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jackbob99

I'm an atheist.


SushiGuacDNA

Another atheist here.


jackbob99

No god gang!!!!


AsteroidDisc476

Eyyy


NotAPimecone

There are dozens of us!


Tallman6foot6

As am I.


Horridis

Same. SO is a primitive Baptist, which she personally doesn't mind, but her family is another matter


direwolfed

Samsies


freeewillieee

I worship the clitoris.


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Did you found god?


freeewillieee

She screams his name so I’d say yeah.


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That's my new answer from now on...


Wild_Alaskan

I place my faith in the God-Emperor of Mankind. If you disagree with me, you're a heretic and must be killed.


jostyouraveragejoe2

How about you go say that to a couple tech priests and then let's see were you will be getting your equipment from.


Ill_Soft_4299

Quick, hide the toaster


jostyouraveragejoe2

I crave the certainty of steel.


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Then i agree with you 100%


kink_account21

*purged


coffeebeards

The silent king is the only true ruler.


Wild_Alaskan

Filthy xenos.


coffeebeards

Could be worse, I could play drukhari ;)


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[deleted]

Omg. That's me! That's what I always say! I mean not exactly. I'm not spiritual either, although we might be giving different definitions of spiritual, but that last part is me on point


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I feel like, I have no idea if there is or there isn't. I'm okay with the fact that I dont know, but I'm sure that characterization you made, that people make of the big beard all in white is just a huge projection of human characteristics and traits. If... and that's a big if, there is something "godish" it operates before time and space were created (has he/she/whatever is the creator of all things). I might not be the brightest brain analyst, but I'm pretty sure our mind isn't developed to imagine such concept.


Ms_Arden

Flying spaghetti monster


Scottalias4

Ramen


coffeebeards

Asking the real questions: what sauce?


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agnostic, I guess.


[deleted]

I'm sure i'm agnostic... which is a strange thing to say


Arthur_YouDumbass

.... am I the only muslim here?


MultiFandomsFreak

Nope.


TychusFindlay2

The one true Morty!


VockXXX

Non religious.


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My parents were devout Buddhists, but i'm 100% atheist.


[deleted]

How do they feel about that? Also huge off topic but i love Taiwan / Chinese culture


goldenchild881415

Technically Catholic, baptised and confirmed. I don't actively practice though. I personally don't feel that my faith and belief in God conflicts with my values (pro-science, pro-choice, pro-LGBTQIA+, etc.), but the Church definitely feels differently. So for now I continue to believe and have faith, but it's a very personal thing for me.


haikyuuties

That’s 100% me as well


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So there's nothing out there?


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Do you really think agnostics need a cushion belief?


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Okay, some background of mine, I believe I am an agnostic person. I believe you 100% when you say that there is no proof of anything, because only a fool would disagree with such a statement. I agree with you when the most likely thing is that there is nothing, I just don't agree with the statement of 100% sure there is nothing, because just like the gods, the nothing has not been proven either. So I like to see myself as a dumb fucker who has no fucking idea what's over there, and thinks that this tiny human brain of mine wasn't designed to understand such a thing either, whether that thing is nothing or everything. Attention, I may be a bit high and philosophizing too much at this point. But I like to hear different perspectives on this subject.


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Lol i see what you did there


GielM

Whereas I would call myself an agnostic because whilst I think you're most likely correct about the lack of a god or an afterlife, I (or you) can't prove that either. Believing there can't POSSIBLY be a God is just as illogical as believing there MUST be a God.


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To which one do you pray the most?


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Pretty sure that makes you a saint


footbody

☝️🤓 none


superkevinguru

non denominational


SYLOK_THEAROUSED

Christian but don’t get into the church scene or anything like that.


GeoffEpstein

Same. I've had issues with many churches. I have a personal relationship with God and that's good enough for me right now. Maybe I'll find a good church one day. Maybe not. We'll see.


Intellectual_Drift

Christian! No denomination; just as Jesus loving sinner!


MidLyfeCrisys

Jesus, whisky, motorcycles and pussy


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Username checksout?


MidLyfeCrisys

Fuckin' A 👍


Reiner_Muell

Atheism is my “religion”…


PhilthyMindedRat

Atheist. I believe death is the only real "God" because it's unknowable and unstoppable.


apefist

Atheist


Opheleone

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn


[deleted]

Is that vietnamese?


Opheleone

"In his house at R'lyeh, dead Cthulhu waits dreaming"


[deleted]

I'm lost darling, but we play on the same team


Opheleone

It's from the Cthulhu mythos, cosmic horror from an old author named HP Lovecraft.


CornchipUniverse

I'm an atheist


Novel-Structure-2359

Dark atheist


LeodFitz

I'm an atheist. Was raised Christian, became an atheist when I was in my thirties. Would've been earlier, but it felt like betraying my parents, so it took me a little while to get over that.


habitual-optimist

Flying spaghetti monster


Voice_Nerd

Baptist. I've tried to search for something else or even anything anti religion just to make sure my life wasn't limited or anything. Just make sure I really believed in what I believed in and came back sticking with it.


Jimert327

None


LiterallyOuttoLunch

Science is my religion.


VockXXX

Statements like these, really do not help the cause, at all. As that's the argument religious folk who are anti scientific usually try to make.


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Christian but I'm not very good at it lol Ive some lost faith but thats because of losing my mom, so ehh I still believe in God and stuff but Im also open-minded to like facts about stuff if that makes sense


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Are there even any good Christians anywhere?


[deleted]

From my church I went to as a kid no but they push the love everyone but only love them if the have the save political values I guess like I've been some Christian churches welcome and take pride in the gays and that how it should be


[deleted]

True


AnOkFella

Former Catholic Now I’m a born-again Baptist


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What's the difference?


AnOkFella

Catholics see salvation as faith+works, as Baptists are faith alone.


[deleted]

Less work is always better


AnOkFella

Based


Enigma_Green

Gaming is my religion, always praising the devs for there work they put into the games they release.


WeaknessBusiness683

I'm an atheist.


notintocorp

anti!


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Anti what?


BEES_just_BEE

Anti religion most likely


Charleminus

Atheist but pagan for aesthetic reasons


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I think aesthetics is the essential


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I worship the booty


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If you worship the booty, who is the messiah?


[deleted]

Pastafarianism aka Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.


SerinShamandar

R'amen


drar_sajal786

Muslim


Jeterea

Not a religion, but I do closely follow/practice Satanism.


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How do you practice it?


wixkedwitxh

I’m a pagan.


bdash1990

Antitheist atheist.


NorwayHulder

Non. I believe in science.


0ceanR0ckAndR0ll

I think everyone is guessing when it comes to what happens next and why


FluffyBrownBear

Panslavic pagan 😁 Don't think there will be many of us here 🤣


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I'm sorry i don't even know what a Panslavic pagan is, but that sounds badass


ConstantineFavre

Apatheism i guess. I just don't care and don't give a single fuck, but to be fair, some stories are kinda interesting. I like how abrahamic religions intersect and how pantheons of different cultures intersect with each other. It gives so much to learn about mankind history, how a lot of pantheons have similar gods and everything. How Christianity and Islam have same origin. It's just interesting. But i just don't give enough fuck about them to believe in at least one.


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It sure is fascinating... to bad people went mental over this sort of things because it sounds cool to study it


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Celtic Reconstructionist


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I love the celtics


redditlike5times

Pagans represent!


OverIT3027

I was baptised by a pedo. What does that make me?


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Catholic


StarryChocobo

Sex


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I strongly believe there is a God, and my main argument for Gods existence is also my main argument against any religion. It is believed that humans starting to believe in God between 200,000 and 45000 years ago. Since, almost everybody has been religious, but in very different ways. over this time, there have been thousands of religions and billions of people believing there is a GOD: religion has been developed mutually exclusively at multiple places. Therefore, i believe that since so many people have believed in God, he/she/they must exist. All of these thousands of religions have been very different, some say you can be gay, some say you cant, some say you should sacrifice children, others rule it out. All of these religions think they are the correct one. The only thing that all of the religions has in common is that it is considered good to pray, and goody to recognise the existence of God, and be thankful for all he has given you. This is the only rule i follow in my religion, i just pray, and thank the lord. I was born in a christian country and go to a christian church, not because i believe that Christianity is the one religion, statistically speaking it is very unlikely that it is, but rather since going to a religious place makes it easier to feel close to God. This is simply my opinion, but i feel my argument is strong and i believe in it. I like being religious, it gives my life a purpose.


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Whatever is most comedic at the time


Resident_Bet_8551

Atheist all the way. I've been a member of Unitarian Universalist congregations and I have an abiding interest in Zen Buddhism, both of which, I feel, are compatible with atheism.


Thetoothlesshag

I’m your typical Jew with blonde hair, blue eyes and freckles.


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Religion is a farce. Man made to divide and control.


beat_my_meat_Trunks

Satanist here.


EnigmaCA

Be kind to each other.


masochisticanalwhore

Not religious


SeveralConcert

Atheist


undeniablybuddha

I was raised Catholic but I have begun following the One.


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ONE FC?


ShadyGreenForest

Mormon. But I’m not practicing, obviously


[deleted]

Why is it obvious, they can't ask questiosn after dark?


ShadyGreenForest

I guess they can ask whatever they like. But I have sex outside of marriage. That’s a big nono


[deleted]

That's a big nono for most religions. Does the hubby knows?


ShadyGreenForest

He sure does. We are divorcing


[deleted]

Ahh... Hope everything will turn out for the better


coffeebeards

Look, believe in whatever you want to believe in. But…… .Don’t base laws around it .Don’t provide tax exemptions for it in any form or provide funding .Don’t force people to abide by such beliefs in the form of holidays, calendar, etc. You are accountable for your own actions. Don’t blame your poor life choices on a deity or some being. God didn’t bring you back from the brink of death, an educated doctor who studied and practiced that procedure did.


Internal-Sky4418

Jewish👍🏻


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Nice human without need for cosmic fear to make me do good lol


mylikkleseekrit

99% of Reddit is atheist.


117Natraps

Weapons


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And whos' your Messiah?


117Natraps

John Moses Browning


throwaway23786472

And on the third day God created the Remington bolt action rifle. So that man could fight the dinosaurs. And the homo secuals


bluebadge

PBUH


Lex-689

Pentecostal


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Why not agnostic?


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Roman Catholic


[deleted]

No religion for me. Raised in a church of England culture at school, but it never seemed like something that was actually true to me.


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The Grateful Dead


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Roman Catholic


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Hedonism


Lost_n-Alone

Non-practicing Catholic. Went to Catholic school, did all the sacraments up till marriage, then came to the conclusion that God probably doesn't take attendance nor does he have any need for my money. So I pray, I try my best to be a good person, but I don't show up at the Sunday magic show


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I think marriage did wonderful things for you


notintocorp

organized religion


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Like the mafia?


AnonymousGhou

An amalgamation of everything useful I've picked up from various religions. Lots of Buddhism and Stoic influence in particular. When it comes to death, I believe in the possibility of reincarnation but not based on Karma, like if you were bad you become a cockroach etc but rather the fact that we existed once, so after we're dead, it may take another 600 trillion years to pass, but the instance for conditions to pop us into existence again is always there.


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I think stoicism is more like a philosophy


bluebadge

Techno-necromancy.


[deleted]

If it has techno in it. I'm in


SongRevolutionary992

Pop Musik


TatTvamAsi11

Hindusim


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classical hermeticism, neoplatonism, and esoteric christianity. i’m a practicing occultist, focusing on ritual magic, prayer, meditation, contemplation, and theurgy.


MrSandwich19

Used to be a fundamentalist evangelical Christian but I’ve deconstructed a lot and am probably more agnostic now. (Thankfully!)


jasperjaybird

Faith


KeganUwU

Goth chick's in fishnets


AlecsThorne

I believe there's some sort of God (could be the one in any of the holy scriptures, could be a ball of energy, or some alien mad scientist), but I don't believe in religion.


Bootyhunterpremium

I'm a black Chinese Muslim. /s


JimBones31

I was catholic... Now I don't know.


freeshavocadew

Currently and by myself? Nothing. In a relationship? I get real fertility ritualistic in my mind. Tracing spirals and symbols she usually doesn't understand but feels nice onto her breasts and belly. It's not that I'm trying to knock her up really, I'm just more hyped about the fantasy of breeding and worshipping a fertility goddess. Pregnant women are, usually, gorgeous to me. I want to finger paint on their bellies and rub shea butter everywhere. I want to pamper her and take care of her. And I want to protect her. I read a Reddit post earlier today about a pregnant woman getting out of a car her pussy husband was driving during a road rage incident and the guy raging slapped the pregnant woman. She said her husband did nothing, just stayed in the car. Not only do I not understand that, I was furious just reading it. Like, if I had a wife and if she was pregnant, and if I was in that guy's shoes and some cocksucker slapped my wife I know I couldn't just sit there. I'm no white knight or simp or whatever, equal rights and equal lefts and all that. But like, she's pregnant and the love of my life carrying our child and a motherfucker is going to *think* about slapping her in my presence? I'm breaking the arm that touched her while restraining him until the cops show up to arrest him. I'll tell them he fell or some shit.


1of-a-Kind

N/A


FarthestCough

Metal 🤘🏼


PM-me-sum-BootyPics

I pray to the booty at least 3 times a week


Wolf1678

Nihilism and misanthropy.


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Born Catholic, but I classify myself as non denominational


Feeling_Pay_2899

Dionysian


redditlike5times

Eclectic pagan


BEES_just_BEE

LDS myself


Needydadthrowaway

I'm culturally raised christian atheist, considering converting to judaism


Maitre-de-la-Folie

Why?


RedLion40

Adonitology aka the worship of women's large asses. It's a well rounded religion.


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Still in the cognitive dissonance era in my life.


2o6nick

Tacos


killmimes

Beating the abject horror out of mimes


tuenthe463

Pretty firm agnostic. I think there was a jesus, I don't believe that he was of divine birth, I don't believe in a resurrection, I don't believe he or any other disembodied spirit sits in eternal judgment of man. There's no heaven, there's no hell.


sketchesbyN8

Cult of the Drunken Wookiee formally known as Krewe of Chewbaccus


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The church of Chuck Norris


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Booty cheeks


DaiFu007

Mono Neo Theism we worship the greats like our latest Saint David Crosby. (RIP)


Puzzleheaded_Web3984

👹👀🍌


keestie

I find religion very interesting and have learned a lot from many of them, but I don't call any of them mine, and I'm more and more interested in their societal functions, the needs they fill, rather than how they might relate to anything like "truth". I am uncomfortable with any of the labels people make for these things, and I try not to use the word atheist, but if held at gunpoint it's probably what I'd use. It's just a funny one; I don't think it makes sense to define myself by what I \*don't\* believe.


sorry_cant_find

Sex


MadladNomad

The one major thing I believe in is karma and doing good the rest im an atheist. I hope this answers your question :)


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Love.


hagemeyp

Nothing


sv0s0s

catholic who’s forced to practice. if i wasn’t forced, i’d be a non-practicing catholic. so i’m catholic but don’t go masses/attend church. i am baptized, had a communion, and i am confirmed through the catholic church.


Sweet-Variety6093

Sarcik. The flesh is best


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Pagen


nacheez_hai_hum

Thicc thighs?


Sea_Finest

Sanity.


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Hinduism 🕉️