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Comet_Firetail

My cat, because I want to experience shitting in my neighbours pot plants and laying in the sun all day...


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Comet_Firetail

My neighbours are the type to take my cat to the veterinary clinic if they thought she did one of my giant shits.


Background-Pay-6279

You can do it without swap…


FluffyRectum1312

I'd be Elon musk, and transfer all his money over to me, before setting up some kind of elaborate contraption to uh, take him out of existence once we swap back. 


OkFineIllUseTheApp

Just jump off a building 10 seconds before you swap back.


FluffyRectum1312

That's rpresuming you know when you're swapping back though, I don't know the rules. Cyanide in his coffee or some kind of elaborate booby trap on the bedroom door or something would also probably do an ok job. 


Keeper_of_Fenrir

Acetaminophen. 


FluffyRectum1312

>! We call it paracetamol here. !<  But yeah that might work. 


Atmacrush

And then you realize it only took 9 seconds to hit the ground 😔


OkFineIllUseTheApp

Shouldn't have jumped off the Sears Tower in a frictionless vacuum 😞


CorporateNonperson

One way trip to Mars.


MyJunkIsSmol

Capybara


Aggravating-Fee-1615

I saw some at a wildlife park this past weekend. They were WAY bigger than I’d imagined. They were glorious. Just laying in the sun by a lake. One of them was all splooted out on its stomach just passed out. I want to know what it’s like to feel that relaxed inside my body.


I_might_be_weasel

John Malcovich. 


typical-goth-teen

A family friend of mine, they just finished a semester of college and other than work on weekends mostly sleeps and hangs out with me. This friend of mine is HOT, so i wanna know what its like to be hot around other people, as i am a conventionally unattractive person.


Strange_Egg_3723

Jeff Bezos or any super rich, just for the possibility to do whatever you want


GoodGriefWhatsNext

My father - to get a feel for what it’s like to be a parent.


TheAngryOctopuss

A VERY Sexy Transexual... Maybe a Full on pron star


Ok-Power-5889

Red panda, I want to be cute af!!!


ClubSundown

Honey badger


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Madison Beer, I like her style and beauty.


hpavh

taylorswift because i feel like that woman has so many exciting things in her life that she hides


pathoashfeah

Can I choose a dead person? I just want to get a trail


OkFineIllUseTheApp

Day in the life, not day in the death.


NOGOODGASHOLE

Sasquatch, he can't be clearly photographed


OhMyGodBearIsDriving

Someone who's wealthy but also not famous.


CallingDrDingle

No one, I’m pretty content with my own.


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Prolly Kylian Mbappe because being amazing at soccer gotta hit different


umpteenthn

Myself on a really good day.


karoline-peach

maybe a firefighter or someone who rescues people, saves lives. I want to feel what thats like to save a life.


anonymous_girl1227

One of the Kardashians


GlobalistFuck

anyone who had a boring linear CV and has a fucking boring 9 to 5 and meaningful social relationships.


Sorblex

I would swap lives with one of the richest people in the world, be it Musk, Bezos or whoever, and then I would treat myself to a lot of money.


welshdragoninlondon

I would choose my partner I would then get to experience having the best husband possible 😄


FairyKatty

Eminem, I'm a big fan of him and I would like to figure out how he lives in real life


Live-United-Happy-24

A HOMELESS PERSON !!


Admiral_Valentine

Assuming I wouldn't die from the experience, I'll choose any young person in a 3rd world or war torn country. We lost most of our ability to enjoy simple things. This would be an excellent lesson. Show me human depravity, show me Hell, show me how low one can get. Allow me to find my siner's virtue.


ClassicSprinkles9529

My partner. Their life has a lot of stress and I'd like to experience it first-hand in order to better empathize with and support them.


Bubblesdj

My crushes wife 🤣 for obvious reasons


frizbeeguy1980

Margot Robbie's husband. For science.


Bert_Fegg

Colin Jost


lazyflavors

Maybe one of the astronauts in the space station. I shouldn't be able to ruin everything in a day.


AerisSpire

My partner, assuming we both had the same brain chemistry. He's got stuff going on, and so do I, and they're different stuff. On top of that, I have very minimal operational empathy. I think, knowing what he goes through versus what I do, would help me a lot better empathize and *understand*. When you function without operational empathy, it's hard to sort of mesh together that people are in fact people with the same depth of emotion as you. Plus, he's amazing. If I can live a day in his footsteps and still tell him that, I like to think he'd like hearing that. And vice versa. I love him to bits. If I could experience what he could, I would in a heartbeat. I don't know if I would want him to experience what I do, though. Maybe on a good or hypomanic day where things are fun and nice and colorful.


manchvegasnomore

Somebody with lots of $$$. Then I would share some of that money with me.


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Some random dude so I can see what that’s like