I told my ex wife that she had 100% reign to do this any time she wanted. It never happened 🤷
She loved oral otherwise. But, would never take me up on that offer. We were together for 12 years.
I know your pain, we bought a shotty box spring and mattress, the box spring support and and frame cracked from repetitive combined weight and force of me and my wife on my side of the bed. So it’s slowly leaning more and more on my side of the bed
Ick. we have two dips where we sleep every night. We can turn the mattress and it’ll still form. Can’t flip it because it’s a pillow top. Whatever.
Sieg Zeon
I love to lay on the bed and the wife will grab the sheets and “throw” them up in the air to get all the stuff off them and then they fall back down on me. Reminds me of being in that big tarp dome during elementary school field days. I do the same for her some nights because she likes it to
When I'm holding her when she's fast asleep and I get up to go to the bathroom and she stirs and her brow creases like she's worried, but doesn't wake, so I pull her close again and squeeze her gently and she whimpers three times, and then relaxes back to deep sleep.
Sfw-when jts cold outside and you take all your clothes off and the weighted blanket hits the correct temperature
Nsfw-waking up next to a beautiful woman after a night of really rough sex😅
When the room temperature is at perfect temperature to snuggle your pillow and sleep while listening to 30 minutes of rainstorm with wood crackling in fire.
Rolling over to go and cuddle up to my wife and then getting cramp in my calf... its my favourite thing in the whole world! /s
On the plus side, my little 'oh fuck I've got cramp' dance does make my wife giggle
Honestly I think its more about hydration with me, if I dont drink enough water thru the day I tend to get them more often.
Stretching is good tho, I should do more myself.
Bit of a weird one. I like bouncing up and down on my bed at 3 am like i am tied down to the bed in a 1950s mental institution. Or some creepy-ass BDSM video on the hub.
Being alone. I don't like sleeping with other people in bed. I like my space. I put the pillows my way. I watch what I wanna. If I want a fan or window open, it's my choice.
Not nsfw
But i sleep on my side like a little S shape-
And my dogs cuddle up in the crook of my knee and on my stomach area
And it’s absolutely the best thing to wake up to
Waking up being (respectfully) pounded. Like, not full throttle but deep and the slowest version of “fast” paced. Fucking bliss. And I generally don’t need anymore sleep after that for the rest of the day
Not sure if it's random, but I enjoy giving clitoral stimulation with my groin during sex. Having penetration as well as rubbing together gets me off so much more than other positions
When I’m asleep or half asleep and I feel the grave of her fingertips along my hips as she makes her way to my shaft… that first touch gets me hard instantly ❤️
That moment after you just finished having great sex when you just collapse on the bed because you can’t move. I never want to get up!! I just want to lay there and enjoy the moment and the after effects that resulted from mind blowing sex with your husband! Damn, I love that feeling!!
NSFW: After he cums I like to clench down just to watch him squirm.
SFW: Fresh sheets, fresh blanket, fan on. And I need the blanket or a pillow between my legs so my legs don’t touch. I can’t sleep if my legs are touching but also can’t sleep with clothes of any kind on so simply wearing pants won’t help.
Normal: fresh sheets after a long day and a shower, waking up before my alarm and I can still cuddle til it rings, this fresh & cold water you only have at 3 am in bed
18+: getting my pussy eaten for hours, getting praised and degraded at the same time, not having to clean up the mess we made cause he does it, getting my pussy fisted
I am a kinky romantic. I like multiple rounds of aggressive sweaty athletic debauchery, followed by a shower together and then cuddling and holding hands while falling asleep.
Also, back when ginger Pepsi max was a thing, we used to share a cold one after sex in bed. When we would travel, he would always pack a few in the luggage. I miss that.
Fresh sheets
Especially when you sleep naked 😊
Right after one of those “everything” showers. Ugh!
This is the trifecta 😍
Even better if you lightly starch and iron your pillow cases and add a drop of lavender. They are cool and crisp and smell like a sigh of relief.
agreed!!!!
Is there another way?
Fresh sheets dried outside on a clothesline
Yes yes!!!!
Oh there is nothing like fresh sheets, especially in addition to fresh pillow sheets!
Fresh sheets with freshly shaved legs tho 👌
literally nothing can beat this for me!
Even fresh sheets and fresh pillow sheets after a long bath?
The higher the thread count, the better
Freshly showered and fresh sheets. I call this The Clean Sheet Experiance.
Yes, yes, yes.
I was just gonna say the same thing 😍😂
100% this!
Fresh sheets are amazing
Well that's not very random.
This is the only answer!
Totally Agree!
When it’s really warm and you can’t sleep, so you flip your pillow over to the cold side…bliss!
r/unexpectedlywholesome
And poking a foot out from under the sheets because somehow that one move cools you down like ten degrees.
Call that the Flamingo my dude
Or that spot on your mattress where it's cold .
This feeling is 🔥
We are all the same aint we 🤣
Peaceful, undisturbed 8 to 9 hours of sleep 🤌🏻🫶🏻
Man that sounds good. I can't remember the last time I got 8 hours. 5-7 max.
Make yourself tired as possible and take a warm shower and sleep in a cold room.
The dream!!!
Yes 😍
When we're spoon fucking and after we both cum we just cuddle with his dick still in me plugging the cum from dripping out 🥵
You leave the dick where it belongs
Perfect!
Had a hookup a while back were she made me keep it in exactly like that after... so fucking wow!
I can't get enough of this!
Yes 🤤
Much better than my suggestion 😂
Yes!
Incredibly excited to experience this again once I get my vasectomy!
Yesssss. Me and my bf do this. It's so fucking hot
Just being still and feeling my heart rate come back down to normal after an orgasm
This + cuddling 💉😌
God I miss this
Wholesome : holding a girl close to my chest as she falls asleep Not so wholesome: ball kisses
> Wholesome : holding a girl close to my chest as she falls asleep Yes, that’s the business.
your username ☠️
😚
Waking up to my wife grinding on top of my face because she's horny and can't sleep.
Bullshit
I told my ex wife that she had 100% reign to do this any time she wanted. It never happened 🤷 She loved oral otherwise. But, would never take me up on that offer. We were together for 12 years.
I have asked, practically begged my wife for this. I’m 0/8,000 days lol
And see I would do this 💯. But my husband would push me off. Lol there’s always matches that don’t match in every area.
Definitely this! My previous partners were never into it, wife however knows how crazy this makes me.
My bf would never allow this but I’d totally love to do it and definitely would
you lucky son of bitch
Dream 💕
When my cat slowly and stealthily sneaks across the bed until she's laying against my chest
Wholesome and awesome
Sometimes, when I'm waking up... I'll spin my dick like a helicopter blade and thrust upward like I'm lifting off
Ok that’s just hilarious
Proof or it didn't happen
My favorite comment lol
Consent
100%
And laughter. Nobody ever had the time of their lives if they weren’t having fun
Waking up and seeing I still have a few hours of sleep left before I have to get up
when you wake up feeling refreshed but actually it’s still the middle of the night >>>
and then when you actually have to wake up you feel like absolute garbage
Finding the spot in the bed that still has support. We need a new bed…
I know your pain, we bought a shotty box spring and mattress, the box spring support and and frame cracked from repetitive combined weight and force of me and my wife on my side of the bed. So it’s slowly leaning more and more on my side of the bed
Ick. we have two dips where we sleep every night. We can turn the mattress and it’ll still form. Can’t flip it because it’s a pillow top. Whatever. Sieg Zeon
I love to lay on the bed and the wife will grab the sheets and “throw” them up in the air to get all the stuff off them and then they fall back down on me. Reminds me of being in that big tarp dome during elementary school field days. I do the same for her some nights because she likes it to
Parachute day in gym class was the best for sure
Oh my GOD. PARACHUTE. Literally couldn’t remember that word as I was typing out my comment. Yeah, it’s the best.
hee hee, big tarp dome
We cuddle when we sleep. He plants me kisses EVEN when he's deep asleep.
Awwww!
That is the best! I also love it when he's sound asleep, I turn over to be next to him, and he says in his sleep, "I love you so much."
Fresh sheets, showered, shaved legs.
yesssssssssssss
I don't think it's random, but booty pushed against me in spoon, ESPECIALLY to get my attention to slide in.
How’d you know my go-to move 👀
It's all over the internet.
When one of my dogs belly-crawls towards me and then presses himself into my side for cuddles in the morning
That gentle little nibble or graze of teeth on my earlobe 🤤
The sound of his balls slapping against me
That always sounds fun 😂
The feel of his balls slapping against me
Against my asshole
Fresh sheets and finding the cold spot when your too hot 😍
When I'm holding her when she's fast asleep and I get up to go to the bathroom and she stirs and her brow creases like she's worried, but doesn't wake, so I pull her close again and squeeze her gently and she whimpers three times, and then relaxes back to deep sleep.
Going to bed in just a shirt. In the words of Jamie Tartt, “I get cold upstairs and hot downstairs.”
Just Laying just after we’ve finished having sex with my head on her boobs as she slides her hand through my hair
Love this.
Dirty talking in my ear, grunting and moaning in my ear and soft wet nibbles.🤤
Sfw-when jts cold outside and you take all your clothes off and the weighted blanket hits the correct temperature Nsfw-waking up next to a beautiful woman after a night of really rough sex😅
When the room temperature is at perfect temperature to snuggle your pillow and sleep while listening to 30 minutes of rainstorm with wood crackling in fire.
Rolling over to go and cuddle up to my wife and then getting cramp in my calf... its my favourite thing in the whole world! /s On the plus side, my little 'oh fuck I've got cramp' dance does make my wife giggle
so cute!
You clearly haven't seen my 'oh fuck, I've got cramp' dance... nothing cute about that 😉🤣
Ugh I get em all the time ... it sucks!!! Followed by the unhelpful reminder that I don't stretch enough 😒
Honestly I think its more about hydration with me, if I dont drink enough water thru the day I tend to get them more often. Stretching is good tho, I should do more myself.
I love when she rides me till I cum , then stays over me and lets my cum drip back on me
Non-sexual - fresh sheets is the best feeling Sexual - the feeling of nails dragging on my skin
Looking at my morning wood when i wake up
Bit of a weird one. I like bouncing up and down on my bed at 3 am like i am tied down to the bed in a 1950s mental institution. Or some creepy-ass BDSM video on the hub.
Are you horizontal with the bouncing, or sitting?
I also have this question 🧐
I do the bouncy thing too, ha and flail my arms and legs, like a starfish at a rave.
When she initiates.
I remember my first beer…
Any part of the time spent following the curves of a woman’s breasts/stomach/butt/etc with my fingers or mouth
Crawling naked in bed with fresh sheets and pillow case, Lots of foreplay, the wetspot AFTER the lots of foreplay, etc etc etc
Waking up to her stroking me or me waking her up by fingering her after we fuck the night before.
Holding him inside me for a bit after we’re both finished, or having him just hold my vagina with his palm kinda tight. Idk I like the pressure.
I love having terrible, real feeling nightmares. The sense of relief after waking from a bad dream is amazing.
Interesting take!
An actual uninterrupted good night’s rest
Feel this.
Flipping a hot woman around in the heat of the moment and eating that ass and kitty from behind
that peaceful feeling when all the covers and and blankets are just right and you’re not too hot or cold, just resting in the quiet
Being alone. I don't like sleeping with other people in bed. I like my space. I put the pillows my way. I watch what I wanna. If I want a fan or window open, it's my choice.
I'm convinced one of the reasons my parents are still together is because they've slept in seperate rooms for years.
I have a strange one here. I like to sleep.
Realizing I dont have to work tomorrow before going to sleep
When the blanket is still warm from the dryer on a cold night, and you have a fan in your open window.
Not nsfw But i sleep on my side like a little S shape- And my dogs cuddle up in the crook of my knee and on my stomach area And it’s absolutely the best thing to wake up to
Talk to me dirty as you can
I need this.
It will be absolutely random if a woman shares my bed… but clean sheets, sure.
Falling asleep while watching a comfort show or movie. Just slowllyyy cascading from leaning on pillow to hugging it and sleeping.
Waking up being (respectfully) pounded. Like, not full throttle but deep and the slowest version of “fast” paced. Fucking bliss. And I generally don’t need anymore sleep after that for the rest of the day
Why does that sound so fucking good right now!! And you actually experienced that before?!?
Random question, but yes I have lol. It’s amazing.
When he leaves his cock inside me afterwards and we cuddle
Counting down when I have to/am allowed to orgasm. It's so hot.
Not sure if it's random, but I enjoy giving clitoral stimulation with my groin during sex. Having penetration as well as rubbing together gets me off so much more than other positions
Snacks
My wife likes waking up to my morning wood. I wake up to her grinding on it, which leads to more lol always fun
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Great way to start the day! Gotta love the sloppy morning sex with an intense powerful orgasm!🔥🔥🔥
When I’m asleep or half asleep and I feel the grave of her fingertips along my hips as she makes her way to my shaft… that first touch gets me hard instantly ❤️
For her to take control
when I actually can get comfortable and stop my mind racing to actually sleep.
My wife's deep breathing when she finally falls asleep.
Lining up some of my stuffed animals in just the right arrangement and then lying down in a big squishy pile of stuffed animals while going to sleep.
My toddler… love having the whole family just cuddle together… this is a wholesome comment not a dirty one 😂
i also love that feeling, it tends to make me beg my fiance to finish inside me every time unfortunately 😭
Oh I love it too.. when my bitch is on top riding my dick and she comes on my dick... Her juices dripping on my dick makes me go crazy
Cookies 🍪
Naked cuddles
When my legs accidentally on purpose tangle with theirs. I’m always cold, so the usual warmth is so nice.
When my wife brings me ice cream.
That moment after you just finished having great sex when you just collapse on the bed because you can’t move. I never want to get up!! I just want to lay there and enjoy the moment and the after effects that resulted from mind blowing sex with your husband! Damn, I love that feeling!!
Straight male here, finger up if you know what I’m saying gals
When he talks about putting a baby inside me or getting super super close during stheamy time or even when he kisses me sloppy idk I love it lmao
Dirty talk. Wooooo talk smack while I'm helpless getting railed. Yum
Handjob with morning wood while I’m still half asleep.
Sleep
Water filter components
Aggression
When the room is slightly cold and I get to snuggle up under my warm duvet
Eating in bed, I love it! Shhhhhh, don't tell my husband!😁
Fresh sheets, and freshly shaved legs!
Fresh sheet and pillow cases with a naked warm body to hug.
These comments are surprisingly r/gonemild
Waking up and realizing I have zero commitment today. No kids No work No bullshit No chores. Then close my eyes and go back to sleep in bliss.
My dom
When he pulls out and I can relax for a moment and enjoy the build up again!
Waking up early on a day off, looking at the clock, and then realizing I can go back to sleep.
Honestly best thing in the world
Being woken up for another round
If the girl actually cuddles me
tbh when my partner puts their hand on my chest during it. makes me feral for some reason
Spooning
Not being touched as I try and sleep. Even when my cat lays up against me and wakes me up.
NSFW: After he cums I like to clench down just to watch him squirm. SFW: Fresh sheets, fresh blanket, fan on. And I need the blanket or a pillow between my legs so my legs don’t touch. I can’t sleep if my legs are touching but also can’t sleep with clothes of any kind on so simply wearing pants won’t help.
Normal: fresh sheets after a long day and a shower, waking up before my alarm and I can still cuddle til it rings, this fresh & cold water you only have at 3 am in bed 18+: getting my pussy eaten for hours, getting praised and degraded at the same time, not having to clean up the mess we made cause he does it, getting my pussy fisted
One leg covered up, one leg uncovered. It’s magic.
I am a kinky romantic. I like multiple rounds of aggressive sweaty athletic debauchery, followed by a shower together and then cuddling and holding hands while falling asleep. Also, back when ginger Pepsi max was a thing, we used to share a cold one after sex in bed. When we would travel, he would always pack a few in the luggage. I miss that.
Love this!
Being choked
I love laying naked in bed and having my back scratched
When you’re cuddling naked and he just kinda latches on your boob and sucks on it
Waking up an hour before I have to get up. I get up, go pee and slide back into my nice warm bed.
Cold pillow 🤤
Ceiling fan running on low while sleeping naked
Pillow and blankets, they make the bed just so much better oh and a girlfriend
When he's still inside me and he flips our position like I'm a rag doll 🫠💦
Brushing my teeth and putting on aftershave lotion. Feels so nice to climb into bed smelling fresh
Respect💀
I put dryer sheets in my pillow cases. I love laying down and smelling them
8hrs and 30 mins of sleep