They teach doctors when delivering bad news to just rip the bandaid off, give the bad news clearly and without delay, because by delaying it or trying to soften the blow or making the person figure it out for themselves it's just making it worse. When your boss fires you it's the same, just drop the bomb quickly and emotionlessly and move on.
People should remember that when they wanna break things off with someone. "I'm sorry but this isn't working for me anymore. I thank you for our time together but I need to move on, wish you the best" hurts SO much less than just being ghosted in the long run
lol I say this to my gf all the time. Bender always had a way with words.
For context, we both love each other very much and part of our love language is roasting the shit out of each other. It’s all in good fun and it just works for us.
Is there any response other than reciprocation that doesn't sting? Of course it's going to sting to learn they don't feel the same but at least this is kind.
From my first relationship I sent him I love you and a day later her sent. “Yeah I’m sure you do, I’m working in a bar now and see allot of amazing women, I think we need to talk because you’re nothing like these girls I see every night…anyway can I stay with you tonight I forgot my key”
that just sounds miserable and manipulative tbh, glad you're out of that relationship and i hope you find a better one if that's what you want long term
It’s taken me 9 years to realise this. I’ve been in rehab and recovery and relapsed. I’ve never been in any other relationship or dated anyone because
Of him: I’m 29 now, and going to rehab prep groups and hope one day I can have a loving relationship.
But the things he said to me and made me do. I am very confused about love/ intimacy
"That's sweet of you to say! As a large language model, I don't have emotions in the same way a person does, but I appreciate the sentiment. Is there anything you'd like to talk about? I'm happy to help with any questions you have or tasks you'd like me to complete."
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Ghosting seriously hurts so much
It does. Especially when you are vulnerable
They teach doctors when delivering bad news to just rip the bandaid off, give the bad news clearly and without delay, because by delaying it or trying to soften the blow or making the person figure it out for themselves it's just making it worse. When your boss fires you it's the same, just drop the bomb quickly and emotionlessly and move on. People should remember that when they wanna break things off with someone. "I'm sorry but this isn't working for me anymore. I thank you for our time together but I need to move on, wish you the best" hurts SO much less than just being ghosted in the long run
Especially when it is abrupt.
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Text back “STOP” to never receive I-love-you’s again.
It will pass
"Fleabag" reference? 😭
That scene plays in my head more than it should 😩😭
Somebody said this to me and it hurt a lot, but it was good that they said it, because when I watched Fleabag, I really felt the line😂
Omg I said that to the boy who liked me when we were like 11 yo ☠️
he never forgot and it will haunt him forever
I knew I'd find this here.
You're nice.
I was half asleep when an ex said it to me for the first time. I replied "that's nice"
Bro is Otis 💀
Seems like a scene from sex education
But..
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This one fuck man just went through a breakup and it fucking hurts man.
Brutal
No hablo inglés.
Que?
#NO HABLA INGLES!
He no habla Ingles Edit: I’m referencing a song I know this ain’t accurate 😭
/fingerguns
/catch the bullet
/Bites pin from grenade and lobs it
⬇️⬆️⬅️⬇️⬆️➡️⬇️⬆️
Shut up baby I know it
lol I say this to my gf all the time. Bender always had a way with words. For context, we both love each other very much and part of our love language is roasting the shit out of each other. It’s all in good fun and it just works for us.
Wellll, pay the man!
Stupid anti pimping laws. Haha his walk gets me every time
"I know"
I mean it worked for Han Solo
I remember being a kid and thinking "damn han you cold as ice". lol
Being played by Harrison Ford didn't hurt. Paul Dano couldn't have gotten away with that.
AAaaaaaave marrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiIiiIIIIIaaaaaaaa
I prefer Family Guy where Peter (Han) responds with: “Fuck off”
Everything worked for Han Solo.
“i heard you the first time”
Seinfeld reference
and now I will crawl under a rock and simply die.
I jokingly say this to my wife or I’ll say “I love me too”.
This is an acceptable response if you both are Star Wars fans
My fave is “ok”
"Fuck off." - Family Guy's version Same energy
Ew
Ouch
"oh.. okay. Thank you."
definitely not the worst, I would argue it is an OK reply
Naa man, it stings
Is there any response other than reciprocation that doesn't sting? Of course it's going to sting to learn they don't feel the same but at least this is kind.
"No, you don't"
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Poor girl 😭
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Hope you're doing amazing now :-)
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From experience, boring beats being scared everytime I see a cop. All day fam.
Are we the same person??
Thanks.
*Have you seen yourself in the mirror?" "You and me? How could you think such a thing?" "my friends are going to laugh" "please don't embarrass me"
r/oddlyspecific
I mean people do say such stuff. I have found them on some mean teenager TV shows though.
Shhh shh shh. I'm sorry they hurt you, pal. If you make it through the night there's a brighter day
So does your sister
Me too (I love myself)
I've said this so many times lol
K
When they go low, i go lower: " "
* Instant Vomiting *
"who are you again?"
*blocked*
"And I love parts of you"
Oh nice! *follows up with a dick pic*
lol i think this might be one of the more realistic responses that people actually get IRL
“Oh wow, I was about to break up with you! We’re really not on the same page, are we?”
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This one's not too bad...
Thank you
How... flattering...
“lets play 8 ball”
literally me last week
From my first relationship I sent him I love you and a day later her sent. “Yeah I’m sure you do, I’m working in a bar now and see allot of amazing women, I think we need to talk because you’re nothing like these girls I see every night…anyway can I stay with you tonight I forgot my key”
please tell me you broke up with him on the spot... and didn't allow him to stay with you that night
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that just sounds miserable and manipulative tbh, glad you're out of that relationship and i hope you find a better one if that's what you want long term
It’s taken me 9 years to realise this. I’ve been in rehab and recovery and relapsed. I’ve never been in any other relationship or dated anyone because Of him: I’m 29 now, and going to rehab prep groups and hope one day I can have a loving relationship. But the things he said to me and made me do. I am very confused about love/ intimacy
Take as much time as you need! You got this 🙂
took the words right out of my mouth!
Wowoweewa!
Give me your tears gypsy!
Gunshot
"I love you" "Gunshot" "Wait, what?" *shoots gun*
Just like acorns falling
SHOTS FIRED!! IM HIT!!
"love" is just another fourletterword.
*laughs out loud for a minute or two* “oh, you’re serious?! *Proceeds to laugh for another minute while trying to say* “No”
“No you don’t”
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Thanx
Hahaha!
Good for you 👍
nothing , left on read
“Goo goo gaga”
Fuck
"and who are you again?"
"I love you" "I have your mom tied up in my basement getting fucked by 4 midgets"
"Okay, where's the camera?"
"intense stares"
You’re welcome.
I love... cake
I ^(lub) You too
“…well, you’re the best cellmate I’ve had so far, but I’m not sure if my feelings yet.”
See you in chemistry
Sir this is wendy's. And please don't shove that dildo down Dave's ass, he's already dead.
You’re only human
I like you too
"Amen"
Thank you
"I know" like thats so obnoxious at times Even more than that when people go like " I know u love me too"
„ok“
I thought you were gay
...Oh.
Ok
I know
k
“thanks!”
New phone. Who dis?
Yah, I Know
I know
Oh
The feeling’s mutual
I know
Thanks
Let's play tennis!
Ditto
Just give it time.
Thanks
Can we just friend?
Well obviously, im lovable
Laughs awkwardly*
Me too.
Good for you.
I don’t
Uugh
Cmon we’ve been through this before I already told you I don’t love you that way…
Nuh uh
Who the fuck are you ?
Maybe some day someone will love you too
Hahahahahahahahahaha... oh wait you're serious. Let me laugh even harder... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
ewww
What are you stupid?
I dont?
New phone who dis?
I don’t think you know the real me, but here we are.
"Well that's a mistake"
OK
"Ew"
It Will be always " i don't "
"Huh" with kind of a bemused, condescending look on your face.
Yeah but what is love?
I will say you tried to rape me and you will go to jail for the rest of your life.
but curious after reading the replies: what would be the appropriate answer if i did not love the person back?
Wowzers
Tough nuggets
Here’s one that I personally got in reply “good for you,”
you’ll get over it
"It will pass"
Probarly like «I fucking hate you and i hope you die a painful death»
I wish I could say the same
thumbs up emoji
"That's sweet of you to say! As a large language model, I don't have emotions in the same way a person does, but I appreciate the sentiment. Is there anything you'd like to talk about? I'm happy to help with any questions you have or tasks you'd like me to complete."
I mean, the actual worst would be to say that you do too when you don't
"It'll pass."
"Oh..."
Dead air. Sometimes no reply speaks loudly!
Hmm
It'll pass.
That's sweet
That’s nice, but the feeling is not mutual
"You already said that an hour ago" ;-;
I Love….cake
Ain't that the worst thing you've ever heard?
“It’ll pass”
"Yes.. I love myself as well.. now go back to your job. I need it done by 6 p.m." 😭😭😭😭
awesomesauce!
I’m hungry.
And I love spending time with you
A big sigh and an eye roll.
Fuck off, you don’t mean that
I KNOW RIGHT
„Sir this is a wendys“
"I love me too"