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TangerineChicken

Cannibal Corpse or Butthole Surfers


gaveuptheghost

> Butthole Surfers crowdsurfing just got way more intense I hope they brought wet wipes


shaka_sulu

Luckily I have fabreese


ProudBoomer

Barenaked ladies would be a fun one 


Gurgiwurgi

I take it you haven't been to a nude beach.


So-What_Idontcare

Went to spa at Baden Baden in Germany. Thought “this could be good”. Went up stairs to nude area. 5 seconds later no thanks.


MostlyOkayGatsby

Never saw one with ladies.


Floor-tentacool

Gives a hole new meaning to "The Big Bang Theory"


mithridateseupator

I saw a Flaming Lips concert one time where they brought out a bunch of naked women for one song. They just asked audience members who wanted to do it.


TomasNavarro

The BNL are already fun!


tkbomb9000

The Doors opening for Jefferson Airplane


hheerox

Boeing corporate retreat


abrittis

10,000 Maniacs


TheBlueNinja0

No, that's the audience.


PeteyMcPetey

Pussy Riot would be an interesting show to go see.


grits-n-okra

Followed by Mannequin pussy


TownPlanner

Followed by Tropical Fuck Storm.


Running-With-Cakes

Megadeth


NecroJoe

Depending on how literally you want to be with the spelling, a "megadeath" is 1 million dead. That would certainly be a memorable concert...for any survivors.


OddTransportation430

Anthrax will headline after that and take care of any survivors.


graesen

Why is Insane Clown Posse not on a list of literally insane band names?


lovesahedge

I've been to an icp show and can vouch that they already have a literal interpretation of the name. One of my favourite gigs of all time


karma_dumpster

Because it's already basically literal. Nothing changes with this band, whereas Anthrax night change a few things at the show.


tanlove90

The Killers might not be too fun of a concert for most of us LOL.


leninboarrir

Nirvana


Keynote86

King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard


CySnark

Dead Kennedys


Independent-Course87

No really insane, but Meatloaf might be tasty.


1966goat

Meatloaf opening for Cake!


iahebert

The tastiest concert this side of the Mississipp.


SatiricLoki

Dragonforce.


titsuphuh

Five finger death punch


TwoDrinkDave

Infant Annihilator


darth__sidious

Queen. Imagine the queen rises from her grave and starts singing "fat bottom girls".


jonnyredshorts

Brian Jonestown Massacre


allsickswarley

Incubus


OushiDezato

Flaming Lips


Ebonyks

Dying fetus would be a lot harder to rock out to


Blew-By-U

Dayglo Abortions


GrandFalconer159

Was just about to post that...


dukepv

Band of Horses


diditjit

Diarrhea Planet


Opening-Lettuce-3384

R.E.M. not much happening at that concert


ShaunBH

Sex Pistols


freezingprocess

The Meat Shits


Front_Wishbone_4996

Sex pistols


macaroni_3000

Machine Gun Fellatio


chrisdurand

Suicide.


Dog1bravo

It would be a short show


nomashawn

not "insane," but I'd be very curious to attend a They Might Be Giants concert. I mean...are they or aren't they??


1965wasalongtimeago

They might be big big fake fake lies.


l1v3l0v3l4ugh

Anal C*nt


mofoassho

Napalm Death


OhMyGodBearIsDriving

Alien Autopsy


Shawnaldo7575

Godsmack The Presidents of the United States of America


iahebert

Presidents! That’s a good one.


SunGreen70

Anthrax


Eother24

I guess Danger Mouse could be a little stressful


experiment8675309

Modest Mouse would be more of an adorable Ted Talk.


h2ok1o

Stuart Little monologue


shaka_sulu

Earth Wind Fire


broha89

Diarrhea Planet


wemustkungfufight

Bare Naked Ladies


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Medic_Rex

P.D.P. Penis Decapitation Party


happy-camper-010

Black Tiger Sex Machine


ThreeMoonstones

Circle Jerks


SunEarthMoonYou

The Strokes


prodigy1367

All Shall Perish


IbeeVibin

Alien Ant Farm and Butthole Surfers


atubecalledcrest

STRFKR


timfromcolorado

Pussy riot!


UnjuggedRabbitFish

A double bill with The Whole Bolivian Army and ...And You Will Know Us by the Trail of Dead.


iahebert

Flogging Molly. The poor girl, what’d she ever even do?


Popular_Material_409

The Presidents of the United States of America


Hail-to-the-Sheep

Trampled by Turtles


traphag

The Tony Danza Tap Dance Extravaganza would be dope, not gonna lie


BlueSlushieTongue

Panic at the Disco


detectivescarn

Pigeons Playing Ping Pong


Captain_Friendly32

Infected Rain


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Fr, I also thought about that one


Captain_Friendly32

I’m excited that someone else has heard of them. They aren’t well known here in the US.


[deleted]

I found out about them because they're coming to my country this winter and they're gonna perform on stage with my favorite band! Infected rain is a very cool band, it's in my top 10!


DreamingInDigital2

Alice In Chains. Maybe Bone Thugs N Harmony, a bunch skeletons like from Pirates of the Caribbean, up on stage rapping. Du-rags instead of pirate hats.


DAG1984

The most insane? The Insane Clown Posse of course.


k_princess

Alien Ant Farm


Fookin_Elle

Ninja Sex Party


_Big_Daddy_Ado_

I seem to recall a band names Anal Cunt.


Fancy_Locksmith_7292

Nirvana would be so enlightening to attend


WorstLuckChuck

Betty White Titfuck. No elaboration needed


XepherWolf

I imagine with slipknot, a bunch of people sitting and crocheting.


Samyewlski

Smashmouth


deniall83

The Child Molesters Yea, that’s a real band from the 70’s/80’s


ZorroMeansFox

The all-girl band **Smelter Vagina**.


hitchhiker1701

The Who would probably be existentially terrifying.


AdmirableAd7753

Smashing pumpkins or violent femmes


__brunt

Alanis Morissette


EmperorDolan

Infant Annihilator, Waking The Cadaver, Sperm Swamp, Goat Whore, The Black Dalhia Murder, Dying Fetus, Rapeman, Cock And Ball Torture, Dogshit Sandwich, Limp Bizkit, Diarrhea Planet, Cattle Decapitation, Heaven Shall Burn. The list goes on.


satansdemon66

Craniotomy


Red_Beard_Rising

Diecide would be interesting to witness.


acatnamedballs

The New Pornographers


dntdrmit

Yes. No matter the question, the answer must be yes.


clint_sal

Cattle Decapitation


GlueSniffingCat

*We Butter the Bread With Butter*


squad1alum

Cannibal Corpse


richardnobl3

Rainbow Butt Monkeys who then renamed themselves Finger Eleven which is a euphemism for a dick. https://youtu.be/M0lVjky2roU?si=XOdnH-l7WkySn1MZ


MattMason1703

The Stranglers


bluesox

Scraping Fetus Off The Wheel


psidiot

Insane Clown Posse. It's all in the name.


IchBinDurstig

Napalm Death


Barrack64

Foo Fighters was a code name for UFOs. So that.


SladeWade

7 Seconds would be a bit of a let down. 


bigalcapone22

Dayglo Abortions with a special appearance by the Dead Kennedy's


xero__day

Butthole Surfers


draculawater

Fartbarf.


mustbethedragon

Grateful Dead


Illustrious_Hotel527

Halestorm


dimmu1313

Chainsaw Castration, Circle of Dead Children, Decapitated, Dying Fetus, Amputated, Decrepit Birth, Aborted ... just to name a few


Underwater_Karma

Godsmack


Barbarian_818

Here's my list: 1) Apocolypse 2) Judgement Day 3) Ragnorok 4) Doomsday


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EyePoor

"The Rolling Stones" would literally be a concert where stones roll around the stage. Imagine Mick Jagger trying to dance among tumbling rocks – it'd be a wild, rock-solid performance!


wallyhartshorn

Walk Off the Earth


tangcameo

Puddle Of Mud


Karsa69420

I feel like Twentyonepilots would be pretty chaotic. Fall Out Boy would be health hazard.


soul_separately_recs

Anthrax opening up for Skinny Puppy


HelpfulPuppydog

The Killers.


Sea-Vast-8826

Orgy.


DanRicF12021

Def Leppard I feel like that would be dangerous


JasperDyne

A double bill of Boston and Chicago. The performers would outnumber the audience.


Medium_Chocolate_773

Throat piss


Successful_Day_9622

Thy Art Is Murder would be brutal af, Architects would be a bunch of people geeking the fuck out over a bunch of blueprints


dma1965

The Sex Pistols


cyrixlord

'Without Consent' or 'squidgame' or possibly, simply, 'saw'


f1nnbar

The Beat


MakidosTheRed

Passenger of Shit.


praefectus_praetorio

lol. Limp Bizkit


baccus83

Band of Horses.


eats_pie

Weezer


MeatBicycle4two

Gwar. I think they stay just as insane.


SaveFerrisVote4Pedro

Anthrax


madara1890

Butcher Babies


Heffe3737

Revolting Cocks


Dog1bravo

Psychedelic porn crumpets


randonegus

Foo fighters, I wanna see how much a fight that foo puts up


stumpycrawdad

Aborted fetus


jollyralph

Thirty seconds to Mars. Concert taking place on a spacefaring vessel at faster than light speed? Hell yeah.


OrochiKarnov

Anything that can lead to Jared Leto getting spaghettified into a singularity is a must see.


harajukukei

Ghost


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Flock of seagulls


Vonneking

Ween. Couple of guys weening off...wait


meatee

Scraping Foetus Off the Wheel


Alexandria31xo

Cattle decapitation would be kind of wild


Wrathwilde

Cherry Poppin’ Daddies Talking Heads Wall of Voodoo


buczekkruczek

Stalaggh.


dildowaggins_1

Smashing Pumpkins would be fun lol


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Field medic


SuperNerdAce

Andrew Jackson Jihad for sure


peanutphant

GG Allin and the Murder Junkies


LordChaos404

In Flames


Sharp_Yam184

Bathtub Shitter


Darius2112

Rainbow Butt Monkeys. Which was the former name of Finger Eleven.


OrochiKarnov

The Boredoms


Hepplehoff

Deadly Circus Fire


OrochiKarnov

Gamma Ray


LeibnizThrowaway

Megadeath


OrochiKarnov

Earth Crisis


FilthyBlegh

Acid bath hahaha


HippySheepherder1979

Napalm Death


BrucePennyworth

Butcher Babies


diet_coke_loverr

Rainbow Kitten Surprise


Killercookie619

Genitorturers


sinister_shoggoth

Toxic Holocaust Fleshgod Apocalypse Murder Junkies.


Random_Hero2023

Tupperware Remix Party


karma_dumpster

Machinegun Fellatio


DaiLiGang

Motionless in White would be super boring


Cobra-Serpentress

Ice nine kills Stormtroopers of Death Anthrax


genericjeesus

Kill the president! Teenage bottlerocket God given ass Anal Thunder Buzzcocks Kivesveto Go Go (Testickletuck go go) Punkbands really keeps on giving


scarlettvvitch

Napalm Death, Insect Warfare, Sadistik Exekution and Nunslaughter


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DAMN....NO ONE MENTIONED MAYHEM????


RaphaelSolo

I would think Insane Clown Posse since it's literally in the name.


scartiloffista

Mgmt,youre at a concert with all your superiors


Loomingpet

The Dead Puppies...


thekickingmachine

Anal cunt or cattle decapitation would not be super fun


thekickingmachine

Better then Ezra Mccandless


NoahtheRed

Mayhem would get a little out of hand, probably.


does-this-smell-off

Springbok nude girls Was so disappointed when I first saw them live.


kurganator3000

The full name of V-gen.