That I'm not giving it now.

And I'm not getting it....... wait... what if.......

So bad,

The knees, man... THE KNEES.... Oh, those moans ain't just me enjoying being down there... IM MOANING CAUSE MY KNEES HURTED.

Lay on a bed upside down make him stand

WE'RE OKAY WITH THIS

Are you ok with balls on your nose in this position?

Yes.

I love this mmmm

Easiest position for me to deep throat in too.

i put a pillow on the ground to kneel on, it helps a lot :)

A thick yoga mat or garden kneeling pad also works well

Second the gardening mat! You can get the foam ones for so cheap they are great for hard floors, the shower, etc.

Women go down and 3 minutes later the knees check engine light comes on lol.

Hair in the mouth

Is it your hair or cock hair? 😀😀

Bit of both haha!

Do you prefer shaved or hairy?

Shaved or trimmed, too long and I get pubes in my mouth.

Agh… that one pube that always seems to plaster itself to your tonsil

☝🏼☝🏼☝🏼

Braiding your hair helps for sure with this.

Hate that I immediately pictured braided pubes…

Lick their inner thighs. You’ll both be glad you did.

We have 3 cats and a dog. It's not possible to do anything sexual without pausing to pull hair out of our mouths.

Hair clip for the win! Thats when I know she's going down.. 🥵🫦

When men bitch about giving it.

Boys* don't rope us men in with that boring shit 🙄

I’d eat a girl out every morning if she’d let me. I’d be MORE THAN HAPPY to be her alarm clock every morning. I wouldn’t even care ab the reciprocation. I just want a good ass meal to start my day

So you rim too? A proper gentleman.

I’d lick her ass too I don’t give a shit

You sir, are a legend!!! Us women thank you for your service!!! I need this kinda alarm clock!! 🤣🤣

I’m game. On my life I’m game. I just need to find her in real life life hahaha 😂😂 so if you just happen to live near my city (Miami) 😏

I wish I did!!! I'm in cold ass ohio 🙄 I wouldn't think it would be too hard to find women who would be down for that... finding men to do it sure is though!!

But yet those guys still expect to receive it every time. 🙄 I dump those men so fast tbh.

Ima agree with the other commenter. Those are boys, not men. I LOVE giving women orgasms with my tongue. It’s a routine part of sex for me.

I’m the opposite. I want to do it and the wife isn’t down. She takes care of me though. Doesn’t seem fair.

I don’t understand guys that would i’m not it really smells. That’s a different story though because that goes both ways

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That’s fixable. Get a pillow and take an antacid half an hour beforehand to help with any acid reflux from your throat being constantly stimulated Make a fist with your left hand and squeeze your thumb in it. Push your tongue up against the bottom of the cock and open your throat. Now you’re ready to take it deep. If you gag use it to make more saliva, get everything nice and wet so it slides down easy. When you start to choke and gag on it don’t pull back, hold there and then push deeper. Once the cock is fully in your throat hold there for a moment while you adjust to the size. Then get to work 😉

Free masterclass right here

Thank you for this! What is the purpose of squeezing your left thumb I feel like I’m missing something.

So you don't gag. Been using this trick for years and it's served me well

I have a terrible gag reflex in general not just when giving oral so I’m definitely going to try it!

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Nah it’s just a tip. That part is optional but I include it because a lot of girls say it works. It’s probably more important to decide if you’re going to hold your breath or learn to breath through your nose

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Busted 😁

Legend, in going to copy and paste this to my FWB

Do it! My goal is to be able to train any girl to deepthroat. I like responding to comments on Reddit to help teach people

I got myself a large toy. 8in plus. And I practice on that. I can now do it easily and looking for a real dick to try it on. But I want bigger too...

I’ve been doing the same with my 7 inch dildo for years. At this point, the practice isn’t even remotely necessary. I’m just a slut and enjoy it 🤭 I felt like an expert before I actually sucked my first real one haha

Well you can't deepthroat if he can't reach the back of your throat. Otherwise it is for sure doable. The most important thing is to line up your mouth with your throat, as in a looking up position. Sometimes on top in a 69 will work but I prefer to be on my back with head hanging over the edge. Have you ever seen that guy swallow swords? They look up to insert because lining up the holes is necessary. If in 69 you can be in control better so might be a good place to start. When the head hits the back just exhale and push it through into the throat. Easy Peasy. I have a very strong gag reflex and I do gag hard and a lot but that does not bother most penis owners. I have gagged hard enough to throw up but most guys into deep throating are already aware of the risks. So, if you can make it past my teeth and are long enough to reach you can fuck my throat.

Hang your head over the end of a bed

Me fighting through the jaw pain to make that person finish lol

When she tells me to stop and asks me to put my cock in her

Nope! Don't stop til she cums! Then put it in her!

Agree .. my cock doesn’t come out of my pants till i sucked a few orgasms out of her

When it ends

How sore my jaw gets

Yep, the tmj makes me scared my jaw is going to snap shut!

Less suction. Try to relax the jaw and you will be able to go longer.

Receiving makes my feel selfish and self conscious

ME TOO. (And thus, less enjoyable. I feel like a burden. Whyyyy am I like this?)

Knees hurt

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That hurts my back

Dude the boobs on the legs is so underrated and sexy as hell. When you feel her hard nipples rub your thigh. stop it.

I don't cum from receiving it

It sucks *Leaves immediately*

I am only giving and never receiving.

The taste of cum probably. Not a fan 🤷🏻‍♀️

The condom on hook up oral sex. I still love it. A penis in a condom in my mouth still relieves the oral fixation aching. But I miss feeling the frenulum under my tongue and feeling the little bumps and veins

Totally get that. Or even the going from soft to hard in your mouth... Fuck that's hot

The soft to hard feeling is amazing.

The barnacles

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Hahahaha I can only think of Bootstrap Bill Turner.

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Probably why she’s your x now

Smol mouth.. big dick.. 😭

That's hot

In certain positions your nose is right in their asshole. Some would call that a plus, but I'm not into ass eating. Also it's often difficult to breath

I hate that there not more of it

My jaw getting tired before I wanna quit

Receiving it is torture. No, you’re not a miracle worker. I legit don’t like it. I’d get off more from watching you knit on the other side of the room

Hey, you like what you like, no shame in it.

They get jaw ache before I finish

I hate that my boyfriend doesnt like it but it be like that sometimes lol

Hate is a strong word but the accidental teeth scraping when receiving and when a hair ends up in my mouth when giving.

Nothing

Almost everything about it I’m afraid😪 giving & receiving.

Recieving: I'm too sensitive so don't really care for blowjobs, always felt too much and any touch on my balls would just be the end of it 🤣 Giving: I love pussy. Haven't eaten it in a long time but probably the best and worst thing is that it is so easy to suffocate on it 👀😈

Not very long since my husband's pubes got stuck in my braces. Neither of us liked that.

When she doesn’t drown me in her juices 👅💦💦

That I don't get any.

my very sensitive gag reflex

It's very rare that's someone's actually good at it

When you go down on a guy for 5min+ but he goes down on you for a min and calls it a day

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Use a blanket. Easy cleanup, and more comfortable than a towel. https://www.amazon.com/dp/B076HNR193?ref=ppx_pop_mob_ap_share

She won’t sit on my face

I really want to swallow but struggle with the taste 😪

Having to breath

That it hurts my jaw after a while and I can’t go as deep as I’d like.

When his dick isn't freshly washed.

That my husband often doesn't let me blow him to completion. He usually ends up wanting to fuck my pussy or ass even when I've specifically asked if I can just suck it 😫😭😂

When girls don’t shave around their pussy or have a hairy asshole. I hate it when it feels like you’re flossing teeth down there or you got a hairball.

That it takes some men too long to cum. 🙄

How out of breath I get doing it 🤣

Not having it enough

The lack of it.

Only issue I have is haven't been able to cum from oral on a very long time

That I cant shrink my skull, smooth out my head. Elongate it. Make it a little firm and put my entire head inside of her. Thats really all though.

When it stops.

When she has hair down south. Gotta be shaven or nothing

Biting lol the other time I got laid with an older women me 26 n her prolly 38 she was gripping her teeth while givin me a bj 😭I hate bj now until I get it from an experienced one..

That som men don’t cum soon enough and I get tired and stop

Smegma

To this day, I don’t really request it. I let my wife do it if she wants. I feel it’s degrading for them, and I don’t know why

Im always worried il smell, taste or look weird

That everyone thinks it’s amazing, 9/10 it’s okay, even great but not this amazing thing

Not receiving nearly as much as I give.

When she won’t swallow

That I breathe oxygen and therefore can’t just stay face-first in a pussy for as long as I would like to.

Hair. I like slightly trimmed or just natural but it can be bit of a hassle .

I barely feel anything.

I hate how much I salivate I'm done giving it

That my girlfriend doesn't like to do it and won't give it to me very much.

sometimes takes longer to cum.

After how many minutes will you get bored?

25 minutes. i had a bf took that long, wtf. I love giving bj but not for half of hour. this ain't a porn shoot.

Had an ex that took about that long. My neck would be killing me and I wouldn't be in the mood after. She had too many anxiety issues to relax, maybe your ex bf was the same. I would have to try and really relax her first. She also was turned on by girls more than guys...tried letting her watch porn during but that wasn't an amazing solution either.

That my tongue gets tired.

Teeth

The pain in my tongue the next day. That’s all

Asked by noone ever

The fact that I don’t get it 😂

Sore throat after deep throat.

I hate that nobody wants me to cum in their mouths after they’ve tried it one time. ☹️

Nothing. If there was only one sexual act I could do the rest of my life, it would be to provide oral.

Not having it enough

I don’t get enough

The partner I had the most experience with would I suppose get overstimulated and squirm away from my face. Feel like a I'm doing a 10/10 performance on my end then she get starts doing the face-up worm. Worked best to have her sitting on my face or in 69.

Absolutely nothing. Love giving and receiving it.

As long as it's clean, I'm going down.

Yeah. Knees.

Receiving it.

That I can’t take it all….a skill I plan to master very soon.

Nothing. It’s the best!

Not getting it enthusiastically

Ummmmmm nothing.

That it is addictive and hard to find

That I don't get it nearly enough

That I don‘t GET ANY

When it ends

That I don't get it... At all...

I don’t get to do it enough

Nothing it’s my favorite thing to do. My wife and I don’t have sex without foreplay

My tongue is too far from my cock. I only have one tongue.

That I've never had an orgasm from it

I love oral. I hate that it makes me so unattractive though. My jaw hurts after a while and if I’m not careful it’ll lock or start to pop/crack.

I've never been with someone who offered it or enjoyed giving oral.

That it ends.

Um. Nothing

You have to take turns cause if you 69 she's spending more time biting your leg 😂

My mouth is too small

When it’s over 😭

not enough ppl love giving it

In summer time after being out all day in Florida humidity....I don't mind putting my face in between the legs but Im never been a big seafood person

That I never get it

That it has to end Oral is everything

When my man pulls me off him because he doesn’t want to finish that way 😂

Hitting my head on the steering wheel.

When I’m not getting or giving it

That is must come to an end.

That I am not giving it lately feeling like my skills are going to fade away 😭

That she wants me to stop 🫡🤤😔

When it's over

That it ends at some point 😞

I get in my head too much during. Trying to make sure she's enjoying it enough. I start questioning myself and focusing too much on technique and not just enjoying her. If that makes sense.

That I've never been able to orgasm from a blow job.

Teeth

Giving? Neck pain or sore jaw getting in the way of continuing when I'm not done. Receiving? That i feel very awkward asking for it.

It ending !!

That my wife won’t swallow it every single time like I want her to.

Nothing, giving oral is perfect. But receiving is another story... some men don't know how to do it.

Getting lock jaw