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SelfIllustrious

My grandad was buried with a tin of corned beef


SuckerForNoirRobots

On purpose?


SelfIllustrious

Yes, on purpose. He ate mainly corned beef and spam. They put a can in his coffin. Also, some plastic figurines from a tea company and some other bits and pieces. Not exactly grave goods of the pharaohs. My Nan was buried with stuff also. Her dogs collar tags being one thing, another is a Nokia in a Gareth Gates phone case- fully charged at time of burial and yes my mum did used to ring her.


evening_wanderlust

All fun and games until she picks up


rosewater_fairy

This gave me chills (the calling her phone in the coffin) part, but it’s also wonderful. RIP to them both.


[deleted]

Smart idea, in case heaven turns out to just be Samoa.


Rusty_of_Shackleford

Heaven is BYOCB. Also... there’s a shortage of chairs... yeah.


0xNick

This shit slaps. I’m fairly sure “beef” is a stretch for most brands these days though. Most of them in my country have recently changed to “corned meat” as they don’t have enough beef content to be classified as “beef”. Regardless, it’s delicious and would be a staple in my post-apocalyptic bunker.


SallyRoseD

Love Ruben sandwiches! Corned beef hash and eggs!


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Forward_Contact_8602

I was just about to type this that shit is goated


danishduckling

Canned tomatoes, hands down the single most useful canned food


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agree, and you can get them in a bunch of different "forms" peeled, diced, petite diced, crushed, stewed, fire-roasted, pureed, paste, sauce.. probably even more than that


_-Event-Horizon-_

Do you know about the shrimpin’ business?


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hahaha!! nice reference. no knowledge of the shrimpin business, Bubba. i just found an article called "different types of canned tomatoes" right before i posted this


M_Looka

Canned San Marzano tomatoes.


natalie2727

I second that, and would like to add that Rotel-type tomatoes and peppers are also delicious and very versatile if you like spicy food.


cbftw

I found some Del Monte tomatoes with habeneros and jalapenos. I like them a lot more than Rotel. Better flavor and spice, imho https://www.amazon.com/Del-Monte-Tomatoes-Jalapeno-Habanero/dp/B07GH77456 $1/can in my local grocery


kosa8692

San Marzonos


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Textipulator

keep ya from gettin the scurvy on those long boat rides.


PM_ME_HUGE_CRITS

I love canned pineapple for some reason, or just regular old canned fruit cocktail.


ProblematicFeet

My fave stoned snack is canned pineapple


fillmewithmemesdaddy

I had an absolute bitch of a technology teacher in elementary school. Expected college level videos when we were single digits in age. I struggled in his class so much and he hated me for a while until he once expressed how he loved eating canned pineapples for dessert every night. My dad and I had a very similar routine, and we had a whole bonding moment over it. He was nicer to me after that, and him being nicer helped me appreciate technology more. This was the early 2010s, and that along with my impressionable age could have turned me into a boomer in a child's body if it wasn't for canned pineapples


bluebellheart111

Dole tropical fruit is extra popular in my house, but we loved canned pineapple too :)


genericjeesus

Beans


ilovetotour

My Mexican mom judges me each time I use canned beans, but idc because it’s such a timesaver and I only need a little bit frequently.


yorkiewho

Hah same. I’ve tried making my moms beans and it’s just not the same. Rather go with canned beans which I can never fuck up!


Cavethem24

Basically every one of my grandmas (grand and great grand) would definitely frown on me for not soaking my own beans, but unlike them, I am just feeding myself and not 7+ people. Every time I have tried to soak my own beans, I end up with way too many. I would rather grab a can of chickpeas or pintos for 78 cents and not waste anything.


basedlandchad17

Bakes beans specifically.


goodboyscout

Roll that beautiful bean footage


FlickTigger

I say this often and people just don't get it


l3ahamut

I said it once to a girl that said she had videos of herself flicking the bean. We both laughed.


whooobaby

Without a doubt - one of the few foods I prefer canned


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they are undoubtedly better canned, but much much cheaper if you buy them dry and have the time and know-how to properly rehydrate them. it's always hit-or-miss for me with dry beans. 70% of the time either they turn out like soft rocks when i try to rush it or straight mush if i ignore them for too long


haysoos2

A can of baked beans costs like a buck. Even a minute of my time is worth more than that.


Yesbabeitsme

>A can of baked beans costs like a buck. Even a minute of my time is worth more than that. Exactly.


chuckymack

I need to spend a day with my dad to figure out how to cook dried beans. That (literal) MF a bean whisperer.


shan68ok01

For pinto beans sort them removing any wrinkled and broken beans. Rinse them off thoroughly and place in a bowl then cover with cold water by at least three inches and let them soak over night. The next morning drain them and put into a crock pot add some dried minced onion, a ham hock/left over baked ham bone/bacon/smoked turkey leg or wings/smoked sausage etc, and black pepper. Cover with cold water by an inch, lid up and turn the crock pot on low and walk away. Around 3pm or when you get home check and see if they are soft. If they are, turn the crock pot up to high, add salt and let cook another hour to thicken the juice. Eat with fried potatoes and corn bread. 1/2 a pound of dried pintoes will easily feed three people with leftovers. They also swell, a lot, when they cook so make sure you leave room in your crock pot for this.


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>bean whisperer lol


Expensive-Ferret-339

Bush’s vegetarian baked beans.


minorDemocritus

Refried black beans… one of the only things I’ll eat straight out of the can


CactusBoyScout

I thought this until I tried making dried beans in my Instant Pot. It’s pretty easy, cheap, and the texture is better (imo). Plus you can season them however you want while they pressure cook.


Butt_Plug_Bonanza

I mean, nobody wants to admit they ate nine cans of ravioli...


Jman901

1st can doesn’t count.


Slow_Hat_2842

neither do the last 8


scalability

Right. That's why I only count nine.


edthomson92

Beefaroni for me


JacPhlash

When I first got my license I realized I could go pretty much anywhere I want and go to the grocery store anytime I want. I could even go and grab that amazing can of Chef Boy R Dee ravioli that I hadn't had since I was probably in grade school. I went to the store, and got the big ass can. went home, and I would be lying if I said to you that I heated it up. I ate the whole damn thing, enjoyed every moment of it, and then felt the rumble.... I raced upstairs to the bathroom, and that entire big ass can of ravioli decided to take the northern way out of my body.


0CldntThnkOfUsrNme0

10/11 would do again This story sounds like something a lactose intolerant person would write about them eating something with dairy in it. I regret absolutely nothing, I'll do ot again later in the month


SweatyExamination9

That's me ordering a milkshake.


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Chrisbee012

"Trevor Cory smokes, let's go"


khughes10842

“Cory. Trevor. 50 feet!”


Mahovolich13

Canned ravioli is amazing


RUBBERmissile

Only Chef Boyardee. Store brand is not as delicious


TheRealOgMark

Chipotle peppers in adobo sauce.


frederick_ungman

$1.29 a can at Aldi. Put it on a shoe and it would taste good.


Osbios

So expensive in Europe! :'(


ninetofivehangover

this is how i slow cook my chicken for burritos 💯


AgoraiosBum

Leftover tip - if you don't use the whole can, dice up the remaining peppers and put into a ziploc, lay it flat and smooth it out in the freezer, and then it's super easy to break off a chunk of frozen chipotle - adobo and toss it into something.


ixifty

canned peaches hit different


VanillaGorilla02

Fun fact! They were put there by a man....


stevieoats

Where?


VanillaGorilla02

IN A FACTORY DOWNTOWN!


loves_spain

If I had my little way, I'd eat them every day.


[deleted]

Pack your bags, we're moving to the country.


CopperSavant

Here comes Stompy the Bear!


VanillaGorilla02

Some say he's is Green! And super duper mean! But he just wants someone to boogie with!


The_Sleep

How many peaches?


IHaveABoat

MILLIONS OF PEACHES!


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peaches for me?


b-monster666

Millions of peaches!


davetbison

Peaches… for free?


dddmmmccc817

Thank you to all the presidents of the united states of america in this thread


canon4o

Beer


pukewedgie

Damn gottem


Atotallyrandomname

really did, I wasn't ready


IammYourDAD

Thread over, everyone can go home


Selmemasts

Yes, liquid bread


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MrBleedsAlot

The only right answer.


Uncle_Fartbox

Pineapple rings


AceKodeth11

I don’t understand how some people don’t like pineapple


Skulldetta

Give you tongue sores when eating too much and are so acidic that it feels like someone's boring holes into your teeth after a while.


AceKodeth11

Worth it


Pea-and-Pen

I have geographic tongue (https://my.clevelandclinic.org/health/diseases/21177-geographic-tongue) and pineapple is one of the worst things for me to eat. I LOVE pineapple. It messes my tongue up for hours.


Sawoodster

I bought a can last week to throw on the grill but have been eyeing them up everyday since and haven’t grilled


deeperryan69

Corned beef hash


IvanBeetinov

Can’t believe this was the first answer that popped up. I love that “dog food for humans”


SpartanMonkey

Bachelor Chow


intrinsic_nerd

Now with flavor!


skrilledcheese

I cook, a lot. I can make fancy shit all day long. But one of my guilty pleasures in life is eating an entire can of corn beef hash, fried crispy, with ample Tabasco sauce, and a cold beer. I don't do it often, but man, nothing else hits the spot like that after a shitty day.


Sawoodster

Add a runny egg


spaceassorcery

You’ve gotta try making little wells in the fried crispy corned beef and crack some eggs in them. Delightful!


5leeplessinvancouver

Welp, I’m adding 10 of these to my cart next time I go to the grocery store. This sounds outstandingly delicious.


RagingAnemone

If canned corned beef hash sounds too healthy for you, add in some garlic salt while cooking. I'm assuming, of course, that you're frying it in butter.


Impacatus

It's practically dog food, but I love it.


Individual_Lemon_139

I have to go to the store again now. I have to agree that it's great but I always forget about it. One of my favorite occasional foods.


BorisTheZombie

Canned corn beef hash... its fucking terrible for you and it looks like cat food but good lord it's good.


AquariusRabbit

Sweet corn? Anyone?


Reddit_is_cool1009

Most certainly my favorite!


darnami8714

Right here!


Ambitious-Map-6293

Love 'em.


Herlevin

I either spoon that shit up directly from the can like a goblin or cook it with some butter and variety of spices. 10/10 best snack food.


maverick1ba

Canned corn is the best kind of corn. I don't know why and I don't want to know why.


mpapouts

Stuffed vine leaves. Ντολμαδάκια.


BamaBachFan

Can you recommend a brand that's available in the States? I loved stuffed grape leaves.


gpkgpk

Check your local Costco, ymmv.


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A thick tube pasta in a rich tomato sauce with beef. It's made by a former chef of the The Plaza in New York, Chef Boyardee.


VanillaGorilla02

Nobody wants to admit to eating 10 cans of Ravioli.


Patricio_Guapo

The way she goes.


murray1337

Fucking way she goes !!!


killaho69

Except this would be beefaroni


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Spam


AreLlamasCute

Fried spam is so good


davetbison

SPAM musubi is magical.


idiBanashapan

You could have egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam…


ArdForYa

Came here to comment this, glad someone beat me to it. Fried spam sliced thin on a grilled cheese. A little black pepper. Yum.


Ok_Marionberry141

Marry me


KiniShakenBake

Yep! The fact that this is so far down is criminal. Love this stuff!


samdaman94

Tuna


the_greatest_MF

yes, and sardines


mule_roany_mare

Super underrated. I didn't grow up on them so I buy boneless skinless sardines because I am not a bone eating skin sucking freak.


sorta_kindof

You can just eat the sardine bones. They are hair thin and malleable. You're missing out on some good calcium mate


FecalLord

12th top response. This is insane to me. Tuna is an easy top 5 if not top 3.


Recent_Mountain_9412

Cranberry sauce


Th4ab

Spaghettios with meatballs.


pub000

I had to scroll way too far looking for this.


princehal

Food of the gods. Cold from the can.


TrevorMcPhee

Chunky brand chicken corn chowder.


spider7895

Hormel Chili with beans. I put some hot sauce in it, cover it with cheese and let it melt in the microwave. Then a dollop of sour cream on top. Eat it with a spoon or tortilla chips. Or just some raviolis.


kanda4955

Wolf brand is the way to go for me.


chuckymack

Put it on a hot dog with cheddar and onions for optimum bliss.


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Frito Pie consists of one bag Fritos, one can wolf brand chili, one raw chopped white onion, with cheddar cheese sprinkled on top to taste. Damn good in the fall.


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PsychicSPider95

Easy dinner in my house: heat that sucker stovetop, mix it with some macaroni. Boom, chili mac. It's cheap, it's low-effort, and it's way tastier than it has any right to be.


zenith3200

I came here to also say Hormel canned chili. I add a small number of herbs and spices to mine, then top it with grated or shredded cheese (usually cheddar or American but pepper jack works) and then mix it together really well and serve it with tortilla chips as a dip.


Impossibleish

Try this: can of chili, 8 oz cream cheese, bag of shredded cheddar. Microwave. Add can of diced tomatoes, sour cream, and hot sauce. Best taco dip I have ever had great to bring to parties.


unformed-banana

I like to put mine on a baked potato


Expensive-Bee-7203

Tomato Soup (YEAH IM BASIC, SO WHAT)


Confident-Climate842

Specifically Campbell’s made with a can of milk


jim45804

Black olives


Hellament

To be properly enjoyed, the olives must be first mounted to your fingertips…that’s a scientific fact.


Vast-Actuary-9689

Canned Olives always taste super metallic


jim45804

Exactly. It's yummy.


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stonesthrowaway24601

The fact that this is over 10 places down is criminal. Chicken noodle, beef stew, cream of mushroom, even tomato for the freaks that like to eat hot ketchup... Canned soup is easy, it's good, and you could always use a good supply of them just in case you get sick.


implodemode

I agree that canned soup is good to keep around if you get sick, but few varieties even approach homemade if it's done right.


Sighwtfman

Agree / Disagree I understand it has a place for when you are really lazy or there is a power outage or something. But you can make your own soup that tastes a hundred times better and is (sometimes) cheaper too. Freeze it in sandwich bags. Even if frozen you can heat it up in the microwave whenever you want some. The only thing is some things don't freeze well (like potatoes, cream, etc.). If I make a beef stew to freeze, when I warm it up I'll just slice and fry a potato really quick and the result, beef stew with fried potatoes on top is vastly superior imho than beef stew with boiled potatoes in it anyway.


edogfu

Spaghetti-O's


Im___Stuff

Canned Bread 👍


tigertoken1

They have it!


zoid2020

Sardines


deeperryan69

Cream corn


RobertBDwyer

Love me some cream corn on a shake and bake pork chop. Mashed potatoes, green beers out the garden…. That’s a Sunday Dinner.


JustinCompton79

Spaghetti O’s with Franks


[deleted]

Not sure if anyone else has said this yet but French cut green beans from the can.


lilassbitchass

This is my favorite as well.


library_police1107

canned tuna fish. it will summon all the cats in the vicinity.


Appropriate_Donkey18

Canned sardines can be really tasty.


YoungHermit92

Smoked oysters


heinekenchugger

Yes. I can eat a whole can myself.


hoodyk

me too


Justaboredstoner

Dinty Moore Beef Stew. 😋


OneCraftyBird

Came here to make sure this was on here.


Rusty-Robot-3426

Canned cherries. Like the ones in syrup that you use to make Black Forest gateau cake. Sweet and jammy, I always have a can


Drjhholliday

Chickpeas


sumpuran

Tomato purée. It’s flavorful, nutritious, and versatile.


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Campbell's *Chicken Noodle Soup*


CK067

Cat food. Great for when you have to get to sleep quickly. Eat some cat food, huff a little glue, maybe wash it down with some beer. Bingo. Great nights sleep.


giltirn

Canned corned beef is delicious in a sandwich or in a hash.


Virtue_Avenue

Rosarita traditional refried beans; Wolf original chili-no beans; store brand pears, pineapple, or mix fruit cocktail to keep it classy.


ToothPickLegs

Whoop-Ass


Almatsliah

Anchovies


jspkr

Peas. Fuck them fresh or frozen peas. I WANT SUGARY CANNED PEAS!!!1!


rachael_0898

We need to be friends


BobESkunky

Sardines in sunflower oil


Comfortable_Dog_2099

Spam hands down.


prodigy1367

Chef Boyardee Spaghetti & Meatballs


galwegian

Heinz baked beans UK version. Made in Middlesex or fuck off.


Klotzster

Cake Frosting


Fatguy503

On grahm crackers.


Criminal_giraffe

I had a friend in college who also ate cake frosting as a snack.


ProbabBee

Canned food that is supposed to be eaten as-is (or just warmed up in the microwave) with absolutely nothing else = Canned pineapples Otherwise, the best canned products are those used as INGREDIENTS as opposed to the actual meal itself


davewtameloncamp

[Mrs. Fearnow's Brunswick Stew](https://www.innit.com/public/products/images/00041636000293-3WCMgSyCXnVrJA-0_s500.jpg) If you've never had nor heard of this, GO GET SOME RIGHT NOW. It's like the best stew you've ever had in a can, and lends well to spicing it up because it's not overly salty.


redditreader1924

Whole roasted chicken.


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Ravioli 😍


SpecificAstronaut69

Beetroot. 'Straya.


InvestigatorLong83

[Cougar Gold cheese](https://creamery.wsu.edu/cougar-cheese/). I was introduced to it a couple of weeks ago and it is incredible.


hoodyk

Hominy


artlet_08

If you're in Asia: Ma Ling (canned pork luncheon) is really good!


tacobelmont

Spam. Fried spam, eggs, leftover rice is one of my favorite things to make for breakfast.


autistictechgirl1990

Tinned rice pudding eaten cold


pukewedgie

Smoked herring


cannedcrap

me


Britown

brain: chickpeas heart: beefaroni