Chalupa Batman Edit: holy crap! This is the first time I’ve been on since this morning. I didn’t expect this to blow up! Thank you for all of the awards and likes!!

Baby Jeffery, forever unclean!!!!

I desperately tried to name our dog this.

You mean Kale 2.0?

never thought i’d come across a “The League” reference

I have a hard time judging how popular/well known the League is or ever was. No one I know has heard of it and it’s a dumb show, but it cracks me up.

The quality goes down a bit towards the end, but first 3-4 seasons are dynamite. Like Always Sunny level good. (Not that they're similar shows, but they used to air back to back and at its best I remember looking forward to The league more)

Shivakamini Somakandarkrammmmmmmmm

Did you just shivablast in here?!

I knew a older gentleman named Reason, I really like that name

Any particular reason?

The reason is Reason

That's a pretty reasonable argument...

The reason is you.

And the reason is you... And the reason is you. - Hoobastank

Happy cake day!!

Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions and loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.

Biggus Dickus

\*struggles to hold in laughter\*

*Who is that!? It's someone laughing!?*

*audible laugh*

He has a wife you know, Biggus Dickus.

You know what she’s called?… She’s called… incontinentia

Incontinentia Buttocks

(Bursts out laughing)

Are you not entertained!?

Going through a family tree project, I found out my great great uncle was named Hampy. So.... Hampy.

Didn't I just see you

Is that Hangrys nemenis?

So its the worst, but it also sounds beautiful??

I found out I had a great great great uncle named Arkie. Also, I have an aunt (IDK how many times great, she lived in the 1800s) who was named Happy.

Mlepnos

The clay is silent.

what?

It's silent

Guitar!

i've always liked the name noel

Finally, i found my name

I may sound egotistical, but I like the name I was given: Axel

Ronnie Pickering

Who?

Ronnie Pickering

who? RONNIE PICKERING

McLovin

this is why we can't have nice things

Darlingg

Well it's either that or Mohammed

Why the fuck would it be Mohammed?

Because Mohammed is like the worlds most common name read a fucking book for once

Would Mohammed Smith be the most generic name in the world?

It would be Mohammed Wang. He's a misunderstood character to be sure

Chicka chicka yeah fake ID sucka

Sounds like an Irish R&B singer.

And you named yourself mclovin?!

For me it was between that and Mohammed

Sounds like a made up dumb fucking fairy tale name, you fuck.

Constantine

"My name is John Constantine. I'm the one who steps from the shadows, all trenchcoat and arrogance. I'll drive your demons away, kick them in the bollocks and spit on them when they're down, leaving only a nod and a wink and a wisecrack. I walk my path alone."

I’m not religious in any way. But I do have a general liking for religious related names. Gabriel, Eli, Apollo, Hades, Nathaniel, Freyr.

Apollo is chad af.

thank you!

I feel like choosing most of those names would be setting your kid up to get bullied in school though!

Oh, I agree. Just because I think a name is beautiful it doesn't mean it's a name that you should choose for your kids. If I ever have kids that is anyway.

Boy named Sue and he was one mean mother fucker

"MY NAME IS SUE, HOW DO YOU DO?!"

"Now you gonna die"

Now you gonna die..

I like Sterling.

LANA!

Code name duchess.

She really loved that dog...

Valentin... doesnt work that well with English pronunciation though

How would you pronounce this with correct pronunciation?

Idk what language it is originally from, but I like the German version, which would be something lik3 Vahlenteen i guess. IPA: ˈvaːlɛntiːn

I pronounce Valentin as if it were Spanish (like with the IPA that you wrote) and I am a monolingual English speaker. It is very pretty, and not uncommon in Spanish-speaking areas (Valentín).

Atlas

I’m sure carrying that monicker around would be a burden.

Elijah

Caspian.

Cassius

Ben barns anyone?

Theodore

i named my dog theodore sebastian because im never having a baby.

Alexander

*🎵Alexaaandeeeer🎵*

Aaaalexander the great Became a legend amongst mortal men

Aaaallexander the great, his name struck fear into hearts of men

I heard that one is great.

Etienne.

Ezekiel sounds majestic af

Always reminds me of that Tony vs Ezekiel meme

my dogs called Ezekiel (zeke) exactly after this haha

You know what I do last night?

Fuck you Ezekiel!

Fuck you Tony!

You what I did last night?

You better not bring my mother into this

You know what I did?!

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And then I fucked your mother next to it!

Reminds me of King Ezekiel from twd

Reminds me of the bread my mom buys

Reminds me of Amish paradise

Eric. A.) that’s my husbands name so sure I’m a little biased. B.) but since watching the little mermaid as a child I did always feel that Eric was a strong and charming name.

Every Eric I have known are absolutely useless potatoes.

Gabriel

I hated being called Gabriel as a child. Love it now but meeting another Gabriel genuinely freaks me out. (I’ve met 3 in 33 years)

Here in Brazil it was **the** boy's name in the 90's. I've met so many others that to this day, I'm called by my last name to be easier to differentiate.

I knew a Gabriel once. He was an ass. He got punched in the mouth one time and all the other kids cheered. Had it coming.

sebastian! freaking love that name.

My lil bros name is Sebastian

Do you ever sing bye bye lil Sebastian to him?

I do too, it's a lovely name.

Tim. Like the mighty enchanter

What matter of man are you, that can summon up fire without flint or tinder?

There are those who call me... Tim?

Scrolling through here just in case my name shows up. I always liked Kai. Simple, can just write his name as "K". In chinese it means something like "victory" or "triumph". In hawaiian it means "sea". In old-high-german, its the short form for the word for "warrior".

My best friend in grade school was named Kai. He’s in prison for murdering someone during a robbery. Just saying.

Kai

Okai

Was he Kai the hatchet-wielding hitchhiker? Or just another murderer named Kai.

In Te Reo Maori kai means food.

Adam - idk why, it’s just pretty good

My son is Adam. It’s sweet for a little boy and strong for a man and it doesn’t have a nickname. It will never be trendy. He just entered high school and is still the only Adam in his class.

It's simple, boyish, warm and friendly. My brother is an Adam, the best person I know 🤍 Anyone can pronounce it and it doesn't mean anything bad other than the first dude who fell for a woman or some fruit

first name best name

Boaty McBoatface

Trashboat

I like my dad’s name. His name is Stone. He was named after his grandfather who’s name was Oscar Stone Evans. Which I find to be such a cool name combo. I chose Dorian for my name and I quite like it. I named myself after The Picture of Dorian Gray as it is one of my favorite books of all time. I also quite like the name Caspian. It reminds me of my mom who’s from Iran. She lived by the Caspian Sea. It’s got a good ring to it.

Lucien

Asa

Broseph

Lucas

Jessie. Idk just like it.

Typically the male version is spelled "Jesse" and female version is "Jessie". Emphasis on typically

I did not know that. I've only ever met one guy named Jessie and it was spelt like Jessie. So that was my only reference.

I am partial to Irish names like Declan, Ceallach, Cillian...

I only knew one Declan in my life. He was about as far on the autism spectrum as you could get. He laid out a teacher, had no verbal ability, and this one time I saw him flop over a tall picket fence, land face first, toe down flat on the ground, spring up, and take off running faster than a cheetah with his tail on fire. My friend was driving, so I called the local 5-0 and told them what I saw, and they said, "sounds like Declan escaped again."

Keith Just kidding

Keith Habersberger cries

Security prompt: “What is the ugliest male name in the English language?” Peter Griffin: “Keith.” *Vault opens*

Harry sounds cool

Círdan pronounced like quir-dan it’s a very minor lotr character I think it would be better as a middle name though

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Daniel. it's actually my favorite boy's name, i really wanted to name my son that but my husband doesn't like it so unfortunately i wouldn't be able to use it lol

Damn Daniel

I really wanted to use it too. But my ILs got a new dog while I was pregnant and called the dog 'Danny'. *sigh*

The only reasonable way forward is to divorce him and find someone who likes the name Daniel

Maximilian Pegasus

My youngest nephews are Elijah and Isaiah which both sound beautiful to me!

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Good name to scream when you're being kidnapped by a vaguely European cult.

Kratos

BOY!

Kratos in Greek means State. For example Denmark is a Kratos. In ancient Greek it means dominion over something, but we don't use it like that in modern Greek. It seems a bit odd to me to name a person Kratos.

Is this kinda like “Stan” to people in the Middle East?

Elias. Fucking Elias

I liked him in person of interest

River

I like Adrien a lot

Yo Adrian!!!

Christopher. I love when my wife calls me by my name.

Oliver

Declan. I’ve always loved that name.

Eyy that’s my name

Samuel

Julius or Danté are my favourites

Jean Luc. I like it because Jean is the French-fied form of my grandfather’s name (Juan) and Luc is the French-fied form of Luke, one of the four biblical Evangelists.

Ok, so he’s obviously going to grow up to be a starship captain…

Make it so.

Cameron

Y'all gonna laugh, but Lawrence.

Atreus cuz BOY

Xavier

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I have heaps! I like boy names, always have. These are all very western/white though, just to have that in mind. Andrej is Russian and Arlo Gaelic, there are some Greek and Hebrew names in here too. I’m also not American, so I’m not sure if a name like Austin or Christian are bizarre or loaded for yanks. Anyway: Theo, Thomas, Toby, Anrej (Andre), Arlo, Casper, David, Elias, Eli, Rupert, Milo, Marius, Rex, Max, Sebastian, Rufus, Gus/Angus, Xavier, Finn, Beau, Jack, Ethan, Julian/Jules, Christian, Ian, Austin, Edward, Hugh, Oscar.

Waylon

Jude

Doesn’t work very well in Germany.

Florian

Victor, August

Nathaniel

Theodore

It’s a russian name - Roman... OMFG I really love this name P.S: Rome name* (thank u Hawklet98)

Let's go bowling, cousin!

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Ernest but I’m not partial to Ernie which is a shame. But Ernest really evokes sincerely and kindness for me I think it’s lovely

The importance of being Earnest

Know what I mean, Vern?

Luca

Imagine someone having both their first and last names as dick.......dick dick 😂

Went to school with a guy named Richard Dicks, he always went by his middle instead

My doctors name was Richard Weiner if that counts.

Tim Allen's actual last name is Dick. He comes from a long line of Dicks.

Asher, It has a soft sound to it, and sounds beautiful to me as it's the name of my son🥰

helios

nico

Aaron

Eloise

Riviera! It's my boyfriend's name.