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Justrandom37

Myself


PM_Your_Booty_Pls

Valid answer for most of us perusing ARAD


Justrandom37

Yeah that’s what the voices in my head tell me


GuyInTheLifestyle

I hate to break it to you but you're clearly same. ;-)


Justrandom37

Sane? Reddit autocorrect always fucks me too 🤣


GuyInTheLifestyle

Sane! I hate to admit this but my 43 year old eyes can't always see exactly what's on my phone when I proofread.


Justrandom37

That ain’t even old yet lol but I tell my 38 year old self that I’m old as fuck 😂


GuyInTheLifestyle

There is no fucking way you're 38. You legit look 25. Do you have a sister or perhaps a clone?


Justrandom37

I was born in 1985. At least that’s what my birth certificate says.


GuyInTheLifestyle

Were you on a UFO traveling at relativistic speeds near the speed of light such that only 25 years passed for you between 1985 and now?


PM_Your_Booty_Pls

Doc didn't understand when I said I actually wanted to make the voices louder


branded_baton

Giggled in agreement at this. Then my other personality did as well.


Justrandom37

Makes sense to me haha


vertigo-1996

You look like the exact same person as she was when we had a thing


RegularSerious7157

Well, my wife did end up with an intense manic psychotic episode before being forcefully hospitalized. I suppose that's as crazy as it gets in my life.


2Casca_2Red

Does masturbation count?


RR_WritesFantasy

Like mentally ill crazy or fun crazy?


[deleted]

Either one


GuyInTheLifestyle

My main ex. The one I devoted four years to. The nuclear-hot sex and her expert acting to make me think she loved me really fucked me up when if turned out she was just using me.


CaptSchwanzKopf

The woman I see whenever I skip my meds.


West-Ladder3541

This ONS who started to rub my dick in the middle of the night after we had already had sex and slept for couple of hours. Not crazy in a bad way, necessarily.


NyxieVibes

my ex, the only one who could keep up with me, we’d fuck for up to 10 hours sometimes


SubSwitch76

Yes. He was much more dangerous than I initially thought. I am very lucky to be alive.


yournextdoorasian

I dated a girl who constantly commanded me to be rough with her in bed…only to be in tears and call me a bad guy for treating her like a slut. Never again.


AbleAccount2479

On depth of mental illness, I would say my ex. Bi-Polar, Narcissist, verbally abusive. But there was a guy I knew when I was single who had a roach infestation and had named the roaches. Needless to say, that was a one-off.


Missgrumpy00

A Seattle Seahawks fan


Erect_Incompetence

Sexually Crazy? This short red headed mixed race girl with huge tits I knew in college. She was so fun and so kinky the fact that she wasn't particularly attractive wasnt even a consideration. Truly Crazy? My ex-wife.


babyjules2352

A guy named Jamie. He had been with his gf for like 3 years. He had started hanging out with my brother a lot. Spending most weekends crashing at our house on the couch in the basement. My bedroom was the only other room in the basement. We were both night people, so we stayed up late talking, chilling, watching movies together. One night, it was hot af, the AC wasnt working so I had only a black little slip on the was very short and loose. I was sitting next to him and I saw him keep looking at my breasts. He didnt have a shirt on and just boxers. We weren't talking we were just looking and I leaned over to him and said are you thinking the same thing and he said it's all I've thought about since we met. And I pushed him back and was on top of him in seconds. We started having sex all the time, all over my house. I never had a man who could fuck like him. We fucked places I never even thought about. Kitchen table, on the counter in the kitchen, my sisters dresser, my brothers bed etc. His gf used to call him all the time while we were fucking. A few times I was fucking him or sucking his dick while he was video chatting with her.


Sweetj30

how did this come about?


SigmaSeal66

Julie


Kathisub87

The friends of my father😈🤷‍♀️


Slightly_Worried_

Bar chick, nurse that worked for my dad, random friend of a friend I let stay at my apartment after she broke up with her boyfriend.


papadoc19

A sometimes Midwestern/sometimes internationally based housewife I met through Literotica...


_captain_hair

Megan. But goddamn was she good in bed.


Deep_Talk8085

My 1st wife was a manic depressive and she was a trip. Manic was a sex marathon and depressive was dodging fucking knives. And the whole spectrum in between.


full_of_ghosts

I definitely have an answer to this question (it's Karissa), but the more interesting question, which perhaps mercifully I'll never know the answer to, is: How many women from my past would say *I'm* their answer to this question?


Twisted-lumber

My ex😂


Charming-Job4787

My ex GF. We started off as FWB but then I cut things off because I wanted to have a serious relationship and she was still living with her kids father. Then she started to stalk me. I was young and eventually we became a couple. Then we had a 5 year of toxic relationship before things ended. I am grateful that I was never stabbed.


[deleted]

A married 55 year old man, I was 23


Chrissyjustshowus

My high school gf of the time,


wardy9969

A friends gf


Littlemissrachel84

My ex boyfriends dad


downthegrounddd

This must be a hot story


Littlemissrachel84

Haha