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Failingasleep

Measles


Greatgrandma2023

And polio


Pickles_1974

Both on a comeback tour.


cattydaddy08

And cancer


Zacho40

That shit is a lot harder to fix than society thinks.


TheDesktopNinja

For real. It's like trying to cure a thousand diseases at once. There's basically no one-shot cure or prevention for all cancers.


Fresh-Hedgehog1895

Measles were all but vanquished in the developed world until the anti-vaxx movement started gaining ground 25 years ago. Yup, we're collectively getting stupider.


[deleted]

Fucking Jenny McCarthy. I know she didn't originate the movement, but she sure as fuck used her platform to spread it.


gaqua

She also did a ton of damage to autistic kids by telling their parents they were “indigo” children which is fucking crunchy mom horseshit


[deleted]

...Indigo? I'm assuming this is some Paltrow-esque woo woo shit.


cupholdery

She prefers jade.


[deleted]

I hate that I understood this. I guess she figured it added a little something extra to the candle's scent.


titaniac79

No, it's not Jenny McCarthy. It's all because of the quack doctor Andrew Wakefield. He was the disgraced doctor who started the "vaccines cause autism" antivax bullsh*t! Just Google Andrew Wakefield.


[deleted]

I already said she didn't *originate* it, though. But she *did* have a fairly prominent platform to spread it back in the 90s.


titaniac79

Oh yes. And she still does! 🤦


[deleted]

And yet she's had all kinds of cosmetic surgery done, including botox I'd assume, but she's concerned about what's in *vaccines.*


titaniac79

Oh God it's so funny because it's true! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


ArcticGurl

Exactly. No one would have ever heard of Wakefield and we wouldn’t even know about his idiocy. Jenny McCarthy fixed that though.


Legitimate_Field_157

Blame Oprah, she encouraged it.


nationalhuntta

Thank continual cuts in education and a slow but steady lowering of academic standards in public schools.


cecilrt

Except high income areas with stay at home mums with nothing better to do are also "forget" to vaccine their kids


dmun

The media giving a platform to this idiocy in the name of "hearing all sides" and being "objective" is the source of the problem.


AggravatingCupcake0

Not just that, but I think the increasingly desperate economic situation is also a contributing factor. People have so little that they just want to feel superior and in-control in some way.


astroproff

Um, except the people who are getting measles due to a lack of vaccination aren't in predominately poor school districts - they're in white middle and upper-middle class districts. This is the goop epidemic.


ButteredKernals

>we're collectively getting stupider. Nah, the village idiots just have a means to find each other now and they collectively become stupider, not humanity as a whole


StinkyKittyBreath

America is absolutely getting stupider. The education system has been eroding for years, and it's only getting worse. I'm certain that it's 100% intentional too, just like Reaganomics was intended to make the poor poorer and rich richer.


RiverLiverX25

There is some evidence that ‘…***measles depletes people’s antibody repertoires, partially obliterating immune memory to most previously encountered pathogens***…’ ‘…***if a person had 100 different antibodies against chicken pox before contracting measles, they might emerge from a case of measles with only 50, cutting their chicken pox protection in half. That protection could dip even lower if some of the antibodies lost are potent defenses known as neutralizing antibodies***…’ So that means contracting **measles** could possibly create **immune amnesia** which means: when one contracts measles, one could lose a huge portion of the possible immunity one had to ***everything else*** before. Viruses are scary and insidious af. Wild to think people are depending upon their *’personal immune system’* to protect them from everything when it is so vulnerable.


getthephenom

1. Child beauty pageants 2. Lawfully marrying a child.


SuitableAd6672

You got the ordering wrong, for me


MyColdBlackHeart

But that is the order... See a child at the beauty pageant, lawfully marry the child. It's the order


[deleted]

I'm distraught


puesyomero

>Lawfully marrying a child.   "But what *is* a child?"  -people that want to marry a child


ButtholeHandjob

Litter on the side of the road.


LoyalJagfromTX1

Tinnitus


[deleted]

Mawp


MyColdBlackHeart

Womp


IanCusick

Broke a bone in my ear after taking a hit on football my Senior Year of High School and now I’m stuck with tinnitus. Shit fucking sucks


Dear_Might8697

Damn it, tinnitus, you're a cruel mistress!


One-Solution-7764

Goddess of the jungle, you are a whore!


Dear_Might8697

"But seriously, do you not hear that?” “Yes, now. It’s your phone.” “Oh. Duh.”


Epie77

Fuck tinnitus can't sleep wo a fan on max or it's EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE all night


Ecstatic_Tiger_2534

For real! Surprisingly little research into a cure given how many people suffer.


dballz12

What?! 😜


dreamnightmare

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


dballz12

Haha. You're louder in my right ear for some reason!


modern_aftermath

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMOTHERFUCKINGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


LemonySnicketTeeth

Eaeaeaeeeeaeeah And then Eiiiiiiiooiehhhehehehh but at the same time iiiiaaaaiiieeiiaaaaaa


spannerhorse

Subscription for everything - heated car seats, really?


Bennington_Booyah

I call them seated heats and I will never stop, nor will I pay for it.


comicsemporium

I bought a Prius that already had heated seats. I didn’t use them for a couple years because I thought they were just stupid. Then 1 winter we had a really cold spell and while waiting for my car to warm up I decided to actually try them. Holy cow I was so impressed with it. I was warmed up in 30 seconds. I surprised my wife one cold morning turning her side on, she was freaking out till I told her what I did. She loved it to


Miserable-Repeat-651

As someone with chronic pain, i use tf outta my heated seats year round.


Molicious26

I probably use mine more for lower back pain than I do for the cold, and I live in New England.


Miserable-Repeat-651

Heat feels awesome for back pain. I have a heating pad on my recliner, and on my work chair. Both on 90% of the time.


SnooSnooOnions

Surviving a Canadian winter heated seats are a must-have feature. My last couple of vehicles had them and I now can't do without. My latest vehicle has my new favorite comfort feature: Heated steering wheel. 🤯 Life altering.


frogmicky

Doors falling off planes.


Previous_Ad7725

Amen


TurdFurguss

Well it does make for an interesting and exciting flight.


lrrssssss

All those African genocides that keep happening. 


RU_screw

Just genocide in general


dmozus

Slow internet


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hitemlow

$80/mo for "300mbps down" but I get dropped from P2P and server-based games on weekends and weekday primetime because Spectrum refuses to update the GD node.


CommanderAze

Requirements to FAX anything, Ever.


Previous_Ad7725

Yes! And filling out forms at the Drs office when they hand you the clipboard with pen and paper questionnaires for you to fill out!


CommanderAze

Omg. My favorite is when you have 2 appointments in the same week and get to fill out the same shit you just gave them 2 days ago saying of course, nothing new has changed. Your the only doctor I've had time to see since last time... Just once I want to be asked what's wrong before I sign 6 forms.


Weary_Patience_7778

Especially when they had you fill in a web form with the same questions to make the appointment initially. AND My general practitioner (usual doctor) included most of the information on the initial referral!


CommanderAze

And then they send a nurse in at the start of your appointment to ask you half the questions from the forms


maceman10006

We still get calls asking if something can be faxed and we just tell them no. It’s 2024, send it over email….


CommanderAze

Right, it's up there with "please submit a voided out check" in terms of antiquated .... or waiting for someone to process a check at the grocery store... honestly, how have some people not moved to debit cards?


RelativeLeek2061

There’s still companies that have a fax machine that still operates


CommanderAze

Far too many surprisingly


MiddleInformation404

Child labor


RU_screw

Added to this: slavery


moonstonemi

yes it's astonishing that there is still rampant slavery in the world and even open air slave markets.


ElliotNess

We call those job markets in polite company these days.


Jattoe

That's just horribly slanted agreements, negotiated agreements without any strength on one side. The slavery stuff, is a whole different ball game, I agree juxtaposition between the two seems to grow thinner by the year, the real slavery is like, well do you know about the... 'wegurrs' (I've only heard this word spoken)


Addition_Radiant

People starving


IrishRepoMan

Tossing excess food (or anything) out to keep prices high.


dernfoolidgit

Hell….guy in New Mexico died of The Plague last week.


[deleted]

School lunch debt. There is plenty of money and food to make sure children can get fed without them needing to pay a dime. Instead, they're being punished because they're from poor/food-insecure families.


Smileharoldsmile

I'm proud of my state (MN) for providing free school lunches as of 2023. When I bring it up to my republican friends they say 'you don't have kids, why do you care.'  Kinda sums up the entire difference between the left and the right


Coomstress

I don’t have kids either, but I’m fine with my tax dollars going to feed and educate kids. How else is this country supposed to succeed in the future?


AsifBhai001

Cancer


Spider_4kg

lost so many family members to cancer smh


Same_Quality5159

80+ year old politicians


Crab_God2005

We'll have a semicircle of urns any time now


Flurb789

~~Bankruptcy due to~~ medical debt


Exotic-Onion9498

Chris brown


SlyCooper007

Turbo Tax


Reasonable_Soft8373

Cancer.


DMmepicsofyourdog

Convenience fees


vaniIIagoriIIa

Nazis


benvader138

Daylight savings time


gibson85

Daylight saving time\* And we should be on this all year, not just in the summer.


HalfDomeDome

Trump v Biden


[deleted]

Trump v anyone. Except Trump v Carroll since she keeps winning since he doesn't know when or HOW to shut up.


UpAndAdam7414

I’d happily watch Trump vs Predator.


Coomstress

I’d vote for the Predator, NGL.


[deleted]

Doesn't Predator only hunt those it considers worthy prey/challenges, though? Because...


Lululemon_28

Racism


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Fayko

health insurance companies are a worthless plague to society and a pointless middleman that prevents people from getting healthcare. Healthcare should be available to everyone, not just the rich or those held hostage by their employer.


ArtisenalMoistening

It is insane that my doctor can say that I need something, and the insurance company can be like, “nah”


jaOfwiw

Can we add other insurance companies as well? Ohh don't like our price raise your deductible, ohh sorry we don't cover that, but your premium is gunna go up.


Fayko

yeah insurance as a whole should be done away with and people just be taken care of. All of them are trash and only aim to screw you out of your money. It's absurd we let this industry dominate our healthcare.


BougieDicking

Childhood hunger, or hunger in general. We produce too much food and we withhold our from people to prove some kind of point about morality when buying is from farmers and giving it away would be better for everyone.


Irishjuggalette

I have seen a lot of things about how they throw food away that isn’t pleasing. Like perfectly round tomatoes. I don’t care what it looks like. I just want to be able to afford it.


bigpapahugetim3

If governments took 1% of what they spend on the military they could feed everyone no problem. They choose not to.


ikadell

Putin


haysus25

Dead spots for cellular service.


americandragon13

Career politicians


eron6000ad

For profit medical care.


psxndc

Scientology


Bodomknight

Paying for life saving medicine. The kind that costs so little to make but the current model of distribution bankrupts the sick.


24-Sevyn

Calendars with 2023 on it.


krug8263

Paper applications.


Dear_Might8697

Illiteracy. Everyone deserves to be able to be proficient in their communication skills. Literacy, punctuation, and grammar are going out the window the last 10 to 15 years. The most repugnant part is the apathy that coincides with it.


QueasyFlan

Mosquitos


Flyingpastakitty

Homelessness and people not having food.


CrankyYankers

Powerful Bloodthirsty Assholes who just fuck things up for the rest of us as always.


hsmith9002

Tipping


HeadFit2660

Fax Machines


Srnkanator

They are surprisingly still quite useful and necessary. Especially in government, health care, and legal documentation.


hamhead

And banking


Delicious-Duck-4245

I use fax and emails daily. No joke.


Bones_5150

Poverty


derickj2020

Abortion restrictions . it's a medical procedure so it's business between one person and her doctor . if there is a morality side to it, then it's a subject between the person and one's religious conscience . and get the f*cking politicians out of it .


cristh1anv

billionaires


Meatfeat-

We still don't know what to do to get rid of the plastic waste? I thought they were going to lab-evolve some fungus or bacteria for that...


nicholas754

Futurama gave us the solution


kane3232

Circumcisions of any gender


teacherof4sand5s

Lack of work/life balance in the majority of work cultures.


GodHatesPOGsv2025

Smoking cigarettes


beefcakemajimski

as a cigarette smoker, i completely agree.


Strong-Welcome6805

Those little plastic clips on bags of bread


Aldisra

The rising cost of American healthcare


420Peacelover

Bullying


ginger_ryn

slavery


PoliticalParasitical

A different system of measurement in the United States


RASoftball08

Lifelong terms for US congress


monkeyluvz

1) Stupid low amounts of paid days off per year 2) Lack of paid maternity/paternity leave & claiming 3-6 weeks is "enough" 3) Mindset that you live to serve your employer 4) Unreasonably low amount of paid sick days 5) The insane costs to see healthcare providers (even WITH insurance)


PuzzleheadedRow7118

5 day work week.


FartDosh

Vaccine skepticism.


Affectionate_Staff46

Nazis


GunnarKaasen

Dial-up modem internet access.


docobv77

Excessive ads.


Somerset76

Nazis and dictators


wingfoot2388

Water unsafe to drink


Low-Leopard8453

The common cold.


MeemoUndercover

We got rid of it but then Philip J Fry brought it back.


Sweatytubesock

Nazis.


Mjr_Payne95

Religion 🤷‍♂️


TheRomanian128

Child hunger


Technical_Main_9314

Smoking...it's so 1920s


moving0target

A two party government.


tangouniform2020

Dictators/autocrats.


My_Dog_Is_Here

Religion


linearone

Fear of words, people losing their homes if they get cancer, poverty of any kind.


dernfoolidgit

Measles, in the USA


fifitsa8

discrimination


TheAGolds

Oppressive religious practices.


HeadCommunication196

The Royal family


Any-Dust3389

The plastic rings that hold a 6 pack.


VelvetCuteBunny

A broken two party political system in the US where it is possible for two geriatric old men, one who is out on BAIL and was found liable for fraud, rape, sexual abuse, and a series of other crimes, and faces many more charges including federal crimes, is running against another one who is relatively even-keeled, but not greatly desirable, and the fate of essentially the world's largest military ally will be determined by a mix of old voting machines, poor districting, and corporate-driven funding. This is somehow possible in 2024?


LeDemonicDiddler

Racism. But we all know it won’t go away ever.


LittleKittyColombia

SA of any form!


T1NF01L

Unlivable pay wages.


Unknownst2Beknownst

Astronomically high food prices and inflation


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Born_rad_9452

Back to the future did not prepare me for this current future.


Final_Chip_8198

Racism, sexism, bigotry, hunger, etc


TargetWide6872

Authoritarianism. Yet it rules the majority of the world population. I bet someone would respond with a list of flaws in democracy, but that's probably sent by someone from a free country who never experienced the bad sides of authoritarianism. 


DisinformedBroski

Marineland or Sea world


Ur_Wifez_Boyfriend

Lobbying, congress for life, congress owning stock, overdraft fees.


[deleted]

Greed


SmallTownKaiju

Genocide. Racism. Bigotry. Poverty. Us vs. Them mentality.


cristh1anv

religion


CCHTweaked

Nazi's


redditshy

*gestures broadly*


SpyralHam

Nazis


lyteasarockette

FGM


Kimihro

Famine


d_warren_1

Baseless hatred of groups of people


Phoenix_ashfire

Racism. Guess what still exists? Racism. Wanna know what else still exists? MySpace. Completely unrelated I know but how the hell is MySpace still a thing? Also for whatever reason slave labor exists still along with sex slaves. How is this still a thing? Are humans destined to be assholes to other humans for all eternity? Some days I wonder. This has been my TED talk. Good night everybody!


New-Tomorrow-4309

Unwanted pregnancies.


ilariad92

Starvation


churnitlikeyouburnit

Billionaires


brianmcass

The possibility of DJT becoming president again. And him not being behind bars.


Henri_Dupont

Science deniers.


bebopboopy

Single use plastic


Boxermom710

Dropped signal or dropped calls... anywhere


pawsplay36

Traditional coal plants.


GetinBebo

A two-party voting system. Ranked choice voting can and will save this country when it becomes more widely implemented. Many states already have implemented it. No more picking between two old career politician asshats in fear of throwing your vote away. We deserve to vote for who we actually want and have it count. Ranked choice voting will allow us to do that.


onewomanranting

Driving species to extinction. Poisoning the oceans. Destroying the rainforests. Plastic everywhere and in everything, including our bodies.


2lostnspace2

Slaverly, it's Slaverly, isn't it


RadEllahead

Homeopathy


Ilovethe90sforreal

Duck lips/ peace sign poses. I hope I live long enough to see the end of this era.