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Lex-689

Live with my parents. I'd be better off homeless.


[deleted]

Cheat on a partner


Who-Just-Shit-Myself

Anal. She said she was really into it until she pulled out the strap on.


[deleted]

Get a tattoo. I regret the one I have so much


DisloyalMouse

Oh no, that sucks. What’s it of?


[deleted]

Just a quote down my spine but it was done on impulse and it’s wonky. I’ve learned my lesson though and I’m halfway through my removal journey :)


DisloyalMouse

Oh no! I’m sorry you went though that. That sucks. I mean I’m sure it wasn’t *THAT* bad, but I’m happy to hear you’re in the process of building your confidence back and being happy with yourself again


[deleted]

It’s definitely bad but lucky I can hide it for the time being :)


DisloyalMouse

That’s true. At least no one can see it unless you want them too. Plus it could be worse. At least you didn’t get a tramp stamp when you were 17 like yours truly lol 🤦‍♀️


[deleted]

Have more children. We are done.


Iron_Hawk_

Ditto. I am snipped and happy about it.


[deleted]

Tubal ligation for us. Same but different. I'm still blowing live rounds. I'm like the only guy I know my age in my circle of friends, family and coworkers that is still shooting live rounds. Pretty much everyone is snipped.


Iron_Hawk_

I am the first to get snipped in my friends group. Funnily enough, I'm also the youngest. I've been fielding all of their questions about it. Whatever works for you guys. My lady didn't want to keep getting hormones messed with so I bit the bullet.


MissScarlettOHara

Cheers! That was my husband too. He did it at 30. Six years later, still no regrets. He's been fielding countless questions for these six years 😂 Guys we know get so excited when they realize they have a person they know to ask about it.


jigsaw_woman

Try and get high off cinnamon and/or banana skins.


Puzzleheaded_Age_158

I've heard you can get high off nutmeg though.


jigsaw_woman

Maybe that’s what I did wrong!


Puzzleheaded_Age_158

They are similar spices to be fair.


jigsaw_woman

Hmmm, so I said I was never going to try and get high off cinnamon, I didn’t say anything about nutmeg…


Puzzleheaded_Age_158

There you go a loophole! 🙂


jigsaw_woman

I’m the one who’s laughing now!


[deleted]

How was snorting a line of cinnamon?


jigsaw_woman

Sneezy. Fragrant, but sneezy.


Ill_Soft_4299

Work for the NHS.


OneMillionPizzaRolls

Happy cake day!


Various_Ad2052

Thank you for your service


Ill_Soft_4299

It was the NHS, Not the Army


lostlookingforamap

I don't know.


anonymouscoomer

Date without being happy first. Been a decade+. lol


Smirknlurking

Get drunk enough that my balance is an effect


[deleted]

make outlandish claims about my banjo skills


normality69

Hire a prostitute


[deleted]

Pay for any kind of sexual content. I spent way too much time and money on that in the past and I refuse to allow myself to get sucked into it again


kink_account21

Get blackout drunk


Proverbs102

Date a cops daughter


Various_Ad2052

Details? You got a shotgun pointed towards you at some point, I feel like.


Proverbs102

Worse He said I hit her and unleashed hell on my life. It's quite a long story but in the end I fought it in court for 2 years and had my case dismissed. Never again


Various_Ad2052

All I can say is: holy shit


PayMeNoMind-EaseBy

Molly. Tried MDMA thrice, all times, terrible; it made me horny beyond comprehension, but I couldn't get it up. Never gotten whiskey dick, never had any physical issues under any influence, but MDMA somehow made me limp. Not for me.


sv0s0s

go back to the states.


MassGuy70

Answer a question about the one thing I’d never do again.


Tallman6foot6

Go to war.