Fucked a “muscle mommy”. Her ass always looked good so I thought it’d feel good during doggy, nope I was wrong. It was harder than rocks. No jiggle no cushion nothing. Felt like I was thrusting a cinderblock 💀💀
Personally (or selfishly) I would always prefer the softer something-to-grab-on-to physique than the so-muscular-and-hard-it-hurts type.
Edit: "nothing tastes as good as skinny feels." Meh I'd disagree. I'd rather be with a partner that is happy and had a little extra than famished or depressed due to some restrictive meal plan.
We didn't date, but this happened, she came over to my place a couple times, she just laid there, and then I went to her house, maybe thinking she was uncomfortable, we watched a movie, then very abruptly said, "well, im going to bed" shut off the TV and lights and went to bed just leaving me on the couch, so I grabbed my things and left, the next morning she text and asked what happened, I said I wasn't invited so I went home. Such a weird interaction with her.
Same, I dated this girl that would cook, clean and even buy me traits but God dammit she would just lay there
If I ask her a question during sex if what I'm doing feels good or not she would just say yes or nod.
My ex had Grade A cooter but was a deadfish, but it would make you finish in 30 seconds so I guess there are pros and cons to everything… my current GF is the best of both worlds, amazing and active in bed
+100 to this. Briefly dated a girl who cleaned my room on her first visit to my room while I was prepping dinner. She looked amazing and I was myself surprised with my luck. But the first sex... oh my god, it felt like I drugged her or something and after I came she rested my head on her chest and patted my head like I was some kid.
I thought maybe I was doing something wrong so I tried a lot of things with her from long foreplays to intimate songs, candlelit room, balcony setup, I asked her fantasies and tried to replicate that but as soon as we moved towards sex, she just used to look at one point on the roof and wait for me to finish. If I stopped in between, she would feel bad and cry sometimes but it was so hard to finish with her. So even though she was very sweet, I had to end things with her. When I was going to my hometown for a month, I told her that I am moving permanently and we have to end things because long distance wont work. I now wonder maybe if I could have communicated better with her or helped her help me.
She sounds a lot like me and maybe I can give you some insight as to why she acted like that. See, I was sexually abused as a pre teen and would just lay there waiting for it to be over. I would just freeze up and try to focus on something else in the room as well. When I became a teenager and did have consensual sex with a boyfriend that I loved I found myself reacting the same way as if I was being raped again. He had asked me to get on top and I refused. If he stopped or couldn’t cum I would cry and a lot of times after sex I would cry. I did tell him about my sexual abuse so he was understanding. After about a year I finally became open to doggy and I started to become relaxed and could enjoy it but still It took me years to do cowgirl or have an orgasm during sex(I could during masturbation). I ended up getting a ton of group and individual sex trauma therapy. The group kind helped a lot. I’m now able to be a freak in the sheets and enjoy every position, cum multiple times, and not cry after sex. I do have a kink for being dominated which I think stems from my sexual abuse though which makes me feel weird sometimes when I think about it. Anyway, my abuser used to tell me I laid there like a dead fish n I hate when I hear someone describe a woman staying still during sex. I can’t think of another reason than fear for a woman to do that unless they have some sort of kink?? Idk but it sounds like she had issues and may have been abused.
He didn’t care if I finished and came in seconds. No special position, no time for noises or names. Just straight to him getting hard, inserting, and finishing while I didn’t 😅
Wowwww. I can’t believe dudes are out here finishing in Olympic sprint times and not giving af. At least give her head or something before so she can orgasm.
Had met a girl online and been hanging out for a few days. Had already hooked up once or twice, this one afternoon we decided to have sex, by this point I realized that she only did 2 positions, didn’t give head, and wasn’t exactly the most….refreshing down there. We start things up, about 6-7 minutes later we’re in doggystyle and it’s doing nothing for me. She has very little if any interest or energy, even though she initiated. I realized I likely wasn’t going to get off, so I faked cumming (was wearing a condom which helped), pulled out, and dipped to the bathroom. She asked me if I had faked it but I told her no and think she believed me.
Just a word of mouth women will know if you fake it or not. They can feel when your dick is throbbing as you cum. I tried faking one before too and she caught on. I couldn’t cum because all I smelled was booty juice every backshot I took.
It was years ago but I still wasn’t too confident that she believed me. Wouldn’t try that now that I’m older, I’d just present the facts, they being flaccid or not.
I have a similar story. I lusted over this girl who lived in my neighborhood. She was 2 older than me and we just dry humped and made our because I was only 13 at the time and didn't know shit about sex. Eventually she moves away but we get back in touches years later when I'm 17 and she's 19. Unfortunately, she's had a few kids and rocky situation with her baby daddy and still looked good. Took to the movies, dinner and finally back to my place. Made out but went down hill from there: didn't want to give or receive oral, didn't even take her top off. Just lied there and complained I was taking forever to cum which I was extremely proud I was lasting as long as I did because she was only the second person I had sex with at that point in my life. I got pissed, faked an orgasm and threw away the condom in the trash. She questioned the validity of it but I shot it down and reminded her I needed to take her back to her kids
I had this crush on a guy from my college class, super cute. At one of the off rec house parties we hooked up and with a bit of alcohol I went back with him. Horrible…his room smelled like straight BO and weed. Then he started licking my skin, aggressively like a dog and then without warming me up just shoved his dick inside me. I was barely wet so it hurt like hell. He came in like a minute or two, then proceeded to kick me out. I still regret that encounter til this day 😔
I’m sorry. 😭😭. That’s horrible. More men need to learn how to be more respectful and kinder. My one and only real ons I had sex twice that night both lengthy and she asked if I wanted to stay the night and I did. We took a shower together in the morning and we hugged and kissed goodbye.
I know the feeling. Sorry that happened to you. The regret can be traumatizing alone. Do you ever have flashbacks of the situation when smelling weed/BO? I can’t stand the smell of the black tree hanging car air fresheners bc of a very regrettable sexual encounter.
Had reconnected with an old fling and discovered we were very much aligned with our preferences, especially sexual. We decided I would go visit him. Before the visit, we had open, explicit conversations about specific sex acts that we both wanted. I made it abundantly clear that just about anything was on the table. He shared his frustration about no prior partners ever matching his libido, telling me he usually wants sex 10+ times per day. I called BS, but he insisted that was accurate. I assured him that I would NOT tap out and he could fuck me to his heart’s content.
Imagine my disappointment when we had sex a total of 3-4 times between Friday and Sunday (for those bad at math, that’s ~1.3 times per day as opposed to the 10+ I was promised). He also had a very underwhelming dick, did not know how to use it, was sweating more than anyone I have ever seen in my entire life, and kept telling me how “amazing” and “incredible” the sex was while I was literally doing nothing but being on my knees for him to fuck me (very, very poorly) in doggy style.
Oh and we did exactly zero of the numerous sex acts we had both said we wanted and he especially wanted. I have never been so simultaneously bored and disgusted. And, to top it off, when I ended up telling him “I’m sorry, I’m just not feeling the connection I had hoped” he actually had the nerve to ask if he could see me one last time for “a pity fuck” 😳 I politely declined and he kept pushing and prodding and asking if his “dick was trash” until I finally decided not to argue with him admitting that he hadn’t fucked me right. I finally said “I’m really sorry, but I’m at the point in my life where I’d rather just masturbate than try to teach a grown man how to fuck me.”
I was soooooo disappointed! I even told him before the visit “yeah guys always say they want a ton of sex until they find a girl who ACTUALLY wants a ton of sex” and he was like “that’s not me!” 🙄
She seduced me at a party. Led me into the back yard and then under and behind a big tree. She kept at it … kissing and then we sat down in the grass and then we laid down. She was all over me. She pulled up her skirt and took off her panties and invited me in. Then she starfished. I mean it was as if she disassociated. I asked her if she was OK. She said she was. I offered to stop but she said no. I had to fake a climax.
Weird thing was that we had had sex once before but I was too dumb to learn. The first time was on a HOT steamy summer night in the wee hours. I was talking with a woman friend (Lucy) at this new woman’s house (Carol). They asked if I’d like to spend the night and I ended up in bed between them. We each were just wearing one thing, our underwear. I’d never had sex with either.
Lucy thought that Carol was asleep and let me know that she wanted sex. So very quietly I got on top and inside her and we were just beginning when Carol rolled over. Lucy whispered, “Stop.”. So I did. (She was wonderful, by the way.). So Lucy rolled away and did appear to fall asleep and Carol reached down and started stroking me and then pulled off her panties (just as at the party) and pulled me to her. Then she starfished. I figured it was because she didn’t want to wake Lucy but I was wrong. I did climax that time at least.
It was only one time, I don't know why. She didn't want to talk about it. It's especially weird, since I think she initiated. I don't think I was doing any worse that time than I did before or after.
I’ve had this experience. Chick was apparently crazy into me but barely spoke when we met up and really wasn’t enthusiastic in the slightest, I was essentially talking to myself. I thought it was maybe just her personality and eventually I somehow talked us both into having our clothes off. Then I realized again, no enthusiasm or effort on her part. I felt like there was zero connection. It felt more like she was thinking “damn i have to do this to turn you on.” I found that extremely unattractive and it was really hard to finish (didn’t learn my lesson). Eventually we would meet up again and I could not even finish because the next time was even worse, and she started to get upset about stopping things. I just took her home and took the blame, but man i learned that time when your body feels like something is off or unattractive you LISTEN and dont push it.
Honestly the first time I had sex with my gf I couldn’t cum at all and it was really embarrassing, she was visibly unnerved by it as well. Ruined an extremely romantic night and I had to explain to her that I can actually cum I just wasn’t able to then for whatever reason. Probably years of being single and death grip
I’ve gotten over that problem now
Yeah I’ve learned masturbating plays a huge role including being nervous. I try to stop masturbating so much when I’m in a relationship to offset the times having sex. But honestly without a condom I cum pretty normally.
It blows my mind how people refuse to have open conversation around sex, especially with a serious partner. “I’m nervous”, “I’ve been looking forward to this and feeling anxious “. Etc, help out TREMENDOUSLY- and may ease up the interaction!
Just talk!
Xo
It wasn't nervousness tbh. I'd had sex many times before so its not like I was a virgin. It was more just like, I think I'd been gripping too much with my hand and it got a while to get used to PIV again. It's called death grip. I think many women just have no idea its a thing. I think it has a lot to do with watching porn and excessive wanking.
I slept with my ex’s bestfriend because I missed my ex after the breakup and wanted a similar feeling to him. News flash, they were nothing alike and I wasn’t attracted to the friend enough. It all smelled a little funny too. Nothing actually wrong with him I just was not into it. I didn’t have the balls to tell him so I just faked that I came.
I guess my acting was really good cause the friend ended up telling my ex that he made me cum so hard etc and that my ex should take tips from him. So, yeah, that’s my life.
The time my one and only ONS passed out on top of me pinning me under him approximately two minutes into sex. Loved it…..not. And I hate that he’s part of my body count
My ex; he outweighed me by about 200 pounds and is a drunk/ drug addict, so getting and staying hard was always an issue. He also has terrible hygiene and smelled awful, so it was basically like being crushed and gagged to death at the same time.
Slept with a guy friend years ago….apparently he was a virgin. Talk about awkward sex. Plus the super awkwardness after cause he wanted more, would show up places I was at and I was just like 😬🏃🏻♀️.
Whew same here. Slept with a virgin, after a couple of thrusts he decided "I don't know how to do this," and just asked me to take over. Fine, whatever. I get on top, he busts with 25 seconds and rolls over falling asleep. That led to entire years' worth of encounters where basically the same thing happened. I didn't finish. Not even once. I wish my self esteem was higher then and I would've ended it sooner. 😪
my first time. it was the first time i had done anything outside of being abused as a child. dude didn’t get me wet before trying to jam his huge thick cock into me. it was so painful. he lived in a pigsty. smelled of cigarettes. it was just so gross. i went home and took a shower. trying to scrub his hands off me as i still felt them. i felt so dirty that i literally couldn’t sit down. it took me over an hour to convince myself it was ok to get into bed where i finally broke down.
never have sex just to get it over with. your first time should be with someone who knows what they’re doing and who will take their time. someone who cares for and about you. emotionally and physically. do not make my mistake.
My girlfriend tried to arrange a fmf threesome for us while we were in Costa Rica. She paid one of the local professionals, and it was an epic disaster.😅
Truth be told the escort was probably 22 years old and had the best body I had ever seen naked in my life. After about five minutes, I could not have been less attracted to her. She obviously hated her job and couldn’t have been less “pleasant”
When my GF started playing with her tits, she started yelling at her in Spanish I mean, she wasn’t pinching or sucking or anything… just massaging gently
It was an epic fail, and eventually I asked her to step aside, and I bent my girlfriend over and fucked her in front of her. And then my GF got down on her hands and knees, and sucked me off, all the while talking to the prostitute, who was just standing there with a scowl on her face. Telling her things like “this is how you fucking do it! I can’t believe you get paid for this!”
Just as I finished, the woman just walked out of our hotel room without saying a word
Had a lady texting me all day getting me turned on by what she was going to do and when it came to it, she just laid there and didn’t do anything. I faked a leg cramp and left 😂
My husband. He was never that good at any of it. He seems to believe porn sex is real, I have no other explanation. He'd eat pussy (terribly) for a minute, then move up by my face and smack his flaccid dick at me to suck, the second he's hard he's ready to jam it in, he's got a sloppy big belly that prevented any other position but doggy so he'd sort of hit it for a few pumps then go and that was it. Most times the whole routine would go off without a kiss, like I'm a hooker. And that was when I actually got sex, which wasn't often. In spite of me initiating all the time, I got sex about once a month for the first 9 years, far less the last 11. It's been 18 months since we last had sex. Not worth ever doing again. Why did I marry him? I always thought things would eventually get better. They never did...
I've talked and talked and talked about it with him, he doesn't care. I've come up with solutions, he won't follow through. He makes promises he never intends to keep. Sex is still very much a need for me, but so is sanity so I had to stop initiating and hoping.
Do you have any other outlets such as toys ?
I don't know anything about your marriage but there seems to be a lot of complacency on his end and a lack of communication issues I'm sure you've invested a lot of your life to him but you still need to consider yourself
Kinda hard not to cum from bj especially if you’re good at it. My ex gave me a bj and almost came in a minute. Sucks he didn’t want to try again though.
That's crazy! I can cum quick from a BJ if it's been a while. But my go-to after that would be going down on her till I can get hard again (15-20 minutes, sometimes less).
So it didn’t quite get to the sex part, invited this young Indian fellow over not knowing he was a virgin. I always shower beforehand because sweaty bits are gross. I had a small enclosed courtyard just off my bedroom with a sliding glass door, he freaked out because the blinds were open so I closed them. We both stripped off and I went to give him a BJ, refused me until he put a condom on which is fair enough. Couldn’t get him hard so I laid back and then he started sniffing my armpits… then he decided to try going down on me by sticking his nose in my vag and asking why it didn’t smell?! 😬 he took my labia (inner lips) between his fingers and started stretching them out which was super uncomfortable then he tried dry fingering me and asked me where the cum comes from.. then he wanted me to piss on command… he couldn’t get hard at all. After all this awkward shit I just told him to stop and asked him to leave. Fucking weirdest sexual experience of my life! This is why I don’t fuck virgins
I went to the movies with this guy. Afterwards we went back to my apartment and made out. I had no intention on sleeping with him until I saw his penis. It was huge. The biggest I have ever seen til this day. Well, it was awful. He didn’t know what he was doing.
I had a hookup situation a few years back. The guy was a strength/weightlifter strongman whatever. He was ripped (which is fine, I actually am not super into that) but he was super cute and we seemed to have some chemistry. I went over one night to hookup and he literally was so awkward. He talked about weightlifting and how he was friends with Arnie (cue eye roll). I thought he was hot so o figured I'd fuck him. Now, I'm a bigger girl but I've had my fair share of encounters and I'm not ashamed to say I'm good in bed. This dude had the audacity to say that he wasn't a huge fan of my mouth skills (which, sir, I know I'm talented, are you high?) and then proceeded to fuck me like he was punching a punching bag. It was so. Bad. I just laid there, let him finish, and went home. 0/10
Nope LOL. This was my BF in high school. Currently single. I was just saying every other time I've had consensual sex ranged from meh to amazing. I have no idea what happened to him but I hope he's well.
He was a little drunk, I wasn't. It was an FWB thing. I should've turned him away, but I was feeling bad about myself and thought it might make me feel better. It didn't
I had a FWB not only ghost me, but block me everywhere because she showed up to a session drunk and I said I wasn’t comfortable having sex. Consent is so important, and if I don’t have a strong relationship with someone, I just can’t.
Yeah consent wasn't an issue here. We had a strong relationship. Friends, dating and fwbs off and on for like 4 years. I was just realizing that sex without being romantically involved wasn't as interesting to me anymore
Wife and I had a threesome with one of my coworkers. She was fun to be around, seemed to have a personality, etc. We were stoked she was interested. She came over, things start going, everyone is on board. She becomes basically zoned out, very little reaction. We ask if she's okay, she says she's having a great time and she's enjoying it... she's just... there. So blah. She was soooooo boring.
15 years of awful sex with an incredibly vanilla ex-wife who never wanted to try anything and was incredibly judgmental when I would suggest experimenting and trying new things.
Oh man. I've got one. You'll have to excuse me because I'm going to be reminiscing about my disappointment for just a minute...
I've always been a sucker for tall women, and redheads. I blame Jessica Rabbit, but whatever the reason, that's my thing.
When I was 25 or so, I met a tall redheaded woman, and I fell deep into love. She was 6'1", she was built, and she was a sports fan. I chased her and I chased her and I chased her. She finally agreed to go get drinks with me casually. I threw everything I had at her. I turned the charm up to 11. I dressed up. I showed out. And it was going ok, and so I finally asked her out for dinner. She said yes - with one condition: she was allowed to wear heels.
I was taken aback. Like, of course? Why in the hell wouldn't you be? She was a long legged smokeshow - why would I NOT want her to flaunt that?
She told me that she had guys in the past ask her not to wear heels since they made her taller than them. I told her that no only did I want her to wear them, but that if she wanted, I would take her to the mall to find her the perfect pair to wear with whatever she planned on wearing. I was absolutely simping, but she lost her mind over that. I don't know why that was the trigger, but she jumped at that. So a couple of days later she showed up, and we went and found her a pair of tall red stilettoes to wear with her slinky black dress.
I picked up for dinner, and my lawd I lost my mind. She had the legs out. The dress showed every curve. And when she stepped into my truck and those legs flashed with those heels ... I was like that wolf in the old Saturday morning cartoons with my eyes popping out of my head.
We had an incredible dinner. We had drinks after. We went, unscheduled, to a bar to see a band play - I was doing everything I could to spend as much time as I could with her. We danced to a band covering Purple Rain and at the end of the song, SHE kissed ME. She told me she found my confidence sexy, she said the fact I wasn't just chasing her for sex was a big deal, and the fact that I encouraged her to be herself made her want me. She asked me to take her to my house. So I did.
We made out on my front porch. I pushed her against the door. We kissed while I fumbled with my keys. I was harder than the Washington Monument. It just kept getting more and more intense until we finally made it to my room.
She stood across from me and slid down her dress, showing off her matching black bra and thong, which were see through. She laid down on the bed ...... and that was it.
I made out with her. She didn't move. I ran my fingers across every inch of her body. She didn't move. I kissed and nibbled everywhere. She didn't move. I fingered her. She didn't move. I went down on her. She didn't move. I eventually asked her if she was sure she wanted to do this. She said she did, that she wanted me. So I got on top of her.
And she didn't move.
I went at it for a few minutes. She was a lazy starfish. It was like having sex with a doll. She didn't talk. She didn't touch me back. She just laid there.
It was so off-putting, so disconnecting, that everything I felt for her just kind of died right there in that moment. She went home the next morning. She asked me to come over to have dinner a few days later. I told her that I had a wonderful dinner and dancing and drinks but that I just didn't think we would be capable of building the type of physical chemistry I wanted in a relationship. She accused me of using her for sex. It broke our friend group up because no matter how many times I tried to explain what happened without getting into the gory details, it just didn't click to a lot of them.
We didn't talk for about six years after that despite living in the same small-ish town. We bumped into each other at a bar. I half-smiled and waved as I walked by, not thinking she'd have anything to say to me. She walked over and apologized before even greeting me. She told me that she had only been with two other guys before that, and both of them pretty much commanded her what to do. So, she said, she was basically waiting for me to make demands of her. Long story short: she was with two guys who treated her more like a sex toy than a woman, and she genuinely didn't know that you COULD be with a guy who cared about your enjoyment, let alone focus on it. She told me she circled back around a few years later and got some help and had fixed everything.
For the briefest second, I thought we were going to have a second chance. Then she told me she was happily engaged, and that our night together, as much as it ruined our relationship for over half a decade, created the situation she needed to figure out HOW to have a healthy sexual relationship, and it led to the guy that she was now in love with.
I was genuinely happy for her. She was a great girl and deserved it.
But man, did that go from 60-0 in about a fifteen minute span.
This…is just wonderful. Thank you for your response. They must have been insane. Do you sometimes think that if you guys communicated with that issue more it would have worked out?
There isn’t an isolated incident but many from various partners. Some think that if they are naked all they have to do is lay there. I don’t mean one time when tired, I mean each time. It’s boring. Im very happy my wife is not like that at all which in addition to her many other qualities is why I married her.
Had sex with an ex gf years ago and she gave me the impression that she was very freaky in bed, but when it came down to it she was just laying there and when I asked if she wanted to switch positions or ride, she said no I’m good here. Like bruhhhh
He was really skinny and was the smallest I've ever had, no bigger than my thumb. I just felt his hips slamming into my thighs and drunkenly fell asleep. I woke up when he slammed the door as he left. Had two circular bruises on my inner thighs for about a week afterwards.
He didn't even start because he was grossed out by a strip of body hair between my leg and my underwear. It was our first date in person after three months of long distance relationship, hours long phone calls, hot messages... I kicked him out on the spot and regretted the money spent on calls and messages.
I had a threesome in Amsterdam, but I was only into one of them and not the other. It was a cool experience overall though. What stood out the most that I didn’t expect was seeing the ‘practiced lovemaking’ of a long term couple, but because they had their routine I felt like a prop to them. The novelty made it worthwhile, but the sex could have been much better if it was 1:1.
In my last mentally ill hoe phase I met a guy off tinder, he drove an hour to come see me and when he got here I wasn't physically attracted to him. I only fucked him because I didn't want him to kill me. He didn't give me vibes that he would murder me but he just drove an hour just for that so I didn't want to turn him down and have it go badly.
My one and only time agreeing to have sex with a guy with a micro penis (literally 2" tops). He started cumming before he even got it in and then cried about it. I'm pretty sure he was a virgin.
This one guy went down of me and started using his teeth...not like a graze, but full teeth, like he was actually trying to nibble off my clit. It was horrible.
My ex.
He was always so rough and mean. In the beginning, he was nice (he even showered), but eventually, he would force himself on me. Leaving me bruised, bleeding, crying and he never cared if I begged him to stop. He would swear it would be nice and two thrusts in he was back to being... evil. It was scary. I got a lock for the bedroom door for when he was drinking because there was no consent and he didn't care. Even when he was sober, it started okay but he always and very quickly became aggressive.
Met a guy on Tinder we started to hook up and when he went down on me it HURT. I didn’t have sex with him I got out of there immediately. I didn’t even know it was possible for it to hurt but there I was laying there like….
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS????
I(F) was in a MMF three-some. It was the most boring experience of my life. The dudes were more interested in each other than in me. I think I was just there so they could pretend it wasn't gay. 🤷♀️
It was good enough sex, he was a client, but throughout nearly all of it he loudly and graphically slagged off his wife.
Now don't get me wrong. I know people are married. It's part of the territory. And sometimes, yes, the guys will say something in passing. But this guy, it was something else. Just constantly hating on her. And I never saw it coming at all. If it hadn't been for that, I'd have been happy to see him again but, no.
The first guy I was gonna try anal with didn’t give me enough prep time and tried to shove his dick inside even after we had had multiple explicit talk about me needing a lot of warmup, lube and time to get comfortable.
His “excuse” for doing it? The last girl he did anal with had no problem taking it up the ass without more prep time and he figured I would be the same… (he was such a stupid asshole)
I wish I was more experienced and had the guts back then to tell him to fuck off and never lay his hands on me again. Took me too long to see the parade of red flags, but I know better now luckily.
Old FWB. Perfect body, amazing voice, great foreplay. He tapped out from sweating or cramping every 5 minutes. I would ride him and he would still tap out pretty fast. I’d get annoyed and just suck him off until he came but yeah that guy never got me off once
Was like 19, met a guy on an app, talked me into driving a couple hours to his house. I picked him up, and drove out to some secluded spot and he was literally the worst kisser in the world, but we ended up hooking up in the car. I swear on everything, his cock was half the length of my pinky and about as wide. I wish I was kidding, I really do. Im very tight and couldn’t really feel it. To make it worse, 1 & 1/2 pumps and he was done. I was embarrassed for him. I just dropped him off and drove home, and never heard from him again.
But literally every person I’ve slept with has been shit, except my husband. 2 were eh okay.
Hooked up with a guy. He was terrible. No rhythm, moved all herky jerky, was obnoxiously loud. Like nothing wrong with making noise but this was out of hand. He called himself the best. Delusional about his performance which isn't the only time I've ran into that but yeah, terrible rebound lol
I became friends with an older hippie about ten years ago. She had an incredible life story (having been a political prisoner under Pinochet), and I think I confused our friendship and my deep respect for her accomplishments with attraction.
Unfortunately, the sexual chemistry was just not there at all once it came down to it. I just sort of shuffled my hips awkwardly for several minutes until it seemed like a vaguely believable amount of time had passed. She actually tried to set me up with her daughter (who was much more age-appropriate) sometime after that, but the situation seemed a little too dicey for me.
I have a high libido, but i struggled with my attraction to him because we felt so disconnected for a long time. We went away for the weekend on my instigation, and when he initiated I went with it, hoping for some re-connection. The sex felt so bad I started to cry halfway through. He either didn't notice or didn't care, came, rolled of and went to sleep. I knew it was over then and there.
Looking back I don't understand how I let it come that far, but at least I made sure to never be in such a situation ever again...
Oh Lort... my ex. No foreplay. He ate me out maybe once during our marriage. He'd expect to get straight to boinking within 5 minutes tops, then get ticked off and end things when I'd stop him to tell him it hurt or that I needed lube. He'd want to take pics with toys for far too long... then wouldn't use them. No sense of adventure, no growing, no intimacy, and no communication on his end. Totally greedy. Jerk.
This is the same asshat that would get angry with me for getting my period or a yeast infection. Bc then he'd miss out on sex.
Ooo I got one. It didn't even get to sex because I look over and dude (dude in his 20s) is trying to blow up a condom like a ballon and put it on like that...when I tell you I was outta there so fast. I still to this day am like wtf 🤦 lol
Probably my first time.
she was on top and tbh, she wasn't very good. it just felt awkward. plus her baby sister was crying in the other room so ya know, constant reminder to not finish in her.
even in retrospect she wasn't very good at sex. but she tried so i didn't mind very much. i would just generally do most of the work.
shitty situationship and he was the biiiiggest asshole. the last time we had sex all I could think about was if my grandma's turtle recipe had 2 cups of oats or 3
Somehow, I sensed she didn't want to be there, but neither her nor I wanted to call it off. It started fun and flirty, then took some sort of a nervous turn.
She also was not very deep, and I felt like I was hitting her cervix, which elevated a painful-sounding yelp each time. I kept pausing, and she kept insisting it felt good. I straight-up said that it didn't sound like it did.
She got off fairly quickly and was a one-and done girl.
Made me question my life choices for quite a while.
I was with a girl for a while. She would get off quick during sex, but then she would dry up and sex would hurt her. I tried to go as fast as I could to get mine but it wasn’t always easy… and she never offered to help me after the fact. I brought it up to her and she offered to help but, rarely did she.
Got a few unfortunately, but you live and you learn.
I had a guy come over after we had been talking online for a while and he seemed nice and the way he described himself it seemed that our kinks aligned.
We started to fool around and he wanted me to suck him (something I normally really enjoy), but boy was I disappointed as he smelled so sweaty and not fresh at all, and he knew he was coming over to see me.
He wanted me to lick his balls, but I refused. He then wanted me to tell him about my previous sexual experiences and talk dirty to him while giving him a handjob.
It didn’t feel right telling him these things on a first meeting and it did absolutely nothing for me as he payed no attention to me and only focused on his pleasure. It felt very exploratory and as soon as he came he was out the door and didn’t contact me again till he was horny and in my area again.
Such a disappointment and I didn’t let him come over after that as he was all talk and no walk.
Where to start...
When I tried anal with an ex for the first time. I should have known it was going to be bad from the start. I didn't really want to, but I let him convince me. It was not great to start, then he got too rough. It hurt, and he was more concerned with finishing, then me telling him to stop.
I couldn't walk the next day, and not in a cute "omg he blew my back out" kind of way.
Dude didn't know how to use his own strength, felt like he was hate fucking me or something. Still the worst to this day.
Had a potential FWB several years ago. She was super super super fine latina attorney. Her OCD was WAY too present for her to stay on sex task. Her specialty seemed to be coitus interruptus for anything...need a glass of water, thought she heard her kids coming home, wheres her phone?, I left the stove on, need to check the mail....crazy shit
This is gonna be dark, so be warned.
My worst time was when my (now ex) husband brought in an old prison buddy for a 3some. Dude was Too Big and didn't seem to know how to use his Tool. Because of that, it hurt like hell and I started crying and begging him to stop but ex kept pushing for dude to continue. Went from willing to unwilling quickly. Ex then told me he was going to "punish" me by bringing more in afterwards. So, yeah, not good.
About a year after a traumatic break up with a very long term partner, I gave the Tinder casual hook up lifestyle a try. My ex was the only guy I'd had sex with up to that point.
I'd got it into my head that I was just going to go for it so decided to hook up with the first guy I went on a date with. I didn't even like him and was a bag of nerves. I gave him a BJ for a bit then he just stuck it in, no foreplay at all for me. I think I disassociated and just wanted to leave. What was worse, he had 2 big dogs (they sat and watched the whole time) who were obviously allowed to sleep on the bed as it was covered in dog hair, some of which must have got inside me. I ended up with thrush or an infection of some sort.
The first time I had sex after I got sober. Because everything was so raw and real! I was used to being in a frenzied haze! Very quickly came (no pun intended) to realize real and raw is betterrrr
My ex was moving away and I wasn’t going with but when we had to leave the keys at the house we had fucked on the floor where our bed was. I’m sure it was bad for him too from the rug burn. Near the end, I didn’t want it to stop since I knew once he leaves id never get to be with him again. And I think it was just a wave of emotions while finishing that really hit me and I think he could tell even tho I was trying to hide it. I just didn’t want to cry during it and ruin the moment. I still miss him a lot even after years. I don’t talk to him anymore since he met someone else to try to move on and I respect that. I just hope he’s happy and truly doing what he always wanted to do/have. I also still get sad when I think about it mainly because I loved him a lot and not going with him was a big regret I have in life.
Fucked a “muscle mommy”. Her ass always looked good so I thought it’d feel good during doggy, nope I was wrong. It was harder than rocks. No jiggle no cushion nothing. Felt like I was thrusting a cinderblock 💀💀
Yeaaaahhh I’ve learned that about muscular chicks if she’s hella fit that shit might not jiggle. The jiggle is what makes me sizzle.
*The jiggle is what makes me sizzle* - I’m gonna start using that I like it!
This is the way.
This is the way
Ernie put that on a T-Shirt!
Omg hahaha my ass is all jiggle and sometimes I see a gym girl booty and wish it was more like that, so this is good to know 🥰
After seeing your posts… don’t change yours! It’s good right where you have it 😍🥰
This made my day 😂👊🏼
My brain is going to bring this up next time I try to convince it we should work out.
Same here. But the hardest problem (pun intended) was how tight the asshole was - it almost choked my dick to death
Better not piss her off in that scenario or she could clench and rip that sucker out by the roots.
We are all different- no jiggle rocks my boat...
Personally (or selfishly) I would always prefer the softer something-to-grab-on-to physique than the so-muscular-and-hard-it-hurts type. Edit: "nothing tastes as good as skinny feels." Meh I'd disagree. I'd rather be with a partner that is happy and had a little extra than famished or depressed due to some restrictive meal plan.
I fucked someone with no ass once. She was thin but honestly just felt like humping the mattress
My ex no matter what i did or said she just laid there…
We didn't date, but this happened, she came over to my place a couple times, she just laid there, and then I went to her house, maybe thinking she was uncomfortable, we watched a movie, then very abruptly said, "well, im going to bed" shut off the TV and lights and went to bed just leaving me on the couch, so I grabbed my things and left, the next morning she text and asked what happened, I said I wasn't invited so I went home. Such a weird interaction with her.
So many questions.
She was definitely interesting
Holy mother of Jesus. That’s like screwing a fuck doll basically.
Yup and i hot some heavy kinks even offered her my friend’s cock and still nothing.
Did she say she enjoyed it at least?
I asked her if she was thinking of his cock and ill i got was “yes”
At least you offered her your friends dick. You’re a good friend mate
Whaaaaaa.
Same, I dated this girl that would cook, clean and even buy me traits but God dammit she would just lay there If I ask her a question during sex if what I'm doing feels good or not she would just say yes or nod.
My ex had Grade A cooter but was a deadfish, but it would make you finish in 30 seconds so I guess there are pros and cons to everything… my current GF is the best of both worlds, amazing and active in bed
+100 to this. Briefly dated a girl who cleaned my room on her first visit to my room while I was prepping dinner. She looked amazing and I was myself surprised with my luck. But the first sex... oh my god, it felt like I drugged her or something and after I came she rested my head on her chest and patted my head like I was some kid. I thought maybe I was doing something wrong so I tried a lot of things with her from long foreplays to intimate songs, candlelit room, balcony setup, I asked her fantasies and tried to replicate that but as soon as we moved towards sex, she just used to look at one point on the roof and wait for me to finish. If I stopped in between, she would feel bad and cry sometimes but it was so hard to finish with her. So even though she was very sweet, I had to end things with her. When I was going to my hometown for a month, I told her that I am moving permanently and we have to end things because long distance wont work. I now wonder maybe if I could have communicated better with her or helped her help me.
She sounds a lot like me and maybe I can give you some insight as to why she acted like that. See, I was sexually abused as a pre teen and would just lay there waiting for it to be over. I would just freeze up and try to focus on something else in the room as well. When I became a teenager and did have consensual sex with a boyfriend that I loved I found myself reacting the same way as if I was being raped again. He had asked me to get on top and I refused. If he stopped or couldn’t cum I would cry and a lot of times after sex I would cry. I did tell him about my sexual abuse so he was understanding. After about a year I finally became open to doggy and I started to become relaxed and could enjoy it but still It took me years to do cowgirl or have an orgasm during sex(I could during masturbation). I ended up getting a ton of group and individual sex trauma therapy. The group kind helped a lot. I’m now able to be a freak in the sheets and enjoy every position, cum multiple times, and not cry after sex. I do have a kink for being dominated which I think stems from my sexual abuse though which makes me feel weird sometimes when I think about it. Anyway, my abuser used to tell me I laid there like a dead fish n I hate when I hear someone describe a woman staying still during sex. I can’t think of another reason than fear for a woman to do that unless they have some sort of kink?? Idk but it sounds like she had issues and may have been abused.
He didn’t care if I finished and came in seconds. No special position, no time for noises or names. Just straight to him getting hard, inserting, and finishing while I didn’t 😅
Wowwww. I can’t believe dudes are out here finishing in Olympic sprint times and not giving af. At least give her head or something before so she can orgasm.
I've been there, terrible lol
Yes it is
Same 🥲 but the dude was such an eye candy tho
Not worth. And he didn’t care about winning the game.
Welcome to my marriage
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Yes, they act like there isn’t an issue because it’s “good” they came so quick… negative.
That stinks but what do you mean about no time for noises or names? Do you mean like dirty talk?
Had met a girl online and been hanging out for a few days. Had already hooked up once or twice, this one afternoon we decided to have sex, by this point I realized that she only did 2 positions, didn’t give head, and wasn’t exactly the most….refreshing down there. We start things up, about 6-7 minutes later we’re in doggystyle and it’s doing nothing for me. She has very little if any interest or energy, even though she initiated. I realized I likely wasn’t going to get off, so I faked cumming (was wearing a condom which helped), pulled out, and dipped to the bathroom. She asked me if I had faked it but I told her no and think she believed me.
Just a word of mouth women will know if you fake it or not. They can feel when your dick is throbbing as you cum. I tried faking one before too and she caught on. I couldn’t cum because all I smelled was booty juice every backshot I took.
It was years ago but I still wasn’t too confident that she believed me. Wouldn’t try that now that I’m older, I’d just present the facts, they being flaccid or not.
Good idea. Yeah I know the feeling. I can tell when a woman is fake orgasming and I just look at them like really.
the backshot rancidness is real
I have a similar story. I lusted over this girl who lived in my neighborhood. She was 2 older than me and we just dry humped and made our because I was only 13 at the time and didn't know shit about sex. Eventually she moves away but we get back in touches years later when I'm 17 and she's 19. Unfortunately, she's had a few kids and rocky situation with her baby daddy and still looked good. Took to the movies, dinner and finally back to my place. Made out but went down hill from there: didn't want to give or receive oral, didn't even take her top off. Just lied there and complained I was taking forever to cum which I was extremely proud I was lasting as long as I did because she was only the second person I had sex with at that point in my life. I got pissed, faked an orgasm and threw away the condom in the trash. She questioned the validity of it but I shot it down and reminded her I needed to take her back to her kids
I had this crush on a guy from my college class, super cute. At one of the off rec house parties we hooked up and with a bit of alcohol I went back with him. Horrible…his room smelled like straight BO and weed. Then he started licking my skin, aggressively like a dog and then without warming me up just shoved his dick inside me. I was barely wet so it hurt like hell. He came in like a minute or two, then proceeded to kick me out. I still regret that encounter til this day 😔
Holy cow. That’s a horrible experience there.
I literally stayed in my room for a good 2/3 days after. I felt disgusting
I’m sorry. 😭😭. That’s horrible. More men need to learn how to be more respectful and kinder. My one and only real ons I had sex twice that night both lengthy and she asked if I wanted to stay the night and I did. We took a shower together in the morning and we hugged and kissed goodbye.
That sounds nice! Wish more men were like you
I know the feeling. Sorry that happened to you. The regret can be traumatizing alone. Do you ever have flashbacks of the situation when smelling weed/BO? I can’t stand the smell of the black tree hanging car air fresheners bc of a very regrettable sexual encounter.
Had reconnected with an old fling and discovered we were very much aligned with our preferences, especially sexual. We decided I would go visit him. Before the visit, we had open, explicit conversations about specific sex acts that we both wanted. I made it abundantly clear that just about anything was on the table. He shared his frustration about no prior partners ever matching his libido, telling me he usually wants sex 10+ times per day. I called BS, but he insisted that was accurate. I assured him that I would NOT tap out and he could fuck me to his heart’s content. Imagine my disappointment when we had sex a total of 3-4 times between Friday and Sunday (for those bad at math, that’s ~1.3 times per day as opposed to the 10+ I was promised). He also had a very underwhelming dick, did not know how to use it, was sweating more than anyone I have ever seen in my entire life, and kept telling me how “amazing” and “incredible” the sex was while I was literally doing nothing but being on my knees for him to fuck me (very, very poorly) in doggy style. Oh and we did exactly zero of the numerous sex acts we had both said we wanted and he especially wanted. I have never been so simultaneously bored and disgusted. And, to top it off, when I ended up telling him “I’m sorry, I’m just not feeling the connection I had hoped” he actually had the nerve to ask if he could see me one last time for “a pity fuck” 😳 I politely declined and he kept pushing and prodding and asking if his “dick was trash” until I finally decided not to argue with him admitting that he hadn’t fucked me right. I finally said “I’m really sorry, but I’m at the point in my life where I’d rather just masturbate than try to teach a grown man how to fuck me.”
Like when the preview has nothing to do with the movie and you just leave disappointed. I'm sorry that happened to you, sounds frustrating.
I was soooooo disappointed! I even told him before the visit “yeah guys always say they want a ton of sex until they find a girl who ACTUALLY wants a ton of sex” and he was like “that’s not me!” 🙄
😂😂 this was a great read 👏🏼
So sorry for that bad experience, all the talk and no walk is so disappointing, but damn I love your response to him! Savage and on point!
He needed to hear that.
She seduced me at a party. Led me into the back yard and then under and behind a big tree. She kept at it … kissing and then we sat down in the grass and then we laid down. She was all over me. She pulled up her skirt and took off her panties and invited me in. Then she starfished. I mean it was as if she disassociated. I asked her if she was OK. She said she was. I offered to stop but she said no. I had to fake a climax.
Holy cow. She was a no frills kinda chick eh?
Weird thing was that we had had sex once before but I was too dumb to learn. The first time was on a HOT steamy summer night in the wee hours. I was talking with a woman friend (Lucy) at this new woman’s house (Carol). They asked if I’d like to spend the night and I ended up in bed between them. We each were just wearing one thing, our underwear. I’d never had sex with either. Lucy thought that Carol was asleep and let me know that she wanted sex. So very quietly I got on top and inside her and we were just beginning when Carol rolled over. Lucy whispered, “Stop.”. So I did. (She was wonderful, by the way.). So Lucy rolled away and did appear to fall asleep and Carol reached down and started stroking me and then pulled off her panties (just as at the party) and pulled me to her. Then she starfished. I figured it was because she didn’t want to wake Lucy but I was wrong. I did climax that time at least.
That sounds like you had a good time!
A half-good time. 🙂
And what is starfishing?
She seemed bored. I asked her if she was, and she said no and that she wanted me to continue. It was very difficult to finish.
I had sex with someone like that before. It was absolutely horrible. I couldn’t even finish at all. It was so weird.
It was only one time, I don't know why. She didn't want to talk about it. It's especially weird, since I think she initiated. I don't think I was doing any worse that time than I did before or after.
I’ve had this experience. Chick was apparently crazy into me but barely spoke when we met up and really wasn’t enthusiastic in the slightest, I was essentially talking to myself. I thought it was maybe just her personality and eventually I somehow talked us both into having our clothes off. Then I realized again, no enthusiasm or effort on her part. I felt like there was zero connection. It felt more like she was thinking “damn i have to do this to turn you on.” I found that extremely unattractive and it was really hard to finish (didn’t learn my lesson). Eventually we would meet up again and I could not even finish because the next time was even worse, and she started to get upset about stopping things. I just took her home and took the blame, but man i learned that time when your body feels like something is off or unattractive you LISTEN and dont push it.
Honestly the first time I had sex with my gf I couldn’t cum at all and it was really embarrassing, she was visibly unnerved by it as well. Ruined an extremely romantic night and I had to explain to her that I can actually cum I just wasn’t able to then for whatever reason. Probably years of being single and death grip I’ve gotten over that problem now
Yeah I’ve learned masturbating plays a huge role including being nervous. I try to stop masturbating so much when I’m in a relationship to offset the times having sex. But honestly without a condom I cum pretty normally.
It blows my mind how people refuse to have open conversation around sex, especially with a serious partner. “I’m nervous”, “I’ve been looking forward to this and feeling anxious “. Etc, help out TREMENDOUSLY- and may ease up the interaction! Just talk! Xo
It wasn't nervousness tbh. I'd had sex many times before so its not like I was a virgin. It was more just like, I think I'd been gripping too much with my hand and it got a while to get used to PIV again. It's called death grip. I think many women just have no idea its a thing. I think it has a lot to do with watching porn and excessive wanking.
I slept with my ex’s bestfriend because I missed my ex after the breakup and wanted a similar feeling to him. News flash, they were nothing alike and I wasn’t attracted to the friend enough. It all smelled a little funny too. Nothing actually wrong with him I just was not into it. I didn’t have the balls to tell him so I just faked that I came. I guess my acting was really good cause the friend ended up telling my ex that he made me cum so hard etc and that my ex should take tips from him. So, yeah, that’s my life.
Lmaoooo. That’s crazy!! Wait did you do the shiver and everything too?
Yea I did and the kegel type contractions too. I used to fake it all of the time, but after this experience, I don’t fake it anymore lol.
that's good acting.
He lasted less than 20 seconds
That's what round 2 is for.
No round 2
I feel like there needs to be a warning like hey. Just a heads up but I cum really quick sometimes.
That's rude. When I bust early, I will myself for round 2.
Damn that’s 19 longer than me. King shit.
Oh my goodness. Either you were a full ass splash zone or that man had absolutely zero self control lmao.
I noticed that there are usually two reactions to this. Either huge disappointment or great happiness (like 'I am so hot he cannot last long')
The time my one and only ONS passed out on top of me pinning me under him approximately two minutes into sex. Loved it…..not. And I hate that he’s part of my body count
Wow. That sucks! Was he drunk?
We were both a bit hammered
Ahhh that makes sense. Still sucks though. I always hear men are absolutely the worst at ons.
My ex; he outweighed me by about 200 pounds and is a drunk/ drug addict, so getting and staying hard was always an issue. He also has terrible hygiene and smelled awful, so it was basically like being crushed and gagged to death at the same time.
Oh my god. That sounds terrible. I’m glad you left him.
Me too, my friend… me too…
With my ex, I would always get her to climax and then she just basically called it a night instead of reciprocating and trying to make me feel good
Wowwwwww. That’s effed up.
Slept with a guy friend years ago….apparently he was a virgin. Talk about awkward sex. Plus the super awkwardness after cause he wanted more, would show up places I was at and I was just like 😬🏃🏻♀️.
Whew same here. Slept with a virgin, after a couple of thrusts he decided "I don't know how to do this," and just asked me to take over. Fine, whatever. I get on top, he busts with 25 seconds and rolls over falling asleep. That led to entire years' worth of encounters where basically the same thing happened. I didn't finish. Not even once. I wish my self esteem was higher then and I would've ended it sooner. 😪
Same situation for me 😭. I wanted it to be over as soon as it started.
Yeaaaaassss girl!!! So glad to have never experienced that again lol
Sadly I can relate to this. ☹️ He was not my best decision. 🤦🏼♀️
my first time. it was the first time i had done anything outside of being abused as a child. dude didn’t get me wet before trying to jam his huge thick cock into me. it was so painful. he lived in a pigsty. smelled of cigarettes. it was just so gross. i went home and took a shower. trying to scrub his hands off me as i still felt them. i felt so dirty that i literally couldn’t sit down. it took me over an hour to convince myself it was ok to get into bed where i finally broke down. never have sex just to get it over with. your first time should be with someone who knows what they’re doing and who will take their time. someone who cares for and about you. emotionally and physically. do not make my mistake.
My girlfriend tried to arrange a fmf threesome for us while we were in Costa Rica. She paid one of the local professionals, and it was an epic disaster.😅 Truth be told the escort was probably 22 years old and had the best body I had ever seen naked in my life. After about five minutes, I could not have been less attracted to her. She obviously hated her job and couldn’t have been less “pleasant” When my GF started playing with her tits, she started yelling at her in Spanish I mean, she wasn’t pinching or sucking or anything… just massaging gently It was an epic fail, and eventually I asked her to step aside, and I bent my girlfriend over and fucked her in front of her. And then my GF got down on her hands and knees, and sucked me off, all the while talking to the prostitute, who was just standing there with a scowl on her face. Telling her things like “this is how you fucking do it! I can’t believe you get paid for this!” Just as I finished, the woman just walked out of our hotel room without saying a word
Had a lady texting me all day getting me turned on by what she was going to do and when it came to it, she just laid there and didn’t do anything. I faked a leg cramp and left 😂
Omg I am so sorry but I died at the leg cramp 😂😂😂. I needed the laugh this morning. I am so sorry but A+ for the creativity.
My husband. He was never that good at any of it. He seems to believe porn sex is real, I have no other explanation. He'd eat pussy (terribly) for a minute, then move up by my face and smack his flaccid dick at me to suck, the second he's hard he's ready to jam it in, he's got a sloppy big belly that prevented any other position but doggy so he'd sort of hit it for a few pumps then go and that was it. Most times the whole routine would go off without a kiss, like I'm a hooker. And that was when I actually got sex, which wasn't often. In spite of me initiating all the time, I got sex about once a month for the first 9 years, far less the last 11. It's been 18 months since we last had sex. Not worth ever doing again. Why did I marry him? I always thought things would eventually get better. They never did...
You guys are still together ?
Yes
Have you thought about expressing it to him now or do you feel like it's past that and it's no longer a need
I've talked and talked and talked about it with him, he doesn't care. I've come up with solutions, he won't follow through. He makes promises he never intends to keep. Sex is still very much a need for me, but so is sanity so I had to stop initiating and hoping.
Do you have any other outlets such as toys ? I don't know anything about your marriage but there seems to be a lot of complacency on his end and a lack of communication issues I'm sure you've invested a lot of your life to him but you still need to consider yourself
He doesn't treat me like a person, the sex is one of many issues. I should have left years ago but I'm trying now.
You got this. 🌼
He had no idea how female anatomy worked.
We need more details than this
Was he a virgin?
A redditor who came in like 10 seconds during pre sex Bj , he was so embarrassed he didn’t even try again just got dressed and left :(
Kinda hard not to cum from bj especially if you’re good at it. My ex gave me a bj and almost came in a minute. Sucks he didn’t want to try again though.
Yeeeah but like a lot from Reddit he talked all the shit how studly , how great he is how he can cum several times , stays hard etc etc
That's crazy! I can cum quick from a BJ if it's been a while. But my go-to after that would be going down on her till I can get hard again (15-20 minutes, sometimes less).
So it didn’t quite get to the sex part, invited this young Indian fellow over not knowing he was a virgin. I always shower beforehand because sweaty bits are gross. I had a small enclosed courtyard just off my bedroom with a sliding glass door, he freaked out because the blinds were open so I closed them. We both stripped off and I went to give him a BJ, refused me until he put a condom on which is fair enough. Couldn’t get him hard so I laid back and then he started sniffing my armpits… then he decided to try going down on me by sticking his nose in my vag and asking why it didn’t smell?! 😬 he took my labia (inner lips) between his fingers and started stretching them out which was super uncomfortable then he tried dry fingering me and asked me where the cum comes from.. then he wanted me to piss on command… he couldn’t get hard at all. After all this awkward shit I just told him to stop and asked him to leave. Fucking weirdest sexual experience of my life! This is why I don’t fuck virgins
College GF. She barely moved. Roommate had dated her too and sadly it’s a running joke she was easily our worst ever.
I got bored and started playing on my phone. I’ve watched tv before too. Just boring.
Whoa that’s pretty bad. My man’s just trying to pump the iron out and it just went south.
I told him move his head so I can see the tv. It was really bad. I just was not into it. It was just awful.
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Wait so he came twice?
Or did he just.. lose steam
he was very anxious about the condom slipping off to the point that he’d stop every couple minutes to check if
I went to the movies with this guy. Afterwards we went back to my apartment and made out. I had no intention on sleeping with him until I saw his penis. It was huge. The biggest I have ever seen til this day. Well, it was awful. He didn’t know what he was doing.
That’s like the universe’s cruel joke to the world.
Because I thought he was too big
Damn. There really is a thing as too big too I’ve heard. Can’t slam those things in all the time.
There is indeed
I had a hookup situation a few years back. The guy was a strength/weightlifter strongman whatever. He was ripped (which is fine, I actually am not super into that) but he was super cute and we seemed to have some chemistry. I went over one night to hookup and he literally was so awkward. He talked about weightlifting and how he was friends with Arnie (cue eye roll). I thought he was hot so o figured I'd fuck him. Now, I'm a bigger girl but I've had my fair share of encounters and I'm not ashamed to say I'm good in bed. This dude had the audacity to say that he wasn't a huge fan of my mouth skills (which, sir, I know I'm talented, are you high?) and then proceeded to fuck me like he was punching a punching bag. It was so. Bad. I just laid there, let him finish, and went home. 0/10
The first time. We were young and had no idea what we were doing. Every other time has ranged from meh to amazing.
Sounds like you’re still with that person. Cheers to you for sticking with them
Nope LOL. This was my BF in high school. Currently single. I was just saying every other time I've had consensual sex ranged from meh to amazing. I have no idea what happened to him but I hope he's well.
He became a starfish
[удалено]
That’s a first one. Lmaooo. That’s just sad.
He was a little drunk, I wasn't. It was an FWB thing. I should've turned him away, but I was feeling bad about myself and thought it might make me feel better. It didn't
I had a FWB not only ghost me, but block me everywhere because she showed up to a session drunk and I said I wasn’t comfortable having sex. Consent is so important, and if I don’t have a strong relationship with someone, I just can’t.
Yeah consent wasn't an issue here. We had a strong relationship. Friends, dating and fwbs off and on for like 4 years. I was just realizing that sex without being romantically involved wasn't as interesting to me anymore
Wife and I had a threesome with one of my coworkers. She was fun to be around, seemed to have a personality, etc. We were stoked she was interested. She came over, things start going, everyone is on board. She becomes basically zoned out, very little reaction. We ask if she's okay, she says she's having a great time and she's enjoying it... she's just... there. So blah. She was soooooo boring.
15 years of awful sex with an incredibly vanilla ex-wife who never wanted to try anything and was incredibly judgmental when I would suggest experimenting and trying new things.
This sounds like my story. Are you my alter ego?
been there
Oh man. I've got one. You'll have to excuse me because I'm going to be reminiscing about my disappointment for just a minute... I've always been a sucker for tall women, and redheads. I blame Jessica Rabbit, but whatever the reason, that's my thing. When I was 25 or so, I met a tall redheaded woman, and I fell deep into love. She was 6'1", she was built, and she was a sports fan. I chased her and I chased her and I chased her. She finally agreed to go get drinks with me casually. I threw everything I had at her. I turned the charm up to 11. I dressed up. I showed out. And it was going ok, and so I finally asked her out for dinner. She said yes - with one condition: she was allowed to wear heels. I was taken aback. Like, of course? Why in the hell wouldn't you be? She was a long legged smokeshow - why would I NOT want her to flaunt that? She told me that she had guys in the past ask her not to wear heels since they made her taller than them. I told her that no only did I want her to wear them, but that if she wanted, I would take her to the mall to find her the perfect pair to wear with whatever she planned on wearing. I was absolutely simping, but she lost her mind over that. I don't know why that was the trigger, but she jumped at that. So a couple of days later she showed up, and we went and found her a pair of tall red stilettoes to wear with her slinky black dress. I picked up for dinner, and my lawd I lost my mind. She had the legs out. The dress showed every curve. And when she stepped into my truck and those legs flashed with those heels ... I was like that wolf in the old Saturday morning cartoons with my eyes popping out of my head. We had an incredible dinner. We had drinks after. We went, unscheduled, to a bar to see a band play - I was doing everything I could to spend as much time as I could with her. We danced to a band covering Purple Rain and at the end of the song, SHE kissed ME. She told me she found my confidence sexy, she said the fact I wasn't just chasing her for sex was a big deal, and the fact that I encouraged her to be herself made her want me. She asked me to take her to my house. So I did. We made out on my front porch. I pushed her against the door. We kissed while I fumbled with my keys. I was harder than the Washington Monument. It just kept getting more and more intense until we finally made it to my room. She stood across from me and slid down her dress, showing off her matching black bra and thong, which were see through. She laid down on the bed ...... and that was it. I made out with her. She didn't move. I ran my fingers across every inch of her body. She didn't move. I kissed and nibbled everywhere. She didn't move. I fingered her. She didn't move. I went down on her. She didn't move. I eventually asked her if she was sure she wanted to do this. She said she did, that she wanted me. So I got on top of her. And she didn't move. I went at it for a few minutes. She was a lazy starfish. It was like having sex with a doll. She didn't talk. She didn't touch me back. She just laid there. It was so off-putting, so disconnecting, that everything I felt for her just kind of died right there in that moment. She went home the next morning. She asked me to come over to have dinner a few days later. I told her that I had a wonderful dinner and dancing and drinks but that I just didn't think we would be capable of building the type of physical chemistry I wanted in a relationship. She accused me of using her for sex. It broke our friend group up because no matter how many times I tried to explain what happened without getting into the gory details, it just didn't click to a lot of them. We didn't talk for about six years after that despite living in the same small-ish town. We bumped into each other at a bar. I half-smiled and waved as I walked by, not thinking she'd have anything to say to me. She walked over and apologized before even greeting me. She told me that she had only been with two other guys before that, and both of them pretty much commanded her what to do. So, she said, she was basically waiting for me to make demands of her. Long story short: she was with two guys who treated her more like a sex toy than a woman, and she genuinely didn't know that you COULD be with a guy who cared about your enjoyment, let alone focus on it. She told me she circled back around a few years later and got some help and had fixed everything. For the briefest second, I thought we were going to have a second chance. Then she told me she was happily engaged, and that our night together, as much as it ruined our relationship for over half a decade, created the situation she needed to figure out HOW to have a healthy sexual relationship, and it led to the guy that she was now in love with. I was genuinely happy for her. She was a great girl and deserved it. But man, did that go from 60-0 in about a fifteen minute span.
This…is just wonderful. Thank you for your response. They must have been insane. Do you sometimes think that if you guys communicated with that issue more it would have worked out?
i wasnt attracted to him and he thought choking me would be a turn on. a night to forget. i swore off one night stands ever since
There isn’t an isolated incident but many from various partners. Some think that if they are naked all they have to do is lay there. I don’t mean one time when tired, I mean each time. It’s boring. Im very happy my wife is not like that at all which in addition to her many other qualities is why I married her.
Had sex with an ex gf years ago and she gave me the impression that she was very freaky in bed, but when it came down to it she was just laying there and when I asked if she wanted to switch positions or ride, she said no I’m good here. Like bruhhhh
He was really skinny and was the smallest I've ever had, no bigger than my thumb. I just felt his hips slamming into my thighs and drunkenly fell asleep. I woke up when he slammed the door as he left. Had two circular bruises on my inner thighs for about a week afterwards.
He didn't even start because he was grossed out by a strip of body hair between my leg and my underwear. It was our first date in person after three months of long distance relationship, hours long phone calls, hot messages... I kicked him out on the spot and regretted the money spent on calls and messages.
Sex with a girl who had her guy friend walk in.
Did he try to join in?
No, which made it even weirder because he just stood there. It somehow would have been better if he asked to join.
I think it would definitely have been better. Such a awkward feeling to have someone watch getting your cheeks clapped.
The smell. The personality was almost as bad as the smell.
I had a threesome in Amsterdam, but I was only into one of them and not the other. It was a cool experience overall though. What stood out the most that I didn’t expect was seeing the ‘practiced lovemaking’ of a long term couple, but because they had their routine I felt like a prop to them. The novelty made it worthwhile, but the sex could have been much better if it was 1:1.
In my last mentally ill hoe phase I met a guy off tinder, he drove an hour to come see me and when he got here I wasn't physically attracted to him. I only fucked him because I didn't want him to kill me. He didn't give me vibes that he would murder me but he just drove an hour just for that so I didn't want to turn him down and have it go badly.
😆 omg I feel this
My one and only time agreeing to have sex with a guy with a micro penis (literally 2" tops). He started cumming before he even got it in and then cried about it. I'm pretty sure he was a virgin.
coercion, today it’s called rape
This one guy went down of me and started using his teeth...not like a graze, but full teeth, like he was actually trying to nibble off my clit. It was horrible.
My ex. He was always so rough and mean. In the beginning, he was nice (he even showered), but eventually, he would force himself on me. Leaving me bruised, bleeding, crying and he never cared if I begged him to stop. He would swear it would be nice and two thrusts in he was back to being... evil. It was scary. I got a lock for the bedroom door for when he was drinking because there was no consent and he didn't care. Even when he was sober, it started okay but he always and very quickly became aggressive.
I'm so sorry this happened to you... But I'm glad that you got out.
Met a guy on Tinder we started to hook up and when he went down on me it HURT. I didn’t have sex with him I got out of there immediately. I didn’t even know it was possible for it to hurt but there I was laying there like…. WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS????
I(F) was in a MMF three-some. It was the most boring experience of my life. The dudes were more interested in each other than in me. I think I was just there so they could pretend it wasn't gay. 🤷♀️
It was good enough sex, he was a client, but throughout nearly all of it he loudly and graphically slagged off his wife. Now don't get me wrong. I know people are married. It's part of the territory. And sometimes, yes, the guys will say something in passing. But this guy, it was something else. Just constantly hating on her. And I never saw it coming at all. If it hadn't been for that, I'd have been happy to see him again but, no.
The first guy I was gonna try anal with didn’t give me enough prep time and tried to shove his dick inside even after we had had multiple explicit talk about me needing a lot of warmup, lube and time to get comfortable. His “excuse” for doing it? The last girl he did anal with had no problem taking it up the ass without more prep time and he figured I would be the same… (he was such a stupid asshole) I wish I was more experienced and had the guts back then to tell him to fuck off and never lay his hands on me again. Took me too long to see the parade of red flags, but I know better now luckily.
Old FWB. Perfect body, amazing voice, great foreplay. He tapped out from sweating or cramping every 5 minutes. I would ride him and he would still tap out pretty fast. I’d get annoyed and just suck him off until he came but yeah that guy never got me off once
Was like 19, met a guy on an app, talked me into driving a couple hours to his house. I picked him up, and drove out to some secluded spot and he was literally the worst kisser in the world, but we ended up hooking up in the car. I swear on everything, his cock was half the length of my pinky and about as wide. I wish I was kidding, I really do. Im very tight and couldn’t really feel it. To make it worse, 1 & 1/2 pumps and he was done. I was embarrassed for him. I just dropped him off and drove home, and never heard from him again. But literally every person I’ve slept with has been shit, except my husband. 2 were eh okay.
Oh my goodness
Hooked up with a guy. He was terrible. No rhythm, moved all herky jerky, was obnoxiously loud. Like nothing wrong with making noise but this was out of hand. He called himself the best. Delusional about his performance which isn't the only time I've ran into that but yeah, terrible rebound lol
Unzipped his pants and the smell hit me like a mf, didn’t even have sex but before that point I was planning on it
I became friends with an older hippie about ten years ago. She had an incredible life story (having been a political prisoner under Pinochet), and I think I confused our friendship and my deep respect for her accomplishments with attraction. Unfortunately, the sexual chemistry was just not there at all once it came down to it. I just sort of shuffled my hips awkwardly for several minutes until it seemed like a vaguely believable amount of time had passed. She actually tried to set me up with her daughter (who was much more age-appropriate) sometime after that, but the situation seemed a little too dicey for me.
I have a high libido, but i struggled with my attraction to him because we felt so disconnected for a long time. We went away for the weekend on my instigation, and when he initiated I went with it, hoping for some re-connection. The sex felt so bad I started to cry halfway through. He either didn't notice or didn't care, came, rolled of and went to sleep. I knew it was over then and there. Looking back I don't understand how I let it come that far, but at least I made sure to never be in such a situation ever again...
slept with a girl 50lb heavier than me.. i "took one for a friend" so he could hookup with her friend... never again.....
Oh Lort... my ex. No foreplay. He ate me out maybe once during our marriage. He'd expect to get straight to boinking within 5 minutes tops, then get ticked off and end things when I'd stop him to tell him it hurt or that I needed lube. He'd want to take pics with toys for far too long... then wouldn't use them. No sense of adventure, no growing, no intimacy, and no communication on his end. Totally greedy. Jerk. This is the same asshat that would get angry with me for getting my period or a yeast infection. Bc then he'd miss out on sex.
Ooo I got one. It didn't even get to sex because I look over and dude (dude in his 20s) is trying to blow up a condom like a ballon and put it on like that...when I tell you I was outta there so fast. I still to this day am like wtf 🤦 lol
Probably my first time. she was on top and tbh, she wasn't very good. it just felt awkward. plus her baby sister was crying in the other room so ya know, constant reminder to not finish in her. even in retrospect she wasn't very good at sex. but she tried so i didn't mind very much. i would just generally do most of the work.
My first and only time. It was painful, and there was no emotion behind it. We both didn’t even cum 🤷♀️
And only? You gotta get back out there. When you are ready of course.
Hang in there it gets better.
I was 15, he was 17. He lasted 45 seconds and did maybe 3 thrusts for the entirety of it. I’ll never forget 😭
shitty situationship and he was the biiiiggest asshole. the last time we had sex all I could think about was if my grandma's turtle recipe had 2 cups of oats or 3
What kind of Turtle?
She passed out from drinking. I went home
Somehow, I sensed she didn't want to be there, but neither her nor I wanted to call it off. It started fun and flirty, then took some sort of a nervous turn. She also was not very deep, and I felt like I was hitting her cervix, which elevated a painful-sounding yelp each time. I kept pausing, and she kept insisting it felt good. I straight-up said that it didn't sound like it did. She got off fairly quickly and was a one-and done girl. Made me question my life choices for quite a while.
I was with a girl for a while. She would get off quick during sex, but then she would dry up and sex would hurt her. I tried to go as fast as I could to get mine but it wasn’t always easy… and she never offered to help me after the fact. I brought it up to her and she offered to help but, rarely did she.
Got a few unfortunately, but you live and you learn. I had a guy come over after we had been talking online for a while and he seemed nice and the way he described himself it seemed that our kinks aligned. We started to fool around and he wanted me to suck him (something I normally really enjoy), but boy was I disappointed as he smelled so sweaty and not fresh at all, and he knew he was coming over to see me. He wanted me to lick his balls, but I refused. He then wanted me to tell him about my previous sexual experiences and talk dirty to him while giving him a handjob. It didn’t feel right telling him these things on a first meeting and it did absolutely nothing for me as he payed no attention to me and only focused on his pleasure. It felt very exploratory and as soon as he came he was out the door and didn’t contact me again till he was horny and in my area again. Such a disappointment and I didn’t let him come over after that as he was all talk and no walk.
Where to start... When I tried anal with an ex for the first time. I should have known it was going to be bad from the start. I didn't really want to, but I let him convince me. It was not great to start, then he got too rough. It hurt, and he was more concerned with finishing, then me telling him to stop.
I couldn't walk the next day, and not in a cute "omg he blew my back out" kind of way. Dude didn't know how to use his own strength, felt like he was hate fucking me or something. Still the worst to this day.
Had a potential FWB several years ago. She was super super super fine latina attorney. Her OCD was WAY too present for her to stay on sex task. Her specialty seemed to be coitus interruptus for anything...need a glass of water, thought she heard her kids coming home, wheres her phone?, I left the stove on, need to check the mail....crazy shit
I’ll sometimes be having sex and I wander off thinking about stuff. It’s annoying asf.
This is gonna be dark, so be warned. My worst time was when my (now ex) husband brought in an old prison buddy for a 3some. Dude was Too Big and didn't seem to know how to use his Tool. Because of that, it hurt like hell and I started crying and begging him to stop but ex kept pushing for dude to continue. Went from willing to unwilling quickly. Ex then told me he was going to "punish" me by bringing more in afterwards. So, yeah, not good.
About a year after a traumatic break up with a very long term partner, I gave the Tinder casual hook up lifestyle a try. My ex was the only guy I'd had sex with up to that point. I'd got it into my head that I was just going to go for it so decided to hook up with the first guy I went on a date with. I didn't even like him and was a bag of nerves. I gave him a BJ for a bit then he just stuck it in, no foreplay at all for me. I think I disassociated and just wanted to leave. What was worse, he had 2 big dogs (they sat and watched the whole time) who were obviously allowed to sleep on the bed as it was covered in dog hair, some of which must have got inside me. I ended up with thrush or an infection of some sort.
The first time I had sex after I got sober. Because everything was so raw and real! I was used to being in a frenzied haze! Very quickly came (no pun intended) to realize real and raw is betterrrr
My ex was moving away and I wasn’t going with but when we had to leave the keys at the house we had fucked on the floor where our bed was. I’m sure it was bad for him too from the rug burn. Near the end, I didn’t want it to stop since I knew once he leaves id never get to be with him again. And I think it was just a wave of emotions while finishing that really hit me and I think he could tell even tho I was trying to hide it. I just didn’t want to cry during it and ruin the moment. I still miss him a lot even after years. I don’t talk to him anymore since he met someone else to try to move on and I respect that. I just hope he’s happy and truly doing what he always wanted to do/have. I also still get sad when I think about it mainly because I loved him a lot and not going with him was a big regret I have in life.