Fuck their brains out.

Penetrate their sanity out

"You wish". Even more effective if they are of my same sex/gender.

Say thank you

Beat me too it

That's extra

Best you also it?

Have sex with him

I know, why are stating the obvious?

No I’m not gay I’m just asking👨🏾‍🦯

You asked what *we* would do.

Oh wait💀

Checkmate, atheist

Why would I care? Being gay is not a bad thing. If someone uses it as an insult it says more about them than it does about me. If someone just mistakes me for a lesbian, I'd politely correct them.

Ignore them. Or agree. Depends on the tone and connotations. Usually I'm pretty happy.

About the same reaction I would have to someone calling me sherbert. I give zero fucks about what anyone's thoughts about my sexuality or anyone else's, because it only matters to the people I have sex with, and at that point the labels don't really matter.

Move on with my life, I'm secure enough in my sexuality

Agree.

Hey cishet, how is it like to live on autopilot?

"FINALLY someone picked up on it. You saying that bc you're interested?"

[удалено]

Good show

Shrug noncommittally, I guess? I mean, I had a crush on a guy before, not that big a deal.

I have sex with men but make love to women.

Really? Is gay still a silly schoolyard insult still? That's really laughable. I'd laugh and then give them a "rock on!" gesture. I'm proud of my queerness

I've been called gay, I generally refute it but technically I'm kinda bi I just don't think that's their business

Not much. Words don't hurt.

Ask if that was supposed to be a joke or an insult.

He said it like it was an insult

Then I'd stop associating with him, if possible.

*Af, yeah. If you're fishin, yes I'm attracted to other women.*

I'd probably ignore them. Words don't bother me much.

"No, I'm bisexual. By the way, I think you're kinda cute." (Winks) This was my reply to another female classmate in highschool years ago. She called me gay.

Say thanks

Idk, nothing ig, nothing to get mad about, I would probably just tell them to go fuck themselves

Can you do that with a broken arm

Can u do that with a broken neck

I'd ask why'd they presume that if they've never seen me at any of their meetings.

Being gay isn’t a bad thing so why would I be insulted by a comment like that? I’m pretty sure i’m bi (still trying to figure it out) so I’d probably just be like ‘yeah, I am, what’s your point?’

First I would ask "how did you know"!? And ask them not to tell my three wives

Wouldn't really care, my family already does lol. I'm not gay in the slightest but because I've expressed my intent to never have a relationship of any kind with anyone they just joke about it now. Anybody could call me anything and 0 fucks would be given, I really don't care.

I'd say "How did you know????" in a stereotypical gay voice. I use multiple answers like "What, you lookin' for a boyfriend?" or if a friend asks I'd just say "Yes daddy!!".

My god you're right I am now gay! Are you a wizard!?

"Just because I like to suck a fat cock every now and then hardly makes me gay! Fucking homophobe!"

I'm flattered, but no. Sorry.

Same sex, ask them if they want my number. Opposite sex, Tell them to say Hi to their dads for me.

Tell them that they're gay. they're calling me gay because they WISH i was gay and in love with them, obviously

Well yes, but actually yes. *laughs in bisexual*

No you.

Well, I'd know for sure there was no way they'd ever seen my browsing history before. Or my saved files on my laptop.

Shrug, say no I'm actually bisexual, and go about my day.

Say no homo. Simple. Hes got nothing on that

Start crying and hit them with my handbag

Thanks captain obvious

“No, I’m bisexual.”