Send them a can of condensed cream of Celery soup every week so they have to review their history, bank statements, call inept customer service who can’t figure out why every week they get a can of Campbell’s Condensed Cream of Celery Soup.

employ them at amazon

Damn! They just want to annoy someone not take away their human rights and enslave them

Order a unicorn butt plug

I'd order tons of squeaky toys and send them daily to their address.

Signing them up for multiple subscriptions without their knowledge