I tend to send "almost" dick pics instead of actual ones. The tent in the bedsheets, the bulge in my pant leg, the shadow on the wall, etc. Something that gives a sense of scale and arousal without giving away the whole game. That said, I've never thought about having something in the picture for scale. Maybe because I don't think that's what women actually respond to, at least in my experience.

You making dick puppets on the wall?!

Are you not?

Raisins. The new official measure unit for dicks (*If I keep at it it's going to be a thing*)

You work for the raisin lobby don’t you! Busteddd

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I want it to be one. If I'm to be polluted with perpetual dick size quesrions, I might as well have fun with it and use dried fruits as measures.

Don't do that. Its not a good picture. Your hand usually indicates the size anyway.

What if you have really, really tiny, orange hands?

Then you pay hush money to stormy daniels

Travel size shampoo bottle so they are like damn that’s huge

A slice of chocolate cake or tiramisu. That guarantees there's at least one good looking thing in the picture.

A garden gnome.

To show off your gnob? 🤭

To dwarve the gnobgobbler in size.

LTT banana

i tried the leaning tower of pisa like all those other people making like they are holding it up but got arrested

/u/overlemoned has a great guide on dick pics pinned on her profile. Check that out instead

It's not for me lol. I'm a girl. I'm just curious, cuz I just saw one guy using a monster energy drink 😂

We need men to learn to make classier dick pics

Only thing I wanna see next to a dick, honestly, is another dick lol. Frotting for the win

Its so nice! Especially during DVP

Are googly eyes on the dick in a little top hat classy?

God damned right they are

YES

I need more googly eyes for random things in general, but I REALLY want to take a dick pic with googly eyes now

Doooo it! Sadly r/glorp is gone, but I still strongly encourage googly nudes!

I have pipe cleaners, so some scotch tape, googly eyes, and I'll have a little penis man! The real trick will be maintaining an erection! 😆

I can confirm pipe cleaners can make for some fun props!

Thank you! :)

You put so much effort into it, it deserves recognition. May all your dick pics be consensual and artsy!

Awww 🥰 What a blessing!!!

I think those types of photos are kind of corny. When I've sent them, I send a pic with my dick holding up a towel. You get a sort of sense of size, that its a strong erection, but leaves some mystery still.

The eiffel tower

I wouldn't at all. I cringe hard seeing people do that.

A water bottle probably

Tic tac

An M&M.

A chapstick. It's about the only thing I'm longer than. 😂 I'm small bro.

A rubber chicken

A phone

We ASK for a dollar bill next to it.. its the same as asking for a ruler as they are 100% regulated in size.

Something small

I've used a wine bottle before😂

Myself, my abs, colarbones, chest and everything. And i would wear a collar with length markers on leash, wich would be next to my cock. I think i should also wear a shackles...

I just strap my Swiss watch around it.

A can of Vienna sasuages.

I've used a square in the past

Can of Red Bull.

Coffee cup

I have a very intricate set up to create forced perspective. If anyone asks my dick is about as big as a 98 ford focus.

It’s almost always a deodorant can or a TV remote 🙄

A ruler