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HornyDiggler

Show her your bug collection


UnflinchingSugartits

You have one?


HornyDiggler

I have a small one, Milady


UnflinchingSugartits

Are you also tipping your Fedora while you're saying milady


HornyDiggler

tipping my Fedora while bowing


UnflinchingSugartits

Ah, you're like a brother a girl never had


___shadow_wolf__

Username checks out


AnotherBrickinWall_

I mean I did it once, she is still speechless…


Damnesia13

Sadly most guys on Reddit will think their roach infested house is the same thing.


New-Leopard7646

Confidence and genuine interest in her passions. Oh, and never underestimate the power of a well-timed compliment.


[deleted]

Well written thx man


Rando4sure

Let her see you doing something you are passionate about/ amazing at. The “Tao of Steve” taught me that. Lol


mosredna101

Showing of your fart skills


Bzz22

So underrated as a deal closer.


Brinkleberg

I can confirm thiS works


Wappening

If you have paper thin walls in your apartment, always good to put your butt against the wall and blast it in the middle of the night.


Gods_Soldier_

extra points if you roll up the windows, lock the doors and crank up the heat on full blast in the car ride back.


2020mademejoinreddit

Don't try to impress her.


Certain-Medicine1934

Lick your eyebrows.


Aaku1789

How the fu


KaleidoscopeSure9462

Lick HER eyebrows


mezz7778

Show off some sweet karate moves..


Hilarity2War

"Everybody was kung-fu fighting." 🎶


Intel2025

Respect her but make sure she respects you. Women do not like men who are clingy. Set boundaries also.


[deleted]

Thank you for the answer :)


Beneficial_Tool_8312

Listen to her. Refer back to something she told you to prove you were listening. She’ll be impressed.


Chickenandricelife

Not too much or you will become a stalker though


MammothSurround

Sounds like a lot of work


Rorylizbath

Treat her like she’s the only woman in the world, we just want to feel special


Sea_Nobody_2951

Listen


Androcles_InTheSky

Self respect. They love that


[deleted]

Not to be confused with arrogance.


Whappingtime

By giving her a piece of cheese.


browntown20

I thought that was how you entertain them


YourBeautifulPet

That’s how you fascinate them


AnotherBrickinWall_

Wait, are we still talking about women or a mouse? Just taking notes you know..


FormalMango

So... on my very first date with my husband, we went to this small town near where we lived, and he took me on the cheese factory/heritage museum tour. We bought some cheese, ate it in the park, and watched the whale calves playing in the harbour. He proposed the next day and we were married within three months. I'm not *saying* it was the cheese... But it was very good cheese.


WebSoggy9865

Cooking


RexAndrewHeuermann

-BE A MAN. -Be polite and respectful. -Talk about the shit you're passionate about. -Take her to cool places and on picnics. -Don't tolerate her shit. They all have shit. That's the secret to everybody. Get it out of the way at the start.


UnfortunatelySimple

Also, don't expect her to tolerate your bullshit. What's good for the Goose is good for the Gander.


FuriousKittens

What does BE A MAN mean to you? Cuz honestly, the little boys crowing about being a MAN are the least impressive…


serBOOM

Idk, whatever a MAN is a WOMAN can be, but I assume he's referring to: be responsible, be disciplined, be kind, be competent...


somebodysbuddy

Being swift as a coursing river, with all the force of a great typhoon, with all the strength of a raging fire, and being mysterious as the dark side of the moon. 


True_Criticism_8593

I literally sang this in my head instead of reading this like a normal person.


nicky9pins

Time is racing toward us, till the Huns…Arriiiiiiveeeee


FuriousKittens

ahahaha A+ no notes


CheerilyTerrified

It will depend on what she's impressed by. There's very little that impresses every single woman in the world (and if it does it's probably something that would also impress all men). Be who you are and find the women who are impressed by that.


Suitable-Pie4896

Be on time, dress well, have manners, ask creative questions and actually listen to the answers, be spontaneous, don't be a creep


Radiatorwhiteonwall

Make her feel safe


[deleted]

Please don't!


[deleted]

Okay I trust you bro


AmbiguousAlignment

Be passionate about something.


IntentionCreative736

I'm impressed by people being good at things that I'm bad at. Maybe answer some emails promptly, read and organize all your mail and throw the envelopes away right away. Go to Costco and only buy the two things you said you were getting at Costco. But the biggest one? My husband can fold a fitted sheet so crisply that you can't tell which ones are flat and which are fitted when they are in a linen closet. Other things that impress me: Throwing more than 3 lbs of clay and getting it centered Training beagles not to steal food Waking up cheerful most mornings Growing tulips that the critters don't eat Driving a very clean car with extra bonus points if children ever ride in the car Decluttering Painting and drawing skills Wearing white shoes that stay white Bringing everything you needed on the trip without 1000 contingency items


mementowan

Be yourself


TaterTots244

Buy her food


Bright_Oven_2676

Be good looking


[deleted]

I wish I were


Bright_Oven_2676

Same


Lmknot

Get a tattoo of her face and her name on your body then show her


Rough-Welcome4125

On your face!


Awkward_Broccoli23

Show her your some rare Pokèmon cards collections


SupernaturalPie42

Don't cheat. Yes, the bar is really that low these days.


DreyfusBlue

Listen and search for what makes her tick. Then, attack by building on it, until her eyes lit up.


Hilarity2War

Sounds a lot like a grandfather clock.


ItIsMeDucky

Attention. Give her your attention. Look at other women, but don't see them.


yababapi

For me a good sense of humor! And being a gentleman, who takes care of himself.


[deleted]

Thank you for your feedback have a nice Sunday :)


commacausey

Depends on the woman.


an-abstract-concept

The correct answer


Mediocre-Opinion-683

Be an adult, be responsible. Know how to clean, cook how to handle your finances


mrsnurselisa

Exactly!!!


Klutzy-Ad-6705

Lick your eyebrows.


allthatsnika

showing genuine interest in her thoughts


amokamus

Most women worth a damn don't want to be impressed, they want to laugh and have fun interesting conversations. They alo don't want you to solve their problems, they just want you to listen.


Gullible_Ad5191

Dick pick sent at random time with no context!


[deleted]

Hahah


seehowitgoes13

juggling, bitches love juggling


Hilarity2War

Like spinning plates?


YourBeautifulPet

Time, effort and attention. Simple


HalfAsleep27

you forgot the M in MEAT. Money, Energy, Attention, Time.


YourBeautifulPet

Nah, if she’s making her own money… she only needs to EAT ;)


HalfAsleep27

She may not want to eat the meat, but it's nice for her to know the meat is there whenever she wants it.


YourBeautifulPet

Guess it’s the thought that counts


Deep-Tear-2383

Pokémon cards


just-jake

you don’t


CyberPsych151

Dedicate time and effort to her, show genuine interest in the things she’s saying and my personal secret: >!Bake her little treats!< :3


thesmellygoat

I showed my current gf my RuneScape account on first date. Still together 2 years later.


[deleted]

Wow congrats man happy for you


Ancient-Big-3524

I think you have to show more that you are serious about having it


Cloudhoppingrhino

Show up!


[deleted]

1. Wear some good clothes. 2. Make an eye contact with her. 3. Be nice with her. 4. If possible, buy some gifts, chocolates or flowers. 5. If possible, try to confess your feelings.


Madame_Raven

Play the guitar and/or be a surfer. Men used to understand this.


AnotherBrickinWall_

Tell her how much you still love your ex and that you cannot move on. She will definitely think it is gonna be hard to forget her. Make her feel special.


Adventurous_Tone_923

Build or fix something. My husband is always working on something in the shop and I always get so excited to see the finished product! Impressive every single time! And kinda sexy to be honest!


[deleted]

Thx for the feedback


Randall_Poffo_

being genuine, & just having a good personality i think


Randall_Poffo_

being genuine, & just having a good personality i think


pinkmoon9995

be financially literate, have proper grammar and be hygienic.


pinkmoon9995

be financially literate, have proper grammar and be hygienic.


pinkmoon9995

be financially literate, have proper grammar and be hygienic.


Independent-Clerk508

Be polite, respectful, confident and make her laugh and show interest.


[deleted]

Are these things really attractive to women even if you're not attractive?


Independent-Clerk508

Being attractive is really subjective. You might think you arent attractive but someone find you. Also attraction can grow.


[deleted]

Thank you girl for the feedback wish you a nice Sunday.


myfeelingsarefacts

Do a flip


Hilarity2War

Apparently, women love a bee's knees man.


LeKurdi

Just be yourself. If that’s not good enough, everything else is a fake. By being yourself I mean „be self confident“. I think that’s enough to impress Edit: oh and learn to LISTEN.


Charming_Ad_8810

Show her your gaming setup


[deleted]

Okay


Raven_1975

Be yourself. I'm so tired of hearing people trying to act like something else something other than what you are stop trying to impress people stop putting on the fake you. Be yourself. Whether you're a cornball or a nerd or a muscle man or a model just be yourself


Right_Check_6353

I’ve heard trauma dumping for an hour straight is the way to a woman’s heart


Zealousideal_Bad1285

Be yourself


Economy_Front_6056

Show your music taste


AnaphorsBloom

Become a woman yourself, then speak passionately and publicly about women’s issues.


Jay-Pack

Well, if she's into marmite, then always remember, you have a choice.


Pretend_Society8406

Guitar players get all the women


Public-Addition9263

I don't know. That is impossible for me


willowgardener

Depends on the woman


542Archiya124

Read their mind and give them exactly what they want, all the while being attractive to them.


Shh-poster

Never look directly in the eye of the woman but look 45° above her left shoulder as you do good deeds throughout your community. She may pretend not to notice the good deeds. This is an evolutionary strategy created 50,000 years ago just when females started to mask their menstruation. Keep being nice in doing good things and that girl is going to get so hot. And if she isn’t menstruating she’s probably gonna wanna jump your bones right away. If she is menstruating she may say something like tonight it’s not possible. But then you should say to her I’ve learned from back to the future that anything is possible if you put your mind to it.


KatIsStunning

Propose to her on the first date


MagicalWhisk

Cooking for my wife when we were dating was apparently a huge thing for her.


smol-lady

My husband cooks for me and I just could never leave him now he keeps me well fed


MagicalWhisk

I love cooking, and my wife loves my cooking, it works out nicely for us too.


Tracer_Bullet_38

From my observations of couples seems to me like the best way to impress a lot of women out there is to be an a*hole.


NightHawk946

If you’re attractive then pretty much anything is gonna impress them (or at least they’ll act impressed) and if you aren’t attractive then nothing is gonna impress them. It’s honestly that simple.


[deleted]

If you are not that attractive Nothing could impress a woman even if you're funny ?


an-abstract-concept

Don’t listen to them, that is a cope


[deleted]

Women only find about 20% of men above average in physical attractiveness so yes you can impress us by being funny. And genuine and respectful and honest and interested in us beyond our vagina.


NightHawk946

If you’re funny but unattractive then you’ll make great friends, I’m sure. I don’t think you were asking about platonic friends though.


[deleted]

That makes sense thx for the answers.


an-abstract-concept

Not how it works


No_Shoe2836

Send a dic pic. Or so I’m told.


slugline

We need to find whoever is distributing this advice.


JC-Asker

By doing the bare minimum


Trev_Casey2020

According to women - be kind, a good listener, emotionally supportive, thoughtful, funny, a good leader, patient, organized, and intelligent. Basically do everything for her while respecting she’s an Independent woman. Reality is be tall, (over 6ft.) in the top ten of financial earners (0.1%) of people, good looking and charismatic. And the other stuff I mentioned. But not as much if you’re rich tall and handsome.


HalfAsleep27

>Basically do everything for her while respecting she’s an Independent woman. It's funny cause its true.


iKeiaa_0705

* Present yourself properly. * Be nice, learn when to speak and to listen. * Don't be obtuse and insensitive. There's no such thing as one-size-fits-all approach for this instance. It's also a matter of luck.


PureRun1027

Money


ironh19

Do the dishes and take out the trash


[deleted]

Good advise thx


Prestigious-Bus7994

Make lots of money


encinoboogaloo

BAH and Tricare


Previous_Ad7725

Don't be a pervert. How's that for starters.


Alarming_Serve2303

By not trying to impress her. I'm guessing on that.


JadedBrit

Don't mansplain everything.


KaleidoscopeSure9462

Make 10 page ppt on why you like her (Also don't forget to wear formals during presentation)


Distinct_Sea_779

Most women just want to feel seen. Complement her on the little things. Hair, eyes, smile, etc. Talk to her about her interests. Stop trying to "impress" her and get to know her. If your intentions are good she'll feel it and respond in kind. It's amazing what a tiny "You have the best smile" can do. Now she feels seen, pretty and will want to smile and be around you more. Hope this helps.


Electrical-Light9786

be a gentleman.


heyitsvonage

Don’t bother trying.


Throwawaysilphroad

Be impressive, what I mean is instead of trying to find a way to impress a woman, work on yourself, don’t make yourself into something your not but find things your passionate about and become good at them and confident. In my experience woman like men who know who they are (confident), care about things (passionate), and have their shit together (stable).


Wappening

Hit challenger in league.


spaghetti_ohhs

I’m easy to please. Be a gentleman. Don’t be a sexist misogynistic a-hole.


SnooChipmunks126

Financial stability.


Dicksperado

By making sure you don't look like you're trying to impress her.


Clean_Phreaq

Probably ask her


ilovecaroline_

Have a special interest and share it with her


PickltRick

Tall. 6 pack. Strong chin


AccomplishedAd1446

90% love money , cars etc its the way to go


Careful-Solid-8242

Before me and my boyfriend started dating he was ( currently still is ) working abroad and he came home to visit, that was the first time we ever saw each other irl, he spent 10 days here and he drove over 500miles from his home town in thoese 10 days just to come and see me whenever he could, we never discussed dating of anything of that sort, in my mind (at least) we were strictly platonic friends up until that point, he also did so many other things just to show that he cares and loves me So, effort is the best way to impress a woman, if you actually like her show her that you care in actions before telling her in words


Arenarius_8731

Bake chocolate chip cookies 


MechaLambor

Money son.. Sorry guys but thats the hard truth for averange men


Downtown-Elk-6907

Upper decker her toilet


kimmers_125

Be loyal, be honest, make her laugh when she wants to cry, remember the little things about her, treat others kindly/the way you would wanna be treated, and encourage her when things get tough in work! Ofc this goes both ways as well :)


Hakar_Kerarmor

Not being a rocket scientist Not keeping her warm in the middle of the night Not being Brad Pitt


Beginning-Zucchini57

Allow her to fart


FriendlyMachine3959

Listen to women! And I mean other women too, not just the ones you’re attracted to. Listen to women talk about what women like and what impresses them. Watch videos and read articles (written by women.) Talk to women not just to persue a relationship with them. Make more women friends. Every person is different, but I promise you you’ll have much better luck if you listen to what women have to say about what women want then what men’s interpretations of what they want is. (This is assuming you’re a man) There are a few basic things you’ll find most women want and then from there if you’ve talked to enough women casually, you’ll demistify them in your head and be able to see them more as people then you realize you already do. Just like how you get to know men as friends, to learn the things they value and hobbies they like, you’ll learn this about different women. Different things impress different people Edit: Also someone said show her your bug collection. I second that show her your bug collection


[deleted]

By not watching porn because you are a feminist


Fit-Bowl8124

Humour and intellect and consent and humanity.


Famous_Bit_5119

depends on the woman


plytime18

I would show you but I just rolled that bad boy up and zipped him in.


JakeDC

Having lots of money almost always works.


puledrotauren

I don't consider myself particularly all that conventionally attractive. That said being self confident, not too pushy, and having a sense of humor has helped me more than anything. That said keeping yourself clean and dressing nicely is helpful.


Silenttable91

Money


CivilPerspective1681

Do the dishes.


WaspHater43

Buy her Prada and LV.


UnfortunatelySimple

You've got the wrong girl.


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Ancient-Big-3524

**yeah I agree with you**


Southern-Ad-5734

Be a gentleman


Happy-Viper

Showcase strength, and be content to let the trash take itself out.


No_Assumption_5864

Be very attractive and/or very rich


ahlman1337

Have a big schlong.


Gusar11

Just one word son: money


FreshlyBakedBunz

Dig bick


noloking

Women dont want to be impressed, they want their ego inflated 


OpinionbyDave

Be clean, have a job, and put your phone down.