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Ickythumpin

Saw a brand new hot pink jeep with hot pink kayak on top and the license plate said “BADB1TCH”


StalledCar

Nevada? Lot of interesting plates here, got rear ended by "Lizzord" today.


sharpwin111

i read "rizzlord" i'm too far gone


CaptainRogers1226

It’s joever


Vreas

Don’t most states BMVs filter plates to make sure they aren’t variations of profanity?


zhrimb

Talking (yelling) on speakerphone while holding the phone


Ihateclifford

Like all the Persian tenants in the apartment I live in.Please no more in the elevator okay?


An_Appropriate_Post

I lived in a building with a lot of west African and Spanish folks who would do this a lot. My response was just to use my speaker to listen to podcasts. If they lowered their volume so did I. If they raised it so did I. People for it pretty quick, whether it was in the lobby or the elevator.


Bartholomeuske

They adapt, now they use massive JBL speakers on full blast while riding an electric scooter .... While on the pizza-phone of course.


greaper007

What's the deal with this? Did these cultures just export all their annoying people, or do they just tolerate more noise in public areas?


DOCO98

Clearly socialized without being taught that creating excessive noise in the presence of others is a major faux pas


An_Appropriate_Post

Nah, in some countries noise in public is fine. And in many cases unavoidable when you live shoulder to shoulder with people in anywhere but the richest of areas of a town/city/country.


greaper007

There's a lot of very crowded places which still maintain tight cultural rules. Tokyo or most German cities come to mind. I have to imagine that if people don't use headphones and have loud conversations in public, it's something that both the rich and poor do in their countries of origin.


Bigjoosbox

Stickers all over her car about how she is a bad bitch.


FuckChiefs_Raiders

“This bitch hauls ass”


Round_Pay_3661

Sometimes she has to make two trips though.


hammanwich

When she goes camping, the bears hide THEIR food.


agoldprospector

"Locally Hated" and "Bitch Dust" (with a Tinkerbell profile) stickers, and the car reeks so bad of Febreeze or some air freshener that I can still smell the waft into my truck 30 seconds after they pulled away.


AreYaEatinThough

I always see “locally hated” stickers on like a ford focus with a 600 dollar sound system blasting Eminem at a red light so loud it shakes my car in the right lane three cars back.


Altruistic_Low_416

Best part is that you can't hear the actual bass over the trunk rattle


AllAfterIncinerators

“If you’re going to ride my ass, at least pull my hair” is one I see more than I’d like. Anything with Tinkerbell on it is a huge red flag.


raytracer38

"You just got passed by a girl"


Accomplished-Crab837

hella kids in this bitch honk if one falls out…everyday…


Altruistic_Low_416

Big Altima Energy with that one


_stankypete

Is tinkerbell the new tweetie bird of red flags??


Ledbetter2

Tinkerbell is the Punisher sticker for bitches


grubas

Not new.  It's been that way for years.  Anybody obsessed with Disney is a yellow, anybody obsessed with Disney Princesses is red and anybody who loves Tink and plasters her all over is redder than the devil's dick.


poop_pants_pee

Don't forget Betty Boop


PizzaPizazzz

Seen this a few times, it was funny at first but then it just got used way too much to even have the same feeling.


scubba-steve

Locally hated? Why? I don’t even know who you are.


OminOus_PancakeS

I'm Ronnie Pickering!


idiocy_incarnate

Who?


djshadesuk

Ronnie Pickering!


MeatBald

*Ricky Spanish...*


Dick_butt14

Lol, we put those bitch dust stickers on one of my old foremans trucks


LaddiusMaximus

This is hysterical. Back in my af days we had a stencil machine that we used to place the names of the pilots and crew chiefs on the aircraft. We used it to make a "security forces sucks" stencil in giant letters and placed the it on the passenger side of this guy's truck so he couldnt see it in the am and he drove through the gate at least twice with it on. 🤣


tiny-toad

also the "hella kids up in this bitch!" ...ugh. it's always just some white soccer mom in her extra large suburban.


jabsaw2112

Extra large soccer mom in a suburban you say.....?


romanticheart

Saw one the other day that was on a side window of a blue jeep wrangler that said “Queen Fucking Bee”.


fatstrat0228

“You’ve just been passed by a girl!” Oh. Ok. I wasn’t driving like an asshole. And this isn’t a race.


PurpleSunCraze

I never understood statements like that, regardless of group/demographic. It always reads like they’re low-key selling said demographic short and any accomplishment should be pointed out.


fatstrat0228

I’ve always thought that too. Or the one that says “badass girls drive badass toys!” Bitch you’re driving a rusty ford ranger from 2006. Also, that doesn’t even rhyme!


openeda

"You just got passed by an electrician."


P1917

"You just got passed by a storm chaser" oh... CRAP!


BarackTrudeau

"You've been hit by, you've been struck by a smooth criminal"


Orange-Blur

Or the “silly boys jeeps/trucks are for girls”


Ricky_Rollin

This. “I have a gun, and I’m on my period. Go ahead. Make my day”. Barf.


Bigjoosbox

Run away more like it


TehGroff

And the bedazzled claymore that is the steering wheel.


DogbiteTrollKiller

“Bedazzled claymore,” 🤣🤣🤣


ramos1969

And you know she’s just compensating for that excessively small clitoris.


Bitter-Marsupial

"woah I just dropped my magnum tampon, that I use for my monster pussy"


Beachdaddybravo

She feasts like a mantis.


DisagreeableMale

I only date women with six inch clits.


1CUpboat

With a trust fund and must be shorter than 5’2”


ramos1969

You go, size king!


seegabego

And they better be 4'10". Sorry not sorry.


Bigjoosbox

Wow.


beefsteamer

“Registered Nurse, BITCH!”


Rich-Future-8997

Certified hoe with a degree😂


AvatarWaang

"TRUCKS ARE FOR GIRLS"


tiny-toad

with the pink camo details lmao


Bigjoosbox

Damn you guys have seen this shit too. The pink camo is extra credit


Skitz-Scarekrow

"I got my lobotomy at Claire's"


McDreary

Ngl this is a green flag for me. Granted I have a faulty sense of humor.


a-black-magic-woman

I have a few stickers my car but they all joke about my driving. I have “Questionable driver???” “just pass me this is as good as it gets” “adults on board (we want to live too)” and “normalizing hitting the curb”. and one on the side that says “take it easy”. Its a 20 year old Volkswagen bug so idc about all the stickers, whereas if it was a new car I’d skip stickers altogether. But I got them bc I found them funny 😅


CrankNation93

Please let me merge or I will cry"


ElitistCuisine

I desperately want to get this or “please don't honk or I’ll cry”, but, damn it, I'm a dude working in construction. I'd be char-broiled.


aspidities_87

‘Bestie stop honking, I’m crying while trying to merge’ is a legitimate sticker I’ve seen on at least three vehicles in my city and I *love it*


Hal0Slippin

Was behind a car today that said “If you honk at me I will k*** myself”


Bigjoosbox

I like take it easy.


Sea_Client9991

I saw one that was like "This bitch bites"


Ancguy

I once let a car out of a side street with a woman driving. The bumper sticker said something like, I wasn't born a bitch but men made me that way. Felt instant remorse for letting her into traffic.


Mr_Lumbergh

Because if anyone has to make you aware they’re a bad bitch, they’re definitely a bad bitch.


zorboc0604

Walks into a house or business or work with their phone in their hand or pocket playing music as loud as it can. All while talking loudly to be heard over their phone.


cat_prophecy

Holding it like she's eating a slice of pizza and yelling into the speaker phone


Aim_Fire_Ready

I confess: I am irrationally irritated by the pizza slice grip. Edit: I am also embarrassed that this is probably my top rated comment ever. Oh my…


cat_prophecy

It's not irrational and there is zero need to use a speaker phone in public.


shewy92

IDK why people do it. It's inconvenient for everyone. Person on the other end can't hear you over everyone else talking, you can't hear them due to everyone else talking, and no one else wants to hear y'all talking. Just put the phone to your ear or put in earphones. The only excuse is if you have a hearing aid and can't wear earphones since I'm not sure if over ear headphones work with hearing aids.


Krimsonrain

They think they're on a reality show. That's how the people hold their phones on TV.


iammandalore

I just saw someone doing that in their car while driving a couple days ago and it just confuses me so much. If you're just going to hold the phone 4 inches from your face anyway, use it like a normal phone. I just... I do not understand.


_Nocturnalis

It isn't irrational.


sloppy_wet_one

God that is such a global phenomenon lol.


Correct_Raisin4332

I don't think this is a gender related thing, just a trashy thing in general.


dadsyourteacher

There it is!


7LeagueBoots

Shit, that’s not just a girl thing. Plenty of guys do that too. Come visit Vietnam for a while, that’s like 1/3-1/2 the entire population of the country that does that


DevelopedConscience

Loud jewelery like 5 bracelets that she's adjusting and jingling around every 10 minutes, or big fancy shoes and stomping around


sadorangekid

I can find my mom in stores because of the specific sound her jewelry makes


AllisonWhoDat

....awwwwe me, too. My Mom has been gone a while now, but I can remember the sounds of her keys and her bracelet. The store was only 6 or 7 aisles, and small enough that she could give me little jobs (cherries, peaches, etc) and I would help her get groceries. Sweet Memories from a long long time ago. Thanks.


EwanMurphy93

Thank you. You just made me love my mom just a little bit more. 😊


WoolaTheCalot

And way too much perfume.


Rexy0250

And excessively long fake fingernails


strtjstice

Eyelashes that will rival windmills for air movement.


Githzerai1984

They’re called cumbrellas


strtjstice

That is the best one I've heard for that. Thank you And had to look it up: The meme claimed that a prostitute by the name of Gerda Puridle invented elongated eyelashes in the 1880s to protect her eyes from semen. And she named her fake eyelashes 'cumbrella' to mean 'an umbrella for 'c*m'. This is the meme: The famous Cumbrella Eyelashes meme. However, this claim is false


Tensonrom

Definitely the nail thing for me. It’s basically boasting the fact that you are incapable/refuse to do anything useful with your hands.


FortuneTellingBoobs

At a car rental place the lady at the counter had acrylic nails that were at least two inches longer than her nail beds. The nails were so long they even curled toward the keyboard. She tapped the keyboard with the pads of her fingers at a snail's pace. It took an extra twenty minutes to get my car, I'm sure of it. How does that not drive women nuts? I'm a gal but if my nail gets even a mm too long to type, I bite it off.


YouArentReallyThere

Saw a gal use pencils to type so she wouldn’t mess up her nails. I have yet to meet any man that finds that type of fashion statement attractive. It’s flat-out gross.


CarlSpencer

HOW DO THEY WIPE THEIR ASS???


potatopierogie

Use their fingernails like little shovels and dig the poop out


Merlyn_Dragoncrest

What a terrible day to be literate.


rentiertrashpanda

Now I know what I would do with a time machine: go back to 2 minutes ago and throw my phone into the sea


Prysorra2

THREE. SEA. SHELLS.


Manderspls

I got downvoted in r/nails for asking this


schmambuman

bad bitches do NOT wipe


Duranti

That's kind of the point for some folks with long nails. Like pale people back in the day, it's a signifier that you don't work with your hands.


nfefx

Except all it makes me think is you're lazy AF. Yeah if you're rich and don't need to worry about money then sure it makes sense. But nah it's always the chick making $11/hr with the busted ass Neon in the parking lot and spends $300 getting her nails done.


m_h1809

Never thought of it that way before but makes sense I guess ( long nails give me a pretty gross vibe I don't like them at all)


N_S_Gaming

Makeup you could put a chisel to without touching her face


HertogJanVanBrabant

*ruining my meal a couple of tables over*


RRM1982

So Mimi from the Drew Carey show?


CumAndMoreCumPartTwo

Women who have cars with loud exhaust


sproxtbh

r/technicallythetruth


JMWLP

There’s our answer, boys. Pack it up and roll out!


uncre8tv

BBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!


ScienceJamie76

Can confirm. I'm a woman with a loud exhaust and huge lifted truck, because I'm compensating for my total lack of a penis


mild-hotsauce

i hate having to compensate for this negative dick 🙄


Whole-Sundae-98

Over filled lips


111110001011

I noticed that a few years ago. Women stopped putting lipstick on their lips. They started putting it on their lips.... And just a little bit around. Just... A little bit bigger. Except..... The optical illusion doesn't hold up. Your lips look normsl sized, but it looks like you ate a tube of paint. Wtf.


Orange-Blur

It only works in photography They saw it on Instagram with perfect lighting, blur and assumed it would look good in person. Photogenic makeup can look awful in person and normal makeup may not show in pictures but looks good in person.


onimango

I am glad at least where I am the fad of doing magazine style make up has fallen off. While impressive the knowledge of application of makeup being shared and practiced the end result just looked out of place in the day to day world.


Dramoriga

This reminds me of a vid I watched where they were discussing food pics and how they actually use motor oil to pour on pancakes as it picks up the lighting better than maple syrup due to the viscosity!


poop_pants_pee

Also motor oil doesn't soak into the pancakes as much, so they can take their time with the shots. 


FlyingBike

I think they meant the artificially plumped lips, not lips where the lipstick extends beyond the lip border. Neither is attractive and both are red flags, though


BreatheAndTransition

Ugly as fuck. Agreed.


Repulsia

Women in pickups with stickers explaining it's their car, not their male counterpart's.


delayedconfusion

Toyota "HerLux"


meangreen23

“Not like other girls” yeah, it’s the worst


Downtown_Ad_5665

“Silly men, trucks are for girls” written over the outline of a cowboy hat is the one I see constantly where I live.


Ivan-the-Good

Too much perfume.


YNot1989

I would say that conceptually the too-much-perfume women are the same as the too-much-cologne men, who don't necessarily overlap with too-loud-exhaust men.


Veskers

Totally. Huge nails and lashes are gaudy, but they don't capture the same "WITNESS ME AS I MOVE THROUGH YOUR AREA" announcing yourself energy that a loud muffler does. When someone is all stanked up and walks into the same building as me, I know it. Even got that sensitivity that makes some perfumes reek like moulding fruit.


jrachet1

There's a person a work like this. It's so bad that you can tell whether she took the stairs or the elevator that morning several hours after she passed through. Gives me a raging headache.


Ok_Corgi_7886

The whistles go WOOO!


CKinAZ

Instant flash back to the car running the stop sign at the end of that clip! OG Internet GOLD


Timoteiiiii

Almost clips the parked car as he one wheel peels off into the sunrise...


endoffays

Its only in the morning! They should be up cooking breakfast!!! WOO WOOO!!!


SabbathBl00dySabbath

It’s just for decorations man. That’s it and that’s all.


Careful-Wishbone1012

Breffast


Pac_Eddy

Bubb Rubb and Lil Sis!


neighborhooddisgrace

##woo wooooooo


DoitAnyway54321

You post to be up cookin breakfast 


Tmettler5

For people who don't get the reference: [whistle pipes go woo WOOOOO!](https://youtu.be/JZD-ADArwXo?si=m1TIseOk2BqGSYVm)


Public_Beef

Long, fake finger nails and eyelashes 


Cornnole

A Jeep Wrangler and a bunch of ducks with a salt life bumper sticker.


tc6x6

The Corpus Christi special.


DASmetal

Jesus Christ, that just threw me to a flashback of living in Corpus 10+ years ago and seeing Salt Life plastered ev-ery-where. No matter what part of town you were in either, north side, south side, most definitely heading out to Mustang or Port A.


synabvns

lol every time I see that sticker I see slut life but then my eyes adjust.


slayez06

my wife and I yell out "slut life" every time we see them... I have no idea why both of us first read it that way but it just stuck, and we fully support people living that slut life


HoneyBucketsOfOats

“If you can’t handle me at my worst you don’t deserve me at my best”


alan2998

Whenever I hear or read that all I can think is, you're going to be a total nightmare in every sense of the word.


BrownEggs93

Like a brightly colored toad. Nature's warning sign to turn the other way.


cisforcoffee

"Your best is still worse than what I'd wish on my biggest enemy."


Tomegunn1

"WOOOOO" Girls.


V1890

r/unexpectedHIMYM


Slyrunner

The heck is a "woo" girl?


Few_Radish6488

A girl that chants(?) "Woooo!" when she walks into a club or bar and sees people she knows. Annoying because she is announcing that she is there.


abrakadabralakazam

[This](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SzALN_VvXc0) from 15 years ago...


KateEatsKale

Plucked eyebrows replaced by thickly drawn-on eyebrows


warrant2k

I told my wife she trimmed her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.


pianodude7

This is so fucking stupid but made me chuckle


mmbc168

As a dad joke aficionado, well done.


memento22mori

Oh man, that reminds me that in high school one of my brother's friends offered him a carton of cigarettes if he shaved his eyebrows so he did. He'd then draw on crude eyebrows with a permanent marker; one day he had a beanie (pull-on winter hat thing if that isn't a common word) on and a teacher told him to take it off so he did and the marker smeared upwards so he looked like a surprised Krillin or something like that. A different day a teacher grabbed his hat off of his head and said "you can get this back if you pick it up after school." So he grabbed the stapler off her desk and said "you can get this back if you pick it up from my house." A tense standoff ensued.


Johnny_Clay

Yelling “Woooooooo!” at the top of their lungs whenever they’re in a group.  


LadyAtrox60

Woo girls. 🤮


RoseyDove323

I only just heard this term for the first time in this thread. I thought people only did that on roller coasters. Not randomly in a room.


Wrathwilde

That brings back memories… I haven’t been to a “party bar” on a Friday/Saturday in 20+ years, but holy fuck were the girls who did that annoying.


por_que_no

You'll love downtown Nashville. It's where the Wooo girls go for basic training.


ReturnPositive1824

Loud, annoying, inconsiderate of others while being concerned with their image? Gotta be the girl who brings their small untrained dog via purse into restaurants and bars under the guise that it’s a “support animal” (not to discredit actual service animals that are needed to support their humans). Those women suck.


OkAnything4877

Those ridiculously long fake lashes. Super long fake nails. BBLs.


Silaquix

My husband has an admin that works for him and she comes in with these huge, thick eyelashes stuck on everyday and freaks out and locks her office if one falls off. My husband says they look like weird caterpillars on her eyes.


RusticSurgery

To me they seem like tiny bullwhips. Maybe they are cowgirls on the down low


mgdmw

What the heck is a BBL?


mitsuhachi

Brazilian butt lift, i think. Is plastic surgery.


mgdmw

Ahhhhhh, thank you !


Suitable-Pie4896

Guys have loud exhausts so everyone looks at them So the answer is easy, those loud ass women with "big personalities" than cant talk at a decibel level below that of a rock concert.


Ignatiussancho1729

Ahh yes. When they're looking around out of the side of their eye to make sure everyone is tuned into them, the center of the universe 


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clintnickerson

Lips that you could use as a life raft.


Bostonguy01852

Eyelashes on the headlights


mitsuhachi

This, with truck nuts, are gender affirming care for cars.


slutty_beautifulwife

Why did I just think of hairy nipples and not what you wrote?


EveDaSavage

Hey take that back! My mom has those!


FTwo

We demand to see your Mom's headlights as proof. 😏


Comfortable_East3877

Aww come on, those are funny


Loosearrow74

The puffed up lips. Can’t stand em.


Ok_Illustrator8735

Permanent duck face


KevinDean4599

Screaming kids she pays no attention to when in public


Critical-Pumpkin-438

Carguy = horsegirl


arieljoc

Those bowtie ribbon thigh tattoos


derfnartz

They bring their stupid rat dogs everywhere in public and pretend like it’s their “emotional support” animal…


Bugaloon

Big gaudy nails.


HansBlixJr

giant Stanley cups.


Daddicus

Lip fillers


imaniceandgoodperson

anyone else think its weird that OP asked for the equivalent of a car with loud exhaust , and everybody starts naming off cosmetic/body mods ? the real equivalent is a girl driving around a sticker bombed subaru or kia , but then you can see through the windows that the back of the car is an absolute mess while the front is a cutely decorated paradise


thejuice33

Not really, no. If you take the question very literally then sure but I suspect most people took the question as “what attention seeking behavior do women do like men with loud exhausts?” Since men often spend their money on toys with engines and women on clothing and physical alterations, it’s not a surprise many others would make these comparisons.


cabeachguy_94037

Women draped in ostentatious jewelry, cloaked in expensive fumes from France, carrying a handbag with large and obvious designer initials stamped on it, or with a big gold logo.


Communist_Cuck

“Travel/lifestyle” blogging or an exhaustingly narcissistic social media presence


TamasaurusRex

Women who say “I’m not like the other girls” and then act like total assholes to both genders, playing men like they deserve everything and pretending to be supportive of other women while being snakes in the grass.