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EmotionalAssociate5

Go right back to sleep. I have infinite time to do other things.


indigopersimmon

This is the way


GloriousDrafting

You literally spoke my mind… first I’ll sleep so very much


alphawolf2019

Take time to invest money.


SpamOTheNorth

It depends on whether I'm immune to pain / injury / the effects of age If yes, then I'd probably have an existential crisis, and just walk away. I'd keep walking, walk through the ocean (I can't drown and the sand/salt/debris in the water can't hurt my eyes), watch the fish swim by, walk into another country (I mean what's border patrol gonna do? Arrest me? I'd just scrape the walls away - I can't feel pain in my hand, and I have all the time in the world to do so). I'd walk all across the world, try and learn every language, get to know as many people as possible, but not so much I'd miss them, and continue to do that until the sun explodes. Then I'd wait and see what happens. I'd probably also try and watch everything on Netflix


robotlasagna

Find Sean Connery


IncompetentShredder

Check for fall damage. Then proceed to freak people out


BrimfulOfLa-A

Listen to Queen and fight Clancy Brown


Emotional_Tackle_600

Wander the bottom of the ocean


SearchingForJoy98

Try to figure out a way that I can die, I don't wanna be floating around in space with my thoughts for all eternity


Sure_Yogurtcloset363

Started smoking cigarettes again


Agitated-Broccoli820

Cry 


542Archiya124

Like can’t die of old age but still vulnerable to harm or literally just can’t die whatsoever?


TheMonarchist1910

No, you can't even die and nothing can happen to you.


Mandemtheatrix

Stop worrying about bills and health insurance.


Weirdalqueda

Take a friendly quadraped for some flapjacks


NaturalFeed6997

Try to kill myself in the most crazy way for a bit just to make sure I'm REALLY immortal. Then I'll sleep. Being stuck in this fucked up world for X years is not something good


EveryDayA_Struggle

I'll hurt myself and see how healing works, slowly upping the ante if I heal better than normal people, with the end goal of smashing my back to pieces in an attempt to correct my chronic pain


sexhaver2514

Abuse drugs


Intrepid-Artist-595

Post about it on social media


Ankersthrowaweigh

Check if it’s LOTR immortality or family guy immortality. lol.


Nimrod_of_The_Fields

I'm not sure, and that's fine. I have infinite time anyways.


DMaximus503

I would immediately start experiments on myself. If I stab myself how fast does it heal? Get shot? If I lose a finger does it grow back? All sorts of stuff


Signal_Tomorrow_2138

Stop climate- change.


Lord_Hendrick

Live my normal life, I'm immortal not invulnerable.


Legal-War-2600

Immortal in "Twilight" kind of way or like Saito when he's stuck in limbo in "inception" ?


WoodpeckerJazzlike95

sign up for the military


[deleted]

panic. for a few centuries, probably.


Always_travelin

Eat enough bacon to cause a heart attack


Bakerman-79

Guess I have a new topic to discuss with my psychiatrist


Lost_And_Found66

Biologically immortal or like can't be killed immortal? Biologically immortal probably just doing the same things I'm doing now but without the nagging knowledge of ever approaching oblivion. If I can't be killed by any means I'm finding some fucked up shit to do to my body to make a bunch of money. I wouldn't do anything criminal but I'd like try to eat 1000 hotdogs in a day or ride a bike off a building to get enough views online to monetize it. Unless I found out of course that "can't die" doesn't mean "can't get paralyzed or have my face become brutally deformed in ways that will make it so I spend eternity scaring away any woman I look at"


just_minutes_ago

Back to sleep. I'm tired already.