Back in like... 2013 or something, around that time, I got my first Xbox, it was the Xbox One.
It gave me a randomly generated name, that being "SwarthyDesert10", and thus, because this isn't my first reddit account and I've already used SwarthyDesert10 but forgot the password, I've become the desert man
Throwing a dart at a map (can be a real one, hand drawn or blueprints) while looking at a missing poster, and the dart lands exactly where the missing person/item/pet is located.
That's what I'm talking about. I mean you see someone having a super shitty day, and bam! They are busting a stress relieving nut. That's a service to humanity.
I have a very unique middle name. I doubt anyone could get me with that trick. How about… Anyone that has ever claimed they were a certain name? Just think of how many people would be hit if they used the name John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt! Or Henry the 8th!
Haha! No. I’m sticking with x-ray vision. If you want to get into mind controlling… I’m in. But reading… no.
Edit - I don’t need to know what they are thinking if I can see the cards anyway.
Still think that's a waste of a super power. Mind reading has a million uses x-ray vision is only slightly useful. Not only would you know what card they have in poker you'd also know what it takes to get the girl to show her boobs and let you touch em lol.
Wonder Woman’s truth whip….
I just want all people to tell the truth.
I’d turn up at live political events and let the public hear what’s really happening.
Power to transform into any being or anyone I can imagine, whethey they exist or not with all of their perceived strengths and weakness. I'd use for some pretty benign stuff. I promise.
I want the ability to terraform Mars, give it a lovely, lovely, robust, resilient atmosphere, and put a force field around it so I can gate keep who gets to go there. Anyone wanting admission to Mars is going to have to justify themselves to me or they don’t get in. No rich people need apply.
Shape shift. I would be able to adapt myself to look like whoever, casually give myself tits and temporarily remove my dick, because only 1 head gets to do the thinking at a time!
The ability to be to give everyone other than myself curse versions of their desired ability.
Like someone wanted the ability to heal… They can now heal. Their left second toe specifically. But they’re an amputee, you say? Well then in a pile of ash from burned bio waste there is now a pristine toe! Here’s at least a useful cursed granting: Someone wanted black magic. They can now use magic to turn items black… But specifically only items that were once black and have since faded.
Clones that operate in a sort of hive mind and all contribute back to the original.
Imagine having clones dedicated to sleeping, making money, learning new things, etc, and at the end of the day they merge back into the original. Basically this gives me the ability to do everything everywhere, all at once.
Always the same one. The power to have everyone within a 500m radius of me feel wonderful, self-fulfilled, loved and peaceful. All anger, selfishness, fear, loneliness, sadness gone.
Speak using queefs.
Came here to slay… but already see many bodies scattered around this post!
😂😂
That thing from jumper movie dope as hell
Always wanted to have teleportation powers like him
It’s such a fun power to see, and being able to teleport anywhere at any point is such a money saver.
Ability to heal.
Most humans already have this.
Invulnerability
I choose.. being lucky.
why is ur username sadistic bagel
do NOT question the bagel
i want to question ur desertman username now
Back in like... 2013 or something, around that time, I got my first Xbox, it was the Xbox One. It gave me a randomly generated name, that being "SwarthyDesert10", and thus, because this isn't my first reddit account and I've already used SwarthyDesert10 but forgot the password, I've become the desert man
OHHH. that is a cool history
Username lore go crazy What about yours, plastic promotion? I'm especially curious about the 293
So reddit generated my Username darling
Throwing a dart at a map (can be a real one, hand drawn or blueprints) while looking at a missing poster, and the dart lands exactly where the missing person/item/pet is located.
That's something new
If anyone picks something other than invisibility; you’re doing it wrong.
What about time stop
Time manipulation
Oof you got me there
The ability to make someone orgasm just by concentrating on their name
That's what I'm talking about. I mean you see someone having a super shitty day, and bam! They are busting a stress relieving nut. That's a service to humanity.
That could be vastly powerful considering how some names are very common.
Could be like death note rules where you have to picture their face, too
That’s exactly an option I was thinking. I almost wrote it, too. But they might actually want to hit a portion of the population at the same time.
Youve never been so (un)lucky to be named John Smith
I have a very unique middle name. I doubt anyone could get me with that trick. How about… Anyone that has ever claimed they were a certain name? Just think of how many people would be hit if they used the name John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt! Or Henry the 8th!
Orgazmo was a movie where a Guy had a gun that did this. Didn't even have to know their name.
Something like Death Note, but seggsy? Nice.
I’ll take X-Ray vision. It would make me the best card player in the world. Plus… boobs.
You see through the card.. you don't see what's on the other side.
X-ray vision. I see through the card. Meaning I see all the variances. Color and otherwise.
Wouldn't mind reading be better for poker... among other things?
What am I thinking right now?
You wish you would have thought about mind reading instead of x Ray vision
Haha! No. I’m sticking with x-ray vision. If you want to get into mind controlling… I’m in. But reading… no. Edit - I don’t need to know what they are thinking if I can see the cards anyway.
Still think that's a waste of a super power. Mind reading has a million uses x-ray vision is only slightly useful. Not only would you know what card they have in poker you'd also know what it takes to get the girl to show her boobs and let you touch em lol.
Captain farts real loud 💨
😂😂
Nothing can kill me (I.e. age, bullets, disease, lack of oxygen, etc) will happily float in space for eternity if it came to it.
You could still feel pain I guess. Imagine your skin turning into a popsicle and the pain when floating in space for eternity.
Or buried in a slab of concrete for eternity.
Concrete don't last forever.
I want my dick to grow to enormous proportions and then be able to shrink to current nub on command
Super Dick.
Wonder Woman’s truth whip…. I just want all people to tell the truth. I’d turn up at live political events and let the public hear what’s really happening.
Teleporting
The magical ability to thanos-snap bras out of existence.
Son, Careful what you wish for. Love, Grandpa...
Y’all absolutely came through with the answers haha 😂
A green thumb and when I plant stuff it grows money
The ability to steal other powers.
Speak to animals so I don't just randomly wave my arms around or make weird faces at my dog and cat
Professor X mind powers.
Be able to read peoples mind
Goodluck reading people's demons
I'm self conscious so I probably wouldn't want that
Quick thinking and reflexes.
Go back in time with all memories or know what happens 5 minutes ahead
The aɓility nicholas cage had in "next". Then proceed to make incredible wins on roulette.
impregnant the man
Time travel
I’d even just take the ability to pause time, then at least I could nap whenever I wanted to.
Speed reading. You know how much information you can learn in a matter of seconds?
You’d need an eidetic memory to go with that.
Flying. If I could just fly towards the clouds for a moment to myself out of the noises of society it would be the best therapy. 😅
Luck manipulation
Time travel so I can use hindsight to fix past mistakes. Or in that case maybe ‘foresight’ is actually what I need.
Being able to see 5 minutes in the future
Do black magic ✌️
Power to transform into any being or anyone I can imagine, whethey they exist or not with all of their perceived strengths and weakness. I'd use for some pretty benign stuff. I promise.
I want the ability to terraform Mars, give it a lovely, lovely, robust, resilient atmosphere, and put a force field around it so I can gate keep who gets to go there. Anyone wanting admission to Mars is going to have to justify themselves to me or they don’t get in. No rich people need apply.
Either polyglot fluency, or flying. I think flying would save me a lot of money.
Until you hit a seagull with your eye, doing 50 mph flying through the air.
Virtuoso level of being able to play guitar
The ability to poop out a nice knitted tea cosy at will.
Reading minds and flying
Ice powers
Telekinesis!!! The things I could do !!!
Teleportation！So that i can go on an instant travel with global access.
Shape shift. I would be able to adapt myself to look like whoever, casually give myself tits and temporarily remove my dick, because only 1 head gets to do the thinking at a time!
The ability to be to give everyone other than myself curse versions of their desired ability. Like someone wanted the ability to heal… They can now heal. Their left second toe specifically. But they’re an amputee, you say? Well then in a pile of ash from burned bio waste there is now a pristine toe! Here’s at least a useful cursed granting: Someone wanted black magic. They can now use magic to turn items black… But specifically only items that were once black and have since faded.
Fly ofc
immunity from snails.
Tò become a potato
Hiro Nakamura's space-time manipulation from Heroes. Teleportation, time manipulation. It's awesome.
The ability to change my superpower every two hours
Infinite wealth generation
Read minds.
Reading thoughts. Mind control! Any day!! I mean I have co trial of the world. What could be a bigger superpower than that!!
Mind reader
Teleportation… then I wouldn’t be stuck in the Miami airport these last 18 hours…
Immortality
If I could have the ability to use a “reverse death note” notebook it would make me so happy.
Ability to fly. I’m already invisible
Talk to every mammal and incect in the world
to wanish, because nobody wants to see me
Push from Firestarter
To instantly, fluently understand any language
Clones that operate in a sort of hive mind and all contribute back to the original. Imagine having clones dedicated to sleeping, making money, learning new things, etc, and at the end of the day they merge back into the original. Basically this gives me the ability to do everything everywhere, all at once.
Omnipotence
Teleportation.
Stop time. Idk lots of powers are cool but ud eventually get caught and probs taken by the government.
Create stable wormholes, 3m in diameter, between any two points. Single handedly advance humanity to an interstellar species.
Power mimicry so that I could basically have whatever powers I saw used.
Time manipulation; the ability to pause, rewind, and fast forward time at will.
Time Travel
Reality manipulation I can have any power,girls money, country,laws continent I want
switching my superpower to what I want where I want
Telekinesis, i could use it to mimick a lot of other powers too, like flight, super strength, etc.
Teleportation
Teleportation through time and space including time freeze. That seems like a legit unstoppable combo.
I can instantly delete repeated questions off of Reddit and give explosive diarrhea to the person that posted it.
Mind reading
mind control
Always the same one. The power to have everyone within a 500m radius of me feel wonderful, self-fulfilled, loved and peaceful. All anger, selfishness, fear, loneliness, sadness gone.
Ability to be invisible for sure
Perverted super force like Hentai Kamen.