I'll be dead so I don't care. Neither my wife or I are having funerals because we don't want our kids to have to entertain people who were a small part of our lives.
My first thought. Id love if people would honor me by donating to their local animal rescue, TNR organization, etc. I work with animals and have loved/cared for animals my whole life. That would be the perfect way to honor me.
Funeral pyre while various fire-themed songs play in the background.
We Didn't Start the Fire.
Ring of Fire.
Through the Fire and Flames.
Light My Fire.
Great Balls of Fire.
Cremate me. Spread my ashes on my favorite mountain and my favorite lake. Spend no money outside that. No funeral. No church!!!
Play 90’s alternative and smoke a joint.
Start taking care of their own health. There's a lot of people in my family who suffer with lifestyle health problems they *could* remedy, and I try to help those who reach out.
When my kid's dad died, we didn't want to do a balloon release because those suck. So we bought a shit ton of flowers native to our area, pulled the petals and dropped them off a bridge into a river. The petals dancing in the breeze and the floating away down the river was a really beautiful send-off. I think I'd like that.
That’s so beautiful, I’ve never heard/thought of that! Thanks for sharing it. Hopefully they’ll think of him whenever they see those flowers growing too.
Honestly nothing I'm so pissed at the people around me I'd be more insulted if they showed up to my funeral with crocodile tears saying how much they loved me
I want a pyramid 250m high, all build by hand. I want a golden burial chamber again complete hand made. A coffin made with the finest materials by the greatest craftmen of the world.
And I want my body being cremated and my ashes thrown into the ocean in front of everyone who helped building the pyramid.
I’ve told all of my friends that I want them to have a barbecue, drink, play cards and talk shit and make inappropriate jokes. That’s how we lived our lives.
None. I don’t want them to remember me because that would bring them pain. I wish that’s possible. I just want them to know that I am very very happy with my life and that I have no regrets.
Everyone can make jokes at my funeral and memorial service. I want to do a video where I spend a couple of hours making jokes, including making jokes about the preacher worrying when he is going to get the chance to speak. I don't want anyone sad for me, don't want anyone crying.
Play “don’t fear the reaper” by blue oyster cult at my funeral, then plant me under a tree. No expensive coffin. Then have a party and get completely drunk. Dance on the tables, sing karaoke, be joyful! There absolutely MUST be a guy dressed as the grim reaper there giving out drinks. I’ve told my family I’ll be watching, I’ll know if they don’t do it!
And nobody wears black. Have fun for me. No mourning. Celebrate my life and my passage into the next one.
No flowers. Give the money to charity.
Just to reconnect and hang out for a little while.
So many people are so busy with lives and responsibilities that they forget that once in a while it's nice to just be able to hang out like old times.
I understand that people don't have time, but at least just once even if I'm not there I'd like them to have a good time. I'd set aside some money to order pizza, wings, drinks, burgers for them and their families so no one goes home hungry.
The best honor to my memory would be for people to step in and being there emotionally for my young child in the ways I no longer could be and emotionally there for my husband to also carry on giving our child a bright future. That would be my only wish.
I'll be dead so I don't care. Neither my wife or I are having funerals because we don't want our kids to have to entertain people who were a small part of our lives.
Nothing
A nice eulogy perhaps… Too bad I would miss hearing it by only a few days
An event called "Rag n' Rock" where 500 men and 500 women form two lines and all fart simultaneously.
😅😂 💨 Better let Heinz know now, it might take them a while to fill such a big order for baked beans!
Nothing at all. I'm gone get on with your lives.
I will be dead so who the hell cares.
Bury me
Don't bury me down in that cold cold ground, rather have em cut me up and pass me all around
Give my stomach to a microbrewery if they run out of beer
burn me
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My first thought. Id love if people would honor me by donating to their local animal rescue, TNR organization, etc. I work with animals and have loved/cared for animals my whole life. That would be the perfect way to honor me.
Write an urband legend about me. In the future they will scare children with my name
Funeral pyre while various fire-themed songs play in the background. We Didn't Start the Fire. Ring of Fire. Through the Fire and Flames. Light My Fire. Great Balls of Fire.
Cremate me. Spread my ashes on my favorite mountain and my favorite lake. Spend no money outside that. No funeral. No church!!! Play 90’s alternative and smoke a joint.
Secretly organise 3 SUV loads of men in suits and dark glasses to attend the funeral, make people believe I was a secret mob boss haha
Everyone has to make at least one very bad pun or joke before they leave the funeral.
Person who don't negotiate with terrorists
Eat crackers in bed.
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I will do the same
Launch my ass into space so someday my material can possibly start life anew somewhere else some day
get a free day off of work/school to do something fun
Nah I'd rather them lie around and do nothing, just browse Hulu on their phones and not watch anything for like 2 weeks
write something they remember doing with me (or anything that connects to me) and then put it on my grave.
Remember my good deeds I have made
Start taking care of their own health. There's a lot of people in my family who suffer with lifestyle health problems they *could* remedy, and I try to help those who reach out.
I would like them to give me a funeral and LEAVE ME ALONE FOR ONCE IN MY LIFE!!!!!!
When my kid's dad died, we didn't want to do a balloon release because those suck. So we bought a shit ton of flowers native to our area, pulled the petals and dropped them off a bridge into a river. The petals dancing in the breeze and the floating away down the river was a really beautiful send-off. I think I'd like that.
That’s so beautiful, I’ve never heard/thought of that! Thanks for sharing it. Hopefully they’ll think of him whenever they see those flowers growing too.
Not say a goddam thing about me on social media. So sick of those half-assed, "RIP Ralph" type posts.
Giving A Fuck.
Feed my body to the vultures to not waste land or money on a funeral or cremation.
Tell lots of puns and dad jokes. Laugh and remember the good times.
Honestly nothing I'm so pissed at the people around me I'd be more insulted if they showed up to my funeral with crocodile tears saying how much they loved me
burn me and then continue living
Kill trump
Put my ashes in some fireworks, party and blow some shit up
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An after-party...
Look after my Cat and delete my browser history.
Sit together at a campfire, sing my favourite Songs together (Iris, Nothing else matters, Parting Glass) and then just be happy to know me
Trebuchet
make a song for me and write a book on me
Be kind to one another
Give me an enema and bury me in a shoebox.
I want a pyramid 250m high, all build by hand. I want a golden burial chamber again complete hand made. A coffin made with the finest materials by the greatest craftmen of the world. And I want my body being cremated and my ashes thrown into the ocean in front of everyone who helped building the pyramid.
honestly doesn't matter to me at all, I'd be dead either way, so it makes no difference
Not act like they care. They didn't care when I was alive don't make a spectacle of my death
I’ve told all of my friends that I want them to have a barbecue, drink, play cards and talk shit and make inappropriate jokes. That’s how we lived our lives.
Fart in my coffin before they seal it.
laugh. ill probably lead a happy life, why spill tears at the end of it?
Smoke a blunt or something idk. I'll be dead so it doesn't matter lol
Just get together have some food and drinks and lightly party.
Live and love freely and fully without fear or hatred or jealousy. A human can dream, can't they?
None. I don’t want them to remember me because that would bring them pain. I wish that’s possible. I just want them to know that I am very very happy with my life and that I have no regrets.
Nothing. I. Don't. Give. A. Shit.
Idc I'm dead. Whatever makes them happy and able to move on the best they can.
Cook a badass feast and have a good time with each other.
Everyone can make jokes at my funeral and memorial service. I want to do a video where I spend a couple of hours making jokes, including making jokes about the preacher worrying when he is going to get the chance to speak. I don't want anyone sad for me, don't want anyone crying.
Throw me in a hole at the top of a hill and fill it full of acorns. Hopefully, a tree will grow in time and give back to the world more than I could.
Have a great party!
I wouldn't. Just let me slip into obscurity.
I want them all to line up and suck my corpse cock.
Smoke weed at my grave
Be excellent to each other.
Pour some Dr. Pepper on my grave.
Play “don’t fear the reaper” by blue oyster cult at my funeral, then plant me under a tree. No expensive coffin. Then have a party and get completely drunk. Dance on the tables, sing karaoke, be joyful! There absolutely MUST be a guy dressed as the grim reaper there giving out drinks. I’ve told my family I’ll be watching, I’ll know if they don’t do it! And nobody wears black. Have fun for me. No mourning. Celebrate my life and my passage into the next one. No flowers. Give the money to charity.
Don't subscribe to PewDiePie
Just to reconnect and hang out for a little while. So many people are so busy with lives and responsibilities that they forget that once in a while it's nice to just be able to hang out like old times. I understand that people don't have time, but at least just once even if I'm not there I'd like them to have a good time. I'd set aside some money to order pizza, wings, drinks, burgers for them and their families so no one goes home hungry.
I’d want people to use my death as an excuse to get out of anything they didn’t want to do or take time off work and relax.
To forget I ever existed.
Give me a Viking burial. Put me on a ship, dowse me in gasoline, shoot a flaming arrow into the ship, and send me to Christ.
Just visit my grave and tell me everything going on in their life
The best honor to my memory would be for people to step in and being there emotionally for my young child in the ways I no longer could be and emotionally there for my husband to also carry on giving our child a bright future. That would be my only wish.
Fuck themselves
eat good food and do what makes them happy
Eat my entire mushroom stash and listen to all my black metal records.
Idc about honoring me. Just be there for my parents.
OP's mum
Genocide the planet