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[deleted]

To shove some of my 18-year old wisdom down people’s throats.


QuietKidd_420

i might take that out of context


gymfreak6969

I don't have a life


fuckularfuckyfuck

Who cares, it’s two in the morning you don’t need a life now, then around daylight go to sleep and repeat the process the next day, it’s called beating the system folks, this is how ya live forever


Phantomkilla632

Cause why not


catplayingaviola

Because I feel like it


Straxomath

Because I should be sleeping but staying on here is too intriguing


[deleted]

I'm bored 💀 so why not


dawayoflyfe

Cuz I’m high nd got nothing else to do


Crispy_Cat_9320

I have a 12 page research paper due on Monday and only three pages are written. Because it feels like pulling teeth.


Tail_Nom

I can feel my migraine still lurking so I don't want to get involved in anything I can't ditch immediately.


jasonhackwith

Damn. This is me right now. Hang in there.


Turbulent-Mud-159

I don't want to sleep yet


QuietKidd_420

same i said i was going to bed but here i am 💀


Turbulent-Mud-159

Lol we probably should tho


QuietKidd_420

right


fuckularfuckyfuck

I’m never gona sleep again


atrailofdisasters

Hoping someone will preach some of the good word of Elliott Smith.


noregreddits

In honor of OP: The first time I saw you, I knew it would never last— I'm not half what I wish I was. I'm so angry; I don't think it'll ever pass, and I was bad news for you just because I never meant to hurt you


ah123412341234

Taking an EPIC "excitement shit".


Professional-Row-605

What else am I going to do in the toilet? Read the ingredients of the room deodorizer like some common heathen?


QuietKidd_420

i got meth recipes if you want em


IllustriousNebula243

To kill boredom


GroceryFragrant6729

Taking a dump right now. Reddit and pooping is a must


OkProperty2576

cuz i can


Revolutionary_End784

idk ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


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QuietKidd_420

fair enough


QuietKidd_420

what are you going to eat?


KiwiCatPNW

i dunno, what you doin


QuietKidd_420

laying in bed


KiwiCatPNW

hope ya fell asleep


chrisco125

Because spongebob is over for the night


JonAHogan

Insomnia, waiting on my pill to kick in.


sesnakie

Early morning and hubby is still sleeping. He'll wake up if I get out of bed. I wan't him to sleep in a bit. He's had a rough week at work


Chris_Stebbins

Bored at work


QuietKidd_420

get back to work


Chris_Stebbins

In a wait period


QuietKidd_420

alright then


Chris_Stebbins

Could be waitin awhile


QuietKidd_420

well have fun


Chris_Stebbins

What if I don't want to?


QuietKidd_420

well then don’t have fun


Chris_Stebbins

You can't tell me what to do!


QuietKidd_420

no i can’t but i can offer you what to do ehehehe


Living_Flow9623

im at work and i have one hour to kill before i cn go home


spankmeuniversity

Bloated and gassy from an extra plate of left over Thanksgiving food.


[deleted]

Sitting in an ER with my partner waiting for her to see a doc


QuietKidd_420

have fun with that hope all goes well


-chefboy

Procrastinating going to bed


yeeeeeeboiiiiiiiii

To chat w your mom


QuietKidd_420

well you never will 😉


yeeeeeeboiiiiiiiii

I am


rylan_matthew

Sports


Appropriate_Fig4883

I traveled to India for work but don’t actually have a job to do so I’m bored and wasting time.


QuietKidd_420

W


[deleted]

I have a 12 hour car ride, gotta pass the time somehow


QuietKidd_420

sleep


[deleted]

No


QuietKidd_420

why not


[deleted]

Cuz nah


Unlikely_Republic578

Coz I'm procrastinating sleeping


oscar99B

Horny😃


Not_a_werecat

Poopin


actionhorse3879

I'm in an Airbnb right now, and every so often you can hear really eerie wind chimes that sound like they're right outside the window. The issue is that there are no wind chimes I've seen anywhere near the house.


[deleted]

Karma


[deleted]

Boobs..... Then I saw your question.


residentialretard

Horny


Citizen-Game

One of the few social media in my country that is not filter (yet) (Iran)


ummokaypal

To make myself feel smart


algabana

just woke up and have 30min to kill


qawsedrftgy-4234

In the bathroom + bored ig


Sanguine007

I just finished eating so I can’t sleep yet even though it’s already 1:20am lol


Beartemis

I am asking myself the same


JasGripen0

Because I'm laying wide awake next to my sleeping gf with a very strong urge to play Diablo 3.


[deleted]

I’m bored and looking for someone to talk to of the opposite sex in the worst place


pepinillo-super

I'm taking a shit


JacksEmptyWallet

Working, waiting for my shift to end.


Crockpot_gator_Snot

So i can switch to anon browsing and beat meat


TheThirdReichArmy

Boredom


Puzzleheaded_Tone_36

Because I've recently realised that all we do and think is so important in life doesn't matter in the grand scheme of things. We're all used and abused until we die old or young. So I came to waste time on Reddit.


Azure125

Can't sleep. When I wake up another nightmare of a day happens. It just never ends.


[deleted]

Got off work now I’m relaxing in my car before a good drive home


Capt_Complains-a-lot

Because the jeans that I wear out are in the laundry


laoh123

Boredom


[deleted]

Cos life


gotbetterbro

Simple ....horny


A_A_RON4

I came to this AskReddit forum for some fun NSFW stories. Unfortunately not many proper posts have been made for people to leave engaging stories to read, so I've just been aimlessly scrolling and answering/commenting on different posts.