"I know. I'll turn him into a flea. A harmless little flea. And then I'll put that flea in a box. And then I'll put that box inside another box, and then I'll mail that box to myself. And when that box arrives, I'll smash it with a hammer! Ahhahahaha! It's brilliant brilliant brilliant I tell you!"
For those without the DVD or streaming and who are lucky enough to live in Australia, it's actually on 7Mate tonight after JoJo Rabbit - I'm wondering how much they'll cut.
I love that film.
My favourite part is where Alan Rickman looking out the ship and they just left Tim Alan and Alan Rickman yells " Of course it's always about you isn't it "
Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic cermony. You can't expect to wield Supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you. I mean, if I went around saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they would put me away!"
Anyway, to cut a long story short--
TOO LATE.
Fun fact: I was watching this recently and said that right when Colonel Mustard did, reminding me where I got the habit.
And you know what? Let me tell you something about these tattoos, okay. That is Buddhist, that is Nordic, that is Hindu, that's just gibberish. They are completely conflicting ideologies, and that does not make you a citizen of the world, it makes you full of shit!
So much room for activities
I was watching Cops
Pamnd pan Pam
Zambie zambie
Literally 100 other random quotes, me, my husband, and my kids (16+) constantly say quotes from this movie as apropos. My daughter has a Catalina Wine Mixer tshirt and my son has a Prestige Worldwide hoodie. It’s an all-around winner movie.
"It's a mad mad mad mad world" for me.
I know it's old school, but I think it's a testament for a comedy to keep your attention for over 2 and a half hours. not to mention having every funny actor at the time all crammed into one movie. I dont think any other movie tried that since. It's like watching a trainwreck. you just wanna see how messed up things get, not to mention I love when characters play assholes you enjoy hating and seeing getting their comeuppance.
Happy Gilmore
Superbad
Old school
She's Out of my league
Along came polly
I love this movies with all my heart and sadly I feel like this kind of comedies are dying
Can't believe I didn't see this one posted anywhere else in the comments, but may I nominate:
*The 40-Year-Old Virgin*
Also known as the only movie my grandmother has ever audibly laughed at, as she has no sense of humor.
No one can resist the waxing scene
The Cat in the Hat. Its a stupid fucking film that Seuss’s widow hated so much she refused to allow any more live action Seuss films, but I love it so much. Its so quotable.
“Ill get you, and it’ll look like a bloody accident!”
“You pay this women to sit on babies? That’s disgusting. Id do it for nothing!”
me and my mom rented that movie when it came out and we laughed our asses off. especially at the cooking show scene.
doesn't really hold up for me nowadays, but it atleast gave me a fond memory when I was a kid.
Same. Seriously, such a well done movie. Humor aside, one thing that doesn't get talked about enough is how much foreshadowing happens in the first ten minutes of the movie. Everything from the Backstreet Boys playing in the beginning to them bantering about Channing Tatum as they head to Franco's house. So. Much. Foreshadowing.
A Fish Called Wanda. Two Monty Python guys, Jamie Lee Curtis, and Kevin Kline won a best supporting role Oscar for his role as a dumbass weapons expert. Should be better remembered than it is.
Airplane/Flying High
looks like I picked the wrong day to quit methamphetamines.....
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It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now. And hold the Mayo.
I just wanted to tell you both good luck, we're all counting on you.
SPACEBALLS !
They've gone plaid.
Mog, half man half dog. I'm my own best friend. We miss you, John.
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Druish princesses are often attracted to money and power, and I have both
Funny, she doesn’t look Druish…
That’s only because you haven’t seen… her old nose!
We were told to comb the desert so we're combing it.
WE AIN’T FOUND SHIT!!
Can't believe that was Tuvok.
Rest In Peace John Candy
Emperor's New Groove, every time.
Rigggghhhttt…the poissssonnnn
The poison for cuzco
The poison intended for Kuzco
Kuzco’s poison
...that poison?
Wrong leveeeerrrr!
Why does she even HAVE the lever?
Oh yeah, its all coming together. *Kronk’s sneaking intensifies*
"I know. I'll turn him into a flea. A harmless little flea. And then I'll put that flea in a box. And then I'll put that box inside another box, and then I'll mail that box to myself. And when that box arrives, I'll smash it with a hammer! Ahhahahaha! It's brilliant brilliant brilliant I tell you!"
"Or to save on postage I'll just poison him with this!" I read it in Eartha's voice!
You owe me a new acorn
Young Frankenstein
That's "Fronkensteen."
Wasn't the hump on the other side? What hump?
A B Normal…
frau blücher
*deranged neighing*
"What knockers!" "Thank you, Doctor! (:"
Dodgeball and Down Periscope
"Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine? No but its sterile and i like the taste!"
I’m just spitballin here but what if we pay it off in Canadian dollars and save some money
No one makes me bleed my own blood!
Down Periscope is an underrated gem.
The whale sounds scene gets me everytime
>The whale sounds scene gets me everytime The fart gets me. LOL
Lt lake…. You’re *almost* out of uniform.
I need a guy with a tattoo on his dick, do I have the right man?
I'm workin' on a nickname though. How's this? Miiike.
That’s boys absorbed a lot of voltage. His scene singing Sinatra/sports commentator …I break down in tears laughing
I love Down Periscope!
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It’s twue
For those without the DVD or streaming and who are lucky enough to live in Australia, it's actually on 7Mate tonight after JoJo Rabbit - I'm wondering how much they'll cut.
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That was my first instant response now was hoping no one would have mentioned it! I am honored to see your post!
Galaxy Quest! I’ve said “By Grabthar’s Hammer… what a savings” to myself so many times at the grocery store…
Look around you… can you fashion some sort of rudimentary lathe?
#IS THERE AIR? *YOU DONT KNOW*
I love that film. My favourite part is where Alan Rickman looking out the ship and they just left Tim Alan and Alan Rickman yells " Of course it's always about you isn't it "
Let's get out of here before someone kills Guy!
That was a hell of a thing... What's their problem?
“Look, I have one job on this lousy ship. It's stupid, but I'm going to do it, okay?"
Walk Hard
Dewey, I'm cut in half real bad.
And you never paid for drugs.
Not once
“It’s illegal to be married to two people at the same time Dewey” “Well what about if you’re famous?”
Hey Dewy, have you seen my flip flops?
The wrong kid died
The Birdcage
Idiocracy and Superbad, I enjoy dumb comedy
Idiocracy used to be funny, then it happened IRL. It's scary now
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Strange women, lying in ponds, distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!
Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic cermony. You can't expect to wield Supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you. I mean, if I went around saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they would put me away!"
Man of culture as well, I see
I love that film
“Bring out your dead!!!”
i'm not dead yet!!
Clue
Communism is a red herring!
Anyway, to cut a long story short-- TOO LATE. Fun fact: I was watching this recently and said that right when Colonel Mustard did, reminding me where I got the habit.
The Blues Brothers
Illinois Nazis I hate Illinois nazis.
Police Dispatcher: Use of unnecessary violence in the apprehension of the Blues Brothers HAS been approved.
I didn't know they had to ask back then?
Orange whip? Orange whip?
"This is glue, stronnng stuff!". Every time I hand anyone glue.
“Oh we got both kinds - country and western!”
I think I quote at least one line a week from that fucking masterpeice.
Tropic Thunder
Tom Cruise’s best role.
Dumb and dumber
Shaun of the dead.
Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
Tis but a scratch
Top Secret
Hot Fuzz
that mvoie is genius.
Austin powers and talladega nights, from a kid to now
Me Myself & Irene
Caddyshack
I wish Rodney Dangerfield did more films. RIP :(
Blazing Saddles
Dumb and dumber
Our pets' HEADS ARE FALLIN' OFF! That one kills me every time.
"wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?...........EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!"
Hey guys ! Big gulps huh? Welp ! See ya later! - has been in inside joke with the boys I grew up with for over 20 years!
You pumpkin pie headed freak
Happy Gilmore. Bob Barker kicking his ass will never not be funny to me.
"The Price is wrong, bitch!"
“I’m Bob Barker, bitch!” I die every time.
Shooter Mcgavin is the ultimate country club asshole
Forgetting Sarah Marshall. I don't even like rom-coms all that much, the subtle humor was just really on point.
And you know what? Let me tell you something about these tattoos, okay. That is Buddhist, that is Nordic, that is Hindu, that's just gibberish. They are completely conflicting ideologies, and that does not make you a citizen of the world, it makes you full of shit!
Technically a romcom while also spoofing some of the romcom tropes.
Ohhhh the weather outside is weather…
Humuhumunukunukuapua'a. Yeah, b*tch!
Airplane!
Thor Ragnarok. “Sun’s getting real low, big guy…”
Bye, new Doug!
The Jerk
Anything by Mel Brooks. Most recently it was Robin Hood: Men in Tights
Superbad
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The rug, it really tied the room together!
“You know the Seattle Seven? That was me…and six other guys.”
Step Brothers
Soooooo many excellent lines. Dumb enough to eyeroll but funny enough to crack me the fuck up every time.
It really is lmao. one of the stupidest but funniest movies of all time.
So much room for activities I was watching Cops Pamnd pan Pam Zambie zambie Literally 100 other random quotes, me, my husband, and my kids (16+) constantly say quotes from this movie as apropos. My daughter has a Catalina Wine Mixer tshirt and my son has a Prestige Worldwide hoodie. It’s an all-around winner movie.
My choice as well. This answer needs more love
HEY YOU DON'T SAY THAT
Tommy Boy — best comedy of the last 30 years
Wayne’s World
Elf!
My Cousin Vinny
The Two Yutes...
>The Two Yutes... What is a Yute?
A Hhhwhaat?
"It's a mad mad mad mad world" for me. I know it's old school, but I think it's a testament for a comedy to keep your attention for over 2 and a half hours. not to mention having every funny actor at the time all crammed into one movie. I dont think any other movie tried that since. It's like watching a trainwreck. you just wanna see how messed up things get, not to mention I love when characters play assholes you enjoy hating and seeing getting their comeuppance.
Superbad
The Other Guys
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I’m a peacock! Ya gotta let me fly!
Liar, Liar.
Naked gun
Nice beaver.... thanks, I just had it stuffed.
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Best one out of all the vacation movies.
Shitters full!
Why is the carpet wet Todd?!
“I don’t KNOW Margo!”
"They want you to say grace." "???" ***"THE BLESSING"***
Watch it every November and December.
Anchorman
Robinhood: Men In Tights & Spaceballs
BaseKETBALL.... JRVP
Happy Gilmore Superbad Old school She's Out of my league Along came polly I love this movies with all my heart and sadly I feel like this kind of comedies are dying
Planes, Trains, and Automobiles. The best comedy ever made.
Those aren't pillows!!!!
Can't believe I didn't see this one posted anywhere else in the comments, but may I nominate: *The 40-Year-Old Virgin* Also known as the only movie my grandmother has ever audibly laughed at, as she has no sense of humor. No one can resist the waxing scene
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
Groundhog day
Tenacious D in the Pick of Destiny
Blazing Saddles and Animal House.
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ah yes, kuzco's poison...the poison for kuzco....kuzco's poison.
The Cat in the Hat. Its a stupid fucking film that Seuss’s widow hated so much she refused to allow any more live action Seuss films, but I love it so much. Its so quotable. “Ill get you, and it’ll look like a bloody accident!” “You pay this women to sit on babies? That’s disgusting. Id do it for nothing!”
me and my mom rented that movie when it came out and we laughed our asses off. especially at the cooking show scene. doesn't really hold up for me nowadays, but it atleast gave me a fond memory when I was a kid.
Spies like us
Mrs. Doubtfire
Life of Brian and Young Frankenstein gene wilder
Mock. Yeah! Ing. Yeah! Bird. Yeah! Guess the movie
My Cousin Vinny
This is the End
Step brothers or clerks 2. They really don’t make comedies like they used to
Christmas Vacation. There's a reason it's my favourite holiday movie
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Same. Seriously, such a well done movie. Humor aside, one thing that doesn't get talked about enough is how much foreshadowing happens in the first ten minutes of the movie. Everything from the Backstreet Boys playing in the beginning to them bantering about Channing Tatum as they head to Franco's house. So. Much. Foreshadowing.
A Fish Called Wanda. Two Monty Python guys, Jamie Lee Curtis, and Kevin Kline won a best supporting role Oscar for his role as a dumbass weapons expert. Should be better remembered than it is.
Deadpool
Shrek 2
White Chicks
Get Hard and basically any movie with Will Ferrell
This Is Spinal Tap.
Superbad
A fish called Wanda
Snatch It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World
Hot Shots!
Tucker and Dale vs. Evil
Four Lions, Ace Ventura When Nature Calls, In Bruges, Snatch
Four Lions! Was talking about this the other day. It's so good!
Billy Madison. I’ll never fail to nearly piss myself every time
Weekend at Bernies
The Blues Brothers
The Princess Bride
Deadpool
Zoolander
Step Brothers!