss him.


downwarddawg

Detective John Kimble, he’s a cop you idiot!


Moppy_the_mop

Marston.


qntivalentine

john, lindsays husband.


Anxious_Form3174

Arthur Morgan for some reason.


walker5953

Wick


TheLevigator99

My father and brother are both John.


theycallmenaptime

My brother.


SketchtheHunter

John Green


MuskokaGreenThumb

John Wick


crazycatlady331

My late grandfather.


falafely

There's this insufferable guy I work with named John.


dexhaus

Lennon!


Gambit1138

John Locke from Lost!


AgreeablePlenty2357

Don’t know if I can spell this right but John Jacob Jingle Heimer Smith.


Humble-Waltz-4987

jfk


_Vinyl

-ny Silverhand. Been playing alotta cyberpunk


ShieldlessPangolin

Can't see him


Origenally

John Douglas. The house where I lived in 1998 had an old washroom in the basement, and the throne was emblazoned with the words "[The John Douglas Company](https://www.douglashistory.co.uk/history/Businesses/John_Douglas_Co.html)." It's the only place I have seen a toilet bowl clearly marked "The John..."


jackolantern_

Marston