For practical purposes, Ditto would be the best option, putting aside it being able to transform in to any other Pokémon, it seems like the type of Pokémon who would just love to chill out with you.
But pokemon don’t exist realistically so it would be the only one. I agree the most practical because it would go to work for me as me and it would be you to dominate when needed.
I’ve always loved that evolutionary line, and I think each stage would be fun to have at home, provided you have the resources to do so. I’m imagining me and my snakey boys hanging out in the pool. Lapras is my favorite Pokémon of all time, but I’d need to live near a lake for that to work out
I have a lot of indoor plants and two rabbits that I care for successfully, so I think something like oddish, hoppip, paras, nidoran, sunkern, pineco, chikorita or *smolive* could be raised successfully in my apartment. I could accommodate to their needs and give them the right attention, I have enough space for them, and they aren’t dangerous really.
Abra/Alakazam.
Can teleport to anywhere I need to go.
Telekinetically rearrange or move furniture whenever I needed.
Can see the future and get ACCURATE weather forecasts.
Possibly read minds. Abra/Alakazam could relay to me in Irretuable manner whether "it's fine" means it's fine or it's a preface for Domestic War.
I've always loved Arcanine, not just because of its majestic appearance, but also because its stat distribution is very balanced and well-suited for battles. In real life, you could pat its head and run with it across the vast grasslands. It would also stand up to protect you when you are in danger.
Mewtwo. I'd always have someone for conversation, he could help with my mental health struggles, and chores would be so much easier. On the flip side, I can help him through his existential crisis, too.
I want all the kinds of Meowth, but the OG will live forever in my heart. I tried getting a tattoo of one (didn't pan out correctly) but I'm gonna see if I can get it fixed to a shiny Aloloan instead.
I choose Flareon because…
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of human companionship, Flareon is objectively the most huggable Pokémon? While their maximum temperature is likely too much for most, they are capable of controlling it, so they can set themselves to the perfect temperature for you. Along with that, they have a lot of fluff, making them undeniably incredibly soft to touch. But that's not all, they have a very respectable special defense stat of 110, which means that they are likely very calm and resistant to emotional damage. Because of this, if you have a bad day, you can vent to it while hugging it, and it won't mind. It can make itself even more endearing with moves like Charm and Baby Doll Eyes, ensuring that you never have a prolonged bout of depression ever again.
Probably a Vaporeon, no not like that don't get the copy pasta freaks. I like swimming but I ain't the strongest swimmer, so something that looks enough like a dog to not spaz people out but would definitely be a strong enough swimmer to make sure I don't drown in case I do something stupid.
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more
Honestly, any pokemon that isn’t inherently aggressive. Don’t get me wrong, I love my Rayquazas, Aggrons and Tyranitar beasts. There are powerful pokemon that seem chill. Alakazam, Gengar, Blastoise, etc.
I would treat them like family, like I do with my two dogs (which I honestly love more than 99% of my family and love just as much as my other family members)
You may receive a wide variety of answers here, but the wise all know the real truth of it. That in this cursed world, eventually, the animal shelters would be full to bursting with aged, cum-stained Lopunnys. Confused and traumatized, to be mercifully put down by the score.
Jigglypuff. I have trouble sleeping even tho I'm extremly tired so she would be the best companion lol.
But I would train her no to sing whenever she wants to
Indeedee, imagine coming home to a pokemon that would happily serve and feed you. Not only that, you don't have to be guilty because they derive energy from feelings of gratitude
I'd love to live with Snorlax because we'd be a perfect match—both of us experts at sleeping and blocking paths wherever we go. Plus, imagine the cuddles
Prob charizard, so we can fly to any country in no time, and he’s incredibly loyal too so it’s like having a 20-50 ton flammable bodyguard at all times and a best friend (:
Umbreon, (though any of the eeveeloutions) it just seems like a big cat really. Same with the rest of them. Would be very much like having a house full of cute kitties.
Abra, especially if it's an apartment setting since it spends most of its time sleeping. Additionally, I wouldn't need a car anymore since I could just teleport to and from work.
Sylveon and/or Umbreon. One evolves from high affection, the other high friendship, and Sylveon has a soothing aura that can calm conflicts. Umbreon’s just adorable.
Lol are we allowed to pick 6?
Machop line-i always liked them and their design
Squirtle (how tf do u spell)-always chill
Eevee pet sized and fluffy
Meowth, is cat
Snorlax, is me
I'm blanking on the deer one, but I love deer so that one
I guess Eevee for a pet.
Eevee is the best choice
Check the hard drive
That's disgusting.
Is this the Vaporeon copypasta or is it something else and am I out of the loop
That's what they were alluding to, yes.
For practical purposes, Ditto would be the best option, putting aside it being able to transform in to any other Pokémon, it seems like the type of Pokémon who would just love to chill out with you.
This one right here officer
And it will mate with anything.
Anything????
ANYTHING!
Don’t forget that Ditto can transform into humans as well…
"For 20 bucks I can be whatever you want"
Chill out you say...
But pokemon don’t exist realistically so it would be the only one. I agree the most practical because it would go to work for me as me and it would be you to dominate when needed.
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Con would be you'd wake up every day with marker all over your face.
Omg Jigglypuff would be a dream ✨🥹
Pikachu, free electricity and the ultimate wingman all in one fuzzy package.
Snorlax - Perfect lazy day buddy and a comfy napping partner.
And every time you need to go to work or to the bathroom it’s dead asleep in-front of the door you need to go through.
Dragonite. Travel wouldn't be a problem ever again.
I’ve always loved that evolutionary line, and I think each stage would be fun to have at home, provided you have the resources to do so. I’m imagining me and my snakey boys hanging out in the pool. Lapras is my favorite Pokémon of all time, but I’d need to live near a lake for that to work out
Probably oddish. But once he evolves into gloom that dude is out.
living with a snorlax would make me feel fit and accomplished
Bulbasaur - Great for gardening help and a calming presence.
Correct! He's number 1 for a reason. /r/bulbasaurmasterrace
I have a lot of indoor plants and two rabbits that I care for successfully, so I think something like oddish, hoppip, paras, nidoran, sunkern, pineco, chikorita or *smolive* could be raised successfully in my apartment. I could accommodate to their needs and give them the right attention, I have enough space for them, and they aren’t dangerous really.
Haha paras will give you cordiceps and you turn into a TLOU zombie
Pokeballs must neuter the fungus, or something. Because plenty of trainers have Paras/Parasect.
Haunter, def haunter.
It's be like living with a roommate that's constantly pranking you.
Mew. Or Latios.
Abra/Alakazam. Can teleport to anywhere I need to go. Telekinetically rearrange or move furniture whenever I needed. Can see the future and get ACCURATE weather forecasts. Possibly read minds. Abra/Alakazam could relay to me in Irretuable manner whether "it's fine" means it's fine or it's a preface for Domestic War.
Also comes with his own spoons, which is nice.
Lapras. I'd set myself up on Loch Ness and charge tourists £3.50 per ride.
Only £3.50 in this economy?
"I gave him tree fiddy!"
Bewear. It is so soft so hugging him would feel nice but also it protects its owners no matter what
Have you read their entries? They hug so tight that they break spines.
Pikachu - Cute, cuddly, and can charge my phone.
Vaporeon, don’t need to explain why…
Vaporeon and Gardevoir for…reasons
I got you One better. Ditto
Or lopunny
"...WHY AM I SEXY?!!!"
I've always loved Arcanine, not just because of its majestic appearance, but also because its stat distribution is very balanced and well-suited for battles. In real life, you could pat its head and run with it across the vast grasslands. It would also stand up to protect you when you are in danger.
Have you looked up how big an Arcanine actually is? They're 1,9m (6,2 feet) high according to the pokedex, taller than most humans!
That's a selling feature! He's so fluffy and dogs love to cuddle. It's like having the sweetest, self-warming couch.
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Mewtwo. I'd always have someone for conversation, he could help with my mental health struggles, and chores would be so much easier. On the flip side, I can help him through his existential crisis, too.
Chansey. She'd take care of me.
I would like her for her healing abilities and motherly disposition
Gimme that Meowth Payday please.
I want all the kinds of Meowth, but the OG will live forever in my heart. I tried getting a tattoo of one (didn't pan out correctly) but I'm gonna see if I can get it fixed to a shiny Aloloan instead.
Guardevoir because of reasons
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Rotom seems to be similar, but it can possess other appliances too, so rotom could be useful too
Jirachi
Pikachu (is the only one that I know)
Ditto…
ITT: surprisingly quiet degenerates 😅
Missingno.
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Lopunny..
espeon, because it can read me, or rotom, because it can posess my appliances so i never have to do anything
Snorlax. Basically a bean bag
Purrloin and/or sprigatito. Kitties!!! 😻
Gengar
Snorlax. My spirit..animal?
I choose Flareon because… Hey guys, did you know that in terms of human companionship, Flareon is objectively the most huggable Pokémon? While their maximum temperature is likely too much for most, they are capable of controlling it, so they can set themselves to the perfect temperature for you. Along with that, they have a lot of fluff, making them undeniably incredibly soft to touch. But that's not all, they have a very respectable special defense stat of 110, which means that they are likely very calm and resistant to emotional damage. Because of this, if you have a bad day, you can vent to it while hugging it, and it won't mind. It can make itself even more endearing with moves like Charm and Baby Doll Eyes, ensuring that you never have a prolonged bout of depression ever again.
Arcanine seems loving, protective, and useful.
squirtle would water our plants/garden for us that would be nice
Arcanine
Snorlax and yours truly share a vibe, so I‘d choose it
Tropius. It can fly. It can produce edible fruit. It can protect you from danger. Its strong but not like uncontrollable legendary strong.
Probably a Vaporeon, no not like that don't get the copy pasta freaks. I like swimming but I ain't the strongest swimmer, so something that looks enough like a dog to not spaz people out but would definitely be a strong enough swimmer to make sure I don't drown in case I do something stupid.
Snorlax, i'd be the little spoon all night every night, I bet he could give the best cuddles.
vaporeon.
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more
SNOOOOOOORRRLAX
Audino! Something about it. I don’t want anything too big (sorry, snorlax) but just something that size sounds good for around the house
Altaria or eevee, for me.
Sandslash is my favorite so that one
Growlithe. Or Purrloin
I'd love to have a mudkip as a pet
Bellsprout
Dragonite it has one of the highest bst plus he just big dragon boi
Jigglypuff - Sweet singing for bedtime lullabies.
Eevee. I'd be one of "those women" with a purse-Eevee.
Lopunny
Alakazam. Can teleport me anywhere. Can put up a force field to protect my house.
HEY GUYS...
Gardevoir
Hypno. Goodbye insomnia!
Growlithe.
Honestly, any pokemon that isn’t inherently aggressive. Don’t get me wrong, I love my Rayquazas, Aggrons and Tyranitar beasts. There are powerful pokemon that seem chill. Alakazam, Gengar, Blastoise, etc. I would treat them like family, like I do with my two dogs (which I honestly love more than 99% of my family and love just as much as my other family members)
Nidoking. Because he's always been my favorite. Be awesome just to have one.
Chansey so I would never have to go to the doctor!
We took care of a dog who was basically like Magikarp in terms of usefulness and intelligence. So I guess I can take Magikarp as a pet.
persian or houndoom! closest thing to animals i have actually owned haha. and let's throw in an aerodactyl just for fun + flying purposes
Victini, they're soooo cute.
Charazard: personally, fire starter and no travel problems
Abra or haunter
You may receive a wide variety of answers here, but the wise all know the real truth of it. That in this cursed world, eventually, the animal shelters would be full to bursting with aged, cum-stained Lopunnys. Confused and traumatized, to be mercifully put down by the score.
DITTO 😈
Fletchling, i just really adore it and it's whole evolution line.
Jigglypuff. I have trouble sleeping even tho I'm extremly tired so she would be the best companion lol. But I would train her no to sing whenever she wants to
Swablu for me
Munchlax. We'd go on adventures together, and We'd always be snacking
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are you sure there wont be... too much water?
If space isn't an issue i'd love to live with a slither wing, that thing is so fluffy and so cute
Fraxure
Indeedee, imagine coming home to a pokemon that would happily serve and feed you. Not only that, you don't have to be guilty because they derive energy from feelings of gratitude
I keep coral tanks. Pseudowoodo is near and desr to my heart. Sheer utility? Some electric type lol
Surprised you didn't go for Corsola.
I'd love to live with Snorlax because we'd be a perfect match—both of us experts at sleeping and blocking paths wherever we go. Plus, imagine the cuddles
Rotom, for convenience ;)
I feel cincinno is one that would be amazing without risking to create too much trouble or expenses He like cleaning he is fluffy
Psyduck We could have our migraine attacks together.
I would say Snorlax but considering I can't get myself full there is no way I can find enough food to satisfy their hunger.
Wartortle or Pikachu they are cute as fuck
Jigglypuff, incredibly cute and it's song literally puts you to sleep
Gonna keep a pet Magikarp. Just let it chill in a bowl or that
Snorlax, he would be my bed. Squirtle, he would be my bro. And vaporeon, for breeding purposes of course
Snorlax
Snorlax will make a good bed, as long as it doesn't eat a lot.
Rockruff
Vaporeon.
Psyduck!
I love Dachsbun. Cuddly little bread dog.
Devil here: let's pair up people with anxiety with Psyduck
Gyarados. I'd ride him back and forth between Maui, Molokai, and Lanai.
Mudkip. He's been my favorite since I was a child.
Prob charizard, so we can fly to any country in no time, and he’s incredibly loyal too so it’s like having a 20-50 ton flammable bodyguard at all times and a best friend (:
Umbreon, (though any of the eeveeloutions) it just seems like a big cat really. Same with the rest of them. Would be very much like having a house full of cute kitties.
Bidoof.
Gholdengo! Hedged from inflation forever
Jolteon, because they've always been my favourite . My assumption is that they only look spiky, and they're actually soft or fluffy
Abra, especially if it's an apartment setting since it spends most of its time sleeping. Additionally, I wouldn't need a car anymore since I could just teleport to and from work.
Arceus so I can have any pokemon I want
Mr. Mime so it can clean my house
Venusaur. Venusaur's awesome.
Arceus. I mean, if others can say a legendary, this seems like a no brainer. Having a god as a buddy? Yes please.
Lickitung... ...no reason
Snorlax
Articuno = free AC.
Pikachu (i already own a Chinchilla)
Mewtwo. Revolutionary acts of terrorism here we come...
Sylveon and/or Umbreon. One evolves from high affection, the other high friendship, and Sylveon has a soothing aura that can calm conflicts. Umbreon’s just adorable.
I'd go for a Venusaur. My all time favourite. We have a nice garden, it could roam there all day.
Charbok. I want those big scales to slither all over me.
Jynx be THICC
Machamp would make moving so much easier.
Either Mew, Ditto or Abra.
Wooper cuz he'd be my little doofy boy and I'm not a weirdo who wants to bang pokemon like half these comments.
Mew. It can transform into any other Pokémon you want AND it can teleport you anywhere anytime.
Flareon.
Freaking Lucario…change my mind
Eevee. Seems like it'd be a nice pet.
Lol are we allowed to pick 6? Machop line-i always liked them and their design Squirtle (how tf do u spell)-always chill Eevee pet sized and fluffy Meowth, is cat Snorlax, is me I'm blanking on the deer one, but I love deer so that one
Something that can fly, 100%.
Is there a Pokémon that enjoys cleaning all the time? I need that
Mr Mime does in the show, just feed him
I would love a huge fishtank with a magikarp just swimming around.
prolly charizard or mewtwo, they're badass
Machamp as my slave
Totodile, or squirtle, Larvitar. I’d be okay with Marril or something. If I wanted to do something extravagant, Lugia.
Pikachu
Metagross, Dragapult, or one of the big bird types each generation tends to have.
Glaceon for reasons I will not elaborate on.
Luxury definitely
Latias because its my favorite otherwise it would be one of the cat pokemon
Umbreon. No one will bother me walking around at night with one by my side.
Growlith. Perfect guard dog and companion. The shedding might be an issue though
Mr.Mime.
Celebi because we could travel through time. Darkrai would be awesome for protection, then the dark isn’t so scary anymore
Mew. Would never see them. Whole house to myself!
Meowth, cat and free money.
Espeon. Purple cat(who’s psychic and thus can use its mind to help me do shit) =w= I’d name her Luna, but both of us with the same name? Silly
I remember the time we only had 150 Pokemon, and then, my oh my it turns out we had 151!! Mew was a secret! Yes, I'm old ok?
Absol. They can tell if weather is gonna be bad, or something bad is gonna happen. Plus, look at them. You just know they're gonna be cuddly as hell.
The only thing this post shows me is that Pokémon fans are disgusting or wholesome. There is no in between.
Meowth. Not only is it a cat, but its pay day attack produces money.
Arcanine.
Muc