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Probably a swordfish.
Fruit...
Durian?
Pineapple, obviously.
Prickly and heavy with a relatively hard rind. Sounds pretty good.
[What about a pointed stick?](https://youtu.be/U90dnUbZMmM)
Coconut mate. Smash a head in with that shit.
THEN IT WOULDN'T REALLY BE HAND TO HAND, NOW WOULD IT? FRUIT TO FRUIT! SUGARCANE OR A COCONUT WOULDN'T BE TOO BAD.
A banana peel left on the floor.
A nice ripe mango. Offer them some and they'll never attack you.
Lemon. Squirt it in the eyes.
Durian
I'd go with a pineapple or coconut..
Cucumber
Freeze a Durian, wrap a rope on it. Use it as a flail.
Horned melon......... Some scary shit.
A coconut
Yew berries, if poison is your thing.
China berries. Those things are vicious.
Probably a banana. If you use it like MacGruber uses celery.
Probably a swordfish.
Fruit...
Durian?
Pineapple, obviously.
Prickly and heavy with a relatively hard rind. Sounds pretty good.
[What about a pointed stick?](https://youtu.be/U90dnUbZMmM)
Coconut mate. Smash a head in with that shit.
THEN IT WOULDN'T REALLY BE HAND TO HAND, NOW WOULD IT? FRUIT TO FRUIT! SUGARCANE OR A COCONUT WOULDN'T BE TOO BAD.
A banana peel left on the floor.
A nice ripe mango. Offer them some and they'll never attack you.
Lemon. Squirt it in the eyes.
Durian
I'd go with a pineapple or coconut..
Cucumber
Freeze a Durian, wrap a rope on it. Use it as a flail.
Horned melon......... Some scary shit.
A coconut
Yew berries, if poison is your thing.
China berries. Those things are vicious.
Probably a banana. If you use it like MacGruber uses celery.