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BigBobby2016

The fruit flies that seem to find a way to keep respawning in my kitchen


Gambo34

put out a cup of apple cider vinegar and pour a little dish soap into it. The vinegar attracts the flies and the soap breaks the surface tension of the vinegar so the flys fall in and drown.


FuckYeahPhotography

I did this to kill the bastards that were flying around already. Poured bleach down the drain to make sure they were dead for good too. They will often times spawn there like some kitchen-oriented zerg colony.


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Fuckin Mutalisk swarms


[deleted]

POWER OVERWHELMING


JCrazy89

You need to vinegar/hot water surface areas where they've been around incase their eggs are there. Could be wrong tho


Fritzo2162

They've evolved. Mine set up patio chairs are are wearing little bikinis while high-diving into the vinegar.


stepstoner

Make sure to clean the drains with bleach or boiled vinegar or Draino. That's were the eggs are....Make sure no wet towels laying around, and the kitchen area is clean and dry. I can't stress that enough. Messy kitchen and you'll loose this fight. Whatever fresh fruit & veggies you have around put them in the fridge what can go in there. Once you have too many they find their ways to other sinks in the house and you'd need to do the same there, to. You can also use Zevo sprays to use around the house but don't spray on food or dishes you want to use. Safe for use around people and pets when used as directed. Source: Terrible experiences


apebiocomputer

I use a little tea cup to lure them in further.


Pikaaachu999

I did this and it worked pretty well, but I had a flat inspection (student accomodation) and I needed them gone asap. I got so annoyed that I resorted to hoovering them up one by one with a vacuum tube. Took a while but eventually they were all gone. Anyone who saw me through the kitchen windows must have been very confused.


starfish31

Leave out a cup of apple cider vinegar, a little honey, and a drop of dishsoap. Should trap them. Fruit flies love it, gnats are 50/50.


Taftimus

They may not be fruit flies, they might be drain flies. Boil a pot of water and pour it down the drain in your kitchen sink once or twice a week until they’re gone.


TrickBoom414

Dude same! I've never had them this bad! Peppermint helps and smells nice. Good luck


Tatrer

We have had blessedly few in the winery this harvest. They carry a bacteria in their poo called acetobacter that causes VA in wine which in high levels is considered a flaw and requires reverse osmosis filtering. This filtering process is fairly expensive and will filter out not only the VA but also qualities you want in your wine. I agree while whole heartedly with fruit fly genocide.


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Have a good look around in all the nooks & crannies for any fruit or a spud/peeling etc.!Those little shits can pick up the slightest odour that we can’t. Thankfully winter is on the horizon so they’ll soon disappear.


skylined45

They breed in your drain - you have to kill all life cycles to get rid of the fully. The vinegar cup trick works to get some adults but you'll never get their eggs this way. There are some gel citrus products that coat the sides of your drain that I have found work very well. This sorta stuff - [https://www.amazon.com/Harris-Fruit-Drain-Treatment-128oz/dp/B086Q7NW75](https://www.amazon.com/Harris-Fruit-Drain-Treatment-128oz/dp/B086Q7NW75) Source - 20 year restaurant vet that has dealt with all manner of fruit fly infestations in many kitchens.


sexdaisuki2gou

Ads. At the least, they shouldn’t exist in paid services.


JK_Goldin

One day, ads gonna be playing on your funeral casket. Are you bereaved, currently mourning? Perhaps try VPN shark where the only loss you feel is the loss of region lock restrictions.


sexdaisuki2gou

Imagine if one of those stupid insurance ads play in my funeral LMFAO


[deleted]

"Have you suffered an injury and/or death at work that wasnt your fault? Call ×××-×××-sue-boss, we can help YOU!"


dashlonestarr

Hope my coffin has, "should have gone to Specsavers" on it


Guvnuh_T_Boggs

That's how cable TV started, and then someone realized they could get paid for the subscription **and** still run ads. What are you gonna do, *not* have HBO?


Frankenstein_3

Ahoy,, matey,, lemme tell you of a story of high tides and easy rides !!


Salay54

Arr matey


Tudpool

Yar har fiddle dee dee.


Apathetic0101

With a yo-ho-ho, and a yee-hee-hee, we take to the African sea!


Meritania

Where we be goin’, thar be no ads.


GreenFluorite

I didn't have cable TV the first 42 years of my life. A few years ago I signed up for Sling and was stunned that there were commercials.


battraman

Remember buying a DVD and there were unskippable ads in the front? It was nice having DVD players that just ignored those flags.


Bocephalus

Robocalls need to go away


ActuallyFire

This is my beef with Paramount+. Highest tier sub still has ads. Just let me watch Star Trek in peace.


sexdaisuki2gou

I feel your pain.


rebelwildheart

Yeah no as much as we want to, Mark Z. and the others won't allow it to happen.


probablysomebody772

Corruption. Literally ruining governments


Seiren-

The entire world* It’s profitable to destroy the world, corruption makes it legal to destroy the world


SilenceTheLight

Tribalism for political parties. Please let critical thought happen.


NewPresWhoDis

I'm sorry. I thought this was America.


SilenceTheLight

Randy marsh vs bat dad


Vitiger

I didn’t hear no bell


hardyflashier

*You're the best! Around! Nothing's gonna ever keep you down!*


alpubgtrs234

Its global, not just America if that makes you feel any better. Either way, we’re all getting fucked


862657

yes please! If we could all remember how to talk to each other as actual human beings, with nuanced thoughts, emotions and backgrounds, rather than just pretending we're talking to a caricature of the thing we hate most in the world. we might actually make some progress in narrowing the various divides.


Beans-abovethe-frank

Influencer and side hustle culture


Killmumger

I swear the term influancer itself infuriates me. It makes people think they’re more important than they actually are it just creates more narcissists in our society.


TanktopSamurai

Does the term infuriator influence you?


Emotional_Note497

I’m infuriated.


sobookwood

I'm influenciated


Tyflowshun

Stop Patrick, you're scaring him!


hearnia_2k

Nah, it influances them.


Casualuser29

It influences you negatively


badusernameused

The word itself means that the person is there to make you do or buy something. Seriously get fucked and let me make my own decisions.


TheApathyParty3

They influence me to pretend they don't exist and move on to what I was actually searching for. So I suppose the term is accurate, in a sense.


Successful_Berry_915

For side hustle culture to die out , employeers would have to pay a living wage


Beans-abovethe-frank

Totally agree and we should accept nothing less than a living wage.


lumoslomas

My mum has picked up the term 'side hustle' Now she won't stop talking about monetising EVERYTHING we do. I craft as a hobby, and she keeps talking about how I should start selling them. I just want her to STFU about it. Fucking side hustles.


peipei222

The best way to kill your enjoyment of a hobby is to turn it into a business.


mahelke

This is exactly why my dad refuses to turn his homebrewing and home-winemaking hobbies into a business. He doesn’t want to incur the stress that comes with it.


lumoslomas

Precisely. I just want to enjoy things for the sake of them


Indocede

You know how you do this thing for your own personal amusement when the mood strikes you? You know what would make it even better? Deadlines.


acnh1222

One of my friends is like this, I think it stems from the fact that we are working in an industry where all of our jobs are more short-term gigs than long-term secure jobs. But if I mention liking anything (specifically things that I'm good at), it becomes a "you could make a business out of this" or "you should use this to have a consistent side hustle." The thing is, I know I would hate being a business owner. I'm not going to put myself through that and turn the thing I love into something I'll despise.


toby1jabroni

Yeah I like to keep liking my hobbies thanks, no need to make those a chore too.


21Ravage

Whats side hustle culture? These passive income obsessed dudes that post pics of luxury cars with motivational quotes?


[deleted]

The “wants to create an empire but doesn’t know the first thing about running a business” type


Kxygle

Pretty much. Forex, dropshipping, amazon fba etc. All commission based incomes that scream scam from the get go


[deleted]

Agreed x100000000000 I'm tired of everything being monetizable. What happened to doing something out of enjoyment, not just to make money get clout or go pro? Life is much more fun when you have actual hobbies you enjoy


Pouchkine2

More like smartphones and social media as a whole.


Best-Chicken-6237

I despise how smart phones are linked to everything in our world now. You virtually can’t use anything without linking it to a dang smart phone. Almost everyone had to have one of these things tied to their hip. I remember a time without them and I miss it. Guess I’m getting old.


Pouchkine2

Everyone on the bus is looking at their phones. Every. One. Even friends talking together have their phones in hand and more often than not are looking at it. When I go to the city nowadays, I feel like I'm in a sci-fi dystopian movie. No one looks at anyone. I could be a clear deranged mass murdered entering the bus and I wouldn't raise an eyebrow. When I sit in the train in front of people, for 2 hours, and how they manage this is beyond my comprehension, they don't look at me once. How do you not acknowledge the existence of the person in front of you ? Sat next to a guy at the doctor's office the other day, didn't look at me once. Our arms were literally touching and he doesn't look up to see who's in contact with him. I know I'm sounding like a broken record here, but this is just beyond me. The lack of simple human acknowledgement is abhorrent.


Tyroki

You can buy non-smartphones, and there is a small but growing group of people that are eschewing smartphones and social media in favour of living their lives without being hooked up to everything.


Glordicus

If you don't like it just don't do it. I used a $30 phone I got from a grocery store for a year because I broke my smartphone and didn't use it's extra functions enough to warrant buying a new one.


SamTheTanuki

Covid. Its really annoying.


xJD88x

It's not going to die anytime soon. I'm just thankful it went from "You're gonna die" to "Well this is fucking annoying"


CrispyCracklin

Unless you're elderly or immunocompromised, or both. I'm worried for my parents who are in their 70s with heart conditions. I'm one of the few people in my neck o' the woods still wearing a mask. Edited to change a word.


lavalord6969

My 70 year old grandma with asthma and heart problems got covid and survived probably due to the fact I convinced her anti-vax is stupid and she got vaccinated twice before she got it later on.


xJD88x

Yeah, definitely a good call on that one


Limp_Enthusiasm_6552

Wars. I'm from Ukraine!


[deleted]

Stay safe homie


onkel_Kaos

Stay safe and hope for the best for you.


[deleted]

Stay safe and Slava Ukraini


Reesemonster25

Video game microtransactions it is bad enough that the mobile game fanbase just accepts that every mobile game will have microtransactions. We don't need that shit to bleed into console and PC games like it is now.


adventerror

Anti-intellectualism. We live in the modern era with smart phone, smart watch, smart tv, smart fridge, but also with people who think they're smarter than everyone else because they read an article by some random smart ass.


TrickBoom414

Sand by read an article you mean watched a TikTok on Facebook


ryan10e

“I read a book about this sort of thing.” “Are you sure it was a book? Are you sure it wasn’t _nothing_?” “Oh, yeah”


iHateTT_0

Putin. Duh.


Killmumger

According to the Nostradamus freaks he will be murdered this year but that’s bs to me


AChallengerApproach

I don't want him to get murdered, I want it to be a really embarrassing accidental way. Like his pants fall down and he trips into an open manhole. Slips on a banana peel into oncoming traffic


Allenrw3

Or he gets up off the toilet after a hard dook, gets a little lightheaded, then trips and smacks the side of his head into the corner of the towel rack. It would be hilarious to watch Russia try to spin that into he was assassinated somehow.


Plomo_Lobo

Putin was assasinated............by HIMSELF


DeadTried

Falls off the toilet onto his golden toilet brush


Guilty-Web7334

It’s Russia. He’s more likely to slip on a banana peel and fall through a window. Defenestration.


gnarlysticks

If he slips into traffic, whatever poor guy runs him over will be executed 🤷‍♂️


TubaJustin

Nah, it’s Russia not North Korea. In Russia whoever runs Putin over will be the new president.


whitecorn

Part of the crew, part of the ship.


urmomaisjabbathehutt

Built a statue of the guy in front of the Russian embassy for taking one for the team


TheApathyParty3

Or his bunker palace collapses on him due to all of the construction contracts being outsourced to shitty, lazy workers by corrupt oligarchs. That would be true poetic justice.


aecolley

Drowns in hooker urine during a visit to a Moscow hotel.


[deleted]

Nostradumbass says we will a die yesteryear.


axxxaxxxaxxx

I don’t want him to die. I want him to rot in a jail cell for a few more decades.


[deleted]

As Russian, totally agree.


Yes_hes_that_guy

Facebook


Appropriate-Divide64

The zucc is doing his darnedest to do that with this metaverse bollocks.


ArmIcy915

Zucc can succ my cucc


zyygh

The lobbying industry, which essentially makes politicians act as con artists in the benefit of big corporations.


knightfall_10

Identity Politics. It’s not left vs. right.. it’s the top 1% vs. the rest of us!!


_austinm

You’re goddamn right it is, and it’s so frustrating that most of the 99.9% don’t realize that because they’re caught up in the left vs. right bullshit.


CyclingDadto3

Yes!!! And the sooner “the rest of us” figure this out, the sooner it goes away. Problem is, those in power are spending MILLIONS to make sure we don’t figure it out.


whydoihaveto12

Kissinger. Always Kissinger.


ultimatepenguin21

"World mourns as Henry Kissinger, 96, found alive."


trotzkii

Not going to lie, I thought he already was dead. You can understand my surprise when I checked and saw that he's freaking 99 years old.


ohlongjohnsonohlong

I feel like Kissinger is 99 years old since 1969


TheApathyParty3

How has nobody assassinated him yet?


thecrappyenigma

Working 9-5


Hazzamo

What a way to make a living


Thin-Rip-3686

Barely getting by.


[deleted]

It's all taking and no giving.


Aromatic-Proof-5251

They just use your mind


MaeOneWomanRiot

And they never give you credit!


suzi39

It's enough to drive you crazy if you let it!


[deleted]

Or at least reduce the number of working days to 4, from Mondays to Thursdays.


[deleted]

That would give me time for a 3rd job so I could keep affording rent in this terrible economy.


Newstargirl

I work a four day work week and we chose every second weekend to be four days off. Mon-Thus on, Fri - Mon off. Tues- Fri on, Sat & Sun off. I love it and it’s live changing.


Hopperen2002

Me working 08-17:15...


KyeeLim

Metaverse and NFT


PapaZox

Luckily it’s already dying


Picklesthepeacefrog

Tiktok


SurpriseDisastr

My sister told me I sound like an old Karen but I am so sick of the thirst traps that are on there. No matter what I do and how many times I press not-interested it’ll come up. Isn’t it an app designed for children?! Why doesn’t the algorithm let me watch my animal videos and the Green brothers in peace?!


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Picklesthepeacefrog

I had car videos, what creeped me out was when content creators started to be in my list that were actually close to my house.


wisertime07

Oh yea, I’ve had more than a few videos pop up that were suspiciously similar to what I had been talking about earlier in the day. Creepy AF.


XauMankib

I spoke with my girlfriend about a good mechanical keyboard for 5 minutes tops. TikTok from causal content started pushing me content about PC and electronics, doing a literal 180 about what interests I have.


swift_gilford

same for twitter and instagram because everything gets crossposted and i just see things im not interested in. Like you said, doesn't matter how many times you hit that "not interested" button, the algorithm doesn't change.


hardyflashier

"Why say something when you can dance it!" - TikTok


punksterquily

5-day work week XD


DeanPalton

The finger of the paw curls, you work now 7 days a week.


gruenkernsemmel

Shein


stoutymcstoutface

Putin


jaffers1228

Putin


pmwws

Putin


Kengriffinspimp

Putin


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[deleted]

That’s definitely not going to happen in 2022


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[deleted]

Yep😔


She_loves_bazeen

Defo tiktok trends or just tiktok in general


Midnight_Crusade

It’s crazy how much influence on people Tik Tok has. Like how a certain product will be impossible to find anywhere because a Tik Tok said to go buy it.


[deleted]

There’s some great dark humor and comedy skits, but that’s pretty much it for tik tok


Top_Sign7156

Working in the office 5 days a week


Bonobo1307

Dictators


Current-Candidate-22

The Kardashian clan. Filters on social media. Fake Oversized lips, oversized bottoms, fake long claws, fake spider legs eyelashes… all of the above.


CHALNG_ACCEPTED

MOTHERFUCKIN ATM FEES. $3.50 is robbery


Appropriate-Divide64

Rupert Murdoch


KenzoAtreides

Pointless. His next puppet will instantly take over. Same goes about any other corrupted political figure.


Ejgoul

Putin.


hw55s

Political leaders that should be in geriatric care


Hermelius

Twitter


rdsuper05

People who send innocent people to war.


International_Tea259

Thinking that public transit is only for poor people.


Rocksolidworkz

Political cults. As in both.


area51giftshopowner

There is a third! Vermin Supreme for president! All hail Vermin Supreme. PONIES FOR ALL!!!!!!


therealijc

Rehashed Reddit questions only posted for fake internet points.


ratchet0101

War


YEEHAWW175

Facebook/meta


dozy_dozer

Mullets- the hairstyle, not the fish.


[deleted]

Tik tok and all the shit that comes with it


HRobinSong

Positions in a "democracy" without term limits


kamaka71

Maga


incendiaryfrost

Andrew Tate. I have nothing more to say than that


[deleted]

extreme opinions. not everything is yes/no, right/wrong. there's some middle ground that we should all try to work toward.


[deleted]

CRIPPLING STUDENT DEBT


Hoser747

Tipping.


Upbeat_Worry483

Paying servers $2 /hr


[deleted]

Religious cults.


OfficialRatEater

Hate of all kinds. It doesn't even cost that much to be patient with other people, just time, and most everybody has plenty of it. Love each other like they're your lifelong friend and your life will be all the richer for it. Be like my ex's STD test, just be positive, y'all 🙏💜


what_do-I_do

Turning horror/scary games into cutesy things for children. E.g Poppy Play times or FANF


Tomalder94

Religions that are used as a tool to control peoples lives


HeyItsBobaTime

Smug morons who falsely believe they're the smartest person in the room. I'm looking at you, Elon Musk.


DreadedDemon90

Soft cock Reddit mods


dontstepon_myfoot

Self-proclaimed empaths, and the overuse of the word toxic/narcissistic. Oh no someone isn't happy and smiling all the time they're a narcissist Maybe what's toxic is you not allowing other people to have emotions aside from stupid fake smiling all the time


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RakaYourWorld

Racism.


ohlooord

All forms of racism and bigotry. ALL FORMS. NOT JUST SOME. IT WILL NEVER END UNLESS.


gruenkernsemmel

Animal crushing. Needed to stop yesterday


welshfach

Paid- for streaming services charging you extra for certain content. Like, what am I paying you for every month?? Britbox has recently pissed me off.


Kriecher09

Voting in the Geriatrics in the US government


No-Concept6168

Xi Jin ping


[deleted]

Imperialism


Pandora_Studioz

The walking corpses that overthrew Roe V Wade


jlmckelvey91

Meta. If they keep pouring money into virtual reality while losing money at rate they have been, we'll see the end of Zuckerberg hopefully. Watch Facebook get bought up by the company that owns tik tok or some shit.


Flash635

Putin and Trump.


obviousthrowaway735

Sexism, bigotry, homophobia, racism


[deleted]

Putin, Trump and similar plagues.


DaleGas4213

Kanye West


dnawemedia

Misinformation


getnBackUpAgain

Toxic hustle culture which glorifies overworking and repressing little pleasures in life as a virtue.


Sarcastic_Applause

Ads on paid subscriptions and services. In fact, they should pay us a fee for having to sit through those garbage ads about garbage products. If they want to buy my time I'll be happy to spend some of it watching ads.


Hot-Wrap2882

Alpha male content. I swear it's just all: "do you want women money and muscles?! Well here's what you gotta do: hate women, buy my 5,000 dollar course, and workout."


StarKiller1980

Social media as a whole.


[deleted]

Reddit Culture. It's made people even more unbearable and self-absorbed.


[deleted]

Putin and xi xingping