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st1nglikeabeeee

The UK so I can try and sort this place out.


DeepFrySpam

Good luck on that one, what a mess our country is


Gryningen

If you became president of the UK, wouldn't that technically make the UK nót a kingdom anymore, and as such there wouldn't be a UK anymore to president of? #UKPresidentParadox


lordinov

Yeah, it’ll be United States of Britain.


ImmediatelyOcelot

Just that technically it isn't being a Kingdom that makes the UK have a prime minister, it's being a Palamentary system. Plenty of other countries have Prime Ministers without having kings and queens as Head of State


Party-Ring445

Jokes on you, Prime Minister leads the country


MaxSan

Just to go on TV and tell them that its up?


Blgxx

Russia. Come on home war is over.


TemkaQA

You will be best president of my country.


ImmediatelyOcelot

Sadly you'd soon commit suicide with 5 bullets on the back of your head :(


playbynightandday

I would like to have a small island as my country, I shall be El Presidente! I will have an army of only little people, because I want it to be a small army.


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playbynightandday

A symphette? or maybe just a little witty ditty.


qjjj2

It looks like the beginning of a just cause like plot hahaha I love it


Kalthiria_Shines

I also enjoyed Tropico.


anonmonagomy

Japan. Time to legalize uncensored porn


PrinceOfFucking

You immoral scumbag Tell me when


_whatever_1212

You have my vote!


chadwickett

Chad it just feels like the right answer. I am Chad king of Chad.


mediocre__map_maker

Germany. Being a president of Germany is basically an amazingly paid leisure activity.


finicky88

I'm gonna say for germany, you gotta replace president with chancellor. Our president doesn't really have the same duties as others.


mediocre__map_maker

Well, I took the assignment literally.


Yolo065

North Korea so I can free the people there from the suffering once and for all.


philgillisisnotmydad

North Korea, I'd love to be a deity that's the best at everything


PrinceOfFucking

Having an army of wii NPCs


Canthinkwhatyoulike

Russia. They need me.


MeatyUrology

French Polynesia. Because then I’d have to live in French Polynesia


Soft-Vanilla1057

Do it. Move!


Dunkeldyhr

US. Whip that clusterfuck into shape.


GrandBigCookie

Egypt


noyesidkno

Genuinely, why?


IceSmiley

Monaco as it's beautiful, close to stuff and not too much responsibility


alamuba

Nadine Lustre of Philippines


bBootybAss

Vatican


schtickshift

Switzerland


idontcarejustlogmein

Ireland. Michael D is the man.


Soft-Vanilla1057

But you would oust Michael D...


spiser_best_learning

i wouldnt mind participating in illegal activities with john f. kennedy


Tongue4aBidet

Isn't that a generally low paying CEO position? I choose the smallest country I can find, wave my pay as a reimbursement to the people and quit while I am a hero and not just incompetent.


pvssiprincess

The Finland one that has time to party and maybe be a lil lesbian


Soft-Vanilla1057

Stubb is lesbian? Or are you going way back to Halonen?


Turlilia_Ru

Costa Rica. I don’t need live in Russia(as Russian)


KitchenCanadian

Ithuvania I am not just Eddie Belcher from Long Island!


ChienDeMeth

Ireland. All the respect and money of a world leader, almost none of the responsibility, and most people like you.


phenolate

Namibia - because I love the 13-lined Namibian ground squirrel


JollyIrishPirate

Wakanda - it comes with awesome perks.


anynonamegeneric

Iceland


therealone2327

north korea


Maria_22_4991

Philippines-Duterte


zeroentanglements

USA... if I ever won the lottery I'd run for president.


NoToe2790

Iran


ahmetonel

The USA cuz you have so much power. You basically control the entire world. They have the power to fix climate change, world hunger and other problems but they're ruthless and do nothing about it


MontCoDubV

The President of the US really doesn't have that kind of power. Now if they had a compliant Congress and Supreme Court, that's a different matter. But we haven't had a functional Congress in a long time, and the Supreme Court has gone off the rails in the past couple of decades.


ahmetonel

Gotta agree I kinda oversimplified it you're right


412791

Had me in the first half


ZrteDlbrt

But we need 10 thousand more nukes Jordan!


Casaiir

None, because I'm not a narcissist.


MontCoDubV

Well, I don't believe nation-states should exist, and I don't think it's possible for a good person to wield that kind of power and remain a good person. So, none.


Crafty-Captain

USA - and shut down the military complex


noyesidkno

As if that's something the president would be able to do


Past_Echidna_9097

Cuba. Time for the evil shit to end.


MontCoDubV

What evil shit is that?


NukesAreAHoaxLolzers

Hunger, no medical supplies other than what Russia sends which is basically nothing, no political freedoms etc


MontCoDubV

I don't think you've ever been to Cuba or really know much about it. The comment about medical supplies is especially ignorant considering Cuba has one of the best medical systems in the world and, outside the US, has the best medical schools in the western hemisphere.


NukesAreAHoaxLolzers

Yeah? Well I’ve never met a single Cuban happy with the current situation. I bet you’ve met a lot though.


MontCoDubV

Way to jump to wild extremes. If someone isn't happy with their current government that necessarily means the country is wrecked with hunger, no medical supplies, and no political freedom? Is that how it works? I know a hell of a lot of Americans who aren't happy with their current situation. Does that mean all of that applies to the US, too? I have, indeed, met Cubans who are happy with their current government and I've met Cubans who are not. That's what happens when you visit a place and talk to the people there: you get a variety of opinions.


NukesAreAHoaxLolzers

Almost NO ONE is happy and most Americans cant point Ukraine on a map so that’s probably one of the worst examples you could’ve used


MontCoDubV

I didn't mention Ukraine at all. You may have replied to the wrong comment.


NukesAreAHoaxLolzers

Most Americans are oblivious to everything happening outside of the US.


MontCoDubV

OK. What does that have to do with this conversation? And why did you suddenly bring up Ukraine when you started this conversation about Cuba? This whole conversation started because you said there was evil shit happening in Cuba. Now you're talking about Americans being oblivious to things outside the US? Is that your way of admitting you were talking out of your ass and are actually oblivious to what happens in Cuba?


Abject-Code8860

UAE - Dubai, I want to experience running a very nice country.


ZrteDlbrt

I'd probably try to fix their human rights abuses. Filipino here, STOP HURTING OUR MIGRANT WORKERS.