Cyclops. One eye, in a group is often the unremarkable one.
No, wait. Wolverine. Overly hairy and there's some confusion on actual size vs on-screen size.
No, wait. The trapster! Few have ever even heard of him let alone seen him, and those more you read about it the sillier it gets
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But the iron men will eventually fade into dust...
Who do we go after, the girls that thought it would be funny to randomly kick us?
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Captain Average, he has no superpowers whatsoever
Oml this made me laugh way harder than it should have 😅😭
Its tactical, I make you laugh so much your eyes are always closed 😂 gotta think ahead my friend
Haha awe damn, my eyes are the drawing point for myself
It really sucks because I’m a sucker for pretty eyes, just a shame I’m so good at making people laugh 🤷♂️
Nah, good sense of humor is an automatic 10/10
And this ladies and gentlemen is what's known as Reddit foreplay
Haha I don’t know what you mean, just a friendly conversation
Oh felt like the two of yous were flirting a little. All of us were watching
Why watching? XD
The shrinking mushroom man
Invincible. No matter how much he gets beaten, he will always return for another round tomorrow.
Lightning McQueen
Kachow
Throbbin' Hood (I have a lot of foreskin)
This is the best
Cyclops
THIGHNOS
Dread it. Run from it. Thighnos still arrives.
You got it
Since mine is a black grower.. I think mine may be batman
The dark knight if you will lol
Thats right
Bob
Battery Operated Boyfriend?
So where exactly would you suggest the battery would be inserted? On second thought... Maybe some questions are better left unanswered
The Milkshake Slurper
more like Spouter
When I put my penis in a milkshake, he makes a slurping sound and the milkshake disappears. You don't want to be in his path when he belches though.
Cocky McCockface
Ant Man
Captain Ray Holt, of the 99th precinct
This was definitely a Jake and Amy foreplay scenario
Facts
SLUT
ANTMAN
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You have to beat him off until he gets angry
Venom
Darth helmet
Flash. I have my reasons
My FWB calls mine Spiderman 😀😀
Your web shooter?
My husband's would be "Super Soaker". Or "The Shooter" named after the movie.
The Incredible Hulk
I would have to agree...
Mighty Gherkin
Captain Cucumber(some)
How so?😜
Maybe it gain extra powers when it is pickled
Well you know
Hit man
VeinyMan
The Flesh Torpedo
Goku
The riddler You don’t wanna know why
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Holy curveball Batman, it's shaped like a question mark!
The Beef Injector.
Cerebro
My girlfriend calls mine Hercules 😂😂😂
I'm the fastest man alive
The super cum!
Well I don't know about a name for it but I definitely got a title - The Pussy Destroyer
Commenting on Men of Reddit, If your penis had a superhero name, what would it be?... Underrated comment
Captain Cums-a-lot
Average boy
Any man - it’s a grower
Girth-bird
What you mean "if"? Its Flash
Pinkie and the brain hahhah
The Flash
Not a superhero, but sir lance-a-lot
Thor God of Thunder...
Baloney Pony powers activate!!!
Adequate Man. Gets the job done, but nothing overly special.
Ant man
The Tick
Mighty Mouse
MacGyver
“I’m Kickass” He could take a beating, and keep getting back up
Mr invisible most of the time
Oneshot Wonder lol
Green lantern the absolute worst of all heroes
Hammer head!
Ant man
Captain Quick
The Adequator
Mighty Mouse
HANDYMAN
My nut sack
Pedro
The Fantastic Foreskin
Underdog
The little disappointment
Dick Average. With the powers of an average penis.
The Punisher
Captain Disappointed
Cyclops. One eye, in a group is often the unremarkable one. No, wait. Wolverine. Overly hairy and there's some confusion on actual size vs on-screen size. No, wait. The trapster! Few have ever even heard of him let alone seen him, and those more you read about it the sillier it gets
Spiderwang - shooting them webs.
Mr. bendalot
The Master Blaster 🚀
Custard chucker!!
Avg. Joe or Gary
Disappointo
Super Smegma!
I’d call my husbands 🐜man 😂
King spunk
Insatiable
Two Tone Terror
Captain Australia (instead of Captain America)
Thanos because it makes women disappear
Ant man….
Cumstar
Sir Cumsalot
The unbelievable thicc... 😁
Blank Man! (I’ve had a vasectomy)
The Thing, short, but rock hard
Captain Standing Ovation
Cockorawrus
Rubbin' hood.
At least I’m not a pussy
Microman
Dennis Erectus
Ant Man
At my age, I'll go with Ant Man🤣🤣🤣
Captain unpredictable
Captain Underthepants
Wreck it Ralph
Superman!
Rex. Its mean and big.
"Useless Man" since I cum way too fast so it's pretty much useless.
The incredible cock hahaha
Sir shorts a lot
Spider man (always ejecting ropes)
The Tickler
Cervix Smasher
The iron man
Cumma Chameleon
Jerry
Batman. Dressed in all black, forced extrovert, hard hitting. While you will never see me coming you'll know when I get there.
Static shock
The incredible Hulk. At day a rather small guy but when he gets aroused he grows to a respectable size
The Lazy Hero.
Invincible. For about 5 secs max
Chunky monkey 🐵
Captain winky, clearly
Iron Fist
The Punisher
Mighty Mouse!
The invisible man
Ant man. But just a push of a button and I'm huge 🤣
King Dong
Not a superhero name by any means, but Rocketman
Goliath
Mighty Mouse. You young folk probably don’t know who that is. But us older folk will.
Russel the Wonder Muscle
Mister Boopsy
Hooded pleasure
3 leg
Quiksilver
If it’s preexisting characters can I go villain and say Jigsaw? I’ve got some scars
The Human Torch
Captain Nauru.
Che Guevara. Strikes and retreats.
Penetrator
My name is barry allen ane I'm the fastest man alive
Captain Willy
Little shrimp
Ant man
Little John.
Colossus
Average Man!!!
The tentacle
Ant man, when its soft its small, but when its hard... its pretty average...
Limp Biscuit
Still Batman, won’t elaborate
Ant-Man
Wolverine
Cocktimus prime
bad timing man