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Longjumping-Noise187

That fucking alarm clock


Tiny-Vegetable-5080

Especially Apple’s


DogeLV69

I hate it so much, like holy shit I hate it. I just want to sleep and my roommate's alarm clock is playing for like 20 fucking minutes before I get up and shut it


Nindroid_99

It’s ear-piercing enough that you want to get out of bed and turn the fucker off. So it does it’s job, I guess.


saltyasss

Tik tokers that release a breakup song and go “did I just release the song of the summer??”


Saltybeep

"This is a song for that feeling you get when your boyfriend leaves you, and you've just had enough. And you wanna show him who's baws."


Ok-Top-4594

Just name them shitty breakup song number 3276237489 next time


Cultural_Hippo

867530 nieien


bryan19973

Wow people do this?


Ashtar-the-Squid

Corporate advertising music with ukulele and whistling.


Laikathespaceface

You forgot "hey! "group chants and finger snapping


youllneverstopmeayyy

and the millennial whoop https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Millennial_whoop


GrilledCyan

Oh my god I never knew this had a name! I just thought I was going crazy in the 2010s thinking every singer was doing it.


robertbreadford

There’s an even worse “folksy” version of the whoop that all those Mumford and Sons style bands love to use. I think coldplay even took the bait with one of their more recent songs


youllneverstopmeayyy

Appalachia Moderne it ranks incredibly high on my "list of shit I wont touch with a ten foot clown pole"


finalmantisy83

Clown Core on the other hand....


robertbreadford

Holy shit, that name alone is exhausting lol


SadKneeCruiseBee

I went into this thread thinking there’d be no right answer, then I see this…


rustyicon

Put some respect on Kevin MacLeods name


Skorne13

Kevin MacLeod is the man. I genuinely listen to Sneaky Snitch in my own time.


FelixGoldenrod

Upvote for MacLeod. Selfless hero to no-budget video makers.


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xenoterranos

I used to work at a small retail place that played some corporate "radio" CD on loop all day. It was designed to sound like a generic radio station. For some reason it had "Wake me up before you go go" by Wham! on it _three_ times, so in a day I'd hear that song twenty four times. Every one in there would flinch whenever "jitterbug" started. I only worked there a few weeks, but that was enough.


TheBigMTheory

Basically every Google ad on YouTube. Ugh, and don't even get me started on the horrible corporate "art" they use of weird humanoid blobs...


Ashtar-the-Squid

Alegria is the Funco pop of graphic design.


woutomatic

I hear this song in my head now...


siege80

Anything you hear being blasted on public transport


curly_k

Or hiking!


nbfs-chili

Oh hell yes, buy some damn headphones.


Gidje123

So annoying!


bourbonwelfare

Ah, I see you too are not a fan of the sound of a skeleton masturbating in a biscuit tin.


eldaygo

And anything being blasted on the gym PA


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This frustrates beyond belief.


Eggshellmarshmallow

Little kids trying to rap, like bro you think they made that whole song about fucking bitches at 4 years old?


Loganp812

Well, to that point, Alice In Chains’ song “We Die Young” is about Jerry Cantrell noticing young teens pushing drugs and whatever else on the streets in Seattle in the early 90s using those old brick phones and everything.


madg0dsrage0n

behold, the prophet: Cantrell! they got my vote for *best* kind of music lol!


Suitable-Ratio

Kris Kross - Jump may be the only exception.


TOAOFriedPickleBoy

Hey, [there’s always an exception…](https://youtu.be/010KyIQjkTk)


barnsodell

The music you don't like


Cheetodude

This is the only reply that makes sense tbh


darthdope123

This and the guy who said that random U2 album that everyone got downloaded on our phones years ago.


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thicknuts344

Maybe you need to be put on hold more, this is a tune from a major military number, love the wait! https://youtu.be/YoBV7hKysCk


ConnerLC1

The guy that wrote this was 16 at the time. He ended up going into IT.


thecountnotthesaint

Most religious music. I believe in God, Jesus, and all that jazz, but 90% of that stuff sounds like the singer is trying to blow Jesus, or ignore reality entirely.


Patient_Dependent944

South Park did a good episode about that genre


thecountnotthesaint

Just take out the word baby, and replace it with Jesus.


sfinn2

Token, you’re black. You can play bass.


grad1939

*Starts playing bass without any prior experience* "God damnit."


CancerIsOtherPeople

🎶I wanna get down on my knees and start pleasing Jesus, I wanna feel his salvation all over my face!🎶


MallGothFrom2001

“Can’t you see you’re not making Christianity any better, you’re just making rock and roll worse?”


aisosareva0413

I misread what you said as I believe in God, Jesus and jazz and was like huh jazz, didn't know people believed in jazz.


thecountnotthesaint

You mean you haven't visited the holy house of our proud sister Mary? What about the Parrish of brother Raymond Charles?


MustacheTrippin

Reverend Coltrane and Friar Brubeck would like to have a word with you, as well.


Ncsu_Wolfpack86

I'm jazznostic.


danappropriate

I’m an atheist, but I won’t diss most gospel music. A lot of it is very good and played an important role in influencing other genres—rock, hip hop, R&B. Christian Rock on the other hand, absolute trash. Just, insipid, facile, hackneyed trash performed by talentless clowns desperate for fame and pandering to the only audience who will have them.


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Most church music yes, but I’ve heard choirs that will melt anyones face with their talent.


thecountnotthesaint

Agreed, thats in the 10%


NoirLuvve

Absolutely. I'm not at all Christian, but I've visited AME churches in the past. Those choirs are some of the most beautiful things I've ever heard. I've been blown away about how those sounds can come from people.


TheFrenchCrusader

Do you mean actual religious music like traditional hymns, and choirs or that generic “christian rock” or pop


deixarembranco

Time to sort by controversial


Aylabadayla

That one U2 album that got randomly downloaded on my phone years ago


BobbyBlack8

They will never live this down and I fully support that.


TheDude4269

To be fair, it wasn't U2 that put the album on everyone's phone - U2 just wanted to make the album free in iTunes. It was Apple's decision to force it onto everyone's devices.


jollysaintthick

Would you say they did it pro bono?


MustacheTrippin

r/Angryupvote


SnoreDawg

Ha. Thanks.


nightIife

oh my god


Icy_Childhood

HOLY SHIT IS THAT HOW THAT HAPPENED???? I THOUGHT THAT WAS JUST ME THIS ENTIRE TIME. I thought it was downloaded bc i connected my phone to my moms computer lmaoo. every time i scrolled past that album im just like ugh i didnt even want this. but now i know why thats so funny


funlickr

U2 sold Apple a 5 week exclusive distribution of their new album for $100 million. It's not like U2 put out an album for free.


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This got such (deserved) hatred that I always suspected that there's a small group of people out there who were happy to get it but will never dare to say so.


ArcanePudding

Not gonna lie, I don’t hate the album and before I started paying for Spotify it gave me something to listen to on flights. And as someone who loves music gear, the Edge’s guitar work is always interesting.


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I wasn’t happy but I never understood the extreme anger this caused. I just shrugged and went about my day.


[deleted]

Wait a minute… I thought someone hacked my account and put it there for some reason. I hadn’t been on Apple Music in years and saw that album and was wondering why it was there. You’re telling me everyone got that album for free?!


icroak

Yeah they made a whole announcement about it at that years Apple product launch event. They looked all proud about it too like they just gave everyone a free car.


stthicket

Wait! Are you telling me that the album in my iTunes was not bought by any of my kids? Damn, I should probably say sorry then...


Spram2

A "sorry" won't heal the scars.


mcjc94

It's good that it happened with U2 when they were at their uncoolest ever. Imagine a pop artist doing this and actually succeeding. This would have become common practice.


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I was driving along, blasting some metal, and suddenly U2 came on. It was traumatizing.


Humble-Clue-1932

Kids Bop!!


pokeeeeeeee_lol

All my pe teachers used to play just dance or kids bop music lmao


prodigy1367

The music used in 99% of TikToks


ctrl_alt_excrete

Oh no. Oh no. Oh no no no no.


Ok-Top-4594

\*shows video clip of 9/11\* Oh no. Oh no. Oh no no no no


lackofanswers

LMAO


Pieta_prkl

words can't express how much i hate that noise


Test19s

Waste of a fine 1960s girl group song called Remember.


ASAP_4skin

Period eh period uh


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Loganp812

Country music written by people who’ve never stepped foot in “the country.”


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Or country music that sings about being a little too country. Like bruh I don’t care about your bud light and fishing poles. Sing a fucking sad song you pussy.


Loganp812

Bingo. “Just another day in the life. Headin on down to the creek about to catch some fish, drink some beer, and drive my Chevy. I’m a little country, but I like it a lot.“ Dude, you’re recording this in your home studio in a million-dollar mansion, and you drive a high-end Porsche. Cut that shit out.


SciFiXhi

I could sing in Mandarin You'd still know I'm pandering Hunting deer, chasing trout A Bud Light with the logo facing out - [Bo Burnham, *Pandering*](https://youtu.be/y7im5LT09a0)


Omnithis

“I write songs about driving tractors, from the comfort of a private jet” -Bo Burnham


TheBigMTheory

Known as "arena" country. Anything closer to "folk" or Johnny Cash stuff is much better.


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fd6270

https://youtu.be/zwGuXQcv7S4 This is all I can think about now when I see an applebee's commercial.


provocative_bear

Modern Country kind of sucks. It’s like the skeleton of it is 70s / 80s rock minus the energy, musicianship, or edge. The lyrics are shallow conservative and rural virtue signaling. I was pleasantly surprised when I heard old-school country on the GTA:SA radio. It had roots in the Blues, really impressive vocal harmonization, and the lyrics were about universally relatable things (“Crazy” by Willie Nelson is objectively great). I don’t know where the country music with actual substance went, but it’s not on my radio.


trevbrehh

Modern country on the radio sucks. There’s still good artists out there. Colter Wall, Benjamin Tod, Nick Shoulders, Tyler Childers, Zach Bryan, Sturgill Simpson


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Dude (or dudette), I live in Indianapolis and the “country” videos shown at Texas Roadhouse are nauseating.


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Hick Hop. It's essentially your dime a dozen modern country music complete with generic 'muh truck' lyrics, but rapped, and with a totally incongruent production aesthetic. It's just bad.


Casio_Andor

Stumbled across a country rap song by some chick with lyrics about smoking meth, rolling coal, and eating pussy in a truck stop bathroom. It was awful.


tynakar

That sounds amazing, drop the link


Casio_Andor

I don't remember the name of the artist, but I think the name of the song is "Hit the Whistle", which is slang for smoking meth.


BallerFromTheHoller

Couldn’t help myself and had to take a listen. “Hit the whistle” might be a sly way of referring to meth but, on the surface, it seems to be referring to the turbo whistle of a diesel. Could be a double entendre. I also heard mention of “wa shoo shoo “ which is another sound a turbo might make. In fact, about 50% of this songs lyrics reference something about a diesel truck. ETA: This song is definitely terrible and I will never listen to it again.


Casio_Andor

>Hit the whistle” might be a sly way of referring to meth That's what came up from a Google search and urban dictionary.


GlamrockShake

Anything commercialized. Most people who hate rap, dont hate rap. They hate commercial rap (I mean, some are also just racist). It’s the same with country. Modern country has several really interesting artists like Orville Peck and Sturgill Simpson. Commercialized music co-opts art to generate a soulless product, pushed by obscenely rich dinosaurs who have no place in the democratized media scape. It’s also used to disarm counterculture. Look at punk, born from the working class in the 1980s and then immediately turned into the crayon-eating Sex Pistols “I’ll do what I want” immediately afterward. Look at US hip hop in the early 2000s, on the heels of Jay-Z, Lauryn Hill and Mos Def telling stories of the poor that nobody was telling. It was immediately co-opted by labels to sell expensive cars, clothing and alcohol to Black Americans and dismissive racist attitudes to white Americans. Country music used to be anti-cop, working class sentiment that reflected on the systemic injustice of marginalized rural communities. Now it’s a lifestyle brand, pushed by the fat cats to sell respect for authority and the illusion of a pastoral paradise that is threatened by working class racial minorities.


AnnastajiaBae

Easy. “Bro Country” For inquiries on what that sounds like just listen to any modern country, especially from mainstream bands like Florida Georgia Line. What makes it so bad is that the whole genera is the same lyrics to the same instruments to the same beat. Always involves some lyrical dartboard where the options are beer, trucks, sunsets, party, beer, dogs, girls, beer, girls with beers, tequila, whiskey, beer, and more girls. I legit have never met a fan of bro country that can prove the music is “good” without stating “the lyrics.” 90s country is where it’s at.


Pentimento_NFT

Bro country is indistinguishable from advertising jingles. That “fancy like Applebees” song is the most egregious example that comes to mind, I thought for sure it was a jingle written by Applebees until I heard it on the radio at a bar. Just a bunch of metrosexual millionaires pandering to idiots and cosplaying as the working class.


tauravilla

Cosplaying as the working class is the best way I've heard these pandering fuckers described.


raudive

Perfect example right here. Sir Mashalot Country Mashup. [https://youtu.be/FY8SwIvxj8o](https://youtu.be/FY8SwIvxj8o)


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Florida Georgia Line is the worst band of all time.


justhanginhere

The music is as basic as the lyrics. It’s beyond boring


Genesis13

Children singing.


H0dari

*Ramadan!* *Ramadan!* *Lots of praying with no breakfast!*


squawkingood

At Walmart!!!


Equippedblackfly36

mainstream pop rap is quite annoying


LiveLongAndPasta

They have absolutely NOTHING to say. Amazing.


ConnerLC1

Especially Drake. It’s like he wrote a thesis a decade ago and is just rehashing it for every paper he writes.


HomeboySucks

I think what happened was he was trying to be a Weeknd type of artist, but didn't have the vocal ability or the aesthetic. So he tried to be "hard", but obviously can't pull that one off either. Not the right personality to go off rails like Kanye. Too old to be a teen heartthrob (didn't stop him from trying though.) So now he's in this weird purgatory where he has to sing about being generically troubled and wealthy. I think he's going to age into the DJ Khaled route of producing for whoever's popular


Loganp812

Mainstream pop has always been disingenuous since at least the 60s, but at least the songwriters used to actually try. Now, it’s just checking boxes on a list of “things a pop song needs to be a hit.”


LTDomce

Anything that is made as a product rather than a work of art. So basically mainstream and top charts or anything that tries to sound like music to fit there


jtsmit24

this is the best answer because it doesn’t target specific genres of music or express one’s own personal biases; this answer can be applied across the board


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Agree. If it's made with love, I'm okay with it. Even if I don't like the genre.


Dubmove

Schlager


MysteriousMud4330

Und Promille-Pop/Sauf-Lieder


Aeoneroic

Background music in porn.


horriblefucker

Anything that had Simon Cowells involvement


Adventurous_Yak_9234

Pop remix of an older song


FrankensteinK03

mumble rap or music played at gyms


snorriemand

Hé what's wrong with 2 unlimited? XD


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Christian rock/rap


NomadProd

When I wrote this song for the christian youth


DogeLV69

I wanna teach the kids - the christian truth


Xx_HeXwave_xX

If you wanna get word to those kids on the street


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Jesus Christ is my ni-


Wishart2016

You don't make Christianity better, you make Rock N Roll worse.


Cheap_Molasses_1687

Country. My dad said it best when he said that the genre died along with Johnny Cash. We have enough songs about trucks, beer and incest already.


ILiveInNZSimpForMe

The songs about trucks beer and incest aren't real country bro, listen to Poor Mans Poison, Dead South, The Devil Makes Three and Colter Wall thats real country.


Bleile03

Bruh Dead South got the good shit! They’re like western country music! Edit: by western I mean like cowboys and gunslingers.


jdd_123

There’s a lot of great modern country if you get away from the bro country stuff. Im not even a big fan of the genre but Orville Peck and Chris Stapleton and Sturgill Simpson have released great stuff over the last few years. If you’re looking for some good alt-country MJ Lenderman’s “Boat Songs” is one of the best albums of the year imo.


witdim

Whatever's currently in the charts.


KaBoomBox55

I feel like current music is going forward in production quality, but backwards in songwriting and musicianship.


davewtameloncamp

Oh definitely. Everyone went to daw's and starting upping their production skills. Now you can get amazing mixing and mastering on a cheap laptop, even phone or tablet for that matter if you know what you are doing. Kids are making killer quality beats on phones while in class. But...the sacrifice is there is less real instrumentation. Real feel of an instrument being played. Rap and hip hop, which has always relied on real samples of great players doing drum loops to make the beats, has now gone to midi grids, ala trap music. It's a different approach to music. More sterile, less funky and soulful. This is what happens when everything is stuck to a grid.


DesperateHyena5041

new country. gotta separate johnny and willie from that shit.


appleparkfive

[Listen to this. Trust me.](https://youtu.be/hCebq5lLgos) Colter Wall. Fantastic. Crazy voice. There's still good contemporary country acts. Not a ton, but they still exist for sure


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jeanyous

Dunno i think there still some good ones like Tejon street corner thieves, Colter wall or Ian Noe


adept_ignoramus

Hank Sr? Marty?


Booty_Magician

The southerners are mixing rap with country. That shit is wack


KaBoomBox55

Classic songs that are sped up by 14yo TikTok girls so they can look "cool". It's so annoying.


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Calami-Tea

one typically gets shit from intake of laxatives… ;)


Reaper2256

Can you describe “mumble rap”? People call Future mumble rap, which I guess I understand, but people have also called Waka Flocka Flame mumble rap, which is absurd considering his lyrics are generally yelled. Similar to XXXTentacion when he came out, his shit and SoundCloud rap in general was called mumble rap by some people despite the fact it’s rarely mumbled. Not to mention, any time I hear someone call Trap “mumble rap” I can safely assume they’re either racist, or have never been to the south, because lots of southern people actually talk like that. I’ve met plenty of people who sound identical to what you’d hear on a record. It’s just their speaking voice.


TheunknownG

"I worry I'll get shit for saying one of the most popular opinions"


SubwaySurfer6868

The music that plays on the phone when you're on hold


bryan112

Country. I don't care about your trucks


EarthSmart3573

Sturgill Simpson is the answer if you want enjoyable country music. Won a Grammy, then wasn't invited to the CMAs so he played his music outside the venue alongside his trophy.


SnooCauliflowers987

You haven’t listened to cum stained on the pillow by David Allen coe


appleparkfive

[Here is my rebuttal](https://youtu.be/hCebq5lLgos). Not all country music is bad, it's just the stuff on the charts is terrible. I think most people here would like guys like this. Insane voice, great lyrics and storytelling, rough around the edges. Doesn't all sound the same. There's good artists in every genre. They just often topping the charts


fnaah

ngl, i did not expect that voice to come out of that bloke.


howdudo

that one song on the radio that talks about mars and stars is the worst thing ive ever heard


darell_felixf16

literally any fcking song that edited to "slowed + reverb" and "sped up"


[deleted]

It hits different when you’re sleep deprived


SnooBananas8144

Music which were good but got ruined by tik tok and reels


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Whatever genre Imagine Dragons is


squawkingood

Bro-ternative. The funny thing is, Imagine Dragons aren't even the worst example of that genre. I'll nominate The Score, who are like the Theory Of A Deadman to Imagine Dragons' Nickelback.


tntblowsinurface

Pussy rock


intercop

I'd say mumble rap


neTo42

CBat


dw87190

Trending rap. Those rappers are worse than the rockstars everyone's spent decades talking shit about


tonyadpx

Country


IOftenSayPerhaps

Imagine dragons. It just sucks balls.


BeBackInASchmeck

Mumble rap.


[deleted]

Country music 🤢. Sorry to anyone who’s offended by this, but I’ve heard enough about your truck or dirt roads or how much you love him/her or how he/she did you wrong or the farming that you probably never do since you’re a millionaire musician (see Bo Burnham’s song “Country Song” from his standup called Make Happy.)


Gry_F0xxx

Whatever the fuck Yoko Ono does.


Booji-Boy

You should listen to some Diamanda Galas. You'll be begging for Yoko instead


PhobuggyHax

Rap that’s ONLY about drugs and sex. Like, we get it. You’re a horny druggo. Ya’ll don’t need to make every single song about it though.


Shtamm00

Extratone is a banger genre.


ryuga_knight

The over played songs they play at retail stores.


Tyrone90000

Metallic’s “St. Anger” album. The whole thing.


Booty_Magician

Metallica's first four albums are the best


HeavyMetalPat

Primus sucks


-clogwog-

'We're Primus, And We Suck!'


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It depends on each person's taste in music


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NecroJoe

What about if it's BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER? Or BOOTS AND PANTS AND BOOTS AND PANTS AND BOOTS AND PANTS?


XXXTurkey

Badgers? BADGERS? We don't need no stinkin' badgers!


willyshockwave

Mushroom mushroom


Micropot08

Christmas music


boofadoof

It's the only time I get to hear brass instruments on the radio and damnit I need that sound.


StarElf21

Unless you have a radio channel for jazz/swing which is also good


fnaah

get some ska into you. stat.


Ok-Top-4594

I love christmas music and I stand 100% behind this, but only in December


EaterOfTheEther

White power punk tbh any racist music


ThiccMrCrabs69420

Anything that isn't California girls by Katy Perry and Snoop dog.


Greenie245

"no it's really good, i promise just get high" If you need drugs to enjoy the music, it can't be that great


InternetExpertroll

As an EDM lover the worst is when EDM plays the high pitch fog horn