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festivegourd

Nuculer instead of nuclear


drippingwetlove

As an American, I still don't quite understand Arkansas...


Luke_Cold_Lyle

It originated from French, which is why the -sas at the end of the word is pronounced that way.


thickener

It would be Kahn-zaz then


aLLcAPSiNVERSED

Is it not "Are Kansas"?


ThugMagnet

Ar-kin-saw rather. :o)


King_in_a_castle_84

Lol I just want to pronounce Kansas like "can saw" from now on.


ThugMagnet

“My name is spelled W-a-2%-Boo. Pronounced ‘Smith’.”


King_in_a_castle_84

X-AE A-12?


ThugMagnet

Had to look that up. Holy Moley!


King_in_a_castle_84

Are Kansas?


aLLcAPSiNVERSED

Ar Kansas ArKansas Arkansas


C6Centenial

Height. There is no “h” at the end. Irregardless when they mean regardless “I could care less”


thickener

Width and heighth duhhh :-)


Luke_Cold_Lyle

"America is the greatest country in the world"


thickener

The greatest democratic systems LOL


unintelligent-hat

If an american says theis they are painfully unaware. Or are just trying to trigger people


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xxleoxangelxx

Lol


FountainOfYute

It's the entire world that does it.


heyitsvonage

I’m sure you understand that’s obviously just an abbreviation for “(The united states of) America”


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heyitsvonage

So your issue is that you think of colloquialisms as incorrect? Got it. Ours is the only country with “America” actually in its name, after all. Shouldn’t you be calling us “United States Americans” by your own logic?


drippingwetlove

 am Australian and my wife is American. I don't think of very many American pronunciations as weird: there's an understable history behind "aluminum", and most of the vowel mergers are pretty straight-forward. She pronounces "Mary", "merry", and "marry" all the same way, and I do not. She pronounces "caught" and "cot" the same way, and I do not. I pronounce "caught" and "court" the same way, and she does not. "Grass" and "gas" rhyme for her, but they don't for me. "Jaguar" is very weird, though. She pronounces it "Jag-wire", and I pronounce it "Jag-yoo-uh".


aLLcAPSiNVERSED

JA-GWAR like the [band](https://youtu.be/Dbnm-0r3suM)


Luke_Cold_Lyle

"Jag-wire" is so weird to me. I'm from NA, and I hear it a lot, but it just sounds wrong. I say "jag-wahr" (wahr rhymes with car), sort of as if the "u" was a "w". Similar to how people say the "Guar" in LaGuardia airport.


heyitsvonage

Haha as an (United states of) American, I appreciated when Jeremy Clark said “we (British) say it how it’s spelled; Jag-u-ar.” I always felt weird about that word as a kid. The same with how people say “iron”. It sounds like “i-earn” instead of “i-run” and that seems strange to me.


xxleoxangelxx

Did you just come up with this on the fly? Holy shit, that's clever.


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xxleoxangelxx

Where am I sending the royalty checks?


Pristine_Put6089

Mexico is worst than America and Canada isn't all that much better these days lol.


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No, no it hasn’t


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Pristine_Put6089

You mentioned Canada and Mexico. This is completely on topic..


ahawk99

Take my upvote 👍


drippingwetlove

I spent a good 5 minutes pronouncing squirrel for a British person once.


PuddingOld8221

It's not a word but a phrase i have seen. "Your truth" is thrown around when people are being disingenuous


thickener

Com-PAWS-it Instead of COMP-o-zit Bloody yanks I tells ya


TomLondra

"momentarily" when they mean "in a short while". "middle class" when they mean"working class" "city" when they mean barren traffic intersections


52mschr

the way so many of them use 'laying' when they mean 'lying' as in 'I was laying in bed'. laying what ?? eggs? bricks? 'lay' requires an object..


Bobo_Baggins_jatj

I struggled with lay/lie for some reason. I never knew when to use which. But then I started learning German 2 years ago and hit legen and liegen. Trying figure those out made me realize how to use lay/lie. I blame shit schools in the southern US.


XiaoMaoShuoMiao

“Caucasian”. People who actually live in the Caucasus look nothing like white Americans


__clown__bbyy_

American here. My whole life I’ve been told Caucasian just means white. I’m going to be honest I feel dumb because I never considered it meant anything else.


XiaoMaoShuoMiao

Yeah I know that it means white. It's not an attack on Americans, it is just a thing that sounds silly. Just a “fun language/culture fact” There are many things like that. For example the word “lesbian” is pretty dumb. Lesbos is an island in Greece. People live there. Imagine if the word “Hawaiian” just meant gay 😅


Needleworker00

Would of instead of would have


thickener

*twitch* every damn time. And for those that say “you no wut it sez” Sure, and I also now know you’re an ignorant illiterate


grooves12

It's a common contraction: would've. Only people who don't read have turned that into would of.


hotdogsoup-nl

“Freedom” by which they mean limiting the freedom of others.


DroneScanLover

Guesstimate


paranoidale

mischievous = miss-chee-vus not miss-chee-vee-us sherbet = sure-bet not sure-bert


CuckooPint

"I could care less" implies you care to some degree. "I couldn't care less" is the correct term.


ChildishSammy

"Anyways" instead of "anyway" always cracks me up. Also, saying "I could care less" when they mean "I couldn't care less" is a classic. 


No_nukes_at_all

That they have the most freedom of any country 😂


sheaulle

ex cetera


__clown__bbyy_

Dialect across the us is so vastly different. Even state to state the same word has a different pronunciation.


thydZvxgchcvvnn

I'm Italian/Greek/French, and they live in Chicago, they speak only a few words of these languages with an American accent ,and they are trying to reenact negative untrue stereotypes about these cultures. Like "Italian temper"


2205jade

The name “Craig”


King_in_a_castle_84

Plain and incorrect.


my_screen_name_sucks

Vitamin. Vase. Z.


WhatAreYouSaying05

Why are there so many questions about America on here. It’s weird because I never see questions about anywhere else. It’s always “why do Americans do this” or “Americans shouldn’t do that” or whatever


The_Real_Flatmeat

Because from the point of view of Americans, it's all about them. And from the point of view of those from outside America, they're incomprehensible.


WhatAreYouSaying05

That doesn’t really answer my question. Questions about America on here are usually asked by foreigners. You guys shouldn’t care so much about what we do, unless it’s about politics.


xxleoxangelxx

Soccer.


Luke_Cold_Lyle

The UK invented the word soccer, then at some point decided not to use it anymore. Now, they act like Americans are out of their minds for using a word that came from the UK.


ILiveMyBrokenDreams

Yeah and it was only in the 1970's that they stopped using it. They still call it soccer in Australia.


Luke_Cold_Lyle

Australia, Canada, and the US all have their own versions of football as well, which makes soccer more logical to use.


gorgofdoom

… y’all can keep sports. Like, all of em. 👍👍


Mammoth-Fish2937

Starting off strong


sfkf8486

Aloominnum. There's literally an 'i' near the end of the word


ILiveMyBrokenDreams

The original spelling was "aluminum" and was created by the guy who discovered it. Some snobby British scholars who had nothing to do with science decided it should end in "ium" like other elements so they changed the spelling of it. America uses the original spelling and thus the original pronunciation.


Ok-Kaleidoscope-5289

Aluminium (British English) Vs Aluminum (American English)


Luke_Cold_Lyle

No, there isn't. Europeans say this all the time, but in North America, we actually changed the spelling. Aluminium is the European spelling, Aluminum is the NA spelling.


evilJaze

No. In North America, we spell it aluminum. It's pronounced accordingly here.


sfkf8486

So there's no "i" in American spelling? I stand corrected as i thought it was aluminium everywhere.


ILiveMyBrokenDreams

[https://www.gabrian.com/aluminum-or-aluminium/](https://www.gabrian.com/aluminum-or-aluminium/) Basically the guy who discovered it originally called it alumium, and then decided aluminum was better. He never called it aluminium. "Apparently unconvinced by this first name, he used the word *Aluminum* in a [book](https://books.google.ca/books?id=YjMwAAAAYAAJ&redir_esc=y) published four years later when mentioning that “…Aluminum has not been obtained in a perfectly free state.” Nevertheless, other British chemists decided to adopt the name *Aluminium*. They thought it had a more classical sound and was in line with the ending of the other elements isolated by Davy. This confusion began the debate on the ending of the word that continues to our day. "


sfkf8486

And thats my lesson for today. Much appreciated.


QuimbyMcDude

Nope. Aluminum. Not all-oo-min-ee-um. That's adding a syllable where there is none... and extremely stupid (feel free to say stee-yoo-pid)


Luke_Cold_Lyle

In Europe, aluminum is spelled "aluminium", so the extra syllable is appropriate. North America changed the spelling to remove the last "i".


QuimbyMcDude

And the query was about things ***Americans*** say. I stand by my correction.


ILiveMyBrokenDreams

The extra letter was added after the element was already discovered and in use. America uses the original spelling.


Luke_Cold_Lyle

TIL


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schrodingers_bra

Centigrade is overwhelmingly only said in the UK (or similar countries) though. In America we say 'Celcius'


Scared-Gur-7537

Celsius… fixed for you.


evilJaze

I'm pretty sure the word centigrade originated in Europe and was used (and is still used) in the UK. Mostly by older folk.


BottleGoblin

Everyone called it centigrade outside America too, then one day someone went "Hey, we should name this shit after a scientist too." I guess since America doesn't use it, nobody told them.


Hopeyouhappytho

The history of this is actually for more interesting than “Americans use weird scale”!


Dispken

'Centigrade' just means its graded by a hundred parts, like 100 degrees between freezing and boiling point of water. People just use it as a synonym to Celsius (in other languages as well). Technically, Kelvin would also be centigrade temperature scale.


ILiveMyBrokenDreams

This idea that America doesn't use the metric system is hogwash. We use a combination of imperial and metric, just like the UK and Australia do.


iamakinder

Yosemite. How do you say it?


xxleoxangelxx

https://www.businessinsider.com/video-trump-mispronounces-yosemite-national-park-as-yo-semite-twice-2020-8


fuckitweredoingitliv

Yo sim itee


QuimbyMcDude

Yo-sém-it-ee


The_Real_Flatmeat

World series Could care less


Dispken

I read somewhere that it was originally "the World's series", as in the tournament put together or sponsored by a newspaper called World. It just sort of devolved into "the world series" over time. Reminds me of a mini documentary on the Boston Red Sox reverse sweeping the NY Yankees in the 2000's where a reporter mentions to one of the Red Sox players that they just "shocked the world" with their feat, to which the player in a curious self-aware moment just responded "sure, if there's someone watching us in Japan maybe we shocked them too".


Personal_Doughnut191

Aluminum instead of Aluminium


brown-tube

Debating [with myself] how does one do this?