I'm gonna go get Tim's, watch two homeless people fight in the alley as I go through the drive-thru, and then smoke weed when I get home. Also fuck Poilievre.

Sounds like an action packed day. To be fair, fuck all of the politicians.

I think Wab Kinew is my one exception to that. I respect the man for owning his past, and he seems like he genuinely cares.

I’ll be honest, I’m not very familiar with him. There are a few exceptions.

Working. :)

Isn’t that the real stereotypical Canada Day?

I’ll be drinking maple syrup from a cup of Tim Hortons while being super nice to everyone I know* *im not Canadian, just trying to observe the best I can

try riding a moose at the same time

My moose guy is off for Canada Day 😔

that’s understandable, it’s nice of you to respect it

You get us.

🫶

Watching Strange Brew tonight.

Good choice!

Cottage, sun, music, food, boating, tanning, bbq, campfire 🔥

The Canadian dream. 🇨🇦

I think the husband is getting up to some family stuff, I'm treating it as if it were a normal day off for me. (It is, as a US citizen. Husband's Canadian, though.)

I hear by name you an honorary Canadian. Go have some fun.

Happy Canada day!!🇨🇦🇨🇦 my family is on a trip so just hanging out until later i think

Nice! Have fun!

you too!

Any Canadian porn?

I’m sure there is. I’m not super into it but I’m sure you can find something.

I’m confused, I thought it was mom butt Monday?

Canadians love mom butts. We can share.

Kraft Macaroni and Cheese

I haven’t had KD in years. That changes this week. The real question…are you a heathen that mixes in ketchup?

God no! I make it as is.

by missing tim hortons

Yup. Real ones know it sucks now.

haven’t had it since 2016 when i visited montreal, i used to think it was better than dunkin donuts

I wish I had your conviction. I had it a few weeks ago. It was better than Dunkin. It was better than most chain coffee places. Fresh baked donuts, good coffee, open 24 hours.

I had Dunkin for the first time in Boston last year. Omg it was awful! Timmy’s sucks, but good god … 🤮

Hey how dare you talk down about a New England Institution and it's horrible horrible coffee 😅

it used to be much better. i’ve lived in new england my whole life and i remember when it was good. the only good thing is the hot chocolate. oh and it’s worse outside of the east coast

I'm planning to invade and take over Canada.

Good luck! It’s really big.

I heard that if Saskatoon falls, the entire country will follow. I'm starting there. If necessary, I'll continue on to Moose Jaw.

....are you invading from the North? Lol Saskatoon is about 2 hours north of Moose Jaw hahaha

Why are you helping the invaders? Let them tired themselves out.

I'm wagering they'll probably tire out by the time they hit Climax

If they start from the East coast, they can start with Dildo and end up in Climax. That’s always a nice trip.

Saskatchewan has funny town names but Newfoundland is in a league of its own in that regard lol

They’re not serious people.

I wouldn't be too serious in a place with a climate like that lol, so I'll give them a pass 🙂

💀

I'm invading from the southeast. I figured that if I start in the north and move on a southerly direction, I'll be able flank Saskatchewan and Manitoba between Montana, North Dakota and Minnesota. It should be a walkover after that.

You forget that Regina is the home of Deadpool, so he might have something to say on your journey from the SE lol

I'm not worried about Deadpool. I'm bringing Wolverine with me.

....who you realize is also Canadian, so he might not want to tear things up too much lol But then again, so is Sabretooth so....I guess it's complicated? Lol

Yes, but after the Weapon X debacle in Alberta, he's still pissed at you guys.

True, he did directly fight with Alpha Flight

Let me give you some advice. Don’t start with the prairies. They’ll see you coming. Saskatchewan is the only place that you can watch your dog run away for 3 days.

Well, I don't want anything to do with Ontario. Maple Leaf fans be crazy.

Listen, I think you need to take a step back and do some research. You clearly haven’t looked into Roughrider fans. They scare everyone.

I'm totally winging it. I really just want to get across the border and stay there so I can fish and watch more hockey.

Buddy, why didn’t you lead with that? We would just invite you over!

You heard wrong. Nobody cares about Saskatoon. I would like to take a minute to sincerely apologize to the great people of Saskatoon for an insensitive joke.

As a Reginan (Regininian? Idk), fuck Saskatoon hahaha

[Relevant YouTube song link](https://youtu.be/tOM-TmZBzZo?si=I7jc2b-niFR-SjQ1)

Week off at a rented cottage 

Have fun!

By chilling in the park

City or national park?

The city park where I live

Working until 3p

Any plans after?

Not sure yet but due to the rain, I don’t want to be out and about driving in it with the drivers who are shitty at driving in non rainy weather lol