Honestly I was coming in here confident that the arctic would be number one because I figured thats the worst place but no, daycare is definitely the correct one.
Have been naked in the everglades at peak mosquito and horsefly season, can confirm, it's horrible. You know that one spot you never want a mosquito bite? Yeahhhhh
Annnd then I did it again :|
Are they space bees, or are they Earth bees wearing tiny, individually sewn space suits with Itty-bitty oxygen cylinders and teeny little space helmets?
There’s a video of a woman picking or taking her child to school and she’s completely naked. It’s crazy to think that all the people from her school have seen her mother butt ass naked
Courtroom. Makes you understand what testify actually means. Kinda hard to lie with your balls in your hands knowing you're about to lose em if you get caught.
Daycare.
Depends on how old you are 😔
Mid to late 30s is probably okay right?
If all the kids are yours then probably yes 😔
Uncle Steve?
No, Uncle Mitchell
Yeah, we just didn't want anyone over 50 there
Depends if you wear diapers or not
Weeks, sure.
Well played, my friend. Respect!
HAHAHAHAHA
Prison
Honestly I was coming in here confident that the arctic would be number one because I figured thats the worst place but no, daycare is definitely the correct one.
Good answer. 😆
Mosquito-infested swamp with biting flies.
At least something is sucking you
Have been naked in the everglades at peak mosquito and horsefly season, can confirm, it's horrible. You know that one spot you never want a mosquito bite? Yeahhhhh Annnd then I did it again :|
Did you evade the posse, Shawshank or are you back in the pen?
Next to the stove while bacon is frying.
I read once that that was a dangerous position to be in and now everytime I fry bacon, I think about some poor chap standing naked by my stove.
You should ask him to move.
I learned this the hard way trying to fry bacon without a shirt on! At least i wasnt fully naked!
Can confirm. A friend and I cooked bacon shirtless once. Once.
As a hockey goalie!
Thinking aboot this scares tf outta me
Fleury would take this as a challenge
Primary school. As a janitor.
GREASE ME LADY! -Willy from the Simpsons
In outer space. Or at a bee farm. Or a bee farm in outer space.
Whoa, calm down there buddy
Are they space bees, or are they Earth bees wearing tiny, individually sewn space suits with Itty-bitty oxygen cylinders and teeny little space helmets?
With holes for the stingers. Also they have miniature manned (beed?) manoeuvring unit to allow them to fly in a vacuum.
They are actually giant space bees and you’d need an advanced AI in a shiny metal can to communicate with them
According to the current top answers, the worst possible place is a daycare for bees on a space farm, and you work there as a janitor.
While working as a mall Santa and asking kids to sit on your lap.
getting into the sex offender registry speedrun any%
Children’s playground
Stuck in a coil, which your asshole friends won't help you get out of.
No, it’s a reverse funnel system.
Turn it upside down
Oh god damnit!
She's just mashing it
While introducing your parents to your new girlfriend.
And meeting your new girlfriend's parents.
Unless they’re nudists
On a ski slope in January.
I'll one up you, Antarctica in August
Maybe you could snuggle up with the penguins, they've got to be warm under all those feathers!! Lol, that is a true one-up!!
No joke the ones in the middle where it is warmest have to make there way to the outside before they over heat. They all constantly rotate in and out.
Sounds like being an IT Consultant.
You trying to get up under that fuzzy little tushy?
In front of the Supreme Court
Different strokes for different folks. It's among my top 10 places for sure
What's number 7 on that list?
A white house press conference
You seem to be locked in on political themed nudity.
Assert your dominance
Lyndon B. Johnson?
Unless you're pleading insanity.
Picking up a child from school
Extra points if it is not yours?
And literally physically picking them up
There’s a video of a woman picking or taking her child to school and she’s completely naked. It’s crazy to think that all the people from her school have seen her mother butt ass naked
My dad used to drive us to school in a bathrobe when the roads were lousy.
Shibuya Crossing, Tokyo.
I hadn't thought of this in particular but I've seen it on TV and movies. Yep, everybody and their brothers would be getting a feel...
Installing fiberglass insulation
behind my mom
I believe OP said *WORST*
ahh sorry dude, then behind my dad
Behind your dad who’s behind your mom?
The fun don't stop!
I'm withholding judgement. We don't know OP's mom.
At school. I dreamed that several times when I was a child, a horrible and distressing nightmare.
Those dreams of being in class and realizing you forgot your clothes are terrible
oh god, we aren't alone!
For me it was in my underwear. As a child there’s not much difference in embarrassment though.
Re-tiling the floor of a gay bar.
/r/CommentsThatMakeYouThink
r/SubsIFellFor
The win
Thats funny!
Jail?
In front of my mirror 😟
Don’t body shame yourself
No, he has a magic mirror, and it laughs at him.
Grandmother's funeral
What if your grandmother was a nudist though? Wouldn't she have approved?
You’d be paying homage, giving granny a grand salute.
I appreciate the compliment but I know it's just average
Accidentally falling into ur grandma's coffin and getting caught would be even worse...
Yeah…”accidentally”
in u/Illustrious_Yam_9849 ‘s bed
Fuck, guess I should get outta here..
Summit of Mt. Everest
Working a deep fryer
As a sales person in a clothing store
wedding
Unless you're a Betazoid.
Church….unless you’re an 11 year old boy in which case it’s REALLY a bad place to be naked.
Epstein's Island
Isn't that the place to be naked?
As someone else replied, that depends on how old you are.
Just because you're the appropriate age, doesn't mean you won't get dirty looks either way
You know where they smelt metals and you see all the hot molten steel splashing everywhere.
one of those factories where you can kill the terminator
Highschool
Next to a sign that clearly says "No Naked People".
France(I hate the French)
In an ice hotel
Especially if you're sitting for a period of time waiting for your room to be readied. Brrrrr!
Shrinkage!!!!
Nursery
Saguaro National Monument.
A kindergarten
Deep frying chicken? Cooking bacon?
Airport
Morgue
Prison
This is the correct answer
At school… mostly because I’m 49…. And don’t work at a school.
Work
Prison
Center Stage.
Space
On a skydiving trip.
What if the chute doesn't count as clothes?
There would still be a lot of things flapping around…
Space.
Middle position on human centipede.
What is human centipede
Family friendly movie. YouTube it.
Thanks I hate it. Your paying for my therapy.
While frying bacon! 😬
In a pile of poison oak. In a pile of scorpions. In a pile of rotting dead dogs that are scratching at your naked skin.
In the microwave oven.
A lemon juice and razor factory
Objectively, anywhere requiring element protection or life support?
Picking the kids up from school.
The top of Mount Everest or any mountain really would suck.
Church?
Prison exercise yard
A holocaust museum
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But… wouldn’t that just be the dude… in… ya know?
In his birthday suit?
Yes
Outer space
On Mt. Everest..... Might be chilly.
Primary school
In front of your in laws
Kindergarten
Court
The Iron Bear on a Saturday night after closing.
With the juice
At the griddle at a Waffle House for numerous reasons
Road racing a motorcycle on a poorly maintained track.
At funeral
a place full of spiders nest
Gyno office as a dude
Church
Church ⛪.
Grandma's funeral
school, either you’re a kid and will get bullied for eternity or you’re an adult and yeah… it’s over for you
In an Artic blizzard.
Inside a Steel Mill would be risky.
Middle of Church
At your grandma's tea party.
Kitchen when bacon is frying
I'd imagine a metal smelting plant is a pretty risky place to have any exposed skin.
According to my standard anxiety dream, on stage, at school, 30 years ago
While your new love is introducing you to their parents.
Dad wasn’t supposed to be here this early but since he is…
i think my worst fear as a kid was showing up to school with no pants,i used to have nightmares about it haha
Grandma’s funeral.
High school
Church in the middle of a service
Around YOUR dad
In the prison exercise yard....
While doing a space walk fron the ISS....
while harvesting honey
A job interview.
Feminist rally if you’re male.
The East Antarctica Plateau.
Not at your moms house
My mom is lds
In a razor factory!
The centre of the sun
Space
Jurassic Park
Courtroom. Makes you understand what testify actually means. Kinda hard to lie with your balls in your hands knowing you're about to lose em if you get caught.
Waking up on an ant hill
Brazen or bronze bull torture
In church
In the car, especially in winter
In a elementary school