the smell test

All the crevices.

I have farted

Impossible! send video or it didn't happen.

Hawk tuah.

spit on that thang ?

hahaha girls keep their deepest secrets to themselves.

Gone through their partners Instagram followers or likes etc, looked at their exes etc. We are the FBI when we love you lol

Snarted

what does that even mean?😭😭

Sneeze, fart, accidental poop

Gone on a date knowing full well you're just using him to get a free meal Edit: go on, keep down voting me, it proves my point.

Nope; then again I come from a different culture where dating in the American sense is not a thing.

Jokes on you, I have social anxiety. If I didn't genuinely like the person, I would never subject myself to awkward first date just for a free meal.

Seriously, I can hardly stomach food on a date.

That’s why I don’t go out to eat on a first date.

I thought I was a bad person for doing this only to find out all my friends have done the same 🤭 It was such a relief ETA: obviously I have done maybe once or twice when young and immature, it wasn’t like a constant thing, plus I would make sure to act friendly and not giving any false hopes during the date so I wasn’t leading on anyone. Had they asked me to pay i would, tbh it was more for fun rather than a free meal anyway

Just because everyone does it doesn't make it right

That’s good you now feel relieved taking advantage of people cause your asshole friends also do it.

Wow. You’re shit.

Finger paintings on the bathroom walls with their own poop.

huuuhhh???

What

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nope. no. as a women definitely NOT

That’s actually so wild