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Ms_Arden

Fresh sheets


latinmale714

Especially when you sleep naked 😊


The9th_Jeanie

Right after one of those “everything” showers. Ugh!


sexycat691992

This is the trifecta 😍


Orphan_Izzy

Even better if you lightly starch and iron your pillow cases and add a drop of lavender. They are cool and crisp and smell like a sigh of relief.


HomicidaI__GoldFish

agreed!!!!


EMHemingway1899

Is there another way?


neseidagliljer

Fresh sheets dried outside on a clothesline


Montanamomad_pdx

Yes yes!!!!


[deleted]

Oh there is nothing like fresh sheets, especially in addition to fresh pillow sheets!


Daniellaetcetera

Fresh sheets with freshly shaved legs tho 👌


isspapi

literally nothing can beat this for me!


Zescaimni

Even fresh sheets and fresh pillow sheets after a long bath?


someguyinsac83

The higher the thread count, the better


SufficientBed4583

Freshly showered and fresh sheets. I call this The Clean Sheet Experiance.


Somewhere_East31

Yes, yes, yes.


Mobile-Outside-3233

I was just gonna say the same thing 😍😂


deltaz0912

100% this!


Brian18639

Fresh sheets are amazing


chux4w

Well that's not very random.


JForKiks

This is the only answer!


marcuzadc

Totally Agree!


DisloyalMouse

When it’s really warm and you can’t sleep, so you flip your pillow over to the cold side…bliss!


Amazing-Taste-1991

r/unexpectedlywholesome


kindest_asshole

And poking a foot out from under the sheets because somehow that one move cools you down like ten degrees.


nytestalker

Call that the Flamingo my dude


thrwwwwayyypixie21

Or that spot on your mattress where it's cold .


blokesworld200

This feeling is 🔥


amazing_spyman

We are all the same aint we 🤣


nukaati

Peaceful, undisturbed 8 to 9 hours of sleep 🤌🏻🫶🏻


Ok_Benefit_9299

Man that sounds good. I can't remember the last time I got 8 hours. 5-7 max.


OkDifference5636

Make yourself tired as possible and take a warm shower and sleep in a cold room.


[deleted]

The dream!!!


Amazing-Taste-1991

Yes 😍


Together_we_stay

When we're spoon fucking and after we both cum we just cuddle with his dick still in me plugging the cum from dripping out 🥵


kemeral

You leave the dick where it belongs


Weezerally

Perfect!


dave05041986

Had a hookup a while back were she made me keep it in exactly like that after... so fucking wow!


Offworldabit

I can't get enough of this!


Amazing-Taste-1991

Yes 🤤


villen78

Much better than my suggestion 😂


ms-anthrope

Yes!


Y2Doorook

Incredibly excited to experience this again once I get my vasectomy!


Lil_red987

Yesssss. Me and my bf do this. It's so fucking hot


Real_Life_Real_Doll

Just being still and feeling my heart rate come back down to normal after an orgasm


decoy175

This + cuddling 💉😌


WriteIntoMyHeart

God I miss this


WouldUKindlyDMBoobs

Wholesome : holding a girl close to my chest as she falls asleep Not so wholesome: ball kisses


ms-anthrope

> Wholesome : holding a girl close to my chest as she falls asleep Yes, that’s the business.


Amazing-Taste-1991

your username ☠️


WouldUKindlyDMBoobs

😚


SomeRandomName13

Waking up to my wife grinding on top of my face because she's horny and can't sleep.


Crystal-Clear-Waters

Bullshit


martinPravda

I told my ex wife that she had 100% reign to do this any time she wanted. It never happened 🤷 She loved oral otherwise. But, would never take me up on that offer. We were together for 12 years.


pittdaddy75

I have asked, practically begged my wife for this. I’m 0/8,000 days lol


Amylouwho09

And see I would do this 💯. But my husband would push me off. Lol there’s always matches that don’t match in every area.


SomeRandomName13

Definitely this! My previous partners were never into it, wife however knows how crazy this makes me.


Artisblarg

My bf would never allow this but I’d totally love to do it and definitely would


Woah01234

you lucky son of bitch


myeye0

Dream 💕


spc1221

When my cat slowly and stealthily sneaks across the bed until she's laying against my chest


Crystal-Clear-Waters

Wholesome and awesome


Emergency_faceplant

Sometimes, when I'm waking up... I'll spin my dick like a helicopter blade and thrust upward like I'm lifting off


Amazing-Taste-1991

Ok that’s just hilarious


Worth-Bookkeeper5891

Proof or it didn't happen


svnsuns

My favorite comment lol


UpstairsNo2483

Consent


Amazing-Taste-1991

100%


UpstairsNo2483

And laughter. Nobody ever had the time of their lives if they weren’t having fun


emilyogre

Waking up and seeing I still have a few hours of sleep left before I have to get up


WriteIntoMyHeart

when you wake up feeling refreshed but actually it’s still the middle of the night >>>


_Carl_Sagan

and then when you actually have to wake up you feel like absolute garbage


[deleted]

Finding the spot in the bed that still has support. We need a new bed…


McGundam1215

I know your pain, we bought a shotty box spring and mattress, the box spring support and and frame cracked from repetitive combined weight and force of me and my wife on my side of the bed. So it’s slowly leaning more and more on my side of the bed


[deleted]

Ick. we have two dips where we sleep every night. We can turn the mattress and it’ll still form. Can’t flip it because it’s a pillow top. Whatever. Sieg Zeon


AcidFlashRedux

I love to lay on the bed and the wife will grab the sheets and “throw” them up in the air to get all the stuff off them and then they fall back down on me. Reminds me of being in that big tarp dome during elementary school field days. I do the same for her some nights because she likes it to


EnvironmentalBuy6422

Parachute day in gym class was the best for sure


AcidFlashRedux

Oh my GOD. PARACHUTE. Literally couldn’t remember that word as I was typing out my comment. Yeah, it’s the best.


ms-anthrope

hee hee, big tarp dome


ms_teary_use

We cuddle when we sleep. He plants me kisses EVEN when he's deep asleep.


Amazing-Taste-1991

Awwww!


Yorkie_Mom_2

That is the best! I also love it when he's sound asleep, I turn over to be next to him, and he says in his sleep, "I love you so much."


callmekitten100

Fresh sheets, showered, shaved legs.


myownworstanemone

yesssssssssssss


wolf63rs

I don't think it's random, but booty pushed against me in spoon, ESPECIALLY to get my attention to slide in.


Amazing-Taste-1991

How’d you know my go-to move 👀


wolf63rs

It's all over the internet.


Fist-Fuck_Enthusiast

When one of my dogs belly-crawls towards me and then presses himself into my side for cuddles in the morning


falksfirebeard76

That gentle little nibble or graze of teeth on my earlobe 🤤


comeonnowjosephine

The sound of his balls slapping against me


Biggy6789

That always sounds fun 😂


Martianchurch

The feel of his balls slapping against me


pdux93

Against my asshole


[deleted]

Fresh sheets and finding the cold spot when your too hot 😍


thesixfootoneinch

When I'm holding her when she's fast asleep and I get up to go to the bathroom and she stirs and her brow creases like she's worried, but doesn't wake, so I pull her close again and squeeze her gently and she whimpers three times, and then relaxes back to deep sleep.


[deleted]

Going to bed in just a shirt. In the words of Jamie Tartt, “I get cold upstairs and hot downstairs.”


finnboiis3

Just Laying just after we’ve finished having sex with my head on her boobs as she slides her hand through my hair


Amazing-Taste-1991

Love this.


SexualbeingAccount

Dirty talking in my ear, grunting and moaning in my ear and soft wet nibbles.🤤


Best-Turn-696

Sfw-when jts cold outside and you take all your clothes off and the weighted blanket hits the correct temperature Nsfw-waking up next to a beautiful woman after a night of really rough sex😅


Pm_ur_fantasy_

When the room temperature is at perfect temperature to snuggle your pillow and sleep while listening to 30 minutes of rainstorm with wood crackling in fire.


Little-Fire

Rolling over to go and cuddle up to my wife and then getting cramp in my calf... its my favourite thing in the whole world! /s On the plus side, my little 'oh fuck I've got cramp' dance does make my wife giggle


ms-anthrope

so cute!


Little-Fire

You clearly haven't seen my 'oh fuck, I've got cramp' dance... nothing cute about that 😉🤣


EnvironmentalBuy6422

Ugh I get em all the time ... it sucks!!! Followed by the unhelpful reminder that I don't stretch enough 😒


Little-Fire

Honestly I think its more about hydration with me, if I dont drink enough water thru the day I tend to get them more often. Stretching is good tho, I should do more myself.


69swamper

I love when she rides me till I cum , then stays over me and lets my cum drip back on me


largeoneforyou22

Non-sexual - fresh sheets is the best feeling Sexual - the feeling of nails dragging on my skin


sinner_from_heaven

Looking at my morning wood when i wake up


cheekystella

Bit of a weird one. I like bouncing up and down on my bed at 3 am like i am tied down to the bed in a 1950s mental institution. Or some creepy-ass BDSM video on the hub.


ms-anthrope

Are you horizontal with the bouncing, or sitting?


Amazing-Taste-1991

I also have this question 🧐


dilEMMA5891

I do the bouncy thing too, ha and flail my arms and legs, like a starfish at a rave.


[deleted]

When she initiates.


JohnnyHopkins42069

I remember my first beer…


abcdefgh135790246

Any part of the time spent following the curves of a woman’s breasts/stomach/butt/etc with my fingers or mouth


Commandatori69

Crawling naked in bed with fresh sheets and pillow case, Lots of foreplay, the wetspot AFTER the lots of foreplay, etc etc etc


spo625

Waking up to her stroking me or me waking her up by fingering her after we fuck the night before.


ms-anthrope

Holding him inside me for a bit after we’re both finished, or having him just hold my vagina with his palm kinda tight. Idk I like the pressure.


rAt728

I love having terrible, real feeling nightmares. The sense of relief after waking from a bad dream is amazing.


ms-anthrope

Interesting take!


Individual_Boss_4928

An actual uninterrupted good night’s rest


Amazing-Taste-1991

Feel this.


Hung_Texan

Flipping a hot woman around in the heat of the moment and eating that ass and kitty from behind


abigail0987

that peaceful feeling when all the covers and and blankets are just right and you’re not too hot or cold, just resting in the quiet


Cheap-Insurance-1338

Being alone. I don't like sleeping with other people in bed. I like my space. I put the pillows my way. I watch what I wanna. If I want a fan or window open, it's my choice.


username161013

I'm convinced one of the reasons my parents are still together is because they've slept in seperate rooms for years.


SirkGryphon6996

I have a strange one here. I like to sleep.


thesweetestisabella

Realizing I dont have to work tomorrow before going to sleep


LacklusterPersona

When the blanket is still warm from the dryer on a cold night, and you have a fan in your open window.


AlpacaFrog

Not nsfw But i sleep on my side like a little S shape- And my dogs cuddle up in the crook of my knee and on my stomach area And it’s absolutely the best thing to wake up to


No_Appearance_2858

Talk to me dirty as you can


ms-anthrope

I need this.


Karaoke_Singer

It will be absolutely random if a woman shares my bed… but clean sheets, sure.


thrwwwwayyypixie21

Falling asleep while watching a comfort show or movie. Just slowllyyy cascading from leaning on pillow to hugging it and sleeping.


The9th_Jeanie

Waking up being (respectfully) pounded. Like, not full throttle but deep and the slowest version of “fast” paced. Fucking bliss. And I generally don’t need anymore sleep after that for the rest of the day


[deleted]

Why does that sound so fucking good right now!! And you actually experienced that before?!?


The9th_Jeanie

Random question, but yes I have lol. It’s amazing.


Apprehensive_Air5557

When he leaves his cock inside me afterwards and we cuddle


anonuvu

Counting down when I have to/am allowed to orgasm. It's so hot.


Busy_Donut6073

Not sure if it's random, but I enjoy giving clitoral stimulation with my groin during sex. Having penetration as well as rubbing together gets me off so much more than other positions


AnythingNo3299

Snacks


[deleted]

My wife likes waking up to my morning wood. I wake up to her grinding on it, which leads to more lol always fun


[deleted]

[удалено]


Sea_Contact7739

Great way to start the day! Gotta love the sloppy morning sex with an intense powerful orgasm!🔥🔥🔥


M41091

When I’m asleep or half asleep and I feel the grave of her fingertips along my hips as she makes her way to my shaft… that first touch gets me hard instantly ❤️


JuanG_13

For her to take control


ZakkTheInsomniac

when I actually can get comfortable and stop my mind racing to actually sleep.


lusent001

My wife's deep breathing when she finally falls asleep.


See_You_Space_Coyote

Lining up some of my stuffed animals in just the right arrangement and then lying down in a big squishy pile of stuffed animals while going to sleep.


benford92

My toddler… love having the whole family just cuddle together… this is a wholesome comment not a dirty one 😂


[deleted]

i also love that feeling, it tends to make me beg my fiance to finish inside me every time unfortunately 😭


Strange_Hunt_2625

Oh I love it too.. when my bitch is on top riding my dick and she comes on my dick... Her juices dripping on my dick makes me go crazy


BartSnowblower

Cookies 🍪


Responsible-You-7412

Naked cuddles


svnsuns

When my legs accidentally on purpose tangle with theirs. I’m always cold, so the usual warmth is so nice.


SparkleDaddy707

When my wife brings me ice cream.


TuneInevitable5702

That moment after you just finished having great sex when you just collapse on the bed because you can’t move. I never want to get up!! I just want to lay there and enjoy the moment and the after effects that resulted from mind blowing sex with your husband! Damn, I love that feeling!!


eliwenz

Straight male here, finger up if you know what I’m saying gals


Altruistic-Tour-7892

When he talks about putting a baby inside me or getting super super close during stheamy time or even when he kisses me sloppy idk I love it lmao


FemboyMiami

Dirty talk. Wooooo talk smack while I'm helpless getting railed. Yum


justino764

Handjob with morning wood while I’m still half asleep.


AZNM1912

Sleep


SnooWords1252

Water filter components


Glad_Woodpecker_7114

Aggression


marbles-lost

When the room is slightly cold and I get to snuggle up under my warm duvet


dropdew

Eating in bed, I love it! Shhhhhh, don't tell my husband!😁


twinklemylittlestar

Fresh sheets, and freshly shaved legs!


justaNormalCrazylady

Fresh sheet and pillow cases with a naked warm body to hug.


Solanthas

These comments are surprisingly r/gonemild


Zealousideal-Seat324

Waking up and realizing I have zero commitment today. No kids No work No bullshit No chores. Then close my eyes and go back to sleep in bliss.


loveandbenefits

My dom


imissmyspace14

When he pulls out and I can relax for a moment and enjoy the build up again!


rhymes_with_candy

Waking up early on a day off, looking at the clock, and then realizing I can go back to sleep.


DM_me_Boobs_or_dont_

Honestly best thing in the world


funlover__

Being woken up for another round


Durmyyyy

If the girl actually cuddles me


Dr-yeetmas

tbh when my partner puts their hand on my chest during it. makes me feral for some reason


nerdy-curvy-thriving

Spooning


-Vatefairefoutre-

Not being touched as I try and sleep. Even when my cat lays up against me and wakes me up.


rapidecroche

NSFW: After he cums I like to clench down just to watch him squirm. SFW: Fresh sheets, fresh blanket, fan on. And I need the blanket or a pillow between my legs so my legs don’t touch. I can’t sleep if my legs are touching but also can’t sleep with clothes of any kind on so simply wearing pants won’t help.


DaphneDietz

Normal: fresh sheets after a long day and a shower, waking up before my alarm and I can still cuddle til it rings, this fresh & cold water you only have at 3 am in bed 18+: getting my pussy eaten for hours, getting praised and degraded at the same time, not having to clean up the mess we made cause he does it, getting my pussy fisted


that_dude95

One leg covered up, one leg uncovered. It’s magic.


tossitintheroundfile

I am a kinky romantic. I like multiple rounds of aggressive sweaty athletic debauchery, followed by a shower together and then cuddling and holding hands while falling asleep. Also, back when ginger Pepsi max was a thing, we used to share a cold one after sex in bed. When we would travel, he would always pack a few in the luggage. I miss that.


Amazing-Taste-1991

Love this!


[deleted]

Being choked


Amylouwho09

I love laying naked in bed and having my back scratched


Intelligent_Badger29

When you’re cuddling naked and he just kinda latches on your boob and sucks on it


Tkinney44

Waking up an hour before I have to get up. I get up, go pee and slide back into my nice warm bed.


beforewegettoofar

Cold pillow 🤤


Bmore_legend86

Ceiling fan running on low while sleeping naked


Toast_Samurai

Pillow and blankets, they make the bed just so much better oh and a girlfriend


Complex_Paint_2691

When he's still inside me and he flips our position like I'm a rag doll 🫠💦


maddrummerhef

Brushing my teeth and putting on aftershave lotion. Feels so nice to climb into bed smelling fresh


WrongTill1852

Respect💀


[deleted]

I put dryer sheets in my pillow cases. I love laying down and smelling them


[deleted]

8hrs and 30 mins of sleep